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Silver: Well Shelly's all ready to go to her first date of today. She's going from the afternoon until night! Well I'm going to check on Shelly now to see if she's ready, her first date is Kurama. This is his chance to prove to everyone that he is not gay, well we'll see and find out.
*Silver goes into Shelly's house, goes up the stairs, and walks in her room*
Shelly: Hey Silver, I'm all ready!
Silver: Nice outfit.
*Shelly pretends to model it*
Silver: *puts on her best British accent* Here we are with the Miss Lovely Shelly. She is wearing a pair of black leather pants that SCREAM hey check me out sexy! And the top is to BUY for!
Shelly: *interrupts* Buy for?
Silver: Yea why should we have to die for it?
Shelly: Oh
Silver: *Back to her British accent* Her silky silvery halter top is to BUY for!
Shelly: *thinking* that doesn't make sense even for me!
Silver: What kind of shoes you going for?
Shelly: These.
Cameraman: Why don't girls ever talk about something camera worthy? This sounds too boring for some of the audience.
Shelly and Silver: Boys.
Cameraman: Exactly.
Shelly: Ok, Silver you let Kurama in okay?
Silver: Ok! We've done this for almost every date that picked you up!
Shelly: That was only twice, one was Miroku.
Silver: Oh yea, heh, sorry.
Shelly: Hard to find a brave male to face me nowadays.
Silver: Amen.
*DING DONG!*
Shelly: *looking at the clock* oooh, right on time he is!
Silver: Give me all the juicy inside scoop later.
Shelly: Or just...*turns to the camera and puts on her best television personality voice* turn to channel 3284329 to watch my date! With the fanatics-proclaimed gay guy!
*Silver goes downstairs and opens the door*
Kurama: I'm here to pick up Shelly.
Silver: DUH! I know, I set this whole thing up!
Kurama: Right, where is the girl?
Shelly: The "girl" is right here!
Kurama: uh you look....nice? *hands Shelly a rose*
Shelly: You've never complimented a girl on a date before have you?
Kurama: No.
Silver: How about that? ^_^
Kurama: *passes Silver a mean look* Okay Shelly let's go *offers an arm*
Shelly: Alright! Road trip! *takes arm*
Silver: *thinking* I hope no one thinks that those are two girls going together like that.
Kurama: *opens the door for Shelly* Here you go.
Shelly: Um, thanks. *climbs in*
*Kurama climbs in himself and closes the door*
Shelly: You're not just doing this because of the money right?
Kurama: No of course not.
Shelly: And you're not trying to prove to everyone that you're not gay right?
Kurama: Well partially.
Shelly: -_-;;;
Kurama: Everyone thinks so!
Shelly: Yea Silver thinks so; it's kind of weird about this date.
Kurama: Why is it?
Shelly: I imagine you'd be more hostile or something.
Kurama: You have me confused with Hiei.
Shelly: Right...Hiei.
Kurama: How come you're so normal on dates?
Shelly: Because I just am, I know, I know big difference from the show.
Kurama: I bet a lot of males would like to date you.
Shelly: Well, not really. I had this date but he turned out to be this oversized rodent. And then there was that super boring demon bird that wouldn't shut up. I mean I went out a lot and I haven't met anyone for me.
Kurama: I see.
Shelly: What's with the rose thing?
Kurama: Do you not like it?
Shelly: I don't know, the whole botany appeal is another reason to say you're gay.
Kurama: I know, but it's my weapon.
Shelly: I was wondering.
Kurama: Yes?
Shelly: Where DO you keep that whip? I mean it's really long.
Kurama: It comes from a rose. Don't listen to that ugly Kuwa....as you said it, Baka speak. He makes you dumber by the minute.
Shelly: *laughs* Well I guess a thought like that goes by me also.
Kurama: I'm already worried about our date.
Shelly: hehe
Kurama: Ok Alphonzo, here we are.
*Limo stops*
Kurama: *gets out of car and offers a hand to help her out* What do you think?
Shelly: *gets out of car and sees a small outdoor restaurant surrounded by a rose garden* Don't turn them all into whips.
Kurama: Promise.
*Shelly and Kurama approaches hostess's podium*
Kurama: A reservation for two in the name of Kurama.
Hostess: Oh yes, right this way Ms. Kurama.
Shelly: Mr. Kurama.
Hostess: Sorry sir.
Kurama: Quite all right.
*Walks to a empty two seated café type table*
Shelly: Oh how gorgeous! This is sooooo cute!
Kurama: Ha, just sit and let's talk some more about...whatever it is we were talking about.
Shelly: Um, I think it was about, your whip and where it comes from.
Kurama: How about a new topic?
Shelly: Anytime.
Hostess: Welcome, may I serve you anything today?
Kurama: What would you like?
Shelly: *thinking* God strip on the table or something, don't be such a boring dude. *says* I would like err just a salad and umm your wine specialty of today.
Kurama: I would like the same.
Shelly: *thinking* SO........BORING.......
Kurama: What's wrong Shelly?
Shelly: *still thinking to herself not aware she looks like she's spacing out*
Kurama: Shelly?
Shelly: .....
Kurama: Shelly?
Shelly: Boring!
Kurama: What?
Shelly: What?
Kurama: Um
Shelly: What?
Kurama: What's boring?
Shelly: *thinking* don't say you, don't say you
Kurama: Shelly?
Shelly: Don't say you, oh crap.
Kurama: I am?
Shelly: Um
Kurama: Want to "ditch" this place then and go somewhere else?
Shelly: Like where?
Kurama: I guess I can be boring ha, how about the mall?
Shelly: No.
Kurama: Oh right, I thought you females liked the mall.
Shelly: I do, but do you like the mall?
Kurama: I was just being nice, oh yea, my "reputation"
Shelly: Exactly.
Kurama: Scratch that idea. How about the amusement park?
Shelly: Amuse me away!
Kurama: Let's pretend to be bad and sneak away.
Shelly: Oh Hen that must have been the weirdest thing I heard from anyone. Yes, let's sneak from a classy restaurant while the lady is bringing us salads and sneak into our Batmobile aka the Limo and drive to an urban HUMAN amusement park.
Kurama: Yes?
Shelly: ok!
*Kurama and Shelly sneaks away and the lady bring salads, wine, and wine glasses to no one. She looks confused*
Shelly: Wow, can't believe we got away with "that one"
Kurama: I know it wasn't that spontaneous, but I just wanted a good first impression.
Shelly: Trying to impress me with THAT? C'mon haven't you ever spoken to me?
Kurama: True, well off to the amusement park.
Shelly: I never have been to an amusement park before.
Kurama: I heard of it, but never seen one.
Shelly: What if the amusement park is scary?
Kurama: -_-, it's called an AMUSEMENT park for SOME reason Shelly....
Alphonzo: We're here!
Kurama: Thank you Alphonzo. *opens door, climbs out, and helps Shelly out*
Shelly: What a gentleman ha ha.
Alphonzo: I know I am, but don't make Kurama jealous.
Kurama: A joke, I see, ha.
Alphonzo: O_o oooooooh you let it died Kurama.
*Shelly stares at the big rides and people walking around*
Shelly: What are those little cars doing on that metal sort of track?
Kurama: I don't know but they must help bulimic people *pointing to kids puking after roller coasting*
Shelly: *pointing to prize booths* Oh! I heard about those! You play games and win tickets. When you earned a certain amount of tickets you can exchange them for prizes like those.
Kurama: Would you like any of those?
Shelly: Really? For me?
Kurama: Sure why not? How hard can they be?
Shelly: Well I have my eye on some of those prizes.
Kurama: *laughing at her girly childishness* Sure, I'll get them for you.
Shelly: What game do you think is best for you?
Kurama: Ok, I like that game where you knock the bottles down with that round object.
Shelly: A ball.
Kurama: Oh, yea, sure.
*Kurama and Shelly walks up to the game booth and sees many people fail at knocking the bottles down*
Shelly: Oh no, look, the bottles are all glued together. At the bottom and all around.
Kurama: Please, no problem.
Game Dude: That would be a dollar for three balls.
Kurama: Ok then. *hands the game dude a dollar and receives three balls*
*Kurama pulls his arm back and throws the ball very daintily at the milk bottles*
*everyone laughs*
Shelly: Hey Game Dude? Can I just call you game dude? Ok Game dude, it's not very nice to do that, I think you should unglue.....
*Kurama pulls his arm back and throws it intensely at the milk bottles causing it to shatter*
*Everyone is dead quiet*
Shelly: Or maybe Kurama can just break the bottles apart, either or......
*Everyone cheers for Kurama*
Game Dude: Here! Just take ALL my tickets! Just stay away from this booth okay?!
Kurama: Whatever you wish.
Shelly: *eyes wide open at all the tickets*
Kurama: How's that?
Shelly: Wow that was awesome! All my powers include color coordination and hair tip color changing. I can also kick people and balance on my tail. Don't even list your strengths.
Kurama: Don't think you'd have the time.
Shelly: You're so full of yourself, you know that?
Kurama: Yes.
Shelly: Oh. Well what next?
Kurama: I was thinking that Strength-tester thing.
Shelly: Oh dear *smiles*
Kurama: Unless you don't want those prizes....
Shelly: No, no, I like those prizes.
Kurama: *says to other game dude* I'd like a go to that Strength-Tester machine.
Other Game Dude: I must warn you, only the best can win the jackpot of tickets!
Kurama: I'll just give it my best shot *winks at Shelly*
Other Game Dude: Ok sir step right up!
Kurama: *lifts up hammer and SLAMS it down!*
*The little metal bar rating the strength breaks from the machine and hits the first game dude in the head*
Shelly: Oh dear....
Kurama: Oh well, nothing big was at loss.
Other Game Dude: Wow son, that was amazing, here's the jackpot of tickets!
*Other Game Dude brings out a trash bag of tickets*
*Shelly's eyes grow wider and her hair tips turns to pink*
Kurama: Pink? Does that mean you're happy?
Shelly: Uh yea, basically, I mean this is a LOT of tickets and we've only been here for 20 minutes.
Kurama: We could just talk and eat since we didn't get to at that restaurant.
Shelly: Yea, I'm a little hungry.
Kurama: Ok, you go get the food; I'll get us a table.
Shelly: Oh.....ok....*thinking* usually he'd go with me and PAY, that cheapskate.
Kurama: Go on, don't worry.
*Shelly comes back 10 minutes later and sees Kurama with a dude*
Kurama: I already said for you to go away.
Dude: C'mon baby, all I want is your phone number.
Shelly: HEY! What ARE you doing?
Dude: Excuse me maim, me and the lady here are talking here.
Shelly: Firstly, that's the LADY and I, and secondly, unless you're a woman in a man disguise you better get because HE'S MY DATE!!!!
Dude: Oh man really? Sorry dude.
Kurama: It's ok.... "Dude"
*Dude walks away*
Shelly: *sits down with a funnel cake, two corn dogs, and two drinks* Wow, that must have been painful.
Kurama: Was it that obvious?
Shelly: Well, you should have gone with me.
Kurama: Then I wouldn't have gotten you this *pulls out like a 24' teddy bear!!!*
Shelly: EEE, speechless!
Kurama: Oh don't get mushy now.
Shelly: GIMME!!! *snatches bear out of Kurama's hands before he could blink*
Kurama: I think you like it!
Shelly: Thank you!!! It's adorable! *Hug bear WAY too tight*
Kurama: Well, a little present for you.
Shelly: Aw, how adorable, my kind of teddy bear
Kurama: A teddy bear? I just picked the most expensive thing.
Shelly: Yea, my standard traditional teddy bear. Brown with red bow tie with two little ribbon leftover saying I love you. *points to teddy bear* I wuv you too!
Kurama: Stop there, I heard you talk to inanimate objects often.
Shelly: Ok I know, it's a little weird, but it's adorable thank you! *runs over to Kurama to hug him*
Kurama: *blushes* Uhhh thanks?
Shelly: Awww, you're face is all red! How cute.
Kurama: Yes, you want to eat now?
Shelly: Sure.
Kurama: What do you want to call your new taddy bear?
Shelly: Teddy bear, I'll think I'll call him Shuichi.
Kurama: Oh....*blushes again*
Shelly: What?
Kurama: That's my human name.
Shelly: Oh how cute!
Kurama: I never wanted to be called that, but I guess you can call the bear that...if...you...want.....
Shelly: Ok!
*Shelly and Kurama eat and talks yadidadedidadida*
Silver: *appears out of nowhere* Ok you lovebirds time for Shelly to go.
Shelly: Wait! Thanks for today, I had an awesome time, I'll see you around okay?
Kurama: Yea, I'll see you around too. Don't forget Shuichi.
Silver: You mean Kurama?
Shelly: No this adorable bear he won for me.
Silver and Shelly: AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Silver: Ok Kurama, there's a cab waiting for you.
Kurama: Great, a cab.
Shelly: Bye.
Kurama: Uhhhh
Silver: Tick tock time a-wasting!
Shelly: *gets in Limo and waves goodbye to Kurama*
Silver: *To Kurama* Not bad for a guy who a lot of people think is gay. *disappear again*
Kurama: A cab?
Silver: *appears again* Fine Mr. Picky! Want to walk home instead?
Kurama: You're tough.
Silver: I know.
Kurama: I pick cab.
Silver: Too bad, could have saved us money.
Kurama: I like Shelly better than you.
Silver: Only Hiei likes me better.
Kurama: Sadly.
Silver: too bad I signed him up as a date.
Kurama: Poor thing
Silver: *disappear again*
Kurama: Not even a bye? *gets in cab*
*In the limo with Shelly*
Alphonzo: Better than Miroku?
Shelly: Let's not even try to compare it!
Alphonzo: Cute bear, want him to sit up here with me?
Shelly: Yea, make sure he buckles his seat!
Alphonzo: I'll be sure to.
Shelly: *sits up and places Shuichi the bear on the front seat and buckles him up* There. *Sits back down* who's my next date?
Alphonzo: Dice boy.
Shelly: Who?
Alphonzo: Duke Devlin.
Shelly: Oh sounds normal enough, let's see what's he's like.
Alphonzo: *laughs* Normal?! *laughs again*
Shelly: Uhhhh???
Alphonzo: Ok, ok, off to meet Devlin.
*Limo stops after a short trip*
Alphonzo: We're here!
Shelly: Thank you Alphonzo. Take care of little Shuichi for me please?
Alphonzo: *teasing her* I don't know, he's a big boy.
Shelly: Pretty please?
Alphonzo: Well....
Shelly: With sugar on top?
Alphonzo: Ok, but you owe me a date!
Shelly: I'll....think about it.
Alphonzo: I'm just teasing you, Romeo's inside. Well besides me.
Shelly: Alphonzo!
Alphonzo: Bye Juliet!
*Shelly walks inside a lighted up building*
Shelly: *stands around looking at guys*
Duke: *recognizes Shelly and walks to her*
Shelly: *thinking* Ooh, that guy's pretty cute, I wonder if he's my date. What about him? Maybe him, and oh god I hope it's not him!
Duke: Hi.
Shelly: Can I help you?
Duke: Um, I'm Duke Devlin, I'm your date for an hour and a half.
Shelly: Gosh you make me sound like an unloyal girlfriend when you say that!
Duke: Yea, well......
*every guy is staring at Shelly*
Shelly: What's going on? Do I have something in my teeth?
Duke: No, it's just girls dressed up like you usually don't come around the arcade area.
Shelly: Oh...hi everyone!
*some dude whistles at her*
Shelly: Ok, who did that? *balances on her tail*
Duke: Don't worry, they're just nerdy video game dudes.
Shelly: Why are you here then?
Duke: I'm the owner.
Shelly: Wow, hail the king of video games.
Duke: Ha ha, spare the nerd jokes.
Shelly: I'll try my best.
Duke: I'll take you to the park area.
Shelly: Oh ok.
*Duke walks Shelly to the park area*
Shelly: *thinking* He's cute, with his green eyes, cute ebony hair, and awesome outfit. Most of all, he's cute. What more do I want? Wouldn't that be embarrassing if I said that out loud?
Duke: We're here.
Shelly: WHOA this is tight! *sees the go-karts and bumper boats*
Duke: Well it's alright, I guess.
Shelly: *thinking* Gee, don't take me anywhere special to you *says* It's awesome what are you talking about?
Duke: What would YOU like to do Miss Shelly?
Shelly: I'm the queen of go-karts!
Duke: Wanna race? I don't want to rain on your parade but I am very awesome at go-karts.
Shelly: Ok let's go *makes a challenging smile*
*Duke and Shelly gets in a go karts and they're off!*
*Duke gets a head start but Shelly is catching up!*
Shelly: You're never going to catch me!!!
Duke: Hey Shelly, your shoes are untied, better stop and check.
Shelly: Hey you might be right! *pulls to the side and stops, looks at HIGH HEELS*
Duke: *thinking* How weird!
Shelly: HEY! DUKE!!! That's not funny!!!!
*Duke wins*
Shelly: You're being MEAN *pouts a little*
Duke: How about a little surprise waiting for you then?
Shelly: *thinking about Shuichi* okay!
Duke: Here, follow me.
*Shelly follows Duke to a tall group of tall hedges*
Shelly: Duke? What's this?
Duke: This is my labyrinth. There's a surprise for you in the center.
Shelly: OH C'MON! I fell for the your-shoes-are-untied trick. You REALLY want to send me in there?
Duke: I'm leading you to it.
Shelly: Oh *a little embarrassed* Okay then....
Duke: *takes her hand* Let's go.
Shelly: *thinking* Oh my Hen is he so sweet!
Duke: While we're walking tell me about yourself.
Shelly: *thinking* oh real creative dice boy. *says* Well, I never been in a labyrinth. I like to make people happy, and I love being happy too. If you know that, then that's basically all you need to really know about me. Tell me about yourself.
Duke: Oh, that's cool. Well I have a strange obsession for dice.
Shelly: don't worry; I have one for mashed potatoes.
Duke: You get cuter by the minute. Anyways, I'm not a rich snob like Kaiba.
Shelly: Who's Kaiba?
Duke: The I-own-everything person.
Shelly: Okay, well that's good.
Duke: I have a cheer squad that follows me around.
Shelly: -_- you have to be kidding me.
Duke: I'm not, but they're not here now, I told them to go away today.
Shelly: Aww for me?
Duke: Yes for you.
Shelly: Thanks *thinking* Oh Hen he has a cheer squad that follows him around?
Duke: Here, close your eyes *covers his hands around her eyes*
Shelly: Okay, I hope it's not your cheer squad.
Duke: I hope it's not either.
*Duke leads Shelly and then stops*
Shelly: May I please open my eyes now?
Duke: Okay now.
*Shelly gasps as she sees a garden type area. There are sweet smelling flower bushes around them with garden lamps in the corners. In the east side there's a bench swing, on the ground a picnic blanket, and NOT a small one under a big apple tree. On the blanket there's a rose in a small vase in the middle, there are two plates with tiramisu on them, forks, napkins, and very fine red wine.*
Shelly: Oh Duke, this is so cute!
Duke: Cute?
Shelly: Yea gorgeous.
Duke: Glad you approve.
Shelly: Have we met before?
Duke: No why?
Shelly: How did you happen to know that tiramisu was my favorite kind of cake?
Duke: You never told me, I saw it and thought you might like it.
Shelly: You are very good.
Duke: I know. Come on, sit with me.
Shelly: Er, ok.
*Shelly relaxes and eats tiramisu with Duke, they talk yadidididedadadedada!*
*Duke looks up in the sky and then pours out some wine for Shelly and him. He pours one out for himself, and then he pours one out for her. Then they both hold on to their drinks they stroll onto the bench swing. He invites her to sit first and then sits himself down.*
Duke: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Shelly: Yea, just a little nervous.
Duke: No worries. Just look ahead of you.
Shelly: *thinking* Dear Hen it better not be cheerleaders. *looks ahead*
Duke: See it?
Shelly: *gasp* Wow it's so gorgeous. I wish I had a bigger vocabulary to describe this more than pretty cute or gorgeous.
Duke: *laughs* how about beautiful?
Shelly: That works. *takes a sip and stares at the sunset until it fades away* Wow, I wish they lasted forever.
Duke: *takes Shelly's hand and leads her to the apple tree, he pulls out a remote that sort of frightened Shelly, and pushed the red button.
Shelly: Duke?
Duke: Look up.
*When Shelly looked up, she saw many mechanical apples open up and fireflies flew around them*
Shelly: *breathless*
Silver: *appears out of nowhere* Wow, Duke, Hiei has nothing on you! C'mon sweet cheeks let's go!
Duke: Let me escort my date to her limo.
Silver: Alright! Alright! Make it snappy, and no weird kissy faces okay?
Shelly: Thank you SILVER.....CUZ...YOUNGER CUZ.....
Silver: I'll think I'll leave you two alone *pretended to make kissy faces*
Shelly: You'll be leaving now!
Duke: Is she always like that?
Shelly: Only every day of my life. C'mon let's go *takes his hand and leaves the labyrinth*
Duke: *opening the car door for Shelly* Can I see you again? I'll get some mashed potatoes for you.
Shelly: Maybe......*smile*
Duke: Oh Hen now you're being the hard-to-get!
Shelly: Wow I extended your vocabulary!
Duke: I know really.
Shelly: Well, I should be getting to my next date. You know with a madman. And then ANOTHER madman.
Duke: Hen have mercy on you. *kisses Shelly on the cheek* I'll see you again
Shelly: *speechless* *gets in car* Yea maybe I'll see you again. Maybe you can even bail me out of my date, not that Silver would let you.
Silver: *appears out of nowhere with APPLE now* Hey! What did I say about kissy faces? Nice apple man....now go on to your next date.
Shelly: I need to drop Shuichi off first.
Duke: Who's that? Kurama?
Silver: No not him, just this bear.
Shelly: Yea who knew that Shuichi was Kurama's human name?
Silver and Duke: I did.
Shelly: Well call me a loner and throw me a bone!
Silver: That was quite random.
Shelly: Random I am!
Duke: Bye Shelly.
Shelly: Bye Dice boy!
Duke: Dice Boy? I have a name!
Shelly: Uh huh SUUUUREEEE
Alphonzo: He seems nice.
Shelly: Wait til you close the door until you say that!
Alphonzo: Oh sorry honey!
Shelly: Off to my adventure with a madman. In other words: My date with Marik.
Silver: May Hen have mercy on you *disappears after throwing the core away*
Duke: *waves to Shelly goodbye*
Will Marik and Shelly have a good date?
Will Duke EVER see Shelly again?
Did Kurama's date proved him not gay?
What the Hen about Hiei?
STAY TUNE FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER: MY MADMEN DATES!
A/N: Oh god Duke was getting too mushy for me. It was overwhelming just going along with Silver's ideas. *Silver nods agreeingly* Gosh I can't believe there were any normal people in Yu-Gi-Oh you know? Very tricky I might add. I mean fake apples! *WHOOSH* past my love level! I thought that was weird though lol but cute in its OWN SPECIAL way. Silver thinks the apples sounds like me, weird but cute in its own special way lol she's right.
Aw how cute of Kurama and Duke. Well wait til the next chapter for Marik and HIEI, sorry it wasn't in THIS chapter, just wanted to make the suspense worse. Don't worry IT WILL BE BAD!!! Horrible dates......
Silver: Well Shelly's all ready to go to her first date of today. She's going from the afternoon until night! Well I'm going to check on Shelly now to see if she's ready, her first date is Kurama. This is his chance to prove to everyone that he is not gay, well we'll see and find out.
*Silver goes into Shelly's house, goes up the stairs, and walks in her room*
Shelly: Hey Silver, I'm all ready!
Silver: Nice outfit.
*Shelly pretends to model it*
Silver: *puts on her best British accent* Here we are with the Miss Lovely Shelly. She is wearing a pair of black leather pants that SCREAM hey check me out sexy! And the top is to BUY for!
Shelly: *interrupts* Buy for?
Silver: Yea why should we have to die for it?
Shelly: Oh
Silver: *Back to her British accent* Her silky silvery halter top is to BUY for!
Shelly: *thinking* that doesn't make sense even for me!
Silver: What kind of shoes you going for?
Shelly: These.
Cameraman: Why don't girls ever talk about something camera worthy? This sounds too boring for some of the audience.
Shelly and Silver: Boys.
Cameraman: Exactly.
Shelly: Ok, Silver you let Kurama in okay?
Silver: Ok! We've done this for almost every date that picked you up!
Shelly: That was only twice, one was Miroku.
Silver: Oh yea, heh, sorry.
Shelly: Hard to find a brave male to face me nowadays.
Silver: Amen.
*DING DONG!*
Shelly: *looking at the clock* oooh, right on time he is!
Silver: Give me all the juicy inside scoop later.
Shelly: Or just...*turns to the camera and puts on her best television personality voice* turn to channel 3284329 to watch my date! With the fanatics-proclaimed gay guy!
*Silver goes downstairs and opens the door*
Kurama: I'm here to pick up Shelly.
Silver: DUH! I know, I set this whole thing up!
Kurama: Right, where is the girl?
Shelly: The "girl" is right here!
Kurama: uh you look....nice? *hands Shelly a rose*
Shelly: You've never complimented a girl on a date before have you?
Kurama: No.
Silver: How about that? ^_^
Kurama: *passes Silver a mean look* Okay Shelly let's go *offers an arm*
Shelly: Alright! Road trip! *takes arm*
Silver: *thinking* I hope no one thinks that those are two girls going together like that.
Kurama: *opens the door for Shelly* Here you go.
Shelly: Um, thanks. *climbs in*
*Kurama climbs in himself and closes the door*
Shelly: You're not just doing this because of the money right?
Kurama: No of course not.
Shelly: And you're not trying to prove to everyone that you're not gay right?
Kurama: Well partially.
Shelly: -_-;;;
Kurama: Everyone thinks so!
Shelly: Yea Silver thinks so; it's kind of weird about this date.
Kurama: Why is it?
Shelly: I imagine you'd be more hostile or something.
Kurama: You have me confused with Hiei.
Shelly: Right...Hiei.
Kurama: How come you're so normal on dates?
Shelly: Because I just am, I know, I know big difference from the show.
Kurama: I bet a lot of males would like to date you.
Shelly: Well, not really. I had this date but he turned out to be this oversized rodent. And then there was that super boring demon bird that wouldn't shut up. I mean I went out a lot and I haven't met anyone for me.
Kurama: I see.
Shelly: What's with the rose thing?
Kurama: Do you not like it?
Shelly: I don't know, the whole botany appeal is another reason to say you're gay.
Kurama: I know, but it's my weapon.
Shelly: I was wondering.
Kurama: Yes?
Shelly: Where DO you keep that whip? I mean it's really long.
Kurama: It comes from a rose. Don't listen to that ugly Kuwa....as you said it, Baka speak. He makes you dumber by the minute.
Shelly: *laughs* Well I guess a thought like that goes by me also.
Kurama: I'm already worried about our date.
Shelly: hehe
Kurama: Ok Alphonzo, here we are.
*Limo stops*
Kurama: *gets out of car and offers a hand to help her out* What do you think?
Shelly: *gets out of car and sees a small outdoor restaurant surrounded by a rose garden* Don't turn them all into whips.
Kurama: Promise.
*Shelly and Kurama approaches hostess's podium*
Kurama: A reservation for two in the name of Kurama.
Hostess: Oh yes, right this way Ms. Kurama.
Shelly: Mr. Kurama.
Hostess: Sorry sir.
Kurama: Quite all right.
*Walks to a empty two seated café type table*
Shelly: Oh how gorgeous! This is sooooo cute!
Kurama: Ha, just sit and let's talk some more about...whatever it is we were talking about.
Shelly: Um, I think it was about, your whip and where it comes from.
Kurama: How about a new topic?
Shelly: Anytime.
Hostess: Welcome, may I serve you anything today?
Kurama: What would you like?
Shelly: *thinking* God strip on the table or something, don't be such a boring dude. *says* I would like err just a salad and umm your wine specialty of today.
Kurama: I would like the same.
Shelly: *thinking* SO........BORING.......
Kurama: What's wrong Shelly?
Shelly: *still thinking to herself not aware she looks like she's spacing out*
Kurama: Shelly?
Shelly: .....
Kurama: Shelly?
Shelly: Boring!
Kurama: What?
Shelly: What?
Kurama: Um
Shelly: What?
Kurama: What's boring?
Shelly: *thinking* don't say you, don't say you
Kurama: Shelly?
Shelly: Don't say you, oh crap.
Kurama: I am?
Shelly: Um
Kurama: Want to "ditch" this place then and go somewhere else?
Shelly: Like where?
Kurama: I guess I can be boring ha, how about the mall?
Shelly: No.
Kurama: Oh right, I thought you females liked the mall.
Shelly: I do, but do you like the mall?
Kurama: I was just being nice, oh yea, my "reputation"
Shelly: Exactly.
Kurama: Scratch that idea. How about the amusement park?
Shelly: Amuse me away!
Kurama: Let's pretend to be bad and sneak away.
Shelly: Oh Hen that must have been the weirdest thing I heard from anyone. Yes, let's sneak from a classy restaurant while the lady is bringing us salads and sneak into our Batmobile aka the Limo and drive to an urban HUMAN amusement park.
Kurama: Yes?
Shelly: ok!
*Kurama and Shelly sneaks away and the lady bring salads, wine, and wine glasses to no one. She looks confused*
Shelly: Wow, can't believe we got away with "that one"
Kurama: I know it wasn't that spontaneous, but I just wanted a good first impression.
Shelly: Trying to impress me with THAT? C'mon haven't you ever spoken to me?
Kurama: True, well off to the amusement park.
Shelly: I never have been to an amusement park before.
Kurama: I heard of it, but never seen one.
Shelly: What if the amusement park is scary?
Kurama: -_-, it's called an AMUSEMENT park for SOME reason Shelly....
Alphonzo: We're here!
Kurama: Thank you Alphonzo. *opens door, climbs out, and helps Shelly out*
Shelly: What a gentleman ha ha.
Alphonzo: I know I am, but don't make Kurama jealous.
Kurama: A joke, I see, ha.
Alphonzo: O_o oooooooh you let it died Kurama.
*Shelly stares at the big rides and people walking around*
Shelly: What are those little cars doing on that metal sort of track?
Kurama: I don't know but they must help bulimic people *pointing to kids puking after roller coasting*
Shelly: *pointing to prize booths* Oh! I heard about those! You play games and win tickets. When you earned a certain amount of tickets you can exchange them for prizes like those.
Kurama: Would you like any of those?
Shelly: Really? For me?
Kurama: Sure why not? How hard can they be?
Shelly: Well I have my eye on some of those prizes.
Kurama: *laughing at her girly childishness* Sure, I'll get them for you.
Shelly: What game do you think is best for you?
Kurama: Ok, I like that game where you knock the bottles down with that round object.
Shelly: A ball.
Kurama: Oh, yea, sure.
*Kurama and Shelly walks up to the game booth and sees many people fail at knocking the bottles down*
Shelly: Oh no, look, the bottles are all glued together. At the bottom and all around.
Kurama: Please, no problem.
Game Dude: That would be a dollar for three balls.
Kurama: Ok then. *hands the game dude a dollar and receives three balls*
*Kurama pulls his arm back and throws the ball very daintily at the milk bottles*
*everyone laughs*
Shelly: Hey Game Dude? Can I just call you game dude? Ok Game dude, it's not very nice to do that, I think you should unglue.....
*Kurama pulls his arm back and throws it intensely at the milk bottles causing it to shatter*
*Everyone is dead quiet*
Shelly: Or maybe Kurama can just break the bottles apart, either or......
*Everyone cheers for Kurama*
Game Dude: Here! Just take ALL my tickets! Just stay away from this booth okay?!
Kurama: Whatever you wish.
Shelly: *eyes wide open at all the tickets*
Kurama: How's that?
Shelly: Wow that was awesome! All my powers include color coordination and hair tip color changing. I can also kick people and balance on my tail. Don't even list your strengths.
Kurama: Don't think you'd have the time.
Shelly: You're so full of yourself, you know that?
Kurama: Yes.
Shelly: Oh. Well what next?
Kurama: I was thinking that Strength-tester thing.
Shelly: Oh dear *smiles*
Kurama: Unless you don't want those prizes....
Shelly: No, no, I like those prizes.
Kurama: *says to other game dude* I'd like a go to that Strength-Tester machine.
Other Game Dude: I must warn you, only the best can win the jackpot of tickets!
Kurama: I'll just give it my best shot *winks at Shelly*
Other Game Dude: Ok sir step right up!
Kurama: *lifts up hammer and SLAMS it down!*
*The little metal bar rating the strength breaks from the machine and hits the first game dude in the head*
Shelly: Oh dear....
Kurama: Oh well, nothing big was at loss.
Other Game Dude: Wow son, that was amazing, here's the jackpot of tickets!
*Other Game Dude brings out a trash bag of tickets*
*Shelly's eyes grow wider and her hair tips turns to pink*
Kurama: Pink? Does that mean you're happy?
Shelly: Uh yea, basically, I mean this is a LOT of tickets and we've only been here for 20 minutes.
Kurama: We could just talk and eat since we didn't get to at that restaurant.
Shelly: Yea, I'm a little hungry.
Kurama: Ok, you go get the food; I'll get us a table.
Shelly: Oh.....ok....*thinking* usually he'd go with me and PAY, that cheapskate.
Kurama: Go on, don't worry.
*Shelly comes back 10 minutes later and sees Kurama with a dude*
Kurama: I already said for you to go away.
Dude: C'mon baby, all I want is your phone number.
Shelly: HEY! What ARE you doing?
Dude: Excuse me maim, me and the lady here are talking here.
Shelly: Firstly, that's the LADY and I, and secondly, unless you're a woman in a man disguise you better get because HE'S MY DATE!!!!
Dude: Oh man really? Sorry dude.
Kurama: It's ok.... "Dude"
*Dude walks away*
Shelly: *sits down with a funnel cake, two corn dogs, and two drinks* Wow, that must have been painful.
Kurama: Was it that obvious?
Shelly: Well, you should have gone with me.
Kurama: Then I wouldn't have gotten you this *pulls out like a 24' teddy bear!!!*
Shelly: EEE, speechless!
Kurama: Oh don't get mushy now.
Shelly: GIMME!!! *snatches bear out of Kurama's hands before he could blink*
Kurama: I think you like it!
Shelly: Thank you!!! It's adorable! *Hug bear WAY too tight*
Kurama: Well, a little present for you.
Shelly: Aw, how adorable, my kind of teddy bear
Kurama: A teddy bear? I just picked the most expensive thing.
Shelly: Yea, my standard traditional teddy bear. Brown with red bow tie with two little ribbon leftover saying I love you. *points to teddy bear* I wuv you too!
Kurama: Stop there, I heard you talk to inanimate objects often.
Shelly: Ok I know, it's a little weird, but it's adorable thank you! *runs over to Kurama to hug him*
Kurama: *blushes* Uhhh thanks?
Shelly: Awww, you're face is all red! How cute.
Kurama: Yes, you want to eat now?
Shelly: Sure.
Kurama: What do you want to call your new taddy bear?
Shelly: Teddy bear, I'll think I'll call him Shuichi.
Kurama: Oh....*blushes again*
Shelly: What?
Kurama: That's my human name.
Shelly: Oh how cute!
Kurama: I never wanted to be called that, but I guess you can call the bear that...if...you...want.....
Shelly: Ok!
*Shelly and Kurama eat and talks yadidadedidadida*
Silver: *appears out of nowhere* Ok you lovebirds time for Shelly to go.
Shelly: Wait! Thanks for today, I had an awesome time, I'll see you around okay?
Kurama: Yea, I'll see you around too. Don't forget Shuichi.
Silver: You mean Kurama?
Shelly: No this adorable bear he won for me.
Silver and Shelly: AWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Silver: Ok Kurama, there's a cab waiting for you.
Kurama: Great, a cab.
Shelly: Bye.
Kurama: Uhhhh
Silver: Tick tock time a-wasting!
Shelly: *gets in Limo and waves goodbye to Kurama*
Silver: *To Kurama* Not bad for a guy who a lot of people think is gay. *disappear again*
Kurama: A cab?
Silver: *appears again* Fine Mr. Picky! Want to walk home instead?
Kurama: You're tough.
Silver: I know.
Kurama: I pick cab.
Silver: Too bad, could have saved us money.
Kurama: I like Shelly better than you.
Silver: Only Hiei likes me better.
Kurama: Sadly.
Silver: too bad I signed him up as a date.
Kurama: Poor thing
Silver: *disappear again*
Kurama: Not even a bye? *gets in cab*
*In the limo with Shelly*
Alphonzo: Better than Miroku?
Shelly: Let's not even try to compare it!
Alphonzo: Cute bear, want him to sit up here with me?
Shelly: Yea, make sure he buckles his seat!
Alphonzo: I'll be sure to.
Shelly: *sits up and places Shuichi the bear on the front seat and buckles him up* There. *Sits back down* who's my next date?
Alphonzo: Dice boy.
Shelly: Who?
Alphonzo: Duke Devlin.
Shelly: Oh sounds normal enough, let's see what's he's like.
Alphonzo: *laughs* Normal?! *laughs again*
Shelly: Uhhhh???
Alphonzo: Ok, ok, off to meet Devlin.
*Limo stops after a short trip*
Alphonzo: We're here!
Shelly: Thank you Alphonzo. Take care of little Shuichi for me please?
Alphonzo: *teasing her* I don't know, he's a big boy.
Shelly: Pretty please?
Alphonzo: Well....
Shelly: With sugar on top?
Alphonzo: Ok, but you owe me a date!
Shelly: I'll....think about it.
Alphonzo: I'm just teasing you, Romeo's inside. Well besides me.
Shelly: Alphonzo!
Alphonzo: Bye Juliet!
*Shelly walks inside a lighted up building*
Shelly: *stands around looking at guys*
Duke: *recognizes Shelly and walks to her*
Shelly: *thinking* Ooh, that guy's pretty cute, I wonder if he's my date. What about him? Maybe him, and oh god I hope it's not him!
Duke: Hi.
Shelly: Can I help you?
Duke: Um, I'm Duke Devlin, I'm your date for an hour and a half.
Shelly: Gosh you make me sound like an unloyal girlfriend when you say that!
Duke: Yea, well......
*every guy is staring at Shelly*
Shelly: What's going on? Do I have something in my teeth?
Duke: No, it's just girls dressed up like you usually don't come around the arcade area.
Shelly: Oh...hi everyone!
*some dude whistles at her*
Shelly: Ok, who did that? *balances on her tail*
Duke: Don't worry, they're just nerdy video game dudes.
Shelly: Why are you here then?
Duke: I'm the owner.
Shelly: Wow, hail the king of video games.
Duke: Ha ha, spare the nerd jokes.
Shelly: I'll try my best.
Duke: I'll take you to the park area.
Shelly: Oh ok.
*Duke walks Shelly to the park area*
Shelly: *thinking* He's cute, with his green eyes, cute ebony hair, and awesome outfit. Most of all, he's cute. What more do I want? Wouldn't that be embarrassing if I said that out loud?
Duke: We're here.
Shelly: WHOA this is tight! *sees the go-karts and bumper boats*
Duke: Well it's alright, I guess.
Shelly: *thinking* Gee, don't take me anywhere special to you *says* It's awesome what are you talking about?
Duke: What would YOU like to do Miss Shelly?
Shelly: I'm the queen of go-karts!
Duke: Wanna race? I don't want to rain on your parade but I am very awesome at go-karts.
Shelly: Ok let's go *makes a challenging smile*
*Duke and Shelly gets in a go karts and they're off!*
*Duke gets a head start but Shelly is catching up!*
Shelly: You're never going to catch me!!!
Duke: Hey Shelly, your shoes are untied, better stop and check.
Shelly: Hey you might be right! *pulls to the side and stops, looks at HIGH HEELS*
Duke: *thinking* How weird!
Shelly: HEY! DUKE!!! That's not funny!!!!
*Duke wins*
Shelly: You're being MEAN *pouts a little*
Duke: How about a little surprise waiting for you then?
Shelly: *thinking about Shuichi* okay!
Duke: Here, follow me.
*Shelly follows Duke to a tall group of tall hedges*
Shelly: Duke? What's this?
Duke: This is my labyrinth. There's a surprise for you in the center.
Shelly: OH C'MON! I fell for the your-shoes-are-untied trick. You REALLY want to send me in there?
Duke: I'm leading you to it.
Shelly: Oh *a little embarrassed* Okay then....
Duke: *takes her hand* Let's go.
Shelly: *thinking* Oh my Hen is he so sweet!
Duke: While we're walking tell me about yourself.
Shelly: *thinking* oh real creative dice boy. *says* Well, I never been in a labyrinth. I like to make people happy, and I love being happy too. If you know that, then that's basically all you need to really know about me. Tell me about yourself.
Duke: Oh, that's cool. Well I have a strange obsession for dice.
Shelly: don't worry; I have one for mashed potatoes.
Duke: You get cuter by the minute. Anyways, I'm not a rich snob like Kaiba.
Shelly: Who's Kaiba?
Duke: The I-own-everything person.
Shelly: Okay, well that's good.
Duke: I have a cheer squad that follows me around.
Shelly: -_- you have to be kidding me.
Duke: I'm not, but they're not here now, I told them to go away today.
Shelly: Aww for me?
Duke: Yes for you.
Shelly: Thanks *thinking* Oh Hen he has a cheer squad that follows him around?
Duke: Here, close your eyes *covers his hands around her eyes*
Shelly: Okay, I hope it's not your cheer squad.
Duke: I hope it's not either.
*Duke leads Shelly and then stops*
Shelly: May I please open my eyes now?
Duke: Okay now.
*Shelly gasps as she sees a garden type area. There are sweet smelling flower bushes around them with garden lamps in the corners. In the east side there's a bench swing, on the ground a picnic blanket, and NOT a small one under a big apple tree. On the blanket there's a rose in a small vase in the middle, there are two plates with tiramisu on them, forks, napkins, and very fine red wine.*
Shelly: Oh Duke, this is so cute!
Duke: Cute?
Shelly: Yea gorgeous.
Duke: Glad you approve.
Shelly: Have we met before?
Duke: No why?
Shelly: How did you happen to know that tiramisu was my favorite kind of cake?
Duke: You never told me, I saw it and thought you might like it.
Shelly: You are very good.
Duke: I know. Come on, sit with me.
Shelly: Er, ok.
*Shelly relaxes and eats tiramisu with Duke, they talk yadidididedadadedada!*
*Duke looks up in the sky and then pours out some wine for Shelly and him. He pours one out for himself, and then he pours one out for her. Then they both hold on to their drinks they stroll onto the bench swing. He invites her to sit first and then sits himself down.*
Duke: What's wrong? Are you okay?
Shelly: Yea, just a little nervous.
Duke: No worries. Just look ahead of you.
Shelly: *thinking* Dear Hen it better not be cheerleaders. *looks ahead*
Duke: See it?
Shelly: *gasp* Wow it's so gorgeous. I wish I had a bigger vocabulary to describe this more than pretty cute or gorgeous.
Duke: *laughs* how about beautiful?
Shelly: That works. *takes a sip and stares at the sunset until it fades away* Wow, I wish they lasted forever.
Duke: *takes Shelly's hand and leads her to the apple tree, he pulls out a remote that sort of frightened Shelly, and pushed the red button.
Shelly: Duke?
Duke: Look up.
*When Shelly looked up, she saw many mechanical apples open up and fireflies flew around them*
Shelly: *breathless*
Silver: *appears out of nowhere* Wow, Duke, Hiei has nothing on you! C'mon sweet cheeks let's go!
Duke: Let me escort my date to her limo.
Silver: Alright! Alright! Make it snappy, and no weird kissy faces okay?
Shelly: Thank you SILVER.....CUZ...YOUNGER CUZ.....
Silver: I'll think I'll leave you two alone *pretended to make kissy faces*
Shelly: You'll be leaving now!
Duke: Is she always like that?
Shelly: Only every day of my life. C'mon let's go *takes his hand and leaves the labyrinth*
Duke: *opening the car door for Shelly* Can I see you again? I'll get some mashed potatoes for you.
Shelly: Maybe......*smile*
Duke: Oh Hen now you're being the hard-to-get!
Shelly: Wow I extended your vocabulary!
Duke: I know really.
Shelly: Well, I should be getting to my next date. You know with a madman. And then ANOTHER madman.
Duke: Hen have mercy on you. *kisses Shelly on the cheek* I'll see you again
Shelly: *speechless* *gets in car* Yea maybe I'll see you again. Maybe you can even bail me out of my date, not that Silver would let you.
Silver: *appears out of nowhere with APPLE now* Hey! What did I say about kissy faces? Nice apple man....now go on to your next date.
Shelly: I need to drop Shuichi off first.
Duke: Who's that? Kurama?
Silver: No not him, just this bear.
Shelly: Yea who knew that Shuichi was Kurama's human name?
Silver and Duke: I did.
Shelly: Well call me a loner and throw me a bone!
Silver: That was quite random.
Shelly: Random I am!
Duke: Bye Shelly.
Shelly: Bye Dice boy!
Duke: Dice Boy? I have a name!
Shelly: Uh huh SUUUUREEEE
Alphonzo: He seems nice.
Shelly: Wait til you close the door until you say that!
Alphonzo: Oh sorry honey!
Shelly: Off to my adventure with a madman. In other words: My date with Marik.
Silver: May Hen have mercy on you *disappears after throwing the core away*
Duke: *waves to Shelly goodbye*
Will Marik and Shelly have a good date?
Will Duke EVER see Shelly again?
Did Kurama's date proved him not gay?
What the Hen about Hiei?
STAY TUNE FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER: MY MADMEN DATES!
A/N: Oh god Duke was getting too mushy for me. It was overwhelming just going along with Silver's ideas. *Silver nods agreeingly* Gosh I can't believe there were any normal people in Yu-Gi-Oh you know? Very tricky I might add. I mean fake apples! *WHOOSH* past my love level! I thought that was weird though lol but cute in its OWN SPECIAL way. Silver thinks the apples sounds like me, weird but cute in its own special way lol she's right.
Aw how cute of Kurama and Duke. Well wait til the next chapter for Marik and HIEI, sorry it wasn't in THIS chapter, just wanted to make the suspense worse. Don't worry IT WILL BE BAD!!! Horrible dates......