Silver: Ok day three of Shelly's dates. Overview: First two dates were
Miroku and Joey. How did they turn out? Think about it. It was MIROKU and
JOEY. Miroku was getting the megahorn again and Joey was just like a cool
bud. Then her next two dates were Kurama and Duke. How did they turn out?
Super sweet and romantic. Maybe too sweet and romantic ha, any who the next
two dates aren't ANYTHING like the past four dates. I think Shelly got
herself dates with two madmen.
*Silver opens her front door and goes up to Shelly's room*
Cameraman: Spare the girly conversations.
Silver: Hello? That's how we ALWAYS start dates.
Shelly: Ok, I'm ready. *comes out in black caprice pants and a baby blue tube top*
Silver: Thank goodness you're done with your date with Miroku.
Shelly: Oh god not him!
Silver: Ok Shelly, your goal today is not to make anyone crazier than they already are and try to not to piss off Hiei, survive the whole dates. Oh and I'm making your date with Hiei two hours.
Shelly: *eye twitches* WHY?
Silver: we had some spare minutes.
Shelly: Why didn't you let me stay with Kurama or something?!
Silver: Because the network wanted Hiei.
Shelly: You have to be kidding me.
Silver: Research proves that a longer date with Hiei would make the ratings go up.
Shelly: You have to be kidding me.
Silver: Sorry cousin, but your time is now. I'll get the door for you, just stay and look pretty.
Shelly: Great........
*DING DONG*
Silver: Hm, ok don't order carrot soup. PLEASE don't order carrot soup tonight.
Shelly: ok?
*Silver opens door for Marik*
Marik: I'm here for the girl, where is the girl?
Silver: The girl has a name.
Marik: She might Shelly to you, but I will refer to her as Girl or THE girl.
Silver: O_o
Marik: Girl! Where are you!
Shelly: Um right here.
Silver: You changed your shirt.
Shelly: Yea the tube top was itchy, I changed into a baby blue one sleeve shirt.
Silver: I see.
Marik: Ok girl, let's go.
Shelly: Girl? I have a name.
Marik: Let's get moving girl.
Silver: Bye Shelly I'll see you soon!
Shelly: Hey look, the sun is about to set.
Marik: Yes.
Shelly: *unsure of what to say* what do you think of when you see the sunset?
Marik: An orange?
Shelly: Are you asking me?
Marik: No, an orange.
Shelly: Oranges huh? Well then.........*thinking* What a nutcase! An orange? Well it could be worse, he could have said carrot.
Marik: Here we are.
Shelly: Where's the limo?
Marik: Good thing you're not wearing a dress, we're taking my motorcycle.
Shelly: Cool!
Marik: Are you afraid of speed?
Shelly: Speed is addictive.
Marik: Wow you understand that huh? Well, hop on, let's go, here's a helmet for you.
Shelly: *climbs on after Marik and grabs his waist* Ok, let's go.
*Marik speeds off immediately and drives for a while*
Shelly: Where are we going?
Marik: Some restaurant.
Shelly: Oh you've been there before?
Marik: It just opened, we're going to be one of the first to eat there.
Shelly: Ooh how cool!
Marik: Oh girl, we're here.
Shelly: Ok guy.
Marik: are you only going to refer to me as guy now?
Shelly: Only if you refer to me as girl.
Marik: I also you THE girl.
Shelly: Then I'll also call you Pumpkin Pie.
Marik: -_- why?
Shelly: I don't know, but it's a cute name.
Marik: Ok then let's just go.
Shelly: Ok.
Marik: Reservations for Ishtar
Waiter: Ok, right this way sir.
*Marik and Shelly follows waiter to a small table in the open*
Waiter: It seems our head chef has made a pre-made dinner, no need to order.
Marik: Of course whatever.
Shelly: Is that even possible? Can they do that?
Marik: I suppose so.
Shelly: I was wondering, why did you decide to do this whole dating thing with me?
Marik: There was money involved.
Shelly: Gee, the things it take to get guys to like me.
Marik: Ok, well I saw your other dates, and they seem to like you.
Shelly: Yea, well at least Hiei can't kill me on TV.
Marik: I wouldn't say that.
Shelly: What?!
Marik: Yea, well he could probably make a what I call a kitchen-accident murder.
Shelly: Oh Hen please help me.
Marik: Just watch out for yourself.
Shelly: Thanks.
Chef: *has a paper bag over his head* Here are your food kids.
Shelly: Thank you. *receives a dinner platter with a lid over it**Marik gets one just like that*
Chef: Hope you two enjoy.
Marik: Thank you but may I ask, why is there a grocery bag over your head?
Chef: Because.......look who it is! *pulls paper bag off of head*
Marik: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelly: that looks a lot like your father.
Marik's father: I am, eat your carrot soup Smoochy Poo! I want you to get all the Vitamin A you can get!
Shelly: Marik? BREATHE! *Marik hyperventilates* Use this *snatches paper bag from Marik's father and gives it to him* *Marik breathes in it*
Marik: *seirous voice* Let's go *grabs Shelly's wrist and runs for it*
Marik's father: SMOOCHY POO! Eat ALL of your carrot soup!
Marik: Get on the motorcycle. *climbs on and Shelly follows onto the motorcycle*
Shelly: Marik I....*grabs on to his waist*
*Marik ignores her and speeds off to anywhere else*
*Marik stops in front of a small café*
Shelly: Oh how cute! What a cute little café.
Marik: Let's get a quick meal before we're off to our next stop.
Shelly: Ok guy.
*Marik and Shelly walks inside and orders coffee and croissants*
Marik: I like this place, maybe I'll get my goons to take over this place.
Shelly: Oh come on, you don't have to rule everything, just enjoy life.
Marik: Why would I do those things?
Shelly: Because life is just a whole lot better when you're happy with things.
Marik: Well at least I'm feeling better about you know who.
Shelly: He's not the devil.
Marik: Yea I guess not *looks into his coffee cup and sees his father's face* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelly: *jumps in surprise* What's wrong?
Marik: I have to go
Shelly: What?
Marik: I mean we have to go now!
Shelly: But why? *before has a chance to finish speaking, Marik grabs her wrist and pulls her out of the café.*
*Marik and Shelly get on the motorcycle and drives off*
Shelly: *thinking* I wonder where he's going to drive us to next.
Marik: Ok, here no restaurants or anything.
Shelly: Oh how nice! The beach!
Marik: Glad you approve. Let's go.
Shelly: Okay.
Marik: *walking besides Shelly* How can you be so happy?
Shelly: I love life, period.
Marik: Wish I felt the same.
Shelly: Aww poor baby, you mean that?
Marik: How about some boardwalk food?
Shelly: I can go for that!
Marik: Ok. *Goes up to the food dude* Hey you! You can order first.
Shelly: Thank you, I'll have a scoop of vanilla ice cream please.
Marik: And I'll have nachos and a soft drink, any kind don't care.
Food dude: Want carrots with that?
Marik: WHAT?!
Food Dude: I said do you want cheese on that?
Marik: Oh uh yea. Cheese.
Shelly: What's wrong?
Marik: Nothing.
Shelly: You know I'm going to find out anyways.
Marik: *thinking* What is it about this girl? She's so innocent* What's the worst thing you've ever done in your life?
Shelly: One time I yelled at my mother.
Marik: -_- are you serious?
Shelly: Yea, I know, it was bad for me to do so, and I still feel awful.
Marik: -_-;;;
Shelly: I heard you do some pretty bad things *grabbing their food*
Marik: Yea I have * eating his nachos*
Shelly: Oh, how come?
Marik: The whole being-evil thing is part of it.
Shelly: Oh. Hey look hot dogs, how about we get some?
Marik: *throwing away his empty nachos paper basket* Ok.
Shelly: *goes up to Hot Dog Dude* Hey Hot Dog Dude, may we have two hot dogs?
Hot Dog Dude: Do you want carrots with that?
Marik: Carrots? Oh I must be hallucinating again.
Shelly: Carrots?
Hot Dog Dude: * pulls off mask* HEY SMOOCHY POO!!!
Shelly: Oh no. Marik. Wait, how can you be the head chef of every restaurant man?
Marik: We're out of here! *grabs Shelly's wrist and runs for it*
*Mariks climbs on the motorcycle and Shelly climbs on after him and they're soon speeding away*
Marik: Here, no food at all. The park.
Shelly: Marik
Marik: Yea?
Shelly: You can't run away forever.
Marik: Well.....
Shelly: Come here. *grab Marik's wrist and walks to a park bench and sit down* Sit with me Marik.
Marik: *sits with Shelly*
Shelly: Tell me more about your father.
Marik: I'm out of here. *gets up to leave park but Shelly sits still.* Aren't you coming with me?
Shelly: No.
Marik: *thinking* The girl is stubborn.
Shelly: Sit.
Marik: ......
Shelly: Sit!
Marik: *walks over to Shelly and sits down*
Shelly: Talk to me.
Marik: Fine! God you're so annoying!
Shelly: Talk.
Marik: *talks about his childhood and his father* *lies down and rests his head on Shelly*
Shelly: *thinking* he he, look at him, he's such a softie. SOFTIE!
Marik: Ok enough spillouts for tonight.
Silver: *appears out of nowhere* That's it for tonight kiddos!
Marik: Oh an hour and a half already? That was too short. *Gets head off of Shelly's lap*
Shelly: Marik, it was odd but nice being with you tonight.
Marik: Ha, *squeezes Shelly's hand* goodnight.
Shelly: *gets into Limo*
Marik: *gets onto motorcycle*
Silver: Hey what about me? *disappears*
*everyone leaves*
*Alphonzo drives Shelly around*
Alphonzo: How was madman number one?
Shelly: He's not so bad.
Alphonzo: Awesome, okay to your next date with Hiei.
Shelly: *thinking* WHY TWO HOURS?! I hate the network!
*Limo stops and Shelly steps out*
Hiei: Hello Shelly.
Shelly: Hi! Where am I?
Hiei: Somewhere you'll never forget.
Shelly: Don't I get a hug or something?
Hiei: No.
Shelly: Just kidding. Let's go inside. Hiei: *thinking* Silver can I kill her now? Well at least she looks.....well she won't embarrass me.
Shelly: Ok, let's go! *opens door*
*Doors open, Shelly and Hiei walks inside. Shelly's eyes grow wide as Hiei grows an evil smile*
Shelly: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!
Hiei: What? You don't like it?
Shelly: Out of ANY place in town, you pick......a SCI-FI CONVENTION?!?!?! *grows teary* Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Is this a mean joke? Why are you doing this to me? *starts to cry*
Hiei: Ok then you silly girl, where would you want to go?
Shelly: *sniff* You really wanna go where I really wanna go?
Hiei: Ugh yes. *sigh* *thinking* Silver's going to pay for signing me up for this.
Shelly: *smiles* I know a place, c'mon.
Hiei: Ok, I guess.
*Shelly takes Hiei to the limo as Alphonzo drives away*
Hiei: For the last time, tell me where we are going.
Shelly: C'mon it's a surprise! Don't ruin it you it-ruiner.
Hiei: Ok, we're here.
Shelly: Close your eyes.
Hiei: This is wrong, I should know where we are at least going. I hope it's not shopping.
Shelly: Don't worry it's not.
*both of them gets out of the limo*
Shelly: Thanks again Alphonzo, you're a doll!
Alphonzo: I'll be here in case you need a drive to the hospital.
Shelly: -_- love you always Alphonzo.
Alphonzo: Thanks, see you kiddos later.
Hiei: Do not refer to me as kiddo.
Shelly: Come on leaf boy don't be stubborn, come on in with me!
Hiei: I was not raised by a gang of thieves.
Shelly: I know by a gang of leaves.
Hiei: *groans* look what effects you are having on my head.
Shelly: We're inside.
Hiei: How come I can hear music?
Shelly: Those are some phat beats yo.
Hiei: Did you just call me yo?
Shelly: I don't know, I felt a ghetto moment coming and leaving.
Hiei: Can I open my eyes?
Shelly: Yes.
Hiei: *opens eyes and groans* A nightclub? Now I'm going to cry.
Shelly: Let's dance.
Hiei: I don't dance.
Shelly: You can learn now.
Hiei: You can dance, I'm just going to have some drinks over there *points to bar*
Shelly: *a little disappointed* Okay....if you really want to.
Hiei: I do.
Shelly: Yea....*sees some people dancing* Ok, I'll just dance.
*Shelly went to go dancing while Hiei order drinks and more drinks*
Hiei: If I'm lucky I'll pass out from all this drinking.
*Silver and Kurama walks inside the nightclub*
Silver: Shelly! Did you lose your date already?
Shelly: *excitedly* Silver?! SILVER! and KURAMA!
Kurama: How's Shuichi?
Shelly: Shuichi's great, and Silver, Hiei's having a few drinks over there. HEY HIEI! *Hiei looks at her* LOOK WHO CAME! *Shelly points to Silver and Kurama*
Hiei: *walks over to Shelly* Kurama? Why did you come?
Kurama: Made sure everything is going just fine.
Hiei: I see that Silver came, Silver....the one who signed me up for all this.......you got 3 seconds.
Silver: Three seconds?
Hiei: To run.
Silver: ....OHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs for it*
*Hiei chases Silver all over nightclub*
Shelly: *crying* Kurama?
Kurama: Why are you crying?
Shelly: I don't think Hiei likes me anymore.
Kurama: Why do you say that?
Shelly: He's trying to kill Silver, he was supposed to try to kill me. SILVER STOLE MY MOM!
Kurama: man.
Shelly: AND MY MAN?! How dare she!
Kurama: You're trying to say she stole your man.
Shelly: Duh, glad you could stick with me! Now about my man.....SHE STOLE HIM!
Kurama: He's not your man, he got signed up to go on a date with you because of Silver kind of on accident.
Shelly: You mean he doesn't like me at all?
Kurama: He's trying to kill you.
Shelly: AWWWW how adorable! He's trying to kill me! *sees Hiei trying to kill Silver* NOW HE LIKES SILVER BETTER!!!
Silver: HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Hiei: It'll take more than help to save you!
Shelly: AND he's threatening her?! I feel like Hiei and I are drifting apart Kurama, what am I going to do?!
Kurama: -_-;;; What did you think of our date Shelly?
Shelly: It was cool, I got to yell at a Game Dude.
Kurama: Ok, explain this to me, because I was nice to you, did you think you liked me?
Shelly: I thought you were okay.
Kurama: So what you are saying is that being nice isn't as sweet as being a hazard to your health?
Shelly: What does hazard mean?
Kurama: -_-;;;
Shelly: I should try to make Hiei jealous, can I chase you around?
Kurama: No.
Shelly: Yea, that's wrong. Can you chase me around?
Kurama: No.
Shelly: Then I'll make you!
Kurama: Try me.
Shelly: *poke*
Kurama: Why are you *poke* poking *poke* me in the arm?
Shelly: To *poke* annoy you *poke* until *poke* you chase *poke* me *poke* around.
Kurama: Not *poke* working.
Shelly: *flicks Kurama's nose*
Kurama: *smile* Did you just flick my nose?
Shelly: *smile* Maybe.....what are you going to do about it?
Kurama: I think I'll give you a three second start.
Shelly: Thanks, you're a doll.
Kurama: A non-girl doll right?
Shelly: You can be a human Ken doll.
Kurama: As long as he's a guy.
Shelly: *smiles* *kisses him on the cheek* Thanks, for helping me get my date back! *runs for it* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: *blushes and then runs after Shelly*
Silver: *thinking* Now who she piss off? Kurama?!
Kurama: *runs after Shelly while Hiei is still chasing after Silver*
Shelly: *screams* Fly you birdbrain!
Silver: *mad* HEY! *thinks for a second then says* Not a bad idea *transforms into a phoenix and flies out the door*
Shelly: *thinking* There Hiei will have to pay attention to me!
Hiei: *stops and stares at Silver* Fine you girl, if you want it to be that way. I'm going to get another drink.
Shelly: *stops dead in the middle of the chase*
Kurama: What's wrong?
Shelly: Hiei's still not trying to kill me.
Kurama: To tell you the truth, when someone is trying to KILL you it means that someone doesn't like you too much.
Shelly: I thought he was playing hard-to-get.
Kurama: Gee, it's a fine line isn't it?
Shelly: Yea it is
Kurama: I was just....
Shelly: How much time do I have left?
Kurama: I suspect another hour or so.
Shelly: I want to go home NOW.
Kurama: Where's the Silver girl when you need her? She'll understand, you're her cousin.
Hiei: *seems to come up out of nowhere* Not under my watch. I may seem not to like you, but the watchers out there want to see you cry. Why do you think they made us stay together for that extra half hour?
Shelly: Really? *remembers what Kurama had said* Oh, but I'm not here to cry. I wanted a good time with you and you've done nothing but send me to sci-fi conventions and chase after my cousin for a good half-hour.
Silver: *appear to come out of nowhere with a mad face* Ratings change, viewers want to see ME being chased by Hiei, go ahead Leaf Boy, let's go! You can go home Shelly. What the? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Shelly: I still think I scream prettier.
Kurama: How can you tell?
Shelly: In my head I can.
Kurama: Let's go home.
Shelly: Yea, suddenly Silver became the star of this special date.
*Kurama and Shelly are just about to leave the nightclub when...*
Silver: I'M GOING TO GET YOU KURAMA!!!!!!!
Kurama: Whoo wheee
Silver: HOW ABOUT JAKEN GETTING YOU?!
Kurama: talk about ugly fights.
Shelly: Why is it your fault that Silver showed up here?
Kurama: I wanted to make sure Hiei wouldn't kill you, so I asked Silver to bring me to the club you and Hiei was at, well then you pointed out Silver to Hiei and well, you know...
Shelly: Oh.
*Kurama and Shelly walks out of the club and climbs into the limo*
Kurama: This is better than the cab.
Shelly: Alphonzo? Can you take me home?
Alphonzo: Sure thing maim.
Shelly: Maim makes me sound so old.
Alphonzo: How about dudette?
Shelly: That'll work!
Kurama: Well Silver first took me to the sci-fi convention where Hiei took you first, we didn't realize you weren't there until after we were attacked by nerds.
Shelly: *laughs* So you really went through all that trouble to make sure Hiei wouldn't kill me?
Kurama: Yea, pretty much.
Shelly: That's really sweet. *thinking about what Kurama said before* Better than being attacked by human anime freaks.
Kurama: Yea I was thinking the same thing.
Shelly: What did you see at the sci-fi convention any who?
Kurama: They were playing with lighted sticks and going like WHOOSH.
Shelly: Star Wars....light sabers, right.....
Kurama: You would you know?
Shelly: My brother likes that stuff.
Kurama: Ah, the one with the dangerous bathroom?
Shelly: That would be the one *they laugh*
Kurama: Wow you were pretty hyper that night.
Shelly: I'm hyper normally, I just act differently on dates.
Kurama: You're not on the date now.
Shelly: No, I'm not, but that whole Hiei thing made me kind of normal.
Kurama: Count on him to do that to a girl like you.
Shelly: Ok, we're at my house.
Kurama: Good night Kangaroo girl.
Shelly: See you Box Boy. Thanks for keeping me company.
Kurama: It was nothing.
Shelly: Oh, well bye now.
*Shelly gets inside her house*
*Back at the club*
Hiei: *bangs on the girls' bathroom door* SILVER! Get out of there! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!
Silver: I'm not a man! Notice I'm in the GIRLS bathroom!
Hiei: SILVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the most and unusual thing you could do to me!!!!! COME OUT NOW!!!!
Silver: Go chase Shelly or something!
Hiei: After I get you first!
Silver: WHY?!
Hiei: Because my brain works like that!
Silver: Oh C'mon!
Hiei: SILVER!!! SILVER!!! GET OUT!!! NOW!!!!
Who will Shelly end up pairing up with?
Why does Duke have cheerleaders?
Will Hiei ever get to Silver?
Will Silver ever come out of the girls' bathroom?
STAY TUNE FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE SILVER PHOENIX SHOW!!!
A/N: I thought Duke having cheerleaders was weird. That's basically why he became an ending question. Well I think Hiei's date wasn't so bad, at least he wasn't trying to kill me the whole time, in fact he consider our date one where he was being nice to me. The next chapter there will be an interview where we ask all six guys what they thought of their dates with Shelly and who the watchers voted Shelly to be with. Shelly and Silver says bye for now!
*Silver opens her front door and goes up to Shelly's room*
Cameraman: Spare the girly conversations.
Silver: Hello? That's how we ALWAYS start dates.
Shelly: Ok, I'm ready. *comes out in black caprice pants and a baby blue tube top*
Silver: Thank goodness you're done with your date with Miroku.
Shelly: Oh god not him!
Silver: Ok Shelly, your goal today is not to make anyone crazier than they already are and try to not to piss off Hiei, survive the whole dates. Oh and I'm making your date with Hiei two hours.
Shelly: *eye twitches* WHY?
Silver: we had some spare minutes.
Shelly: Why didn't you let me stay with Kurama or something?!
Silver: Because the network wanted Hiei.
Shelly: You have to be kidding me.
Silver: Research proves that a longer date with Hiei would make the ratings go up.
Shelly: You have to be kidding me.
Silver: Sorry cousin, but your time is now. I'll get the door for you, just stay and look pretty.
Shelly: Great........
*DING DONG*
Silver: Hm, ok don't order carrot soup. PLEASE don't order carrot soup tonight.
Shelly: ok?
*Silver opens door for Marik*
Marik: I'm here for the girl, where is the girl?
Silver: The girl has a name.
Marik: She might Shelly to you, but I will refer to her as Girl or THE girl.
Silver: O_o
Marik: Girl! Where are you!
Shelly: Um right here.
Silver: You changed your shirt.
Shelly: Yea the tube top was itchy, I changed into a baby blue one sleeve shirt.
Silver: I see.
Marik: Ok girl, let's go.
Shelly: Girl? I have a name.
Marik: Let's get moving girl.
Silver: Bye Shelly I'll see you soon!
Shelly: Hey look, the sun is about to set.
Marik: Yes.
Shelly: *unsure of what to say* what do you think of when you see the sunset?
Marik: An orange?
Shelly: Are you asking me?
Marik: No, an orange.
Shelly: Oranges huh? Well then.........*thinking* What a nutcase! An orange? Well it could be worse, he could have said carrot.
Marik: Here we are.
Shelly: Where's the limo?
Marik: Good thing you're not wearing a dress, we're taking my motorcycle.
Shelly: Cool!
Marik: Are you afraid of speed?
Shelly: Speed is addictive.
Marik: Wow you understand that huh? Well, hop on, let's go, here's a helmet for you.
Shelly: *climbs on after Marik and grabs his waist* Ok, let's go.
*Marik speeds off immediately and drives for a while*
Shelly: Where are we going?
Marik: Some restaurant.
Shelly: Oh you've been there before?
Marik: It just opened, we're going to be one of the first to eat there.
Shelly: Ooh how cool!
Marik: Oh girl, we're here.
Shelly: Ok guy.
Marik: are you only going to refer to me as guy now?
Shelly: Only if you refer to me as girl.
Marik: I also you THE girl.
Shelly: Then I'll also call you Pumpkin Pie.
Marik: -_- why?
Shelly: I don't know, but it's a cute name.
Marik: Ok then let's just go.
Shelly: Ok.
Marik: Reservations for Ishtar
Waiter: Ok, right this way sir.
*Marik and Shelly follows waiter to a small table in the open*
Waiter: It seems our head chef has made a pre-made dinner, no need to order.
Marik: Of course whatever.
Shelly: Is that even possible? Can they do that?
Marik: I suppose so.
Shelly: I was wondering, why did you decide to do this whole dating thing with me?
Marik: There was money involved.
Shelly: Gee, the things it take to get guys to like me.
Marik: Ok, well I saw your other dates, and they seem to like you.
Shelly: Yea, well at least Hiei can't kill me on TV.
Marik: I wouldn't say that.
Shelly: What?!
Marik: Yea, well he could probably make a what I call a kitchen-accident murder.
Shelly: Oh Hen please help me.
Marik: Just watch out for yourself.
Shelly: Thanks.
Chef: *has a paper bag over his head* Here are your food kids.
Shelly: Thank you. *receives a dinner platter with a lid over it**Marik gets one just like that*
Chef: Hope you two enjoy.
Marik: Thank you but may I ask, why is there a grocery bag over your head?
Chef: Because.......look who it is! *pulls paper bag off of head*
Marik: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelly: that looks a lot like your father.
Marik's father: I am, eat your carrot soup Smoochy Poo! I want you to get all the Vitamin A you can get!
Shelly: Marik? BREATHE! *Marik hyperventilates* Use this *snatches paper bag from Marik's father and gives it to him* *Marik breathes in it*
Marik: *seirous voice* Let's go *grabs Shelly's wrist and runs for it*
Marik's father: SMOOCHY POO! Eat ALL of your carrot soup!
Marik: Get on the motorcycle. *climbs on and Shelly follows onto the motorcycle*
Shelly: Marik I....*grabs on to his waist*
*Marik ignores her and speeds off to anywhere else*
*Marik stops in front of a small café*
Shelly: Oh how cute! What a cute little café.
Marik: Let's get a quick meal before we're off to our next stop.
Shelly: Ok guy.
*Marik and Shelly walks inside and orders coffee and croissants*
Marik: I like this place, maybe I'll get my goons to take over this place.
Shelly: Oh come on, you don't have to rule everything, just enjoy life.
Marik: Why would I do those things?
Shelly: Because life is just a whole lot better when you're happy with things.
Marik: Well at least I'm feeling better about you know who.
Shelly: He's not the devil.
Marik: Yea I guess not *looks into his coffee cup and sees his father's face* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shelly: *jumps in surprise* What's wrong?
Marik: I have to go
Shelly: What?
Marik: I mean we have to go now!
Shelly: But why? *before has a chance to finish speaking, Marik grabs her wrist and pulls her out of the café.*
*Marik and Shelly get on the motorcycle and drives off*
Shelly: *thinking* I wonder where he's going to drive us to next.
Marik: Ok, here no restaurants or anything.
Shelly: Oh how nice! The beach!
Marik: Glad you approve. Let's go.
Shelly: Okay.
Marik: *walking besides Shelly* How can you be so happy?
Shelly: I love life, period.
Marik: Wish I felt the same.
Shelly: Aww poor baby, you mean that?
Marik: How about some boardwalk food?
Shelly: I can go for that!
Marik: Ok. *Goes up to the food dude* Hey you! You can order first.
Shelly: Thank you, I'll have a scoop of vanilla ice cream please.
Marik: And I'll have nachos and a soft drink, any kind don't care.
Food dude: Want carrots with that?
Marik: WHAT?!
Food Dude: I said do you want cheese on that?
Marik: Oh uh yea. Cheese.
Shelly: What's wrong?
Marik: Nothing.
Shelly: You know I'm going to find out anyways.
Marik: *thinking* What is it about this girl? She's so innocent* What's the worst thing you've ever done in your life?
Shelly: One time I yelled at my mother.
Marik: -_- are you serious?
Shelly: Yea, I know, it was bad for me to do so, and I still feel awful.
Marik: -_-;;;
Shelly: I heard you do some pretty bad things *grabbing their food*
Marik: Yea I have * eating his nachos*
Shelly: Oh, how come?
Marik: The whole being-evil thing is part of it.
Shelly: Oh. Hey look hot dogs, how about we get some?
Marik: *throwing away his empty nachos paper basket* Ok.
Shelly: *goes up to Hot Dog Dude* Hey Hot Dog Dude, may we have two hot dogs?
Hot Dog Dude: Do you want carrots with that?
Marik: Carrots? Oh I must be hallucinating again.
Shelly: Carrots?
Hot Dog Dude: * pulls off mask* HEY SMOOCHY POO!!!
Shelly: Oh no. Marik. Wait, how can you be the head chef of every restaurant man?
Marik: We're out of here! *grabs Shelly's wrist and runs for it*
*Mariks climbs on the motorcycle and Shelly climbs on after him and they're soon speeding away*
Marik: Here, no food at all. The park.
Shelly: Marik
Marik: Yea?
Shelly: You can't run away forever.
Marik: Well.....
Shelly: Come here. *grab Marik's wrist and walks to a park bench and sit down* Sit with me Marik.
Marik: *sits with Shelly*
Shelly: Tell me more about your father.
Marik: I'm out of here. *gets up to leave park but Shelly sits still.* Aren't you coming with me?
Shelly: No.
Marik: *thinking* The girl is stubborn.
Shelly: Sit.
Marik: ......
Shelly: Sit!
Marik: *walks over to Shelly and sits down*
Shelly: Talk to me.
Marik: Fine! God you're so annoying!
Shelly: Talk.
Marik: *talks about his childhood and his father* *lies down and rests his head on Shelly*
Shelly: *thinking* he he, look at him, he's such a softie. SOFTIE!
Marik: Ok enough spillouts for tonight.
Silver: *appears out of nowhere* That's it for tonight kiddos!
Marik: Oh an hour and a half already? That was too short. *Gets head off of Shelly's lap*
Shelly: Marik, it was odd but nice being with you tonight.
Marik: Ha, *squeezes Shelly's hand* goodnight.
Shelly: *gets into Limo*
Marik: *gets onto motorcycle*
Silver: Hey what about me? *disappears*
*everyone leaves*
*Alphonzo drives Shelly around*
Alphonzo: How was madman number one?
Shelly: He's not so bad.
Alphonzo: Awesome, okay to your next date with Hiei.
Shelly: *thinking* WHY TWO HOURS?! I hate the network!
*Limo stops and Shelly steps out*
Hiei: Hello Shelly.
Shelly: Hi! Where am I?
Hiei: Somewhere you'll never forget.
Shelly: Don't I get a hug or something?
Hiei: No.
Shelly: Just kidding. Let's go inside. Hiei: *thinking* Silver can I kill her now? Well at least she looks.....well she won't embarrass me.
Shelly: Ok, let's go! *opens door*
*Doors open, Shelly and Hiei walks inside. Shelly's eyes grow wide as Hiei grows an evil smile*
Shelly: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!
Hiei: What? You don't like it?
Shelly: Out of ANY place in town, you pick......a SCI-FI CONVENTION?!?!?! *grows teary* Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Is this a mean joke? Why are you doing this to me? *starts to cry*
Hiei: Ok then you silly girl, where would you want to go?
Shelly: *sniff* You really wanna go where I really wanna go?
Hiei: Ugh yes. *sigh* *thinking* Silver's going to pay for signing me up for this.
Shelly: *smiles* I know a place, c'mon.
Hiei: Ok, I guess.
*Shelly takes Hiei to the limo as Alphonzo drives away*
Hiei: For the last time, tell me where we are going.
Shelly: C'mon it's a surprise! Don't ruin it you it-ruiner.
Hiei: Ok, we're here.
Shelly: Close your eyes.
Hiei: This is wrong, I should know where we are at least going. I hope it's not shopping.
Shelly: Don't worry it's not.
*both of them gets out of the limo*
Shelly: Thanks again Alphonzo, you're a doll!
Alphonzo: I'll be here in case you need a drive to the hospital.
Shelly: -_- love you always Alphonzo.
Alphonzo: Thanks, see you kiddos later.
Hiei: Do not refer to me as kiddo.
Shelly: Come on leaf boy don't be stubborn, come on in with me!
Hiei: I was not raised by a gang of thieves.
Shelly: I know by a gang of leaves.
Hiei: *groans* look what effects you are having on my head.
Shelly: We're inside.
Hiei: How come I can hear music?
Shelly: Those are some phat beats yo.
Hiei: Did you just call me yo?
Shelly: I don't know, I felt a ghetto moment coming and leaving.
Hiei: Can I open my eyes?
Shelly: Yes.
Hiei: *opens eyes and groans* A nightclub? Now I'm going to cry.
Shelly: Let's dance.
Hiei: I don't dance.
Shelly: You can learn now.
Hiei: You can dance, I'm just going to have some drinks over there *points to bar*
Shelly: *a little disappointed* Okay....if you really want to.
Hiei: I do.
Shelly: Yea....*sees some people dancing* Ok, I'll just dance.
*Shelly went to go dancing while Hiei order drinks and more drinks*
Hiei: If I'm lucky I'll pass out from all this drinking.
*Silver and Kurama walks inside the nightclub*
Silver: Shelly! Did you lose your date already?
Shelly: *excitedly* Silver?! SILVER! and KURAMA!
Kurama: How's Shuichi?
Shelly: Shuichi's great, and Silver, Hiei's having a few drinks over there. HEY HIEI! *Hiei looks at her* LOOK WHO CAME! *Shelly points to Silver and Kurama*
Hiei: *walks over to Shelly* Kurama? Why did you come?
Kurama: Made sure everything is going just fine.
Hiei: I see that Silver came, Silver....the one who signed me up for all this.......you got 3 seconds.
Silver: Three seconds?
Hiei: To run.
Silver: ....OHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs for it*
*Hiei chases Silver all over nightclub*
Shelly: *crying* Kurama?
Kurama: Why are you crying?
Shelly: I don't think Hiei likes me anymore.
Kurama: Why do you say that?
Shelly: He's trying to kill Silver, he was supposed to try to kill me. SILVER STOLE MY MOM!
Kurama: man.
Shelly: AND MY MAN?! How dare she!
Kurama: You're trying to say she stole your man.
Shelly: Duh, glad you could stick with me! Now about my man.....SHE STOLE HIM!
Kurama: He's not your man, he got signed up to go on a date with you because of Silver kind of on accident.
Shelly: You mean he doesn't like me at all?
Kurama: He's trying to kill you.
Shelly: AWWWW how adorable! He's trying to kill me! *sees Hiei trying to kill Silver* NOW HE LIKES SILVER BETTER!!!
Silver: HELLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Hiei: It'll take more than help to save you!
Shelly: AND he's threatening her?! I feel like Hiei and I are drifting apart Kurama, what am I going to do?!
Kurama: -_-;;; What did you think of our date Shelly?
Shelly: It was cool, I got to yell at a Game Dude.
Kurama: Ok, explain this to me, because I was nice to you, did you think you liked me?
Shelly: I thought you were okay.
Kurama: So what you are saying is that being nice isn't as sweet as being a hazard to your health?
Shelly: What does hazard mean?
Kurama: -_-;;;
Shelly: I should try to make Hiei jealous, can I chase you around?
Kurama: No.
Shelly: Yea, that's wrong. Can you chase me around?
Kurama: No.
Shelly: Then I'll make you!
Kurama: Try me.
Shelly: *poke*
Kurama: Why are you *poke* poking *poke* me in the arm?
Shelly: To *poke* annoy you *poke* until *poke* you chase *poke* me *poke* around.
Kurama: Not *poke* working.
Shelly: *flicks Kurama's nose*
Kurama: *smile* Did you just flick my nose?
Shelly: *smile* Maybe.....what are you going to do about it?
Kurama: I think I'll give you a three second start.
Shelly: Thanks, you're a doll.
Kurama: A non-girl doll right?
Shelly: You can be a human Ken doll.
Kurama: As long as he's a guy.
Shelly: *smiles* *kisses him on the cheek* Thanks, for helping me get my date back! *runs for it* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: *blushes and then runs after Shelly*
Silver: *thinking* Now who she piss off? Kurama?!
Kurama: *runs after Shelly while Hiei is still chasing after Silver*
Shelly: *screams* Fly you birdbrain!
Silver: *mad* HEY! *thinks for a second then says* Not a bad idea *transforms into a phoenix and flies out the door*
Shelly: *thinking* There Hiei will have to pay attention to me!
Hiei: *stops and stares at Silver* Fine you girl, if you want it to be that way. I'm going to get another drink.
Shelly: *stops dead in the middle of the chase*
Kurama: What's wrong?
Shelly: Hiei's still not trying to kill me.
Kurama: To tell you the truth, when someone is trying to KILL you it means that someone doesn't like you too much.
Shelly: I thought he was playing hard-to-get.
Kurama: Gee, it's a fine line isn't it?
Shelly: Yea it is
Kurama: I was just....
Shelly: How much time do I have left?
Kurama: I suspect another hour or so.
Shelly: I want to go home NOW.
Kurama: Where's the Silver girl when you need her? She'll understand, you're her cousin.
Hiei: *seems to come up out of nowhere* Not under my watch. I may seem not to like you, but the watchers out there want to see you cry. Why do you think they made us stay together for that extra half hour?
Shelly: Really? *remembers what Kurama had said* Oh, but I'm not here to cry. I wanted a good time with you and you've done nothing but send me to sci-fi conventions and chase after my cousin for a good half-hour.
Silver: *appear to come out of nowhere with a mad face* Ratings change, viewers want to see ME being chased by Hiei, go ahead Leaf Boy, let's go! You can go home Shelly. What the? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Shelly: I still think I scream prettier.
Kurama: How can you tell?
Shelly: In my head I can.
Kurama: Let's go home.
Shelly: Yea, suddenly Silver became the star of this special date.
*Kurama and Shelly are just about to leave the nightclub when...*
Silver: I'M GOING TO GET YOU KURAMA!!!!!!!
Kurama: Whoo wheee
Silver: HOW ABOUT JAKEN GETTING YOU?!
Kurama: talk about ugly fights.
Shelly: Why is it your fault that Silver showed up here?
Kurama: I wanted to make sure Hiei wouldn't kill you, so I asked Silver to bring me to the club you and Hiei was at, well then you pointed out Silver to Hiei and well, you know...
Shelly: Oh.
*Kurama and Shelly walks out of the club and climbs into the limo*
Kurama: This is better than the cab.
Shelly: Alphonzo? Can you take me home?
Alphonzo: Sure thing maim.
Shelly: Maim makes me sound so old.
Alphonzo: How about dudette?
Shelly: That'll work!
Kurama: Well Silver first took me to the sci-fi convention where Hiei took you first, we didn't realize you weren't there until after we were attacked by nerds.
Shelly: *laughs* So you really went through all that trouble to make sure Hiei wouldn't kill me?
Kurama: Yea, pretty much.
Shelly: That's really sweet. *thinking about what Kurama said before* Better than being attacked by human anime freaks.
Kurama: Yea I was thinking the same thing.
Shelly: What did you see at the sci-fi convention any who?
Kurama: They were playing with lighted sticks and going like WHOOSH.
Shelly: Star Wars....light sabers, right.....
Kurama: You would you know?
Shelly: My brother likes that stuff.
Kurama: Ah, the one with the dangerous bathroom?
Shelly: That would be the one *they laugh*
Kurama: Wow you were pretty hyper that night.
Shelly: I'm hyper normally, I just act differently on dates.
Kurama: You're not on the date now.
Shelly: No, I'm not, but that whole Hiei thing made me kind of normal.
Kurama: Count on him to do that to a girl like you.
Shelly: Ok, we're at my house.
Kurama: Good night Kangaroo girl.
Shelly: See you Box Boy. Thanks for keeping me company.
Kurama: It was nothing.
Shelly: Oh, well bye now.
*Shelly gets inside her house*
*Back at the club*
Hiei: *bangs on the girls' bathroom door* SILVER! Get out of there! COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!
Silver: I'm not a man! Notice I'm in the GIRLS bathroom!
Hiei: SILVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was the most and unusual thing you could do to me!!!!! COME OUT NOW!!!!
Silver: Go chase Shelly or something!
Hiei: After I get you first!
Silver: WHY?!
Hiei: Because my brain works like that!
Silver: Oh C'mon!
Hiei: SILVER!!! SILVER!!! GET OUT!!! NOW!!!!
Who will Shelly end up pairing up with?
Why does Duke have cheerleaders?
Will Hiei ever get to Silver?
Will Silver ever come out of the girls' bathroom?
STAY TUNE FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER OF THE SILVER PHOENIX SHOW!!!
A/N: I thought Duke having cheerleaders was weird. That's basically why he became an ending question. Well I think Hiei's date wasn't so bad, at least he wasn't trying to kill me the whole time, in fact he consider our date one where he was being nice to me. The next chapter there will be an interview where we ask all six guys what they thought of their dates with Shelly and who the watchers voted Shelly to be with. Shelly and Silver says bye for now!