Silver: During those three days when Shelly was on her dates, we ran a
contest to see who would be the lucky ones to interview each of Shelly's
dates about their dates with Shelly. Our enthusiastic lucky winner was
Vegeta, ha ha just kidding, the enthusiastic lucky winner is Gohan! He'll
ask the same questions to all the dates. Here goes!
Gohan: Before you went on the date with Shelly, how did you think the date would go?
Miroku: I was hoping she would bear my child, she kind of gave me hope at some points, but I turned out emptyhanded.
Joey: I thought she was going to be boring or just stupid, but she's very cool to hang out with, she's such a cool pal.
Kurama: I thought she would annoy me to death.
Duke: I expected her to be less nervous, from what I saw on the show.
Marik: I didn't expect my dad to be everywhere I went with her.
Hiei: I thought I'd kill her by the end of the night, instead she walked out on me.
Gohan: When you first saw her on your date, what was your first impression?
Miroku: She looked pretty, but she could have worn a shorter skirt.
Joey: She looked cool, but not in the Mai way. Why are you giving me that look?
Kurama: I liked her shirt fine, but I thought the pants were too tight.
Duke: I liked her outfit, but it could have had more green.
Marik: I'd wanted her to wear a more Egyptian outfit.
Hiei: Like someone I should kill.
A/N: Picky picky guys.....what are you? Fashion experts?! =D On with the story!
Gohan: How did you think your date with her went?
Miroku: She was ALL OVER me, but for some reason, she never wanted to bear my child. That's too bad though.
Joey: I thought the date was awesome, because she kicked not one, but TWO guys' keisters! Wow that was so awesome and she looked good doing it too!
Kurama: I was a little nervous, but I think it went well; she really seemed to like Shuichi, the bear I won for her at that little amusement park. I still don't understand what the bulimic people machine was there for.
Duke: I think she likes the cake. I don't know she a little nervous and maybe even suspicious the whole time. I can't believe she fell for my little trick in go-karts.
Marik: I think my dad kind of freaked her out. Another reason why I don't like him. She was nice and understanding at the end, but her cousin showed up.
Hiei: I hate her cousin. Even more than Shelly.
Gohan: What did you think of her on the other dates?
Miroku: I think she enjoyed the other dates, but she was still all over me.
Joey: Since when did Duke sign up to be her date? If she thought his date was better, then I'll......well I don't know what I'm going to do now but I'll beat him!
Kurama: I don't think she liked the date with Miroku too much and she really wanted to ditch her date with Hiei so badly. I think Duke is a romantic freak, no offense of course, Joey was like her normal friend, and Marik, well another shrink session.
Duke: Mine was definitely better than Joey's. I had mechanical apples and he, well, he had blood sucking vampires.
Marik: I thought all the dates except the short dude was too mushy or not cool at all.
Hiei: They should have killed her before I got to go out with her.
Gohan: Do you think the watchers will vote for you to be her boyfriend?
Miroku: I mean she was all over me, I'm the obvious choice.
Joey: Nah, I'm most likely to be her pal. I will beat Duke though I know dat!
Kurama: Well I'm not sure, I thought the date was cool, the watchers can decide either way, but it's hard since a lot of people thinks I'm gay, including Silver, which I'm NOT.
Duke: I think it went well; I have a better chance than Joey.
Marik: I'm not boyfriend material; I have a lunatic for a yami.
Hiei: If I did win, I'd kill her.
Silver: Congratulations Gohan, thanks for being such a great interviewer. Any who, I'm here at the show, with Shelly. How do you feel Shelly?
Shelly: A little anxious Silver
Silver: Of course you are!
Shelly: So, when I get to see what the viewers thought?
Silver: NOT NOW. Later, how did you think your date with Miroku went?
Shelly: Oh dear Hen help me, I think I had a nightmare last night about that. Did he say I was all over him? Hen, that's such a lie, now I see why he's so perverted, he thinks every women likes him!
Silver: How about your date with Joey?
Shelly: I didn't feel like it was a date, it more of a blood sucking evening. I think I should ask him to go see Blood Sucking Vampires from 18th dimension tonight. I heard it was better than the 17th, 16th, 15th, and 14th dimensions put together!
Silver: -_-
Shelly: *chanting* SUCK BLOOD! SUCK BLOOD! SUCK BLOOD!
Silver: -_-;;;
Shelly: Well, I should just keep in touch with him a lot until they stop making those movies or something.
Silver: How did you think your date with Kurama went?
Shelly: Aww, I think it was great! I love Shuichi especially when he won it for me. He even kept me company after I ditched my last date.
Silver: Aww Shuichi! Nice moves for a gay guy.
Shelly: -_- he's not gay!
Silver: Ok, ok, ha ha, just teasing you cousin. How about your date with Duke?
Shelly: Duke? I think he tried too hard, it was original and new, but I felt really uncomfortable because we hardly knew each and he looked like he was going to ask to marry me. He's nice and all, but that was really surprising and overwhelming.
Silver: Ok, madman number one, a.k.a. Marik. How was your date with him?
Shelly: Nice but so very odd. What was up with him on the boardwalk and the café? I was really confused! He looked inside his coffee and then the next thing you know we're speeding off from the café as fast as we could. Then he freaked out at the nacho guy, well kind of. But I don't blame him when his dad also ran the hot dog stand.
Silver: I don't even want to remember Hiei's date with you.
Shelly: It was practically like you were on the date with him! I left with Kurama an hour early remember?
Silver: I was stuck in the girls' bathroom until two in the morning when he gave up on me. TWO IN THE MORNING SHELLY!
Shelly: You stole my date! How could you?
Silver: TAKE HIM! You want him? TAKE HIM! I'd rather be with Kurama!
Shelly: Date stealer.
Silver: Any who, let's reveal your secret man okay? Here's a blindfold, put it over your eyes, EYES SHELLY NOT EARS, and sit back as we let your man out!
*Shelly wraps the blindfold around her eyes and sits back*
*A man walks across and everyone in the audience gasps, you can see Shelly's legs shake*
Silver: Uh Shelly? Open your eyes now.
Shelly: *takes off the blindfold* What the? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silver: I'm just as surprised! What did you do to the viewers to make them hate you so much!
Shelly: No, I'm dreaming! This can't be real, MIROKU can't be the winner!
Silver: It's okay, it'll be okay.
Shelly: OKAY?! You think I'm going to be OKAY?!
Miroku: You can bear my child now!
Shelly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Silver: *listening to your earpiece* Oh wait, I just got the news, Miroku isn't the winner, just playing a little joke on you.
Shelly: *slides out of her chair onto the floor into a fetal position* YOU GAVE ME NIGHTMARES WHEN I WASN'T EVEN SLEEPING GUYS!!!!!!
Miroku: Oh well, you don't have to be my girlfriend to bear my child!
Silver and Shelly: OUT! NOW!
Miroku: I'll be back soon sweet thing!
Shelly: *scoffs* Can I see my man now?
Silver: Yea let's do this for real guys! Oh your hair is orange! Are you scared? Ya, I can tell by your face. Close your eyes again
*Shelly puts the blindfold over her eyes*
*Another man walks across the stage and everyone gasps once again*
Silver: Shelly? You can open your eyes now.
Shelly: *takes off her blindfold but her eyes are still closed*
Silver: OPEN YOUR EYES!
Shelly: Please tell me the director be joking about Miroku being the winner......*opens one eyes barely and sees a shirt* *opens that one eye a little bigger and sees a redhead smiling* *opens both eyes wide open* *Her orange hair tips turns pink and she jumps out of her seat*
Kurama: Hey.
Shelly: EEEEEE!!! *goes to hug him*
Audience: Aww
Shelly: This shouldn't be a joke, TELL ME THIS ISN'T A JOKE!
Miroku: *walks out onto the stage* HA! This is a joke! You're supposed to be with me!
Everyone else in the whole wide world: -_- OUT! NOW!
Miroku: Ok, ok, I'm leaving!
Kurama: So, are you happy with the results?
Shelly: Well.....to be honest....*hug him tighter*
Kurama: *blushes* Well I'm glad you're happy with the results.
Joey: HA HA DUKE! In your face! You lost to him!
Silver: Oh yea Joey? Let's see how everyone ranks.
*A screen that came out of nowhere showed up*
Silver: Here's Kurama in first place of course. Then there's DUKE, and then there's JOEY. Then Hiei, Marik, and Miroku in last place.
Miroku: *walks across stage*
Everyone: OUT! NOW!
Miroku: FINE! I'M LEAVING!
Joey: By how many votes did Duke beat me by?
Silver: By 5000
Joey: O_o
Silver: Aww, Shelly, are you still hugging Kurama? How cute. ^_^
Hiei: You know....now that you're of the girls' bathroom Silver, I can kill you!
Silver: Do I get a three second start?
Hiei: I wouldn't just stand there now.
Shelly: *jokingly* I think you two are cute. ^_^
Silver: I'm going to hurt you *looks at Hiei* if I have the chance. *runs* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Hiei: I'm going to kill you!
Shelly: *to cameraman* you better follow her, there's bound to be more action there than here.
Cameraman: Aye aye captain!
*Cameraman follows Silver and Hiei*
Silver: *thinking* what am I going to do. *spots a sign* I got it! *runs into a big building*
Hiei: *thinking* What is she going to do in a sci-fi convention?
*Hiei opens the door after and sees big shiny eyes and blue hair everywhere*
Hiei: This isn't the SCI-FI convention is it Silver?
Silver: *shakes head* You just made this do this. *shouts* HEY GIRLS! HIEI IS HERE IN PERSON!!!!! GO GET HIM!
*Lots of fangirls with odd colored wigs chase him*
Hiei: I'm going to hurt you twice as much.
Silver: Yea maybe you're done signing autographs to your loyal fans. If they don't torture you by ripping off your clothes and selling it on EBay first. *holds up a peace sign up to the camera*
*The audience and everyone are watching the screen*
Shelly: Tsk tsk Kurama, your friend has it going on with ladies.
Kurama: *sarcastically* Too bad I didn't tag along for the fun.
Shelly: How long does it take before the fan girls go away?
Kurama: I wouldn't count anytime soon, humans can be so weird like that.
Shelly: Affirmative.
Kurama: Hey Shelly?
Shelly: Yea?
Kurama: MOOOO
Shelly: Lah!
Miroku: Oh c'mon! ANYONE?! Someone bear my child! I use deodorant now!
Joey: So Shelly.....
Shelly: *keeps staring at the TV screen* Yes?
Joey: Ya like Duke's date or mine betta?
Shelly: Duke's. He had fake apples with bugs in them, can't beat that, well maybe except for SHUICHI! *Kurama smiles and continues watching* Oh, AND he had tiramisu.
Joey: You liked Duke or Kurama boy over here better?
Shelly: Kurama of course. Duke kind of made me uncomfortable at times.
Joey: Well.......in dat case.......I WANT A REDATE!
Alphonzo: Hey Shelly! *Shelly runs over to Alphonzo*
Shelly: ALPHONZO! Wow you're wearing your limo outfit.
Alphonzo: Yea, I go for the look the ladies love.
*Shelly stares at his golfer clothes*
Shelly: Oh yea, I'd so go out with you if Kurama wasn't with me now.
Alphonzo: You teenagers and your sarcasm! So Kurama won?
Shelly: Yea, I personally wanted to go out with him anyways. Want to watch Hiei get chased by fan girls?
Alphonzo: Any time!
*Shelly and Alphonzo sits in the back of the seats pulled up to the tiny TV set. There isn't enough seats for both, so Kurama who was sitting next to Shelly before invited Shelly to sit on his lap, Shelly blushes and does so.*
*The audience sees on the TV that InuYasha has walked out of a store with a bag of ramen. The fan girls and Hiei runs past him*
Girl #1: WAIT! It's INUYASHA!
Girl #2: What do we do?
Girl #1: You half chase InuYasha and us half will chase Hiei. GO! GO! GO! NOW! NOW! NOW!!! We've prepared for this!
*The group of fan girls splits in half accordingly and chases two very scared anime characters*
Shelly: Shouldn't you help him?
Kurama: Watching him is much more fun.
Shelly: I know! Your right Boxxy!
Kurama: Boxxy? What is this, my pet name?
Shelly: Do you want to call me one?
Kurama: How about Hoppy? *smiles*
Shelly: Yea, perfect *watches TV*
*back outside, Inuyasha gets strangled by hundreds of scary anime fan girls*
Fan Girl #1: OMG! OMG! I GOT A PIECE OF HIS SLEEVE!!!
Other fan girls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Sell it on EBAY!
Fan Girl #1: *gets all big eyed* I can't do that, it's too priceless, I'll keep this rag for the rest of my life!
Inuyasha: HEY! THAT'S MINE! OWWW!!!
Fan Girl #2: OMG! OMG! I TOUCHED......HIS EAR!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will NEVER wash my hand again.......NEVER! EVER! EVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!
Fan Girl #3: I GOT HIS RAMEN! HE BOUGHT THIS RAMEN AND I GOT IT!!! It's going to be worth MILLIONS on EBAY!!!
Inuyasha: Ok NO ONE touches MY ramen!
Fan Girl #3: He loves this RAMEN, that'll make it even worth more!
Inuyasha: GIVE THAT BACK!
*Girls ripped off his shirt, his pants, and whatever is left of him, and then tries to divide one innocent Inuyasha into a million pieces for a million fan girls*
Inuyasha: Whatever *tired breath* DON'T TAKE THE.......Hey! My Tetsusaiga! GIVE THAT BACK! It's ONE thing with the RAMEN! But NOBODY GETS MY TETSUSAIGA!!!!
Sesshoumaru: *from inside the studio is thinking* Hmmm, somehow these girls have managed to weasel the Tetsusaiga out of my not-as-pretty brother! Maybe I should hire two thousand of these girls for my own use. Oh well, I'll just get it myself and spare all the unnecessary screaming for my brother.
*Sesshoumaru walks out of the studio with no one noticing*
Sesshoumaru: *thinking* Now where is he? *million fan girls show up from no where*
Fan girls: *altogether* OH.....MY......GOSH!!!! *long pause* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Million of fan girls spring out from their hidden spots and chases Sesshoumaru*
*Sesshoumaru runs back in the building*
Shelly: SESSHOUMARU! NO!!!! EVERYONE! OUT! NOW!!!! BEFORE IT'S......
*Sesshoumaru and million of fan girls runs inside the studio*
Sesshoumaru: HELP ME!!!!
Alphonzo: You.....are.....stupid.
*Fan girls stare in amazement as they spot many different anime characters*
Shelly: Oh sh.....
Kurama: LET'S GET OUT NOW!!!!
*Million of fan girls chase the well-known anime characters around*
Silver: Anime characters get on my back now!
*Everyone but Kurama, Shelly, and Alphonzo gets away, while Silver flies away*
Shelly: *backed into a corner with Kurama* ALPHONZO!!!
Alphonzo: Do something!
Kurama: *quietly* I'm gay.
*All the girls gasp and Shelly looks at him in surprise*
Shelly: You are?
Kurama: Yes, let's go home.
Shelly: Ok.....
*Everyone moves out of Kurama's way as they approach the limo*
*Shelly gets in, and as Kurama is about to get in*
Kurama: Get the car started Alphonzo, *gets in and rolls down window* Just kidding girls, I'm not gay, I'm going out with Shelly here, see you girls later!
*Fan girls look at him in half shock, half anger*
Fan girl: I don't care! Let's get him!
*Million of fan girls over excitedly screams and chases Kurama's limo*
Shelly: Wow, for a minute I thought you were serious.
Kurama: I got us safe right?
Shelly: Yea *cuddles up with Kurama as weird fan girls keeps jumping the trunk of the limo*
Kurama: Gosh, how weird these humans are. *Stares at the nude running Inuyasha and the almost- nude Hiei running from more fan girls in another direction*
Shelly: ZzZzZzZz
Kurama: Hoppy?
Kurama: Hoppy?
Kurama: Oh. Hoppy's sleeping, let's just go home. *holds Shelly closer to him*
TO BE CONTINUED!
Will Hiei ever have to run naked?
Will Inuyasha get his ramen back?
Why did Silver exactly sic anime fan girls on Hiei?
Did Silver bring everyone home safely?
Will Shelly, I mean Hoppy, ever wake up?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! OF THE SILVER PHOENIX SHOW!
A/N: Nothing much to say here except, JUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER =D it's going to be too unusual. And I'M the one saying it's unusual, so BELIEVE ME! It's going to be "off the hook" =D In case you were wondering, I'm not a Kurama fan, it just seem like he was the best choice......tell me you didn't think he was the best choice. Duke was too far in the mushy gushy game and then there was Hiei......self-explanatory really. So until then R/R and have a Hoppy Doppy Day! May your day be filled with Hoppiness. =D
Silver: Happiness
Shelly: Right, Pink Panther!
Silver: I give up! This girl has driven UP THE WALL!!!
Shelly: WOW! You can drive?! Drive me to the mall! PWLEEZ!!!
Silver: Someone shoot me, and make it soon.
Hiei: *evil grin* How about slice you up?
Silver: Eh, what the heck? Go ahead!
Hiei: What you really mean it?
Silver: Yea, I had enough of Shelly.
Hiei: I can't do it.
Silver: WHAT?
Hiei: I mean you WANT to die, it's no fun.
Silver: OH GREAT! NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO SHELLY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! OH YEA! I'M A DEMON! I LIVE FOREVER AND EVER AND GET TO HEAR SHELLY!! FOREVER! AND THE ONE GUY I DEPENDED ON TO KILL ME DECIDES NOT TO KILL ME! This is great. Really. I mean it. You better stay for the next chapter or else!
Shelly: *sings the Pink Panther song*
Silver: Why Hiei? WHYYYYY?
Gohan: Before you went on the date with Shelly, how did you think the date would go?
Miroku: I was hoping she would bear my child, she kind of gave me hope at some points, but I turned out emptyhanded.
Joey: I thought she was going to be boring or just stupid, but she's very cool to hang out with, she's such a cool pal.
Kurama: I thought she would annoy me to death.
Duke: I expected her to be less nervous, from what I saw on the show.
Marik: I didn't expect my dad to be everywhere I went with her.
Hiei: I thought I'd kill her by the end of the night, instead she walked out on me.
Gohan: When you first saw her on your date, what was your first impression?
Miroku: She looked pretty, but she could have worn a shorter skirt.
Joey: She looked cool, but not in the Mai way. Why are you giving me that look?
Kurama: I liked her shirt fine, but I thought the pants were too tight.
Duke: I liked her outfit, but it could have had more green.
Marik: I'd wanted her to wear a more Egyptian outfit.
Hiei: Like someone I should kill.
A/N: Picky picky guys.....what are you? Fashion experts?! =D On with the story!
Gohan: How did you think your date with her went?
Miroku: She was ALL OVER me, but for some reason, she never wanted to bear my child. That's too bad though.
Joey: I thought the date was awesome, because she kicked not one, but TWO guys' keisters! Wow that was so awesome and she looked good doing it too!
Kurama: I was a little nervous, but I think it went well; she really seemed to like Shuichi, the bear I won for her at that little amusement park. I still don't understand what the bulimic people machine was there for.
Duke: I think she likes the cake. I don't know she a little nervous and maybe even suspicious the whole time. I can't believe she fell for my little trick in go-karts.
Marik: I think my dad kind of freaked her out. Another reason why I don't like him. She was nice and understanding at the end, but her cousin showed up.
Hiei: I hate her cousin. Even more than Shelly.
Gohan: What did you think of her on the other dates?
Miroku: I think she enjoyed the other dates, but she was still all over me.
Joey: Since when did Duke sign up to be her date? If she thought his date was better, then I'll......well I don't know what I'm going to do now but I'll beat him!
Kurama: I don't think she liked the date with Miroku too much and she really wanted to ditch her date with Hiei so badly. I think Duke is a romantic freak, no offense of course, Joey was like her normal friend, and Marik, well another shrink session.
Duke: Mine was definitely better than Joey's. I had mechanical apples and he, well, he had blood sucking vampires.
Marik: I thought all the dates except the short dude was too mushy or not cool at all.
Hiei: They should have killed her before I got to go out with her.
Gohan: Do you think the watchers will vote for you to be her boyfriend?
Miroku: I mean she was all over me, I'm the obvious choice.
Joey: Nah, I'm most likely to be her pal. I will beat Duke though I know dat!
Kurama: Well I'm not sure, I thought the date was cool, the watchers can decide either way, but it's hard since a lot of people thinks I'm gay, including Silver, which I'm NOT.
Duke: I think it went well; I have a better chance than Joey.
Marik: I'm not boyfriend material; I have a lunatic for a yami.
Hiei: If I did win, I'd kill her.
Silver: Congratulations Gohan, thanks for being such a great interviewer. Any who, I'm here at the show, with Shelly. How do you feel Shelly?
Shelly: A little anxious Silver
Silver: Of course you are!
Shelly: So, when I get to see what the viewers thought?
Silver: NOT NOW. Later, how did you think your date with Miroku went?
Shelly: Oh dear Hen help me, I think I had a nightmare last night about that. Did he say I was all over him? Hen, that's such a lie, now I see why he's so perverted, he thinks every women likes him!
Silver: How about your date with Joey?
Shelly: I didn't feel like it was a date, it more of a blood sucking evening. I think I should ask him to go see Blood Sucking Vampires from 18th dimension tonight. I heard it was better than the 17th, 16th, 15th, and 14th dimensions put together!
Silver: -_-
Shelly: *chanting* SUCK BLOOD! SUCK BLOOD! SUCK BLOOD!
Silver: -_-;;;
Shelly: Well, I should just keep in touch with him a lot until they stop making those movies or something.
Silver: How did you think your date with Kurama went?
Shelly: Aww, I think it was great! I love Shuichi especially when he won it for me. He even kept me company after I ditched my last date.
Silver: Aww Shuichi! Nice moves for a gay guy.
Shelly: -_- he's not gay!
Silver: Ok, ok, ha ha, just teasing you cousin. How about your date with Duke?
Shelly: Duke? I think he tried too hard, it was original and new, but I felt really uncomfortable because we hardly knew each and he looked like he was going to ask to marry me. He's nice and all, but that was really surprising and overwhelming.
Silver: Ok, madman number one, a.k.a. Marik. How was your date with him?
Shelly: Nice but so very odd. What was up with him on the boardwalk and the café? I was really confused! He looked inside his coffee and then the next thing you know we're speeding off from the café as fast as we could. Then he freaked out at the nacho guy, well kind of. But I don't blame him when his dad also ran the hot dog stand.
Silver: I don't even want to remember Hiei's date with you.
Shelly: It was practically like you were on the date with him! I left with Kurama an hour early remember?
Silver: I was stuck in the girls' bathroom until two in the morning when he gave up on me. TWO IN THE MORNING SHELLY!
Shelly: You stole my date! How could you?
Silver: TAKE HIM! You want him? TAKE HIM! I'd rather be with Kurama!
Shelly: Date stealer.
Silver: Any who, let's reveal your secret man okay? Here's a blindfold, put it over your eyes, EYES SHELLY NOT EARS, and sit back as we let your man out!
*Shelly wraps the blindfold around her eyes and sits back*
*A man walks across and everyone in the audience gasps, you can see Shelly's legs shake*
Silver: Uh Shelly? Open your eyes now.
Shelly: *takes off the blindfold* What the? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Silver: I'm just as surprised! What did you do to the viewers to make them hate you so much!
Shelly: No, I'm dreaming! This can't be real, MIROKU can't be the winner!
Silver: It's okay, it'll be okay.
Shelly: OKAY?! You think I'm going to be OKAY?!
Miroku: You can bear my child now!
Shelly: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Silver: *listening to your earpiece* Oh wait, I just got the news, Miroku isn't the winner, just playing a little joke on you.
Shelly: *slides out of her chair onto the floor into a fetal position* YOU GAVE ME NIGHTMARES WHEN I WASN'T EVEN SLEEPING GUYS!!!!!!
Miroku: Oh well, you don't have to be my girlfriend to bear my child!
Silver and Shelly: OUT! NOW!
Miroku: I'll be back soon sweet thing!
Shelly: *scoffs* Can I see my man now?
Silver: Yea let's do this for real guys! Oh your hair is orange! Are you scared? Ya, I can tell by your face. Close your eyes again
*Shelly puts the blindfold over her eyes*
*Another man walks across the stage and everyone gasps once again*
Silver: Shelly? You can open your eyes now.
Shelly: *takes off her blindfold but her eyes are still closed*
Silver: OPEN YOUR EYES!
Shelly: Please tell me the director be joking about Miroku being the winner......*opens one eyes barely and sees a shirt* *opens that one eye a little bigger and sees a redhead smiling* *opens both eyes wide open* *Her orange hair tips turns pink and she jumps out of her seat*
Kurama: Hey.
Shelly: EEEEEE!!! *goes to hug him*
Audience: Aww
Shelly: This shouldn't be a joke, TELL ME THIS ISN'T A JOKE!
Miroku: *walks out onto the stage* HA! This is a joke! You're supposed to be with me!
Everyone else in the whole wide world: -_- OUT! NOW!
Miroku: Ok, ok, I'm leaving!
Kurama: So, are you happy with the results?
Shelly: Well.....to be honest....*hug him tighter*
Kurama: *blushes* Well I'm glad you're happy with the results.
Joey: HA HA DUKE! In your face! You lost to him!
Silver: Oh yea Joey? Let's see how everyone ranks.
*A screen that came out of nowhere showed up*
Silver: Here's Kurama in first place of course. Then there's DUKE, and then there's JOEY. Then Hiei, Marik, and Miroku in last place.
Miroku: *walks across stage*
Everyone: OUT! NOW!
Miroku: FINE! I'M LEAVING!
Joey: By how many votes did Duke beat me by?
Silver: By 5000
Joey: O_o
Silver: Aww, Shelly, are you still hugging Kurama? How cute. ^_^
Hiei: You know....now that you're of the girls' bathroom Silver, I can kill you!
Silver: Do I get a three second start?
Hiei: I wouldn't just stand there now.
Shelly: *jokingly* I think you two are cute. ^_^
Silver: I'm going to hurt you *looks at Hiei* if I have the chance. *runs* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Hiei: I'm going to kill you!
Shelly: *to cameraman* you better follow her, there's bound to be more action there than here.
Cameraman: Aye aye captain!
*Cameraman follows Silver and Hiei*
Silver: *thinking* what am I going to do. *spots a sign* I got it! *runs into a big building*
Hiei: *thinking* What is she going to do in a sci-fi convention?
*Hiei opens the door after and sees big shiny eyes and blue hair everywhere*
Hiei: This isn't the SCI-FI convention is it Silver?
Silver: *shakes head* You just made this do this. *shouts* HEY GIRLS! HIEI IS HERE IN PERSON!!!!! GO GET HIM!
*Lots of fangirls with odd colored wigs chase him*
Hiei: I'm going to hurt you twice as much.
Silver: Yea maybe you're done signing autographs to your loyal fans. If they don't torture you by ripping off your clothes and selling it on EBay first. *holds up a peace sign up to the camera*
*The audience and everyone are watching the screen*
Shelly: Tsk tsk Kurama, your friend has it going on with ladies.
Kurama: *sarcastically* Too bad I didn't tag along for the fun.
Shelly: How long does it take before the fan girls go away?
Kurama: I wouldn't count anytime soon, humans can be so weird like that.
Shelly: Affirmative.
Kurama: Hey Shelly?
Shelly: Yea?
Kurama: MOOOO
Shelly: Lah!
Miroku: Oh c'mon! ANYONE?! Someone bear my child! I use deodorant now!
Joey: So Shelly.....
Shelly: *keeps staring at the TV screen* Yes?
Joey: Ya like Duke's date or mine betta?
Shelly: Duke's. He had fake apples with bugs in them, can't beat that, well maybe except for SHUICHI! *Kurama smiles and continues watching* Oh, AND he had tiramisu.
Joey: You liked Duke or Kurama boy over here better?
Shelly: Kurama of course. Duke kind of made me uncomfortable at times.
Joey: Well.......in dat case.......I WANT A REDATE!
Alphonzo: Hey Shelly! *Shelly runs over to Alphonzo*
Shelly: ALPHONZO! Wow you're wearing your limo outfit.
Alphonzo: Yea, I go for the look the ladies love.
*Shelly stares at his golfer clothes*
Shelly: Oh yea, I'd so go out with you if Kurama wasn't with me now.
Alphonzo: You teenagers and your sarcasm! So Kurama won?
Shelly: Yea, I personally wanted to go out with him anyways. Want to watch Hiei get chased by fan girls?
Alphonzo: Any time!
*Shelly and Alphonzo sits in the back of the seats pulled up to the tiny TV set. There isn't enough seats for both, so Kurama who was sitting next to Shelly before invited Shelly to sit on his lap, Shelly blushes and does so.*
*The audience sees on the TV that InuYasha has walked out of a store with a bag of ramen. The fan girls and Hiei runs past him*
Girl #1: WAIT! It's INUYASHA!
Girl #2: What do we do?
Girl #1: You half chase InuYasha and us half will chase Hiei. GO! GO! GO! NOW! NOW! NOW!!! We've prepared for this!
*The group of fan girls splits in half accordingly and chases two very scared anime characters*
Shelly: Shouldn't you help him?
Kurama: Watching him is much more fun.
Shelly: I know! Your right Boxxy!
Kurama: Boxxy? What is this, my pet name?
Shelly: Do you want to call me one?
Kurama: How about Hoppy? *smiles*
Shelly: Yea, perfect *watches TV*
*back outside, Inuyasha gets strangled by hundreds of scary anime fan girls*
Fan Girl #1: OMG! OMG! I GOT A PIECE OF HIS SLEEVE!!!
Other fan girls: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Sell it on EBAY!
Fan Girl #1: *gets all big eyed* I can't do that, it's too priceless, I'll keep this rag for the rest of my life!
Inuyasha: HEY! THAT'S MINE! OWWW!!!
Fan Girl #2: OMG! OMG! I TOUCHED......HIS EAR!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will NEVER wash my hand again.......NEVER! EVER! EVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEERRRRR!!!
Fan Girl #3: I GOT HIS RAMEN! HE BOUGHT THIS RAMEN AND I GOT IT!!! It's going to be worth MILLIONS on EBAY!!!
Inuyasha: Ok NO ONE touches MY ramen!
Fan Girl #3: He loves this RAMEN, that'll make it even worth more!
Inuyasha: GIVE THAT BACK!
*Girls ripped off his shirt, his pants, and whatever is left of him, and then tries to divide one innocent Inuyasha into a million pieces for a million fan girls*
Inuyasha: Whatever *tired breath* DON'T TAKE THE.......Hey! My Tetsusaiga! GIVE THAT BACK! It's ONE thing with the RAMEN! But NOBODY GETS MY TETSUSAIGA!!!!
Sesshoumaru: *from inside the studio is thinking* Hmmm, somehow these girls have managed to weasel the Tetsusaiga out of my not-as-pretty brother! Maybe I should hire two thousand of these girls for my own use. Oh well, I'll just get it myself and spare all the unnecessary screaming for my brother.
*Sesshoumaru walks out of the studio with no one noticing*
Sesshoumaru: *thinking* Now where is he? *million fan girls show up from no where*
Fan girls: *altogether* OH.....MY......GOSH!!!! *long pause* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Million of fan girls spring out from their hidden spots and chases Sesshoumaru*
*Sesshoumaru runs back in the building*
Shelly: SESSHOUMARU! NO!!!! EVERYONE! OUT! NOW!!!! BEFORE IT'S......
*Sesshoumaru and million of fan girls runs inside the studio*
Sesshoumaru: HELP ME!!!!
Alphonzo: You.....are.....stupid.
*Fan girls stare in amazement as they spot many different anime characters*
Shelly: Oh sh.....
Kurama: LET'S GET OUT NOW!!!!
*Million of fan girls chase the well-known anime characters around*
Silver: Anime characters get on my back now!
*Everyone but Kurama, Shelly, and Alphonzo gets away, while Silver flies away*
Shelly: *backed into a corner with Kurama* ALPHONZO!!!
Alphonzo: Do something!
Kurama: *quietly* I'm gay.
*All the girls gasp and Shelly looks at him in surprise*
Shelly: You are?
Kurama: Yes, let's go home.
Shelly: Ok.....
*Everyone moves out of Kurama's way as they approach the limo*
*Shelly gets in, and as Kurama is about to get in*
Kurama: Get the car started Alphonzo, *gets in and rolls down window* Just kidding girls, I'm not gay, I'm going out with Shelly here, see you girls later!
*Fan girls look at him in half shock, half anger*
Fan girl: I don't care! Let's get him!
*Million of fan girls over excitedly screams and chases Kurama's limo*
Shelly: Wow, for a minute I thought you were serious.
Kurama: I got us safe right?
Shelly: Yea *cuddles up with Kurama as weird fan girls keeps jumping the trunk of the limo*
Kurama: Gosh, how weird these humans are. *Stares at the nude running Inuyasha and the almost- nude Hiei running from more fan girls in another direction*
Shelly: ZzZzZzZz
Kurama: Hoppy?
Kurama: Hoppy?
Kurama: Oh. Hoppy's sleeping, let's just go home. *holds Shelly closer to him*
TO BE CONTINUED!
Will Hiei ever have to run naked?
Will Inuyasha get his ramen back?
Why did Silver exactly sic anime fan girls on Hiei?
Did Silver bring everyone home safely?
Will Shelly, I mean Hoppy, ever wake up?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! OF THE SILVER PHOENIX SHOW!
A/N: Nothing much to say here except, JUST WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER =D it's going to be too unusual. And I'M the one saying it's unusual, so BELIEVE ME! It's going to be "off the hook" =D In case you were wondering, I'm not a Kurama fan, it just seem like he was the best choice......tell me you didn't think he was the best choice. Duke was too far in the mushy gushy game and then there was Hiei......self-explanatory really. So until then R/R and have a Hoppy Doppy Day! May your day be filled with Hoppiness. =D
Silver: Happiness
Shelly: Right, Pink Panther!
Silver: I give up! This girl has driven UP THE WALL!!!
Shelly: WOW! You can drive?! Drive me to the mall! PWLEEZ!!!
Silver: Someone shoot me, and make it soon.
Hiei: *evil grin* How about slice you up?
Silver: Eh, what the heck? Go ahead!
Hiei: What you really mean it?
Silver: Yea, I had enough of Shelly.
Hiei: I can't do it.
Silver: WHAT?
Hiei: I mean you WANT to die, it's no fun.
Silver: OH GREAT! NOW I HAVE TO LISTEN TO SHELLY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! OH YEA! I'M A DEMON! I LIVE FOREVER AND EVER AND GET TO HEAR SHELLY!! FOREVER! AND THE ONE GUY I DEPENDED ON TO KILL ME DECIDES NOT TO KILL ME! This is great. Really. I mean it. You better stay for the next chapter or else!
Shelly: *sings the Pink Panther song*
Silver: Why Hiei? WHYYYYY?