THE SHOW HAS BEEN CANCELLED.
Reporter: Yes, sadly, it's true; our most beloved show "The Silver Phoenix" Show HAS BEEN CANCELLED. Why you say? Instead of the normal programming, we will explain EVERYTHING you will need to know.
The show was a huge hit when it first premiered Silver, Hiei, Hojo, Marik, and who could forget the perky sidekick Shelly? From then on it skyrocketed for The SP Show. Later on, Shelly found love when Silver suggested six dates with extreme anime characters, because as Silver had said in an interview,
"It'll take some extreme anime folks to win this extreme girl over" -Silver.
Well soon after the episode where Kurama and Shelly became a couple, Silver had her own details of the show to deal with, a.k.a. Hiei's revenge on Silver. She decided to defeat him with her own strategic tactics. She sent him into an anime convention where the girls were definitely not calm about his appearance. They chased him for 17 hours to be exact. Half his clothes were ripped off, the frenzy worsened at Inuyasha who was innocently buying ramen was chased by his own crowd of fan girls. There were not enough clothes to cover this nude doggy eared boy. Sesshoumaru who is the brother of Inuyasha decided that personal matters should be confronted leading him to walking outside of the show's studio where the fan girls struck again. He panicked and ran back inside the studio where the fan girls followed him naturally. Of course there were many many other anime characters in there as well such as Shelly and the rest of them.
"Fan girls are not pretty when seeing so many of their more-loved characters sitting right in front of them" -Alphonzo, limo driver for network.
Because of a careless mistake, the whole anime community can never see "The Silver Phoenix Show" EVER AGAIN. In fact, they tried 15 new restarts with a show based on The SP Show, but it either didn't work out as well or because after the discovery of the SP show, fan girls made millions of web pages vowing to find every bit of anime characters, and a TV studio is not the best place to hide them. Anime Network shut down leaving many out of work and Kuwabara is still hanging from the ceiling with the natives chanting all around him. We will never know when he's coming down.
All is not over as we will talk to each of the main characters on this show and what happened to them after the show has been cancelled.
Silver, the ex-host of The SP Show, she's still trying to track down Sesshoumaru and convince him to pay the network back by allowing cameras to follow him 23 ½/7 because of shower time. Yes, that includes bath time too. We're trying to maintain his privacy.
Shelly, the ex-co-host of The SP Show, still with Kurama. In fact, she married Kurama, well he purposed to her, it didn't happen the other way because HE IS NOT GAY. Afterwards they moved in and kept Shuichi under a close eye ^_^ Shuichi is Shelly's more prized procession. After Shuichi her Oompa Loompas came next in prize procession. What do I mean you ask? She broke into The Willy Wonka Factory and bought a few of Oompa Loompas of her own.
"Why did I have to break into the Willy Wonka Factory? Oh it seemed like a good time to do something bad," -Shelly.
Yes, this lovey dovey couple makes me sick. They still call each other Hoppy and Boxxy in case you were also wondering.
Hiei, he has really gotten over this Kurama/Shelly thing, although it took him a long time to accept it. He's also gotten over chasing Silver. Kind of sad really, even if the SP show survived, it wouldn't have been the same. He actually took a hobby and studied the art of culinary with Marik's father at Le Carrot Soupe Academy. Hiei has learned the secret of how to be the head chef of every restaurant in town.
Marik, not too happy with Hiei's enrollment in his father's academy. After Shelly's shrink session he has visited her many times to remain in control, or at least not see him in his coffee anymore. Marik also tried to take up a hobby, he makes soup bowls for his father and his students, like Hiei for instance.
Hojo, never really gotten away from his other nicknames since the SP show. Everyone even calls him Mojo Jojo frequently. Sad Hobo......sad.....
Miroku, tries to find the perfect woman, but every time he sees another lady and gets slapped in the face by both of them in the end. He still travels to stay sexy and claims that Shelly was really ALL OVER HIM. The truth is just too much for this guy, maybe he sucked all his common sense in his hand-held black hole ^_^ Miroku thinks that Shelly and Kurama are too much of a lovey couple and that Shelly should
"Bear my child, ditch the pretty boy, she wants me." -Miroku. -_- this reporter is scared.
Duke, still trying to outdo Joey with his awesome hair and his overly supportive cheerleaders, he still wonders why he didn't win. The fake apples are still lying around the garden open on the ground. He is still the king of video games, some people never change, what can I say?
Joey, still never can admit to Mai that he likes her, sadly enough. He never got his re-date either, not that he'd make it any different from his first one with her. I'd imagine the only difference is the dimension those blood-sucking vampires are from.
Inuyasha never got his clothes or his ramen back, has to buy new ones.
Sesshoumaru, followed around all the time by Silver, Rin is being annoyingly childish, she wanted to keep a rabid squirrel as a pet.
"Is this child completely moronic?" -Sesshoumaru, *runs from Silver*
Jaken never does anything right and Rin tries to sic Rabby, the rabid squirrel on him. Jaken flees from Rabby oh-too-many-times. Poor Rabby, he has to deal with this all the time.
This reporter has gotten a very special feature just for you folks! I managed to get a tape of the wedding of Shelly and Kurama. It was hard for me, but you know a reporter like me never lets her loyal fans down. Especially when the news is getting hot! You get it? Hot news? Fans make rooms cooler? You know? Ha? Ok......*ahem* never mind then!
*Tape plays*
*Hiei and Silver stands by the door dressed up formally greeting people as they walk in*
Silver: Hey! Hi, come on in!
Hiei: *says to guest* Don't look at me like that.
Silver: Be nicer to the guests.
Hiei: Hey, I do NOT need to take orders from a birdbrain.
Silver: I am NOT a bird brain, I am a bird DEMON, now BE NICER!!! *growls*
Hiei: * a little surprised* Yes maim.
Silver: Hi Marik, come on in.
Marik: I need to see SHELLY! NOW!
Hiei: What's wrong now?
Marik: I saw CARROTS....and then my arm went numb! I need to talk to her again!
Silver: Uh, here's a paper bag, wait until AFTER the wedding Marik......*hands Marik a spare paper bag*
Hiei: How did you know to bring an extra paper bag?
Silver: Shelly told me to bring it, I guess she knew Marik would be here today.
Hiei: Smart one that girl is at times. Really.
*Everyone comes inside and sits in their seat.*
Silver: Ugh, where's Box boy? He was supposed to be here a while ago.
Hiei: Let me go check.
Silver: Yea, let me go check on Shelly.
Hiei and Silver: .......yea. *runs in opposite directions*
Silver: *walks in Shelly's dressing room* Shelly?
Shelly: Yea?
Silver: Your dress in on backwards.
Shelly: I knew it felt weird and I thought my butt was getting too big for this dress!
Silver: Ha, let me help you! *helps out Shelly*
Shelly: So......is everyone here?
Silver: I'm waiting for a certain someone to drop by.
Shelly: Awwwww, you like someone that invited here?
Silver: You can say that, I guess. He has my wedding present for you.
Shelly: Ooooh, well WAIT, I have wedding presents?!
Silver: Yea, nothing like unlimited kitchen utensils to say, Good Luck on your Marriage! I got you something special!
Shelly: Aww, thanks! This is why you're my best friend!
Silver: Are you nervous? Your hair tips are all orange.
Shelly: Oh yea, I wish no one could see them now, because everyone will know I'm nervous.
Silver: Yea, but I can't blame you; this is going to be one of the most nerves wrecking moment of your life.
Shelly: O_o, thanks, no pressure here now.
Silver: Ok, I better go get ready now, they're letting us bridesmaids out soon.
Shelly: Ok, it's time to face the music.
Silver: Oh, and don't run away from your own wedding, it's so tacky
Shelly: -_- thanks. Really, you've been a BIG help to me today!
*Silver walks out the door*
*Flower girl Rin walks down the aisle carefully placing petals on the floor while everyone throws her a confused look*
*Ring bearer Shippou holds his legs very tightly and sort of hops down the aisle as he gets to the end. He whispers to Tea, the priestess, and then Tea sort of points to the exit on the left and Shippou runs out of the room*
*Bridesmaids and their escorts walks down the aisle with Silver and Hiei in the front. Everyone gives those two a muffled laughter at their height difference*
Kurama: *thinking* Ok, this is it, she should be coming out now. Where is she?
*everyone waits and looks around for Shelly to come out*
Silver: Let me go see what's up, it might be butterflies in her stomach.
*Silver runs to Shelly in the back*
Silver: What are you waiting for?!
Shelly: I HATE the old-fashioned wedding tune, couldn't we get Nelly or something?
Silver: -_- you HAVE to be kidding me!
Shelly: PLEASE?
Silver: What's a Nelly?
Shelly: Not this old boring stuff, c'mon go up to the old lady at the organ and tell her to play "Hot In Herre"
Silver: No.
Shelly: Why not?
Silver: Didn't you ever play wedding when you were little?
Shelly: yes. I did actually.
Silver: What music did you imagine?
Shelly: That boring stuff.
Silver: I think you're just scared. Your diamond on your head is actually blinking orange. You must be VERY nervous.
Shelly: Ok, it's true. *looking sad*
Silver: We can play Nelly or whatever at the party.
Shelly: Really? Thanks. *diamond turns straight on orange instead of blinking*
Silver: Ok, go get him tiger! *Shelly and Silver growls like a tiger*
Shelly: Thanks.
Silver: It's nothing really.
*Silver walks back to the front and gives everyone a thumb up*
*Wedding tune begins and Shelly walks down the aisle and everyone cries, stares, or smiles at Shelly*
Shelly: *takes Kurama's arm faces Tea* Oh Hen.
Tea: Friendship is much better version of caring and tenderness then love will ever be. There'll be arguments over whether or not the toilet seat should be down, there'll be arguments over the TV program, and there'll be non-romantic nights and throwing things. Relationships are too much trouble, yet for some this couple decided to married instead of keeping their friendship.
Kurama: Ok, ok, wait! STOP! Can ANYONE else READ from the book on the podium please? Someone get Tea off of here and replace her with someone else!
Shelly: Yea, Kurama's right, she's ruining this wedding, Miroku?
Miroku: Yes my lovely?
Shelly: Can you be our priest?
Miroku: Be glad to! Anything for you!
*Miroku runs up to the podium and while Tea was leaving, he grabbed her butt*
Tea: YOU PERVERT!
Shelly: Miroku!
Miroku: Sorry, passing opportunity.
Kurama: -_-;;; can we get a move-on please?
Miroku: Of course. *preaches and does the whole traditional wedding shimobber*
Shelly: I do.
Miroku: Now I pronounce you able to bear my child!
Everyone: MIROKU!
Miroku: Whoops, did I say that? I meant to say; now I pronounce you husband and wife. Darn it...... Ech go ahead and get onto the lip lock.
*Kurama kisses Shelly*
*Lots of cheering*
Shelly: This rocks.
Kurama: Yea, it does.
Shelly: Let's hit the road Boxxy.
Kurama: You got it Hoppy!
*everyone throws rice at Shelly and Kurama*
Shelly: HEY! This is FRIED RICE! They weren't supposed to be cooked.
Hiei: Whoops, oh well, my bad.
Kurama: Smooth.
*Shelly throws her bouquet as she's about to get into the limo*
*Sango doesn't sees the bouquet and it whams her in the head and bounces in her hands*
Miroku: *goes up to Sango* How about we make this marriage come true?
Sango: NO WAY!
Miroku: You're right, lets skip the wedding and go straight to the honeymoon.
Sango: Has that worked on anyone so far?
Miroku: No.....
Sango: *throws the bouquet up* HERE! SOMEONE! CATCH!
*Girl by girl the bouquet gets caught and they continue to immediately throw it back up after Miroku was about to approach each other them*
Miroku: AHA! I got you!
Hiei: So when do you want to get hitched?
Miroku: Ha, you're kidding right?
Hiei: Go away; you're messing up Kurama's wedding, even if he is marrying that evil kangaroo girl.
*Miroku just walks away*
*In the Limo*
Alphonzo: Thanks for hiring me Shell.
Shelly: Oh Alphy! I wouldn't want ANYONE ELSE be my limo driver! I love you too much!
Kurama: Ok Hoppy, so what do you think of being Mrs. Boxxy?
Shelly: Hey boxes are cool! You never showed me your box transformation.
Kurama: -_- I don't have one.
Shelly: Wait, you mean all of THIS was a LIE? YOU LIED TO ME?!
Kurama: Hoppy Honey, No! Don't cry!
Shelly: *cries* I thought you loved me!
Kurama: I do! I mean, I thought you knew that!
Shelly: *brightly* Oh I did! I'm just teasing you! *flicks his nose*
Kurama: *smile* Did you just flick my nose?
Shelly: Maybe. HE HE HE what ya gonna do???
Kurama: Oh maybe I should just.....*knocks Shelly down and tickles her madly*
Shelly: OW! KURAMA! YOU'RE MEAN! *laughs maniacally*
Alphonzo: Save it for the honeymoon, can't you wait until a couple of hours?
Shelly: *laughs* ALPHY! *laughs again* OW! YOU'RE MEAN! BOXXY!
Alphonzo: Ok, we're here at your party kids.
Shelly: Thanks Alphonzo, do you want to come inside or something with us? Consider this an invitation.
Alphonzo: Well, okay then.
*Alphonzo walks inside*
Kurama: Guess he wanted some of that cake.
Shelly: Ha, I know really.
Kurama: C'mon. Let's go. *opens door and helps Shelly out*
Shelly: C'mon! There's cake inside! *grabs Kurama's hand and runs inside*
Everyone: *cheers* WHOOOHOOO! Go Kurama! Go Shelly!
*Everyone eats and dances*
Miroku: So Sango, want to dance?
Sango: Fine Miroku, you've been asking me for 20 minutes straight, I guess one dance is okay, but two feet away from me okay?
Miroku: *looking pretty peeved* OH KAGOME!!!!
Sango: Fine! I'll dance with you!
Kagome: What? Oh, anyways, Inuyasha, do you want to dance?
Inuyasha: Dance? They look like hopping baboons, do I look like I could pass for one?
Kagome: You could if you tried!
Inuyasha: Go away.
Kagome: Fine, I'll ask Kouga!
Inuyasha: FINE! I'll be your hopping baboon for tonight!
Tea: I think friendship is the most important thing anyone could ever receive.
Yugi: All I asked is if you wanted to dance.
Tea: Can I dance with Yami?
Yugi: *looking sad* No I'll just go ask someone else.
Joey: SHELLY! I STILL WANT THAT REDATE!
Shelly: Look! There's Mai!
Joey: WHERE?! WHERE?! *spots Mai*
Mai: Hey Joey, what's up?
Joey: Ehhhhh.....and then....ummmmmmmmm.....
Mai: I'd be glad to dance with you.
Joey: EH?
Mai: No really, I'd be glad to!
Joey: Eh heh....
Mai: C'mon! Let's go!
Duke: *quietly* My date was still better than yours.
Joey: OH YEA! Wanna prove dat?
Duke: Looks like you left your date, you had TWO bad dates. Hey Serenity? Want to dance?
Joey: Mai! Wait! I'm coming! OH NO YOU DON'T!
Serenity: Sure Duke I'll dance with you!
Joey: NOOOOOO!!!! Don't touch my sister in ANY way okay? Where's Mai? MAI! *runs to Mai*
Mai: Where have you been?
Joey: Chasing Duke away from my sister.
Mai: Too bad that didn't work.
Shelly: Boxxy?
Kurama: Yea Hoppy?
Shelly: *kisses him* I can't believe this is me here.
Kurama: Yea, *flicks her nose*
Shelly: *gasp and looks at him surprisingly*
Silver: Dancing is stupid.
Hiei: Amen.
Silver: Have you seen Sesshoumaru?
Hiei: No, why?
Silver: He has my wedding gift for "Hoppy and Boxxy"
Hiei: WHY BOXXY?!
Silver: Because you're leaf boy and he's box boy.
Hiei: Why did he marry her?
Silver: Hey! She's not that bad! She's my cousin and she's cool when she's not weird!
Hiei: How can you stand her?
Silver: Because she's nice and understanding even if she's on the dumb side.
Hiei: I guess she's nice. But what did she do to Kurama though?
*Sees Kurama laughing goofily*
Silver: I don't think it's because of her, I think it's because he loves her. Which is gross *makes gagging noises*
Hiei: Allow me to join you in the gag-fest. *makes gagging noises with Silver*
Silver: *looks at watch* Oh Hen! It's cake time! *everyone heard Silver say cake time and sat immediately at a table they were assigned to*
Shelly: Oh can someone pull up an extra chair for Alphy here? Thanks.
Hiei: I guess I have to say a speech or something because I'm the best man here. Sadly enough. I guess I should start by saying that Shelly is a nice girl, and Kurama's a nice guy. They are ridiculously cute together and I hope you guys don't divorce anytime soon.
*everyone is dead silent*
Silver: Uh...Um.....ok, I'll make the speech. *sees Shelly mouth the words: thank you* Hiei's was terrible, I'll cover it up for him. *Sees a mad Hiei* Ok, well I've known Shelly far too long, and she cares about people and she'll do anything for someone she loves, like "Boxxy" a.k.a. Kurama for instance. Kurama isn't well-known to me as Shelly is but as far as I can tell, he's a sweet guy who does things his own way. No one ever expected them to be together at first but later you just had to let them be together. He helped when Hiei was being mean to her and she helped him live a little. She makes him happy, he makes her happy, and I hope this marriage lasts longer than Hiei's wish to kill me. Amen!
Crowd: AMEN! *applause*
Silver: Will Kurama and Shelly come up here please?
*Kurama and Shelly walks in front of everyone*
Silver: Of course, traditionally you two get the first few pieces, here you go. *hands them two pieces of cake*
*Kurama picks up a fork and picks off a piece*
Shelly: You must be kidding me. You're supposed to stuff the whole lot in my mouth!
Kurama: Oh like this? *picks up the whole piece and stuffs it in Shelly's mouth almost choking her*
Shelly: *swallows and coughs* You could of killed me! I thought you loved me! *cries*
Kurama: Oh don't cry! I'm sorry, how can I make it up to you?
Shelly: *smash cake at Kurama's eyes* *smiles and flicks his nose*
Kurama: *wipes cake off of eyes*
Shelly: *turns back to Silver* Now this is a wedding!
Hiei: *laughing*
Shelly: What's wrong?
Hiei: *points to Kurama*
Shelly: *turns around and sees Kurama wiping the cake off his face with her dress* *gasps and looks at him in surprise* Oh My Hen......oh no you are not!
Kurama: Got cake? Looks like you got plenty.
Shelly: *bends down towards Kurama and sees smeared cake all over Kurama's face* You got a little something there *points to a tiny spot on Kurama's cheek* SILVER! You have my spare dress right?
Silver: Spare Dress?
Shelly: Check.
Silver: Let's go. *heads Shelly towards bathroom*
Hiei: Let's go wash your face lover-boy.
Shelly: You only brought me a sundress?!
Silver: Well it's white!
Shelly: A sundress?!
Silver: I didn't think you'd need another dress! And I got you better shoes to match the dress.
Shelly: *goes inside the bathroom and changes*
Silver: *stands outside the bathroom and sees Sesshoumaru pass her by and her eye begins to twitch* Uh I'll be right back Shelly. *chases after Sesshoumaru*
Sesshoumaru: *says to waiter* I'll just have some wine thank you
Silver: Fluffy boy! I've been meaning to talk to you!
Sesshoumaru: *thinking* Oh no, not that crazy pigeon again! *says* Yes? About?
Silver: Can you do me a favor?
Sesshoumaru: Like?
Silver: Get in the humongous jar and Shelly's wedding present from me?
Sesshoumaru: No.
Silver: You ruined my show! You owe me! Either you get in the jar or I'll throw you to the fan girls.
Sesshoumaru: *echo in his head* Fan girls....fan girls....fan girls.....
Silver: Well?
Sesshoumaru: You're not strong enough to throw me to the fan girls.
Silver: *Pulls out a Sesshoumaru doll*
Sesshoumaru: *raises an eyebrow*
Silver: *sticks the doll inside of a jar and all of a sudden Sesshoumaru is in a jar*
Sesshoumaru: *panics* WHAT THE?! VOODOO?!
Silver: Yes I picked up this Voodoo kit on the way here and decided you would be the best choice to try this on. *puts a lid on the jar and pokes holes at the top*
Sesshoumaru: *bangs on the glass*
Silver: *wraps the jar except the very top in pink gift wrap*
Sesshoumaru: *thinking* Great.....pink......
Silver: *takes her greeting card and tapes it to the outside of the jar*
*Humongous greeting card appears 10 times bigger than the actual card*
Silver: Present's all done
Shelly: *walks out of bathroom* Silver? Anyone?
Kurama: Wow, you look so pretty like that.
Shelly: I feel foolish in these clothes compared to everyone else.
Kurama: I don't mind. *puts a rose in her hair*
Shelly: Aww, thanks.
Silver and Hiei: *makes gagging noises at them*
Shelly: Oh guys! *trips*
Kurama: Oh! Are you okay?
Shelly: *doesn't move*
Kurama: I didn't mean to trip you, it was an accident! Are you okay?
Shelly: *lightly breathing*
Kurama: HOPPY! *bends down for Shelly while everyone crowds around*
Shelly: *opens eyes* Boxxy?
Kurama: Yes?
Shelly: YOU MADE ME DOOMBER!
Kurama: Dumber.
Shelly: AND YOU MADE ME DUMBER?!
Kurama: Oh Hoppy! *hugs her*
Shelly: *muttering* making me dumber AND doomber than I'm already am!
*everyone laughs and goes back to partying*
Reporter: That was pretty much the wedding, Shelly kept everyone in laughter and Miroku kept hitting on every woman there. Shelly opened all her wedding gifts which like 45 new blenders, but Silver gave Shelly her Sesshoumaru and Shelly loved it so much! The card read: To Shelly from Silver. May your marriage go well, here's a limo driver, kitchen utensil, entertainer, bodyguard.....\\.three days later//......pianist, and gives manicures!
Shelly: Oh Boxxy, look what Silver gave us!
Kurama: Oh Hen!
Shelly: CAN WE KEEP HIM?! We'll feed him, and walk him everyday, and get him a leash and stuff.
Kurama: *smiles* It's be best though if we got him fixed.
*loud EEP heard from inside of jar*
Shelly: Yea, I think we should!
Silver: *appear from no where* NO! NO! NO! Don't get him fixed! Just sell him to Ebay!
Shelly: Oh ok......you can leave now.
Silver: Right *disappears*
Their honeymoon was in Australia, Shelly's homeland. She encountered many koalas and she got into a fight with them. Kurama had to pull Shelly away from them but all else was honeymoon-ish.
*wipes tear* Wasn't that just lovely? But I have a confession to make *spins around five times and puts on a goofy face* I'M SHELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances arounds* HIT IT DJ KORNY!!!! *dances to Tom Jone's It's Not Unusual*
LOOK FOR THE PREMEIRE OF DEMON LORD COMING TO FRIDAYS 830/930PM! It's the show of Sesshoumaru and ALL his thoughts! He owes us anyways! I hope the stupid fan girls doesn't find us!
A/N: I'm not a Kurama fan firstly ^_^ Well that's how I usually act around guys anyways. Actually my ex does that to me, I'd flick his nose and he'd jump on me and tickle me to death. In case you were wondering, I've been his almost best-friend longer than I've known my cousin and that's a long time! Ok I might be a big flirt but that's no biggie ^_^
There really isn't going to be a Demon Lord coming out, I haven't been getting enough reviews to make another comedy. Although I got an idea, I'll just wait til I get more reviews. *hint hint* ^_~
I already miss the SP show *sniff sniff*
Well this would be a goodbye thanks to all who reviewed YOU ROCK!
Reporter: Yes, sadly, it's true; our most beloved show "The Silver Phoenix" Show HAS BEEN CANCELLED. Why you say? Instead of the normal programming, we will explain EVERYTHING you will need to know.
The show was a huge hit when it first premiered Silver, Hiei, Hojo, Marik, and who could forget the perky sidekick Shelly? From then on it skyrocketed for The SP Show. Later on, Shelly found love when Silver suggested six dates with extreme anime characters, because as Silver had said in an interview,
"It'll take some extreme anime folks to win this extreme girl over" -Silver.
Well soon after the episode where Kurama and Shelly became a couple, Silver had her own details of the show to deal with, a.k.a. Hiei's revenge on Silver. She decided to defeat him with her own strategic tactics. She sent him into an anime convention where the girls were definitely not calm about his appearance. They chased him for 17 hours to be exact. Half his clothes were ripped off, the frenzy worsened at Inuyasha who was innocently buying ramen was chased by his own crowd of fan girls. There were not enough clothes to cover this nude doggy eared boy. Sesshoumaru who is the brother of Inuyasha decided that personal matters should be confronted leading him to walking outside of the show's studio where the fan girls struck again. He panicked and ran back inside the studio where the fan girls followed him naturally. Of course there were many many other anime characters in there as well such as Shelly and the rest of them.
"Fan girls are not pretty when seeing so many of their more-loved characters sitting right in front of them" -Alphonzo, limo driver for network.
Because of a careless mistake, the whole anime community can never see "The Silver Phoenix Show" EVER AGAIN. In fact, they tried 15 new restarts with a show based on The SP Show, but it either didn't work out as well or because after the discovery of the SP show, fan girls made millions of web pages vowing to find every bit of anime characters, and a TV studio is not the best place to hide them. Anime Network shut down leaving many out of work and Kuwabara is still hanging from the ceiling with the natives chanting all around him. We will never know when he's coming down.
All is not over as we will talk to each of the main characters on this show and what happened to them after the show has been cancelled.
Silver, the ex-host of The SP Show, she's still trying to track down Sesshoumaru and convince him to pay the network back by allowing cameras to follow him 23 ½/7 because of shower time. Yes, that includes bath time too. We're trying to maintain his privacy.
Shelly, the ex-co-host of The SP Show, still with Kurama. In fact, she married Kurama, well he purposed to her, it didn't happen the other way because HE IS NOT GAY. Afterwards they moved in and kept Shuichi under a close eye ^_^ Shuichi is Shelly's more prized procession. After Shuichi her Oompa Loompas came next in prize procession. What do I mean you ask? She broke into The Willy Wonka Factory and bought a few of Oompa Loompas of her own.
"Why did I have to break into the Willy Wonka Factory? Oh it seemed like a good time to do something bad," -Shelly.
Yes, this lovey dovey couple makes me sick. They still call each other Hoppy and Boxxy in case you were also wondering.
Hiei, he has really gotten over this Kurama/Shelly thing, although it took him a long time to accept it. He's also gotten over chasing Silver. Kind of sad really, even if the SP show survived, it wouldn't have been the same. He actually took a hobby and studied the art of culinary with Marik's father at Le Carrot Soupe Academy. Hiei has learned the secret of how to be the head chef of every restaurant in town.
Marik, not too happy with Hiei's enrollment in his father's academy. After Shelly's shrink session he has visited her many times to remain in control, or at least not see him in his coffee anymore. Marik also tried to take up a hobby, he makes soup bowls for his father and his students, like Hiei for instance.
Hojo, never really gotten away from his other nicknames since the SP show. Everyone even calls him Mojo Jojo frequently. Sad Hobo......sad.....
Miroku, tries to find the perfect woman, but every time he sees another lady and gets slapped in the face by both of them in the end. He still travels to stay sexy and claims that Shelly was really ALL OVER HIM. The truth is just too much for this guy, maybe he sucked all his common sense in his hand-held black hole ^_^ Miroku thinks that Shelly and Kurama are too much of a lovey couple and that Shelly should
"Bear my child, ditch the pretty boy, she wants me." -Miroku. -_- this reporter is scared.
Duke, still trying to outdo Joey with his awesome hair and his overly supportive cheerleaders, he still wonders why he didn't win. The fake apples are still lying around the garden open on the ground. He is still the king of video games, some people never change, what can I say?
Joey, still never can admit to Mai that he likes her, sadly enough. He never got his re-date either, not that he'd make it any different from his first one with her. I'd imagine the only difference is the dimension those blood-sucking vampires are from.
Inuyasha never got his clothes or his ramen back, has to buy new ones.
Sesshoumaru, followed around all the time by Silver, Rin is being annoyingly childish, she wanted to keep a rabid squirrel as a pet.
"Is this child completely moronic?" -Sesshoumaru, *runs from Silver*
Jaken never does anything right and Rin tries to sic Rabby, the rabid squirrel on him. Jaken flees from Rabby oh-too-many-times. Poor Rabby, he has to deal with this all the time.
This reporter has gotten a very special feature just for you folks! I managed to get a tape of the wedding of Shelly and Kurama. It was hard for me, but you know a reporter like me never lets her loyal fans down. Especially when the news is getting hot! You get it? Hot news? Fans make rooms cooler? You know? Ha? Ok......*ahem* never mind then!
*Tape plays*
*Hiei and Silver stands by the door dressed up formally greeting people as they walk in*
Silver: Hey! Hi, come on in!
Hiei: *says to guest* Don't look at me like that.
Silver: Be nicer to the guests.
Hiei: Hey, I do NOT need to take orders from a birdbrain.
Silver: I am NOT a bird brain, I am a bird DEMON, now BE NICER!!! *growls*
Hiei: * a little surprised* Yes maim.
Silver: Hi Marik, come on in.
Marik: I need to see SHELLY! NOW!
Hiei: What's wrong now?
Marik: I saw CARROTS....and then my arm went numb! I need to talk to her again!
Silver: Uh, here's a paper bag, wait until AFTER the wedding Marik......*hands Marik a spare paper bag*
Hiei: How did you know to bring an extra paper bag?
Silver: Shelly told me to bring it, I guess she knew Marik would be here today.
Hiei: Smart one that girl is at times. Really.
*Everyone comes inside and sits in their seat.*
Silver: Ugh, where's Box boy? He was supposed to be here a while ago.
Hiei: Let me go check.
Silver: Yea, let me go check on Shelly.
Hiei and Silver: .......yea. *runs in opposite directions*
Silver: *walks in Shelly's dressing room* Shelly?
Shelly: Yea?
Silver: Your dress in on backwards.
Shelly: I knew it felt weird and I thought my butt was getting too big for this dress!
Silver: Ha, let me help you! *helps out Shelly*
Shelly: So......is everyone here?
Silver: I'm waiting for a certain someone to drop by.
Shelly: Awwwww, you like someone that invited here?
Silver: You can say that, I guess. He has my wedding present for you.
Shelly: Ooooh, well WAIT, I have wedding presents?!
Silver: Yea, nothing like unlimited kitchen utensils to say, Good Luck on your Marriage! I got you something special!
Shelly: Aww, thanks! This is why you're my best friend!
Silver: Are you nervous? Your hair tips are all orange.
Shelly: Oh yea, I wish no one could see them now, because everyone will know I'm nervous.
Silver: Yea, but I can't blame you; this is going to be one of the most nerves wrecking moment of your life.
Shelly: O_o, thanks, no pressure here now.
Silver: Ok, I better go get ready now, they're letting us bridesmaids out soon.
Shelly: Ok, it's time to face the music.
Silver: Oh, and don't run away from your own wedding, it's so tacky
Shelly: -_- thanks. Really, you've been a BIG help to me today!
*Silver walks out the door*
*Flower girl Rin walks down the aisle carefully placing petals on the floor while everyone throws her a confused look*
*Ring bearer Shippou holds his legs very tightly and sort of hops down the aisle as he gets to the end. He whispers to Tea, the priestess, and then Tea sort of points to the exit on the left and Shippou runs out of the room*
*Bridesmaids and their escorts walks down the aisle with Silver and Hiei in the front. Everyone gives those two a muffled laughter at their height difference*
Kurama: *thinking* Ok, this is it, she should be coming out now. Where is she?
*everyone waits and looks around for Shelly to come out*
Silver: Let me go see what's up, it might be butterflies in her stomach.
*Silver runs to Shelly in the back*
Silver: What are you waiting for?!
Shelly: I HATE the old-fashioned wedding tune, couldn't we get Nelly or something?
Silver: -_- you HAVE to be kidding me!
Shelly: PLEASE?
Silver: What's a Nelly?
Shelly: Not this old boring stuff, c'mon go up to the old lady at the organ and tell her to play "Hot In Herre"
Silver: No.
Shelly: Why not?
Silver: Didn't you ever play wedding when you were little?
Shelly: yes. I did actually.
Silver: What music did you imagine?
Shelly: That boring stuff.
Silver: I think you're just scared. Your diamond on your head is actually blinking orange. You must be VERY nervous.
Shelly: Ok, it's true. *looking sad*
Silver: We can play Nelly or whatever at the party.
Shelly: Really? Thanks. *diamond turns straight on orange instead of blinking*
Silver: Ok, go get him tiger! *Shelly and Silver growls like a tiger*
Shelly: Thanks.
Silver: It's nothing really.
*Silver walks back to the front and gives everyone a thumb up*
*Wedding tune begins and Shelly walks down the aisle and everyone cries, stares, or smiles at Shelly*
Shelly: *takes Kurama's arm faces Tea* Oh Hen.
Tea: Friendship is much better version of caring and tenderness then love will ever be. There'll be arguments over whether or not the toilet seat should be down, there'll be arguments over the TV program, and there'll be non-romantic nights and throwing things. Relationships are too much trouble, yet for some this couple decided to married instead of keeping their friendship.
Kurama: Ok, ok, wait! STOP! Can ANYONE else READ from the book on the podium please? Someone get Tea off of here and replace her with someone else!
Shelly: Yea, Kurama's right, she's ruining this wedding, Miroku?
Miroku: Yes my lovely?
Shelly: Can you be our priest?
Miroku: Be glad to! Anything for you!
*Miroku runs up to the podium and while Tea was leaving, he grabbed her butt*
Tea: YOU PERVERT!
Shelly: Miroku!
Miroku: Sorry, passing opportunity.
Kurama: -_-;;; can we get a move-on please?
Miroku: Of course. *preaches and does the whole traditional wedding shimobber*
Shelly: I do.
Miroku: Now I pronounce you able to bear my child!
Everyone: MIROKU!
Miroku: Whoops, did I say that? I meant to say; now I pronounce you husband and wife. Darn it...... Ech go ahead and get onto the lip lock.
*Kurama kisses Shelly*
*Lots of cheering*
Shelly: This rocks.
Kurama: Yea, it does.
Shelly: Let's hit the road Boxxy.
Kurama: You got it Hoppy!
*everyone throws rice at Shelly and Kurama*
Shelly: HEY! This is FRIED RICE! They weren't supposed to be cooked.
Hiei: Whoops, oh well, my bad.
Kurama: Smooth.
*Shelly throws her bouquet as she's about to get into the limo*
*Sango doesn't sees the bouquet and it whams her in the head and bounces in her hands*
Miroku: *goes up to Sango* How about we make this marriage come true?
Sango: NO WAY!
Miroku: You're right, lets skip the wedding and go straight to the honeymoon.
Sango: Has that worked on anyone so far?
Miroku: No.....
Sango: *throws the bouquet up* HERE! SOMEONE! CATCH!
*Girl by girl the bouquet gets caught and they continue to immediately throw it back up after Miroku was about to approach each other them*
Miroku: AHA! I got you!
Hiei: So when do you want to get hitched?
Miroku: Ha, you're kidding right?
Hiei: Go away; you're messing up Kurama's wedding, even if he is marrying that evil kangaroo girl.
*Miroku just walks away*
*In the Limo*
Alphonzo: Thanks for hiring me Shell.
Shelly: Oh Alphy! I wouldn't want ANYONE ELSE be my limo driver! I love you too much!
Kurama: Ok Hoppy, so what do you think of being Mrs. Boxxy?
Shelly: Hey boxes are cool! You never showed me your box transformation.
Kurama: -_- I don't have one.
Shelly: Wait, you mean all of THIS was a LIE? YOU LIED TO ME?!
Kurama: Hoppy Honey, No! Don't cry!
Shelly: *cries* I thought you loved me!
Kurama: I do! I mean, I thought you knew that!
Shelly: *brightly* Oh I did! I'm just teasing you! *flicks his nose*
Kurama: *smile* Did you just flick my nose?
Shelly: Maybe. HE HE HE what ya gonna do???
Kurama: Oh maybe I should just.....*knocks Shelly down and tickles her madly*
Shelly: OW! KURAMA! YOU'RE MEAN! *laughs maniacally*
Alphonzo: Save it for the honeymoon, can't you wait until a couple of hours?
Shelly: *laughs* ALPHY! *laughs again* OW! YOU'RE MEAN! BOXXY!
Alphonzo: Ok, we're here at your party kids.
Shelly: Thanks Alphonzo, do you want to come inside or something with us? Consider this an invitation.
Alphonzo: Well, okay then.
*Alphonzo walks inside*
Kurama: Guess he wanted some of that cake.
Shelly: Ha, I know really.
Kurama: C'mon. Let's go. *opens door and helps Shelly out*
Shelly: C'mon! There's cake inside! *grabs Kurama's hand and runs inside*
Everyone: *cheers* WHOOOHOOO! Go Kurama! Go Shelly!
*Everyone eats and dances*
Miroku: So Sango, want to dance?
Sango: Fine Miroku, you've been asking me for 20 minutes straight, I guess one dance is okay, but two feet away from me okay?
Miroku: *looking pretty peeved* OH KAGOME!!!!
Sango: Fine! I'll dance with you!
Kagome: What? Oh, anyways, Inuyasha, do you want to dance?
Inuyasha: Dance? They look like hopping baboons, do I look like I could pass for one?
Kagome: You could if you tried!
Inuyasha: Go away.
Kagome: Fine, I'll ask Kouga!
Inuyasha: FINE! I'll be your hopping baboon for tonight!
Tea: I think friendship is the most important thing anyone could ever receive.
Yugi: All I asked is if you wanted to dance.
Tea: Can I dance with Yami?
Yugi: *looking sad* No I'll just go ask someone else.
Joey: SHELLY! I STILL WANT THAT REDATE!
Shelly: Look! There's Mai!
Joey: WHERE?! WHERE?! *spots Mai*
Mai: Hey Joey, what's up?
Joey: Ehhhhh.....and then....ummmmmmmmm.....
Mai: I'd be glad to dance with you.
Joey: EH?
Mai: No really, I'd be glad to!
Joey: Eh heh....
Mai: C'mon! Let's go!
Duke: *quietly* My date was still better than yours.
Joey: OH YEA! Wanna prove dat?
Duke: Looks like you left your date, you had TWO bad dates. Hey Serenity? Want to dance?
Joey: Mai! Wait! I'm coming! OH NO YOU DON'T!
Serenity: Sure Duke I'll dance with you!
Joey: NOOOOOO!!!! Don't touch my sister in ANY way okay? Where's Mai? MAI! *runs to Mai*
Mai: Where have you been?
Joey: Chasing Duke away from my sister.
Mai: Too bad that didn't work.
Shelly: Boxxy?
Kurama: Yea Hoppy?
Shelly: *kisses him* I can't believe this is me here.
Kurama: Yea, *flicks her nose*
Shelly: *gasp and looks at him surprisingly*
Silver: Dancing is stupid.
Hiei: Amen.
Silver: Have you seen Sesshoumaru?
Hiei: No, why?
Silver: He has my wedding gift for "Hoppy and Boxxy"
Hiei: WHY BOXXY?!
Silver: Because you're leaf boy and he's box boy.
Hiei: Why did he marry her?
Silver: Hey! She's not that bad! She's my cousin and she's cool when she's not weird!
Hiei: How can you stand her?
Silver: Because she's nice and understanding even if she's on the dumb side.
Hiei: I guess she's nice. But what did she do to Kurama though?
*Sees Kurama laughing goofily*
Silver: I don't think it's because of her, I think it's because he loves her. Which is gross *makes gagging noises*
Hiei: Allow me to join you in the gag-fest. *makes gagging noises with Silver*
Silver: *looks at watch* Oh Hen! It's cake time! *everyone heard Silver say cake time and sat immediately at a table they were assigned to*
Shelly: Oh can someone pull up an extra chair for Alphy here? Thanks.
Hiei: I guess I have to say a speech or something because I'm the best man here. Sadly enough. I guess I should start by saying that Shelly is a nice girl, and Kurama's a nice guy. They are ridiculously cute together and I hope you guys don't divorce anytime soon.
*everyone is dead silent*
Silver: Uh...Um.....ok, I'll make the speech. *sees Shelly mouth the words: thank you* Hiei's was terrible, I'll cover it up for him. *Sees a mad Hiei* Ok, well I've known Shelly far too long, and she cares about people and she'll do anything for someone she loves, like "Boxxy" a.k.a. Kurama for instance. Kurama isn't well-known to me as Shelly is but as far as I can tell, he's a sweet guy who does things his own way. No one ever expected them to be together at first but later you just had to let them be together. He helped when Hiei was being mean to her and she helped him live a little. She makes him happy, he makes her happy, and I hope this marriage lasts longer than Hiei's wish to kill me. Amen!
Crowd: AMEN! *applause*
Silver: Will Kurama and Shelly come up here please?
*Kurama and Shelly walks in front of everyone*
Silver: Of course, traditionally you two get the first few pieces, here you go. *hands them two pieces of cake*
*Kurama picks up a fork and picks off a piece*
Shelly: You must be kidding me. You're supposed to stuff the whole lot in my mouth!
Kurama: Oh like this? *picks up the whole piece and stuffs it in Shelly's mouth almost choking her*
Shelly: *swallows and coughs* You could of killed me! I thought you loved me! *cries*
Kurama: Oh don't cry! I'm sorry, how can I make it up to you?
Shelly: *smash cake at Kurama's eyes* *smiles and flicks his nose*
Kurama: *wipes cake off of eyes*
Shelly: *turns back to Silver* Now this is a wedding!
Hiei: *laughing*
Shelly: What's wrong?
Hiei: *points to Kurama*
Shelly: *turns around and sees Kurama wiping the cake off his face with her dress* *gasps and looks at him in surprise* Oh My Hen......oh no you are not!
Kurama: Got cake? Looks like you got plenty.
Shelly: *bends down towards Kurama and sees smeared cake all over Kurama's face* You got a little something there *points to a tiny spot on Kurama's cheek* SILVER! You have my spare dress right?
Silver: Spare Dress?
Shelly: Check.
Silver: Let's go. *heads Shelly towards bathroom*
Hiei: Let's go wash your face lover-boy.
Shelly: You only brought me a sundress?!
Silver: Well it's white!
Shelly: A sundress?!
Silver: I didn't think you'd need another dress! And I got you better shoes to match the dress.
Shelly: *goes inside the bathroom and changes*
Silver: *stands outside the bathroom and sees Sesshoumaru pass her by and her eye begins to twitch* Uh I'll be right back Shelly. *chases after Sesshoumaru*
Sesshoumaru: *says to waiter* I'll just have some wine thank you
Silver: Fluffy boy! I've been meaning to talk to you!
Sesshoumaru: *thinking* Oh no, not that crazy pigeon again! *says* Yes? About?
Silver: Can you do me a favor?
Sesshoumaru: Like?
Silver: Get in the humongous jar and Shelly's wedding present from me?
Sesshoumaru: No.
Silver: You ruined my show! You owe me! Either you get in the jar or I'll throw you to the fan girls.
Sesshoumaru: *echo in his head* Fan girls....fan girls....fan girls.....
Silver: Well?
Sesshoumaru: You're not strong enough to throw me to the fan girls.
Silver: *Pulls out a Sesshoumaru doll*
Sesshoumaru: *raises an eyebrow*
Silver: *sticks the doll inside of a jar and all of a sudden Sesshoumaru is in a jar*
Sesshoumaru: *panics* WHAT THE?! VOODOO?!
Silver: Yes I picked up this Voodoo kit on the way here and decided you would be the best choice to try this on. *puts a lid on the jar and pokes holes at the top*
Sesshoumaru: *bangs on the glass*
Silver: *wraps the jar except the very top in pink gift wrap*
Sesshoumaru: *thinking* Great.....pink......
Silver: *takes her greeting card and tapes it to the outside of the jar*
*Humongous greeting card appears 10 times bigger than the actual card*
Silver: Present's all done
Shelly: *walks out of bathroom* Silver? Anyone?
Kurama: Wow, you look so pretty like that.
Shelly: I feel foolish in these clothes compared to everyone else.
Kurama: I don't mind. *puts a rose in her hair*
Shelly: Aww, thanks.
Silver and Hiei: *makes gagging noises at them*
Shelly: Oh guys! *trips*
Kurama: Oh! Are you okay?
Shelly: *doesn't move*
Kurama: I didn't mean to trip you, it was an accident! Are you okay?
Shelly: *lightly breathing*
Kurama: HOPPY! *bends down for Shelly while everyone crowds around*
Shelly: *opens eyes* Boxxy?
Kurama: Yes?
Shelly: YOU MADE ME DOOMBER!
Kurama: Dumber.
Shelly: AND YOU MADE ME DUMBER?!
Kurama: Oh Hoppy! *hugs her*
Shelly: *muttering* making me dumber AND doomber than I'm already am!
*everyone laughs and goes back to partying*
Reporter: That was pretty much the wedding, Shelly kept everyone in laughter and Miroku kept hitting on every woman there. Shelly opened all her wedding gifts which like 45 new blenders, but Silver gave Shelly her Sesshoumaru and Shelly loved it so much! The card read: To Shelly from Silver. May your marriage go well, here's a limo driver, kitchen utensil, entertainer, bodyguard.....\\.three days later//......pianist, and gives manicures!
Shelly: Oh Boxxy, look what Silver gave us!
Kurama: Oh Hen!
Shelly: CAN WE KEEP HIM?! We'll feed him, and walk him everyday, and get him a leash and stuff.
Kurama: *smiles* It's be best though if we got him fixed.
*loud EEP heard from inside of jar*
Shelly: Yea, I think we should!
Silver: *appear from no where* NO! NO! NO! Don't get him fixed! Just sell him to Ebay!
Shelly: Oh ok......you can leave now.
Silver: Right *disappears*
Their honeymoon was in Australia, Shelly's homeland. She encountered many koalas and she got into a fight with them. Kurama had to pull Shelly away from them but all else was honeymoon-ish.
*wipes tear* Wasn't that just lovely? But I have a confession to make *spins around five times and puts on a goofy face* I'M SHELLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances arounds* HIT IT DJ KORNY!!!! *dances to Tom Jone's It's Not Unusual*
LOOK FOR THE PREMEIRE OF DEMON LORD COMING TO FRIDAYS 830/930PM! It's the show of Sesshoumaru and ALL his thoughts! He owes us anyways! I hope the stupid fan girls doesn't find us!
A/N: I'm not a Kurama fan firstly ^_^ Well that's how I usually act around guys anyways. Actually my ex does that to me, I'd flick his nose and he'd jump on me and tickle me to death. In case you were wondering, I've been his almost best-friend longer than I've known my cousin and that's a long time! Ok I might be a big flirt but that's no biggie ^_^
There really isn't going to be a Demon Lord coming out, I haven't been getting enough reviews to make another comedy. Although I got an idea, I'll just wait til I get more reviews. *hint hint* ^_~
I already miss the SP show *sniff sniff*
Well this would be a goodbye thanks to all who reviewed YOU ROCK!