A/N: yea yea yea the same song and dance don't forget to review
Ron's first interview was.sort of a success.who will he interview next?!
Chapter 4
Ron: where the bloody hell did everyone go?!
Take a wild guess who comes next! That's right folks its HHHAAARRRYYY PPPOOOTTTEERRR!!
Harry: what ya doing?
Ron: *grits teeth* trying to get some bloody people to give a bloody interview to choose the bloody boy/girl!!
Harry: wow Ron everything in your life seems so bloody.anyway I wanna be head boy/girl!
Ron: you mean you wanna be interviewed to be head boy?
Harry: isn't that what I said?
Ron: *gives uneasy look* sure.you.did
Harry: *in a valley girl accent* YAY! Lets like start!!
Ron: *gives another uneasy look and scoots his chair back* okay Harry.if that's your real name..why do you think you should be head boy?
Harry: boy/girl!
Ron thinks to himself " either he has gone insane or he is trying to tell me something I should have known before I became friends with him!"
Ron: okay then.boy/girl
Harry: well lets see I am smart, cute, handsome, I save everyone, and Dumbledore adores me!! *girly laugh* get it Dumbledore and adore?
Harry starts laughing at his joke in a hysterical manner. Ron is starting to get really freaked out and thinks to himself " I think its both of the options"
Ron: *gives an uneasy laugh* hee hee yea real funny.I think
Harry: *stops laughing* okay next!
Ron: if you were head boy-
Harry: boy/girl
Ron: boy/girl.who would you want to be head girl?
Harry thinks to himself " I didn't know there was another boy/girl in Hogwarts?! I must defeat them!! Ooh look an ant!"
Harry: uhhh.. Herm-I-on-ie
Ron: lemmie ask you something...is there a "thing between you and Hermionie? Cuz I really need to know what's going on!"
Harry gives a stupid look " uhhh...yea!
Ron smacks head "that's all I need to know..anyway *sigh* how responsible do you think you are for this "job"
Harry: well responsible enough to save people on time and ooooo look an ant!
Ron: I already noticed tha-
Harry: wait what do you mean by "job"?
Ron: well its like a job.Harry you know what I mean! Remember all the other years!
Harry: so your saying this is a job?
Ron: yes.I mean no
Harry while picking his nose: so it is a job?
Ron: YES!!! ALRIGHT IT'S A JOB!!
Harry: then say so.*sighs* well I'm going.bye! Ron: but I am not done!
Harry: so? I have a date with Lavender!
Ron: then why'd you say you had a thing with Hermionie?
Harry: cuz I do
Ron: and Lavender?
Harry gives an evil grin then growls. Ron gives him a sick look
Ron: say no more you can leave
Harry walks away
A/N: I know kinda sick but I tried to make Harry stupid.. i don't think that worked.
Ron's first interview was.sort of a success.who will he interview next?!
Chapter 4
Ron: where the bloody hell did everyone go?!
Take a wild guess who comes next! That's right folks its HHHAAARRRYYY PPPOOOTTTEERRR!!
Harry: what ya doing?
Ron: *grits teeth* trying to get some bloody people to give a bloody interview to choose the bloody boy/girl!!
Harry: wow Ron everything in your life seems so bloody.anyway I wanna be head boy/girl!
Ron: you mean you wanna be interviewed to be head boy?
Harry: isn't that what I said?
Ron: *gives uneasy look* sure.you.did
Harry: *in a valley girl accent* YAY! Lets like start!!
Ron: *gives another uneasy look and scoots his chair back* okay Harry.if that's your real name..why do you think you should be head boy?
Harry: boy/girl!
Ron thinks to himself " either he has gone insane or he is trying to tell me something I should have known before I became friends with him!"
Ron: okay then.boy/girl
Harry: well lets see I am smart, cute, handsome, I save everyone, and Dumbledore adores me!! *girly laugh* get it Dumbledore and adore?
Harry starts laughing at his joke in a hysterical manner. Ron is starting to get really freaked out and thinks to himself " I think its both of the options"
Ron: *gives an uneasy laugh* hee hee yea real funny.I think
Harry: *stops laughing* okay next!
Ron: if you were head boy-
Harry: boy/girl
Ron: boy/girl.who would you want to be head girl?
Harry thinks to himself " I didn't know there was another boy/girl in Hogwarts?! I must defeat them!! Ooh look an ant!"
Harry: uhhh.. Herm-I-on-ie
Ron: lemmie ask you something...is there a "thing between you and Hermionie? Cuz I really need to know what's going on!"
Harry gives a stupid look " uhhh...yea!
Ron smacks head "that's all I need to know..anyway *sigh* how responsible do you think you are for this "job"
Harry: well responsible enough to save people on time and ooooo look an ant!
Ron: I already noticed tha-
Harry: wait what do you mean by "job"?
Ron: well its like a job.Harry you know what I mean! Remember all the other years!
Harry: so your saying this is a job?
Ron: yes.I mean no
Harry while picking his nose: so it is a job?
Ron: YES!!! ALRIGHT IT'S A JOB!!
Harry: then say so.*sighs* well I'm going.bye! Ron: but I am not done!
Harry: so? I have a date with Lavender!
Ron: then why'd you say you had a thing with Hermionie?
Harry: cuz I do
Ron: and Lavender?
Harry gives an evil grin then growls. Ron gives him a sick look
Ron: say no more you can leave
Harry walks away
A/N: I know kinda sick but I tried to make Harry stupid.. i don't think that worked.