August 14
Draco,
You fool! Didn't I tell you NOT to write? Now you've risked my entire job, if Dumbledore knew what we were up to, that old goat. If he knew what I wanted to do to you next class… if he knew it included handcuffs, a microphone, and a rubber band. But you will know soon enough and Draco, next time I get top…. And hands off the hair. That's mine! Don't you worry, you'll get yours soon enough and does your father really say that about me? I always thought that man was intelligent. Now, only if I could get into his pants. Just so you know, I haven't wondered how you were. I wondered how George (or in other words Mr. Winky) is doing without a nice… warm…. Bath.
Don't write back you idiot of a boy.
~Severus Milhouse Snape