Chapter 5

Ron has finished one successful interview and one sick yet amusing to some interview..(A/N: that didn't make sense did it?)

Ron: when will some bloody people come?!

Neville walks by

Ron: NEVILLE GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!

Neville walks over to Ron quivering

Neville: wh-wh-wh-at do you want R-R-Ron?

Ron in an exasperated way: I-need-some-people-to-interview-for-head- boy/girl!!

Neville: then why do you want me?

Ron smacks head: because I want to interview you to be head boy!!

Ron thinks to himself " how did people suddenly get stupid?!

Neville: oh I don't think-

Ron: SHADDUP AND SIT DOWN!!

Neville immediately sits down

Ron clams down: now.. Neville.why would you like to be head boy?

Neville: I already told you I don't want-

Ron: answer the question!

Ron gives rude gesture towards Neville Neville: oh dear! (A/N: oh dear? lol well I did write it.kinda lame) okay lets see um.I am good at.well nothing.

Ron: sure you are.just think of something!

Neville: *blink* alright.um lemmie think

Two hours later: Ron has killed the so-called ant Neville has picked all the boogers out of his nose and done who knows what with them!! (A/N: you can call me evil for the sick thought or just sick ()

Ron: alright lets go to the next question.*sigh* oh never mind just go away

Neville runs away whooping

Ron glares at him still he is out of sight

~The Next Day~

Ron is on his way to Prof. Dumbledore's office

Ron: what in the world did I do to get chosen for this *mumbles some bad words* job?

Ron: reaches the door and opens it

Ron: Prof. Dumbledore.I cant do this job.everyone that wants to be interviewed is..well stupid beyond reason!!

Dumbledore: well then keep looking! Now get out my hairstylist should be here any minute!

Ron: hair stylist?

Dumbledore: I know sort of a muggle thing you say.but its quite nice the way they cut hair.

Ron: you.getting a hair cut?

Dumbledore: is there something wrong with it *pulls out wand*

Ron in a fast forward way : no nothing wrong have a nice cut bye!!

Ron closes the door and sighs.

Ron: well its back to the common room!