August 16
Dearest Professor,
I am severely hurt by your words. Surely you don't think of me as a foolish, idiotic of a boy, as I don't think I am. I'm just a boy helplessly in love with… nuts.
I must tell you I had a dream of you and me stealing Professor McGonagall's herb chicken last night. I woke up with the sudden urge of the chicken and… nuts.
And to answer your question about my father, yes it is true. But now I think he's a bit angry with you for last night when I was about to make the herb chicken I ever so wanted I heard him moan your name and snog his pillow. Quite disturbing really now that I think about it.
Anyways, no, I always get top. Special Malfoy privilege, you know that. Malfoy's always over power the weak, which is basically the rest of the world. When I was younger, my father and I would give my mother a cookie for bottom. She's quite partial for chocolate chip although sometimes she would get… nuts.
I must send this off now before father wakes up.
Yours Always,
Draco Houseman Malfoy