Forbidden Penpals

by AlaWickma

Draco's missing his favorite teacher, and his teacher is about fed up with him. Interesting look inside the world of Severus Snape and his love life with the Malfoys! VERY FUNNY! Light slash D/S *UPDATED*

4. Letter Four

August 19

Draco,

How stupid can you be? DON'T WRITE ME! And yes, I want that cookie you offered. As long as it has… nuts. And I do think you are a stupid boy. I didn't want to know how you were because I… have you noticed a, sort of presence, while you were sleeping or in the lavatory? That's right, and your father wasn't snogging a pillow… that was me too. And if you're wondering- I did get in his pants.

I've changed my mind about the microphone. I think you would be more than happy with a dinner candle. And Draco, this time, make it cherry flavored.

DO NOT WRITE BACK!

~Severus Milhouse Snape

P.S. You will be pleased to know I have installed a Jacuzzi behind the dungeon wall, just for… us. I'll show you the secret entrance upon the start of term. DON'T GO LOOKING FOR IT. Millie won't like you.