Chapter 6
Ron is sitting in the same place.well sitting
Ron: where is everyone?
Draco walks by
Ron: how did you get in here Malfoy?
Draco: I have a first name too
Ron: okay DRACO!
Draco: Neville told me about the interview thing so I decided to check it out and see what lame questions you have
Ron: I don't care about that but where did you get the password is what I meant
Draco: oh that.. *gives evil grin* lets just say Neville wanted to tell me something!
Ron: you mean you threatened it out of him?!
Draco: well.yea pretty much!
Ron: how could you? Oh well who cares just don't go near my bed and I advise you don't try to go in the girls dorms either.. that last steps a doosy! Believe me I tried in the fifth year..not pleasant!
Draco: don't worry why would I want to go near your bed? And us Slythren's have girls and boys dorms too!
Ron: what does it do when you try to climb up?
Draco: oh there's the pit of snakes and stuff
Ron's bottom jaw drops: really all it does for us is the stairs turn into a slide!
Draco: Snape was right you Gryffindor's are weak minded
Ron: okay I am just gonna pretend that never happened..now on with the questions
Ron thinks to himself " wow this one seems okay..i pray I get good answers!" alright Draco....why do you want to be head boy?
Draco: because I get a room to myself with hopefully a good head girl! *Gives evil grin* and I can boss you and potty around and-
Ron: that's enough.okay next question.who would you like to be head girl?
Draco: definitely not mud blood Granger!
Suddenly the sneak scope near Draco starts to spin wildly!
Ron gives a smile: I think you do
Draco gives a weak chuckle: hee.hee well.. ALL RIGHT fine I admit it!! Now weasel promise me you will not tell a soul! Or you will have another backfiring wand!!
Ron: All right! Blackmail!!
Draco in slow motion: NoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOO
Ron in slow motion: MUHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!
Draco: fine what do you want?
Ron: first of all stop calling me weasel, second of all you are now my slave!
Echoes in Draco's mind: you are you are now my now my SLAVE SLAVE!!
Draco: *thinks for a moment then sighs* alright fine
Ron: now with the next question my little dumpling! *evil cackle*
Draco: are you gay?
Ron: no..don't push me...i will hurt you
Draco: what are you going to do huh? Try to make me eat slugs again?
Ron: that's it *ZAP!!!*
A few minutes later Ron: now Malfoy.lets continue with the questions shall we?
A white bouncing ferret was.well bouncing in front of him
Draco: yes *bounce* master *bounce*
Ron: that's better! Now for the next question! *reading off cue-card* Draco- is- what? This isn't what I wrote as one of the questions!!
Draco: *bounce* hee hee *bounce*
Ron: Draco you little weasel!! (A/N: lol get it? Wait no it doesn't work..Draco is a ferret and Ron said weasel.okay ill shut up now.)
Draco: correction *bounce* ferret!
Ron: this isn't even a question!! It's a statement!!
Draco: read *bounce* the *bounce* damn *bounce* question!!
Ron: alright next cue card! I mean question..why is ron..I AM NOT-
Draco: *bounce* calm *bounce* down *bounce* Ronnie!
Ron: you call me that again ill make you a bouncing ferret that is going to be eaten!!
Draco: then *bounce* you *bounce* wouldn't *bounce* have *bounce* any one *bounce* to interview *bounce*
Ron: your right.. hmmmmm? *throws away cue card that Draco provided* alright I will make up the next question so shaddup and sit down!!
Draco: I *bounce* cant *bounce* remember! *bounce* some *bounce* idiot *bounce* known as *bounce* Ron *bounce* turned me *bounce* into a *bounce* BOUNCING *bounce* FERRIT!!
Ron: true.*ZAP!!!*
~a few second later~
Draco: why am I naked?!!!! Ron give me clothes this minute!!! (A/N: okay now you can call me sick)
Ron: tee hee.alright *ZAP!!*
~A few seconds later~ Ron: there
Draco is sitting there with a red nose and tacky clothes
Ron: see I gave you clothes!!
Draco: its better than being a bouncing ferret or naked.. next question
Ron: hey only I can say that!! Next question.uhhh...wanna go eat lunch?
Draco: sure.wait lemmie change first
Ron: okay
Draco leaves the portrait
Ron: hee hee hee I am sooooo evil!! Those clothes wont come off of him till everyone in the school has seen them!!! I just loooove jinxes!!
Draco comes back
Ron: back so soon?
Draco: why you little-
Ron: tsk tsk tsk you have already forgotten who own you! Don't push it ferret boy!
Draco stomps out of the portrait once again
Ron follows laughing
This interview is now over...i think..oh yea its over stay tuned for the next interview!! Who will Ron interview next? Will it be his father? His mother? Or his toe? (A/N: toe?)
Ron is sitting in the same place.well sitting
Ron: where is everyone?
Draco walks by
Ron: how did you get in here Malfoy?
Draco: I have a first name too
Ron: okay DRACO!
Draco: Neville told me about the interview thing so I decided to check it out and see what lame questions you have
Ron: I don't care about that but where did you get the password is what I meant
Draco: oh that.. *gives evil grin* lets just say Neville wanted to tell me something!
Ron: you mean you threatened it out of him?!
Draco: well.yea pretty much!
Ron: how could you? Oh well who cares just don't go near my bed and I advise you don't try to go in the girls dorms either.. that last steps a doosy! Believe me I tried in the fifth year..not pleasant!
Draco: don't worry why would I want to go near your bed? And us Slythren's have girls and boys dorms too!
Ron: what does it do when you try to climb up?
Draco: oh there's the pit of snakes and stuff
Ron's bottom jaw drops: really all it does for us is the stairs turn into a slide!
Draco: Snape was right you Gryffindor's are weak minded
Ron: okay I am just gonna pretend that never happened..now on with the questions
Ron thinks to himself " wow this one seems okay..i pray I get good answers!" alright Draco....why do you want to be head boy?
Draco: because I get a room to myself with hopefully a good head girl! *Gives evil grin* and I can boss you and potty around and-
Ron: that's enough.okay next question.who would you like to be head girl?
Draco: definitely not mud blood Granger!
Suddenly the sneak scope near Draco starts to spin wildly!
Ron gives a smile: I think you do
Draco gives a weak chuckle: hee.hee well.. ALL RIGHT fine I admit it!! Now weasel promise me you will not tell a soul! Or you will have another backfiring wand!!
Ron: All right! Blackmail!!
Draco in slow motion: NoooooOOOOOoooooOOOOO
Ron in slow motion: MUHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!!!
Draco: fine what do you want?
Ron: first of all stop calling me weasel, second of all you are now my slave!
Echoes in Draco's mind: you are you are now my now my SLAVE SLAVE!!
Draco: *thinks for a moment then sighs* alright fine
Ron: now with the next question my little dumpling! *evil cackle*
Draco: are you gay?
Ron: no..don't push me...i will hurt you
Draco: what are you going to do huh? Try to make me eat slugs again?
Ron: that's it *ZAP!!!*
A few minutes later Ron: now Malfoy.lets continue with the questions shall we?
A white bouncing ferret was.well bouncing in front of him
Draco: yes *bounce* master *bounce*
Ron: that's better! Now for the next question! *reading off cue-card* Draco- is- what? This isn't what I wrote as one of the questions!!
Draco: *bounce* hee hee *bounce*
Ron: Draco you little weasel!! (A/N: lol get it? Wait no it doesn't work..Draco is a ferret and Ron said weasel.okay ill shut up now.)
Draco: correction *bounce* ferret!
Ron: this isn't even a question!! It's a statement!!
Draco: read *bounce* the *bounce* damn *bounce* question!!
Ron: alright next cue card! I mean question..why is ron..I AM NOT-
Draco: *bounce* calm *bounce* down *bounce* Ronnie!
Ron: you call me that again ill make you a bouncing ferret that is going to be eaten!!
Draco: then *bounce* you *bounce* wouldn't *bounce* have *bounce* any one *bounce* to interview *bounce*
Ron: your right.. hmmmmm? *throws away cue card that Draco provided* alright I will make up the next question so shaddup and sit down!!
Draco: I *bounce* cant *bounce* remember! *bounce* some *bounce* idiot *bounce* known as *bounce* Ron *bounce* turned me *bounce* into a *bounce* BOUNCING *bounce* FERRIT!!
Ron: true.*ZAP!!!*
~a few second later~
Draco: why am I naked?!!!! Ron give me clothes this minute!!! (A/N: okay now you can call me sick)
Ron: tee hee.alright *ZAP!!*
~A few seconds later~ Ron: there
Draco is sitting there with a red nose and tacky clothes
Ron: see I gave you clothes!!
Draco: its better than being a bouncing ferret or naked.. next question
Ron: hey only I can say that!! Next question.uhhh...wanna go eat lunch?
Draco: sure.wait lemmie change first
Ron: okay
Draco leaves the portrait
Ron: hee hee hee I am sooooo evil!! Those clothes wont come off of him till everyone in the school has seen them!!! I just loooove jinxes!!
Draco comes back
Ron: back so soon?
Draco: why you little-
Ron: tsk tsk tsk you have already forgotten who own you! Don't push it ferret boy!
Draco stomps out of the portrait once again
Ron follows laughing
This interview is now over...i think..oh yea its over stay tuned for the next interview!! Who will Ron interview next? Will it be his father? His mother? Or his toe? (A/N: toe?)