August 25
Draco,
*shakes head* Why do you keep writing me?! You silly boy! These letters could be intercepted by ANYONE. If your father catches you writing me, tell him its for the homework I gave you over the summer holiday. And, I'd rather that you did hate me. You'd think after what I did to you that you would hate me. In all my many years of teaching Potions with sexy young pupils as you, I have NEVER seen that much blood in one… place.
And to answer your question about Millie, well….I'll just put it to you in the…clean…format. See I couldn't leave our little play-toy Jacuzzi unguarded or we'd have all these students going and blabbing. So I bought Millie. She is my Goddess….I mean Python!!! She has 6892 heads and they each…bite. So don't you even DARE going and looking for the entrance without me there. There's only one way past her but we'll have to discuss that later in case this letter is intercepted by anyone.
NO MORE BLOODY LETTERS!
~Severus Milhouse Snape
P.S. I meant python. PYTHON! And you were right about the bloody quills without erasers. I hate quills….well, I hate to write with them. Other than that, they're fine.