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artists. This chapter has songs by: Bone Thugs and Harmony, Creed, Green
day, Incubus, and LFO. I am stating I do not own any of these songs there
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NOTE: I don't know how to use Japanese currency so everything is in dollars.
Chapter 3 Ranma and The secret
"Excuse me?" Soun replied in a deeper than his usual voice.
"I'm your waiter for this evening. So what would you all like to drink for starters," bring out his pen and pad he seemed only delighted to see them and was ready to serve them. "Um.. I'm set." Soun continued. "Same here," Genma noting his beer. "What soda's you got?" Ukyo responded. "Oh well its on the bottom of the back. We got Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange soda, Grape soda and Brisk ice tea in lemon and lime. And in the alcoholic suggestion we have Corona, Sam Adams, and Rumin Daft. Well, what will it be?" Ranma in that waiter way was leaning for the area to post there order. "Huh.... Diet Coke," Ukyo placed her order. "Same," Shampoo retorted. "Same," with Akane. "Sprite," said Ryoga. "Same as him," Mousse pointed at Ryoga. "Brisk for me," Kuno stated. "Same but can I have lemon and he wants lime," added Kodachi. "Orange soda for me and Grape soda for my sister," Nabiki placed her order while still looking for a dinner choice. "Um what is that Rumin Daft thing your talking about," Cologne asked kinda sheepishly. "Its an alcoholic beverage very sweet I've been told and it comes in two flavors Bright Day or Black Night. Its like soda with just a splash of alcohol and it tastes great. Although now that I mention it you two," as he pointed at his own disguised father and his best friend "If you've had any alcoholic beverages Ill need your car keys its against our policy to let you drive after drinking alcohol. "I am sorry but you have to designate a sober driver or I'll either confiscate your keys or have your car towed. Sorry its our policy. So what do you say?" and now Ranma seemed absolutely ready to beat the daylights out of him for his keys and formed a weak stance. "Its OK we walked and Ku-" but was cut off by a jab in the stomach from Cologne. He was about to totally blow there cover. "Huh my daughters will lead me home but this is my last drink OK I promise," and Ranma loosed up and turned back to Cologne. "So about it, is that what you want?" "Bright Day," nonchalantly. "Black Night," Happosai replied and turned to Cologne with his own sheepish smile. "Well, I'll put the drinks order in and hopefully when I get back you'll have decided," and rushed to but in the order.
"Nabiki why didn't you think that Ranma might get our table!" Soun cried desperately. "Sorry daddy slipped my mind so what do you think?" she had leaned forward and they entered a huddled. "Its good he's working and doing the music its a good deal for him," Soun noted. "I think I finally understand about the envelops full of money."
"What are you talking about Daddy?" Kasumi asked. Akane was also interested.
"Well, about two months ago I began finding envelops with money in them. The amount wasn't always the same but it was sizable. I thought at first it was just good luck but then when it started showing up at the same time every month I guessed it was something like a delusion."
"Well, what did you do with the money?" Nabiki's mercenary ways kicked in on reflex.
"What do you mean I used it to help my family. Repair bills, food, electric those things aren't cheep I put the money into those things," he finished. "Well, here you are. Hey watch this," he threw all the stuff into the air and balancing on one foot with the other leg bent behind his head he waited for the exact monent-
"Katchu Tenshin Amaguriken!!!!!!" His hands weave in and out tossing them back into the air and steadying each one in front of its correct person.
"One ... five o crap. Sorry about that," and quickly switched the ones in front of Happy and Cologne.
"No problem," Happy replied while waving his hand.
He then took out a bottle opener and popped open all the soda bottles. Happy clinked his glass against Cologne's. "Have you all decided on what you wish to eat or maybe appetizers, oh the Soup of the Day is Calm chowder and the special daily salad is pineapple and strawberry with Caesar dressing. Orders please or do you need more time?" as he waited patiently. "I'll take the I'll take the daily salad and the calm chowder," Soun ordered. "I'll have the Caesar with buffalo wings for all of us," Genma said bossily realizing Ranma can't do anything. "Me take Steak Onion sizzle," Shampoo exclaimed. "I'll take the French onion soup, " Ukyo replied. "Boneless chicken wings and can you put the blue chess on the side?" Mousse asked.
"Sure," taking special note to it on his pad. "Barbecue ribs with French fries," handing him her menu. Akane noted how his hand was oddly positioned as he took it from her so they had no physical contact. "Whoa I don't eat out much... I'll take the ... mum Bambuger please," he added with his menu. "Me and Kasumi aren't really hungry so we'll split a fried duck platter," said a nonchalantly Nabiki but notice Mousse got the cool got knocked out of him for a sec (what cool he had left). Although Kuno was afraid to eat something handled by Saotome he didn't think up a way to get out of it (why ain't that a surprise Kuno didn't think). "I'm not really hungry but I'll have chicken parmesan," in an indifferent voice that sounded like a seagull. "Oh dear I don't know that sounds good I'll have that too with some potato skins," his sister finished the placing of orders and her accent was something of someone who lived in southern United States. "Well, I'll be back in a sec got to give the chef your order," as he rushed to a window and looking at the slip he shouted the orders to a man in a tall chefs hat.
As the evening wore on more people came and then left. The place was beginning to fill out and through their observation they learned a lot about him. Akane was ready to mallet him when a girl came up behind him and put her arms around his waist but Nabiki wouldn't let her blow there cover right out the roof. Ranma turns around and says something the girl holding him releases him and walks away looking disappointed. She looks back and smiles hopefully but receives a cold glare as Ranma crosses his arms tapes his shoe on the ground and points to the kitchen.
The thing that all but his ironical stupid father and faith throwing friend had noticed is that Ranma has a way with children. Earlier in the night a young infant had been crying the whole time which had been driving most people insane. It had gotten so loud that even people on the top floor were complaining. Ranma who was handling a lot of tables, being that they were under handed, whenever Ranma went to check on the table the baby always stopped crying. At the end of the night the baby had grabbed his hair and was swinging back and forth but Ranma just let him play and on the way out the baby gurgled his name. Just smiling to himself he made one last silly face to the kid.
At some of the other tables Ranma would make a funny look or sound and kids would laugh.
"Here you go," finally getting back to their booth. He placed the right meal in front of the right person and then asked "Do any of you want free refills?"
He went and bring everyone back their soda, beer, or Rumin Daft. The night continued and after most people left Ranma dropped the bill and went to cattier to the last table. The bill was paid (for once) and then the girls went to meet his coworkers while Kasumi lead two very drunk men home.
"No, I don't know him well enough. Sorry," as the waiter went back to work.
The went back to the alley to plan the next night. "We're going to meet up same time same place. Got it? If you want or need any information I should have some by tomorrow afternoon oh say 4 o clock," and with that they left.
Ranma noticed some interesting details when the next day hit off. All the people in his life seemed occupied. Like they knew something they weren't supposed to. Akane was peeking looks at him through the corner of her eye and didn't mallet him to Mars when he on accidentally fell down the steps and on her chest (GO LOVE HINA!!!!).
Kasumi was pretty normal but Nabiki wasn't charging him for anything. She was writing at mach 3 speed noting every detail of his day. Genma wasn't eating his (meaning Ranma's) food and Soun was reading his newspaper oddly upside down looking at him through slit mark in the paper he made with his knife. He buttered his newspaper and read his toast. Ranma was now officially confused and excited his plan worked.
On the way to school Mousse and Ryoga were far away not bothering him and Kuno was nowhere unusual just sitting on the roof eating a duck. Shampoo did hug him like usual but today's hug was insecure like he was slipping out of her fingers and he was soon to suffocate.
"Me so sorry. Free Ramen after school?" she apologized hopefully.
Looking skeptical he glanced at Akane hoping she didn't mallet and to his absolute surprise she nodded.
"Huh sure why not," making a goofy smile.
This oddly tranquil day continued. All though Ukyo forgot the extra lunch she usually pack for Ranma unfortunately for Ranma Akane came to the rescue with an extra lunch she made herself. It had tentacles and odd slime growing out of it. Ranma ran looking for a chair. Hey if your going to get the mallet might as well go in style. He had not taste the mallet today for his perverted grandmaster sensai showed up.
"What a haul! What a haul!" running from the ever growing female attack lobbyists. He tripped over Happy and made the females catch him therefore losing Akane.
RING RING!
He dug into his pocket and pulled out a cell phone.
"Yea. Yea. Yes, I got it. Cool be there in 20. Later," closing the phone he followed the same chain of events. Nabiki and the gang meet in the alley again.
Inside the band reappeared and set up the stage. The group took their seats while Genma and Soun went for another Sam Adams.
"Those sure were good we should bring some home," as the bar keep popped open the bottles.
"You driving?" pointing at the drunken masters.
"No Why dose everyone here ask that?" he said annoyed Soun.
"Because 10,000 drunk people die behind the wheel of a car drunk every year that's why and it's our responsibility to make sure you don't get hurt," the bar keep retorted now bothered.
"Shh it's starting," Nabiki shushed as the guy came on stage.
"Welcome. You should know us by now so on with the show."
[Bone]
Bone Bone Bone Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
when there ain't no where to run (tell me what)
(When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you)
And whatcha gonna do
when there aint no where to hide (tell me what)
When judgment comes for you (Cause it's gonna come for you)
[Bizzy]
Let's all bring it in for Wally, Eazy sees uncle Charlie
Little Boo, God's got him and I'm gonna miss everybody
I done roll with Bone my gang look to where they lay
When playing with destiny, plays too deep for me to say
Lil' Layzie came to me, told me if he should decease well then please
Bury me by my grand-granny and when you can, come follow me
[Layzie]
God bless you working on a plan to Heaven
Follow the Lord all 24/7 days, GOD is who we praise
even though the devil's all up in my face
But he keeping me safe and in my place, say grace
For the case to race with a chance to face the judge
sayin again my soul won't budge
Grudge because there's no mercy for thugs
Oh what can I do it's all about our family and how we roll
Can I get a witness let it unfold
We living our lives to eternal our soul aye-oh-aye-oh
[Krayzie]
Prayyyyyyy, and we pray and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Still we laced, now follow me roll stroll
Whether it's Hell or it's Heaven
Come let's go take a visit of people that's long gone
Darris, Wally, Eazy, Terry, Boo
It's steadily creeping up on the family
Exactly how many days we got lasting
While you laughin we're passing, passing away
So y'all go rest y'all souls
Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossreads
Y'all know y'all forever got love from them Bone Thugs baby
[Wi$h]
Now Eazy's long gone
Really wish he would come home
But when it's time to die
Gotta go bye bye
All a thug could do is cry, cry
Why they kill my dog damn man
I miss my uncle Charles y'all
and he shoudn't be gone, in front of his home
What they did to Boo was wrong
Oh so wrong, oh so wrong
Gotta hold on gotta stay strong
When the day comes
Better believe Bone got a shoulder you can lean on (lean on)
Hey and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
everday, everyday, everyday, everyday
[Chorus - Layzie and Krayzie]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads
[Bizzy]
And I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody when I'm gone
And I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody
[Layzie]
Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
That's how we roll
Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
That's how we roll
Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
That's how we roll
And I'm asking the good LORD with a sigh
It's I he told me we live to die
[Krayzie]
What's up with murder y'all, see my little cousin was hung
Somebody was really wrong, everybody want to test us dawg
Then Miss Sleazy set up Eazy to fall, you know why we sinnin
And Krayzie intended on ending it when it ends
Wanna come again, again and again
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
[Wi$h]
Can somebody anybody tell me why?
Hey, can somebody anybody tell me why we die, we die?
I dont wanna die
Ohhh so wrong
Ohhhhh wrong
Ohhh so wrong
Ohhhhh wrong
[Chorus] - repeat gradually fading away
"Enjoy this piece..."
Please come now I think I'm falling
I'm holding on to all I think is safe
It seems I found the road to nowhere
And I'm trying to escape
I yelled back when I heard thunder
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down
Violin by Ranma
I'm looking down now that it's over
Reflecting on all of my mistakes
I thought I found the road to somewhere
Somewhere in His grace (looks to the roof)
I cried out heaven save me
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down I'm so far down
Sad eyes follow me
But I still believe there's something left for me
So please come stay with me
'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me
For you and me
For you and me
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down
"Another song by creed and here it is..."
When dreaming I'm guided through another world
Time and time again
At sunrise I fight to stay asleep
'Cause I don't want to leave the comfort of this place
'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape
From the life I live when I'm awake
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?
Can you take me higher?
To the place where blind men see
Can you take me higher?
To the place with golden streets
Although I would like our world to change
It helps me to appreciate
Those nights and those dreams
But, my friend, I'd sacrifice all those nights
If I could make the Earth and my dreams the same
The only difference is
To let love replace all our hate
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
And make them mine
"New Irish song check it out...."
I wanna be the minority I don't need your authority down with the moral majority 'cause I wanna be the minority
I pledge allegiance to the underworld one nation under dog there of which I stand alone a face in the crowd unsung against the mold without a doubt singled out the only way I know 'cause I wanna be the minority I don't need your authority down with the moral majority 'cause I wanna be the minority
stepped out of line like a sheep runs from the herd marching out of time to my own beat now the only way I know
one light one mind flashing in the dark blinded by the silence of a 1,000 broken hearts for crying out loud she screamed unto me a free for all fuck them all you are your own sight 'cause I wanna be the minority I don't need your authority down with the moral majority 'cause I wanna be the minority hey one light one mind flashing in the dark blinded by the silence of a 1,000 broken hearts for crying out loud she screamed unto me a free for all fuck them all you are your own sight 'cause I wanna be the minority I don't need your authority down with the moral majority 'cause I wanna be the minority (I wanna be) the Minority (I wanna be) the Minority (I wanna be) the Minority (I wanna be) the Minority
"Listen this is a new song givven to me by Josh," pointing to the white male in jeans and a white shrit who looked up and seemed confused. "What I do?" "Oh a guilty concious," Ranma smriked in sadifaction. "Well this song is very important so pay attention."
Bat your eyes girl
Be otherworldly
Count your blessings
Seduce a stranger
What's so wrong with
Being happy
Kudos to those who
See through sickness
Over and Over and Over and Over and Over
When she woke in the morning
She knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a warning
Don't ever let life pass you by
I suggest we
Learn to love ourselves before it's
Made illegal
When will we learn?
When will we change?
Just in time to
See it all fall down
Those left standing...will make millions
Writing books on the way it should have been
When she woke in the morning
She knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a warning
Don't ever let life pass you by
Floating in this
Cosmic jacuzzi
We are like frogs oblivious
To the water
Starting to boil
No one flinches
We all float face down (Ranma droppes to his knees and looks down at the floor eyes wide)
(Jumps to feet) When she woke in the morning
She knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a warning
Don't ever let life pass you by
"This is about someone special..."
C'mon I said lets talk about it as she walked out on me and slammed the door But I just laugh about it cuz she's always playin those games...C'mon Deep down I know she loves me, but she got a funny way of showin' me how she cares (she cares) Last night she did a doughnut on my lawn and drove out with her finger in the air (oh yeah)
Chorus: Sometimes its black, sometimes its white Sometimes she's wrong, somtimes I'm right Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes her mind Sometimes she's hot, sometimes I'm cold (coloegne chuckles) Somtimes my head wants to explode, but when I think about it, I'm so in love with her Every other time Yeah, every other time
Sometimes we sit around just the two of us on a park bench Sometimes we swim around like the dolphins in the ocean of our hearts But then I think about the time when we broke up b4 the prom and you told everyone that I was gay (ok) Sometimes I walk around the town for hours just to settle down but I take u back and u kick me down But that's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it.
~Chorus~ Sometimes its black, sometimes its white Sometimes she's wrong, somtimes I'm right Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes her mind Sometimes she's hot, sometimes I'm cold Somtimes my head wants to explode,(Mousse and Ryoga laugh) but when I think about it, I'm so in love with her Every other time Yeah, every other time
Keep it up homegirl don't u quit U know the way you scream is the ultimate And when I walk away just watch the clock I bet I don't even get around the block I said let's talk about it as she walked out on me and slammed the door One day we'll laugh about it, cuz we're always playin those games
~Chorus~ Sometimes its black, sometimes its white Sometimes she's wrong, somtimes I'm right Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes her mind Sometimes she's hot, sometimes I'm cold Somtimes my head wants to explode,(everyone but Akane,Genma and Soun laughs out loud) but when I think about it, I'm so in love with her Every other time Yeah, every other time
Keep it up homegirl don't u quit U know the way you scream is the ultimate And when I walk away just watch the clock I bet I don't even get around the block
(na na na na)
"Heres one by the same band....."
Life is unbelievable Life is unbelievable
~Chorus~ Life is Good, Life is great Life is unbelievable Life is hard, Life is cruel Life is so beautiful Oh yeah, Oh yeah Life is unbelievable Somewhere in Lafayette on my way to anywhere A woman named Beatrice serves me coffee and she smiles as if she cares It reminds me of this painting that I think I've often seen The kings behing the counter serving coffee to James Dean ~Chorus~ Life is Good, Life is great Life is unbelievable Life is hard, Life is cruel Life is so beautiful Oh yeah, Oh yeah Life is unbelievable On my way to Garden City on my way to anywhere a guy named Patrick gives me directions and he smiles as if he cares It reminds me of this movie that I think I've often seen pretty much this situation except I'd be Steve McQuain So what would u do if u wake tomarrow there's no more sorrow You're dreams came true so knock on wood and cross your fingers now count your blessings it might be you What if you wake tomarrow and all your grey skies have all turned blue How many days do u think you're given so get on livin it's up to u ~Chorus~ Life is Good, Life is great Life is unbelievable Life is hard, Life is cruel Life is so beautiful Oh yeah, Oh yeah Life is unbelievable If your soul loves the sun, rock rock on Yo, i be flippin' and rippin' a party 'til the break of dawn If u love Rich Nice or u hate Rich Nice Take my advice and just live ur life (cuz it's yours) A-Yo! My mission is to save the world, It's a never ending task I dont know where to begin and i'm feelin' I'm at an end I don't wanna live life doin' petty nonsense It's hard to sleep at night with a guilty conscience U know it's really a mess? Now i feel blessed But 20 minutes from now, it will all turn 2 stress I'm 27 years, On the ground spilt tears i'm steppin over blood, the sweat, and the tears Yeah!! Yeah!! Baby it's on, A mother shed tears At the same time, a baby is born On the other side of town, life is lost A young thug was knocked off and the heat was tossed Damn! Life is real, it's so trife but don't stop now, live ur life! i know it's hell for the rough But don't talk down on your man unless you're helpin them up It's Yours!! So what would u do if u wake tomarrow there's no more sorrow You're dreams came true so knock on wood and cross your fingers now count your blessings it might be you What if you wake tomarrow and all your grey skies have all turned blue How many days do u think you're given so get on livin it's up to u Life is Good, Life is great Life is unbelievable Life is hard, Life is cruel Life is so beautiful Oh yeah, Oh yeah Life is unbelievable
"You don't wanna mess with me...."
Its just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up. Everything is fucked. Everybody sux. You don't really know why but want justify rippin' someone's head off. No human contact and if you interact your life is on contract. Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker. It's just one of those days!! (chorus) its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit lettin' shit slip or you'll be leavin with a fat lip. Its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit talkin that shit. its just one of those days feelin' like a freight train. First one to complain leaves with a blood stain. Damn right I'm a maniac. You better watch your back cuz I'm fuckin' up your program. And if your stuck up you just lucked up. Next in line to get fucked up. Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker. Its just one of those days!! (chorus) its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit lettin' shit slip or you'll be leavin with a fat lip. Its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit talkin that shit. (Punk, so come and get it) I feel like shit. My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous. We've all felt like shit and been treated like shit. All those motherfuckers that want to step up I hope you know I pack a chain saw. ill skin your ass raw. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight... ill skin your ass raw. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight... ill skin your ass raw. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight... break your fuckin' face tonight!! give me somethin' to break. just give me somethin' to break. How bout your fuckin' face. I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!...(chorus) its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit lettin' shit slip or you'll be leavin with a fat lip. Its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit talkin that shit. (Punk, so come and get it)
"Later," he got his waiter apron and attended the tables. The girls were looking for the girl they had seen flirting with Ranma but she was to busy taking orders from tables on the first floor. As the night before Ranma walked up to their table and got their drink orders.
They ordered the same meals and Ranma, who knew it was Shampoo under the disguise, decided to play a little bit of a mind game.
"I take sizzle onion steak," she replied as she stretched out her hand to give Ranma the menu. He lashed out his hand grabbed her wrist and turned it slightly to reveal the traditional Amazonian ring with special indication that she was the villages best warrior. He stared at it for a long time and said chuckling oddly like it was a coincidence ,"Weird. A friend of mine wears a ring a lot like that. Are you an amazon?"
Thinking quickly Shampoo said "Well no. Mom left village long year go,"
"Oh," looking disappointed. "I wish Shampoo would go home sometimes. She's just following me because of that stupid law."
"How you know that. Maybe she really like you," in a desperate voice.
Making a thoughtful face he realized he never thought of that (1). "Hmmm... I never thought of that maybe I should ask- nawh I'd get grief from Ukyo or Akane. Brrrhhhh," shaking his head in fear of the wrath of mallet.
"Who?" Akane asked knowing who he was talking about.
"Oh my other fiancees."
"Oh dear do go on," Ukyo urged him to go on. "Well,... OK let me pull up a chair this is going to take a while," and repeated a short and edited version of his life story. Realizing that Ranma didn't know that he was Ryoga and that Sha Mali was actually Akane he would blow his secret. Fortunately for him Ranma didn't bother to tell them about his curse and sighed in relief.
"I'm only engaged to Akane because of some dumb honor that my dad set me up with. All though she's OK after all I have know her for 8 months. I also like Ukyo a lot. I knew her since I was really young and she's always been good to me. It's hard to imagine it but I could see myself going out with her."
This statement almost made Ukyo die of a heart attack.
"But then again there's always Shampoo. She's kinda weird but I understand. I'm not above saying she's really pretty or anything it's just she always has to lie and cheat. It makes me really uncomfortable. Some days I'm afraid to look at her thinking maybe she'll mind warp me or start another contest to see who gets to marry me. I'm telling you it never ends. She treats me like a prize at a fair. Some stupid stuff bear or a gold trophy but it's because of the way she was living her whole life. If she saw me like a person instead of a thing I would be more than happy to - OH MY GOD!!! I totally forgot I was supposed to go to her house for that bowl of Ramen she offered me. She'll be real upset."
All members of the party face fault and Ranma make a Squint face and scratches the back off his head. "OOPS I'll just make it up to her." Hehehe
"Well anyway I got to get away with your order. We only have one chef on duty today so your order will take longer then usual. Lets say umm 15 minutes. OK?" asking patiently.
"Cool," replied Happy under mask. Akane saw Ranma getting yelled at by his boss and then he cooled a bit rapped him on the head with a long lead pipe and pointed to the bar. Akane grabbed Ukyo and Shampoo's attention and pointed to the bar and noticed there was no one there.
"I remember. Nabiki. You said something about Ranma talking to someone on the guest room phone? Well, he said he was on a date. The guy who supposed to be doing bar duty is on a date. I saw him last time we came here. Remember?" she whispered.
"I guess," looking at the band on stage. More specifically the dark Japanese guy.
"Well, here is your meals," said the flirty chick. "What's your name?" the girls mingled although trying to hide their apparent anger. Chewing on her piece of gum for a while and blowing it up POP and chew she replied nonchalantly, "Sarah. Foreign exchange."
Nabiki came out of her day dream and made a symbol to one of her cohorts to look up any info on her.
The band playing in the back round stopped at the end of the last song and started to pack up. When the white guy Josh walked over to Ranma.
"Yoa dawg I'll meet you at your apartment for your lessons. You sound pretty awesome on the guitar so were going back to your singing lessons and apparently you need a tune up on you violin. Cool?" he said.
"Sure. I'll be there in about 45 minutes. That's when I get off work," as he balanced plates full of gourmet food on his arms and legs.
"Yoa thanks for lending us your couch. We got the money for rent all settled out. But there's this big party we got invited to. Wanna come?" sounding anxious.
"Sorry but I got to get home before the Tendos notice I'm late. Otherwise," said his voice full of sadness.
They punched their knuckles together and Josh went back to put the stuff away in the closet off stage. The band got their gig money and handed Ranma his share.
The night continued and the group left and stopped at the same alley. After talking to one of her lieutenants she returned to the group with a wide grin fully knowing that the information her cohorts had just given her were going to make her rich.
"Well, I have some money worthy information," many people dug into their pockets, "I have the location of Ranma's apartment, the bio and basic info on the flirt Sarah, plus any new info on Ranma," with the same stupid grin. After money was collected she walked into the building next door and placed a small camera under the crack in his apartment door. She returned to the Tendo house to watch the film with a crowd behind her. The bio was read and the girls were looking over Ranma in the pictures she took of Ranma's male form.
"Shhh here he comes," as they gathered around the computer. He opened the door and walked in. The camera turned to reveal the group of musicians lying on the couch. The back of a chair and Yung sitting next to Jamal playing video games.
"Yal what up," as Ranma dropped his stuff into the corner and sat on the couch with a bottle with ganji letters. "You guys got to stop drinking the soda so fast there was 4 six packs of orange soda when I left and this is the last one. By the way you got your rent money?"
"Yea its on the counter blasphemous," chucklingly nodding to the packet of money. Ranma picked it up and saw some extra money on the counter. He took out an envelope from the sliding draw and counted some money put it in and sealed it.
"Yal is her money here too? Where is she?" noting in concern.
"Relax. She's in the master bed room. SLEEPING. And so should we its 11:30. Were awake because of the party. Chill out I wouldn't let anything to her," with the same concerning voice.
"Thanks a lot Jamal. I got to go pay the rent and then I'll make it back to the Tendo's. Later," he left the room and walked down stairs. She switched to the cam outside across the street and two minutes later Ranma, in his regular cloths, and gave a packet full of money to a man in a tall hat and a mustache. He nodded and Ranma leapt onto the roof and head home.
"Quick everybody leave we'll meet at the alley tomorrow. No blowing our cover. We need to milk this for as much information as possible. He seems to still be oblivious to our watching and I want you to act normal. Attack him and such. Help let him think that were not on to him. I'll keep on working we'll confront him when were ready understood?" she demanded. They nodded and left. The Tendo's got into bed and Genma splashed himself in water before going to sleep.
Crawling into the room through the window he laid the money packet on Mr. Souns desk and went out of the room via the window. Ranma slowly crawled into the room through the window and laid into the floor mat in the guest room and thought about his new responsibility.....
THE RETURN OF THE CLIFFHANGERS!!!!!!!
HA I have you all in suspense. You wait for the next chapter. HAHAHAH OK enough of that. This is kinda a new twist that a lot of you wont like but this is my fanfiction. HAHAHHAHAH you cant do anything HAHAHAHAHAH ENOUGH!!! Sometimes I get over board. You should know how to contact me and if not here it is again blacknight202@aol.com 1 k thank you very much and enjoy your stay at the fanfcition.net resort. OOPS I'm back from Disney world I don't need to say that any more. I wanted to say that anyway.
(1) This is something Ranma never thought about because of the craziness behind her upbringing and the fact all of her misadventures were done in the show and manga to make them look like crazy psychotic compared to Akane.
NOTE: I don't know how to use Japanese currency so everything is in dollars.
Chapter 3 Ranma and The secret
"Excuse me?" Soun replied in a deeper than his usual voice.
"I'm your waiter for this evening. So what would you all like to drink for starters," bring out his pen and pad he seemed only delighted to see them and was ready to serve them. "Um.. I'm set." Soun continued. "Same here," Genma noting his beer. "What soda's you got?" Ukyo responded. "Oh well its on the bottom of the back. We got Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Orange soda, Grape soda and Brisk ice tea in lemon and lime. And in the alcoholic suggestion we have Corona, Sam Adams, and Rumin Daft. Well, what will it be?" Ranma in that waiter way was leaning for the area to post there order. "Huh.... Diet Coke," Ukyo placed her order. "Same," Shampoo retorted. "Same," with Akane. "Sprite," said Ryoga. "Same as him," Mousse pointed at Ryoga. "Brisk for me," Kuno stated. "Same but can I have lemon and he wants lime," added Kodachi. "Orange soda for me and Grape soda for my sister," Nabiki placed her order while still looking for a dinner choice. "Um what is that Rumin Daft thing your talking about," Cologne asked kinda sheepishly. "Its an alcoholic beverage very sweet I've been told and it comes in two flavors Bright Day or Black Night. Its like soda with just a splash of alcohol and it tastes great. Although now that I mention it you two," as he pointed at his own disguised father and his best friend "If you've had any alcoholic beverages Ill need your car keys its against our policy to let you drive after drinking alcohol. "I am sorry but you have to designate a sober driver or I'll either confiscate your keys or have your car towed. Sorry its our policy. So what do you say?" and now Ranma seemed absolutely ready to beat the daylights out of him for his keys and formed a weak stance. "Its OK we walked and Ku-" but was cut off by a jab in the stomach from Cologne. He was about to totally blow there cover. "Huh my daughters will lead me home but this is my last drink OK I promise," and Ranma loosed up and turned back to Cologne. "So about it, is that what you want?" "Bright Day," nonchalantly. "Black Night," Happosai replied and turned to Cologne with his own sheepish smile. "Well, I'll put the drinks order in and hopefully when I get back you'll have decided," and rushed to but in the order.
"Nabiki why didn't you think that Ranma might get our table!" Soun cried desperately. "Sorry daddy slipped my mind so what do you think?" she had leaned forward and they entered a huddled. "Its good he's working and doing the music its a good deal for him," Soun noted. "I think I finally understand about the envelops full of money."
"What are you talking about Daddy?" Kasumi asked. Akane was also interested.
"Well, about two months ago I began finding envelops with money in them. The amount wasn't always the same but it was sizable. I thought at first it was just good luck but then when it started showing up at the same time every month I guessed it was something like a delusion."
"Well, what did you do with the money?" Nabiki's mercenary ways kicked in on reflex.
"What do you mean I used it to help my family. Repair bills, food, electric those things aren't cheep I put the money into those things," he finished. "Well, here you are. Hey watch this," he threw all the stuff into the air and balancing on one foot with the other leg bent behind his head he waited for the exact monent-
"Katchu Tenshin Amaguriken!!!!!!" His hands weave in and out tossing them back into the air and steadying each one in front of its correct person.
"One ... five o crap. Sorry about that," and quickly switched the ones in front of Happy and Cologne.
"No problem," Happy replied while waving his hand.
He then took out a bottle opener and popped open all the soda bottles. Happy clinked his glass against Cologne's. "Have you all decided on what you wish to eat or maybe appetizers, oh the Soup of the Day is Calm chowder and the special daily salad is pineapple and strawberry with Caesar dressing. Orders please or do you need more time?" as he waited patiently. "I'll take the I'll take the daily salad and the calm chowder," Soun ordered. "I'll have the Caesar with buffalo wings for all of us," Genma said bossily realizing Ranma can't do anything. "Me take Steak Onion sizzle," Shampoo exclaimed. "I'll take the French onion soup, " Ukyo replied. "Boneless chicken wings and can you put the blue chess on the side?" Mousse asked.
"Sure," taking special note to it on his pad. "Barbecue ribs with French fries," handing him her menu. Akane noted how his hand was oddly positioned as he took it from her so they had no physical contact. "Whoa I don't eat out much... I'll take the ... mum Bambuger please," he added with his menu. "Me and Kasumi aren't really hungry so we'll split a fried duck platter," said a nonchalantly Nabiki but notice Mousse got the cool got knocked out of him for a sec (what cool he had left). Although Kuno was afraid to eat something handled by Saotome he didn't think up a way to get out of it (why ain't that a surprise Kuno didn't think). "I'm not really hungry but I'll have chicken parmesan," in an indifferent voice that sounded like a seagull. "Oh dear I don't know that sounds good I'll have that too with some potato skins," his sister finished the placing of orders and her accent was something of someone who lived in southern United States. "Well, I'll be back in a sec got to give the chef your order," as he rushed to a window and looking at the slip he shouted the orders to a man in a tall chefs hat.
As the evening wore on more people came and then left. The place was beginning to fill out and through their observation they learned a lot about him. Akane was ready to mallet him when a girl came up behind him and put her arms around his waist but Nabiki wouldn't let her blow there cover right out the roof. Ranma turns around and says something the girl holding him releases him and walks away looking disappointed. She looks back and smiles hopefully but receives a cold glare as Ranma crosses his arms tapes his shoe on the ground and points to the kitchen.
The thing that all but his ironical stupid father and faith throwing friend had noticed is that Ranma has a way with children. Earlier in the night a young infant had been crying the whole time which had been driving most people insane. It had gotten so loud that even people on the top floor were complaining. Ranma who was handling a lot of tables, being that they were under handed, whenever Ranma went to check on the table the baby always stopped crying. At the end of the night the baby had grabbed his hair and was swinging back and forth but Ranma just let him play and on the way out the baby gurgled his name. Just smiling to himself he made one last silly face to the kid.
At some of the other tables Ranma would make a funny look or sound and kids would laugh.
"Here you go," finally getting back to their booth. He placed the right meal in front of the right person and then asked "Do any of you want free refills?"
He went and bring everyone back their soda, beer, or Rumin Daft. The night continued and after most people left Ranma dropped the bill and went to cattier to the last table. The bill was paid (for once) and then the girls went to meet his coworkers while Kasumi lead two very drunk men home.
"No, I don't know him well enough. Sorry," as the waiter went back to work.
The went back to the alley to plan the next night. "We're going to meet up same time same place. Got it? If you want or need any information I should have some by tomorrow afternoon oh say 4 o clock," and with that they left.
Ranma noticed some interesting details when the next day hit off. All the people in his life seemed occupied. Like they knew something they weren't supposed to. Akane was peeking looks at him through the corner of her eye and didn't mallet him to Mars when he on accidentally fell down the steps and on her chest (GO LOVE HINA!!!!).
Kasumi was pretty normal but Nabiki wasn't charging him for anything. She was writing at mach 3 speed noting every detail of his day. Genma wasn't eating his (meaning Ranma's) food and Soun was reading his newspaper oddly upside down looking at him through slit mark in the paper he made with his knife. He buttered his newspaper and read his toast. Ranma was now officially confused and excited his plan worked.
On the way to school Mousse and Ryoga were far away not bothering him and Kuno was nowhere unusual just sitting on the roof eating a duck. Shampoo did hug him like usual but today's hug was insecure like he was slipping out of her fingers and he was soon to suffocate.
"Me so sorry. Free Ramen after school?" she apologized hopefully.
Looking skeptical he glanced at Akane hoping she didn't mallet and to his absolute surprise she nodded.
"Huh sure why not," making a goofy smile.
This oddly tranquil day continued. All though Ukyo forgot the extra lunch she usually pack for Ranma unfortunately for Ranma Akane came to the rescue with an extra lunch she made herself. It had tentacles and odd slime growing out of it. Ranma ran looking for a chair. Hey if your going to get the mallet might as well go in style. He had not taste the mallet today for his perverted grandmaster sensai showed up.
"What a haul! What a haul!" running from the ever growing female attack lobbyists. He tripped over Happy and made the females catch him therefore losing Akane.
RING RING!
He dug into his pocket and pulled out a cell phone.
"Yea. Yea. Yes, I got it. Cool be there in 20. Later," closing the phone he followed the same chain of events. Nabiki and the gang meet in the alley again.
Inside the band reappeared and set up the stage. The group took their seats while Genma and Soun went for another Sam Adams.
"Those sure were good we should bring some home," as the bar keep popped open the bottles.
"You driving?" pointing at the drunken masters.
"No Why dose everyone here ask that?" he said annoyed Soun.
"Because 10,000 drunk people die behind the wheel of a car drunk every year that's why and it's our responsibility to make sure you don't get hurt," the bar keep retorted now bothered.
"Shh it's starting," Nabiki shushed as the guy came on stage.
"Welcome. You should know us by now so on with the show."
[Bone]
Bone Bone Bone Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
when there ain't no where to run (tell me what)
(When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you)
And whatcha gonna do
when there aint no where to hide (tell me what)
When judgment comes for you (Cause it's gonna come for you)
[Bizzy]
Let's all bring it in for Wally, Eazy sees uncle Charlie
Little Boo, God's got him and I'm gonna miss everybody
I done roll with Bone my gang look to where they lay
When playing with destiny, plays too deep for me to say
Lil' Layzie came to me, told me if he should decease well then please
Bury me by my grand-granny and when you can, come follow me
[Layzie]
God bless you working on a plan to Heaven
Follow the Lord all 24/7 days, GOD is who we praise
even though the devil's all up in my face
But he keeping me safe and in my place, say grace
For the case to race with a chance to face the judge
sayin again my soul won't budge
Grudge because there's no mercy for thugs
Oh what can I do it's all about our family and how we roll
Can I get a witness let it unfold
We living our lives to eternal our soul aye-oh-aye-oh
[Krayzie]
Prayyyyyyy, and we pray and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Still we laced, now follow me roll stroll
Whether it's Hell or it's Heaven
Come let's go take a visit of people that's long gone
Darris, Wally, Eazy, Terry, Boo
It's steadily creeping up on the family
Exactly how many days we got lasting
While you laughin we're passing, passing away
So y'all go rest y'all souls
Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossreads
Y'all know y'all forever got love from them Bone Thugs baby
[Wi$h]
Now Eazy's long gone
Really wish he would come home
But when it's time to die
Gotta go bye bye
All a thug could do is cry, cry
Why they kill my dog damn man
I miss my uncle Charles y'all
and he shoudn't be gone, in front of his home
What they did to Boo was wrong
Oh so wrong, oh so wrong
Gotta hold on gotta stay strong
When the day comes
Better believe Bone got a shoulder you can lean on (lean on)
Hey and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
everday, everyday, everyday, everyday
[Chorus - Layzie and Krayzie]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads
[Bizzy]
And I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody when I'm gone
And I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody
[Layzie]
Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
That's how we roll
Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
That's how we roll
Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
That's how we roll
And I'm asking the good LORD with a sigh
It's I he told me we live to die
[Krayzie]
What's up with murder y'all, see my little cousin was hung
Somebody was really wrong, everybody want to test us dawg
Then Miss Sleazy set up Eazy to fall, you know why we sinnin
And Krayzie intended on ending it when it ends
Wanna come again, again and again
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
[Wi$h]
Can somebody anybody tell me why?
Hey, can somebody anybody tell me why we die, we die?
I dont wanna die
Ohhh so wrong
Ohhhhh wrong
Ohhh so wrong
Ohhhhh wrong
[Chorus] - repeat gradually fading away
"Enjoy this piece..."
Please come now I think I'm falling
I'm holding on to all I think is safe
It seems I found the road to nowhere
And I'm trying to escape
I yelled back when I heard thunder
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down
Violin by Ranma
I'm looking down now that it's over
Reflecting on all of my mistakes
I thought I found the road to somewhere
Somewhere in His grace (looks to the roof)
I cried out heaven save me
But I'm down to one last breath
And with it let me say
Let me say
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down I'm so far down
Sad eyes follow me
But I still believe there's something left for me
So please come stay with me
'Cause I still believe there's something left for you and me
For you and me
For you and me
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down
Hold me now
I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking
That maybe six feet
Ain't so far down
"Another song by creed and here it is..."
When dreaming I'm guided through another world
Time and time again
At sunrise I fight to stay asleep
'Cause I don't want to leave the comfort of this place
'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape
From the life I live when I'm awake
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?
Can you take me higher?
To the place where blind men see
Can you take me higher?
To the place with golden streets
Although I would like our world to change
It helps me to appreciate
Those nights and those dreams
But, my friend, I'd sacrifice all those nights
If I could make the Earth and my dreams the same
The only difference is
To let love replace all our hate
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
And make them mine
"New Irish song check it out...."
I wanna be the minority I don't need your authority down with the moral majority 'cause I wanna be the minority
I pledge allegiance to the underworld one nation under dog there of which I stand alone a face in the crowd unsung against the mold without a doubt singled out the only way I know 'cause I wanna be the minority I don't need your authority down with the moral majority 'cause I wanna be the minority
stepped out of line like a sheep runs from the herd marching out of time to my own beat now the only way I know
one light one mind flashing in the dark blinded by the silence of a 1,000 broken hearts for crying out loud she screamed unto me a free for all fuck them all you are your own sight 'cause I wanna be the minority I don't need your authority down with the moral majority 'cause I wanna be the minority hey one light one mind flashing in the dark blinded by the silence of a 1,000 broken hearts for crying out loud she screamed unto me a free for all fuck them all you are your own sight 'cause I wanna be the minority I don't need your authority down with the moral majority 'cause I wanna be the minority (I wanna be) the Minority (I wanna be) the Minority (I wanna be) the Minority (I wanna be) the Minority
"Listen this is a new song givven to me by Josh," pointing to the white male in jeans and a white shrit who looked up and seemed confused. "What I do?" "Oh a guilty concious," Ranma smriked in sadifaction. "Well this song is very important so pay attention."
Bat your eyes girl
Be otherworldly
Count your blessings
Seduce a stranger
What's so wrong with
Being happy
Kudos to those who
See through sickness
Over and Over and Over and Over and Over
When she woke in the morning
She knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a warning
Don't ever let life pass you by
I suggest we
Learn to love ourselves before it's
Made illegal
When will we learn?
When will we change?
Just in time to
See it all fall down
Those left standing...will make millions
Writing books on the way it should have been
When she woke in the morning
She knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a warning
Don't ever let life pass you by
Floating in this
Cosmic jacuzzi
We are like frogs oblivious
To the water
Starting to boil
No one flinches
We all float face down (Ranma droppes to his knees and looks down at the floor eyes wide)
(Jumps to feet) When she woke in the morning
She knew that her life had passed her by
And she called out a warning
Don't ever let life pass you by
"This is about someone special..."
C'mon I said lets talk about it as she walked out on me and slammed the door But I just laugh about it cuz she's always playin those games...C'mon Deep down I know she loves me, but she got a funny way of showin' me how she cares (she cares) Last night she did a doughnut on my lawn and drove out with her finger in the air (oh yeah)
Chorus: Sometimes its black, sometimes its white Sometimes she's wrong, somtimes I'm right Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes her mind Sometimes she's hot, sometimes I'm cold (coloegne chuckles) Somtimes my head wants to explode, but when I think about it, I'm so in love with her Every other time Yeah, every other time
Sometimes we sit around just the two of us on a park bench Sometimes we swim around like the dolphins in the ocean of our hearts But then I think about the time when we broke up b4 the prom and you told everyone that I was gay (ok) Sometimes I walk around the town for hours just to settle down but I take u back and u kick me down But that's the way uh-huh uh-huh I like it.
~Chorus~ Sometimes its black, sometimes its white Sometimes she's wrong, somtimes I'm right Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes her mind Sometimes she's hot, sometimes I'm cold Somtimes my head wants to explode,(Mousse and Ryoga laugh) but when I think about it, I'm so in love with her Every other time Yeah, every other time
Keep it up homegirl don't u quit U know the way you scream is the ultimate And when I walk away just watch the clock I bet I don't even get around the block I said let's talk about it as she walked out on me and slammed the door One day we'll laugh about it, cuz we're always playin those games
~Chorus~ Sometimes its black, sometimes its white Sometimes she's wrong, somtimes I'm right Sometimes we talk about it and figure it out but then she just changes her mind Sometimes she's hot, sometimes I'm cold Somtimes my head wants to explode,(everyone but Akane,Genma and Soun laughs out loud) but when I think about it, I'm so in love with her Every other time Yeah, every other time
Keep it up homegirl don't u quit U know the way you scream is the ultimate And when I walk away just watch the clock I bet I don't even get around the block
(na na na na)
"Heres one by the same band....."
Life is unbelievable Life is unbelievable
~Chorus~ Life is Good, Life is great Life is unbelievable Life is hard, Life is cruel Life is so beautiful Oh yeah, Oh yeah Life is unbelievable Somewhere in Lafayette on my way to anywhere A woman named Beatrice serves me coffee and she smiles as if she cares It reminds me of this painting that I think I've often seen The kings behing the counter serving coffee to James Dean ~Chorus~ Life is Good, Life is great Life is unbelievable Life is hard, Life is cruel Life is so beautiful Oh yeah, Oh yeah Life is unbelievable On my way to Garden City on my way to anywhere a guy named Patrick gives me directions and he smiles as if he cares It reminds me of this movie that I think I've often seen pretty much this situation except I'd be Steve McQuain So what would u do if u wake tomarrow there's no more sorrow You're dreams came true so knock on wood and cross your fingers now count your blessings it might be you What if you wake tomarrow and all your grey skies have all turned blue How many days do u think you're given so get on livin it's up to u ~Chorus~ Life is Good, Life is great Life is unbelievable Life is hard, Life is cruel Life is so beautiful Oh yeah, Oh yeah Life is unbelievable If your soul loves the sun, rock rock on Yo, i be flippin' and rippin' a party 'til the break of dawn If u love Rich Nice or u hate Rich Nice Take my advice and just live ur life (cuz it's yours) A-Yo! My mission is to save the world, It's a never ending task I dont know where to begin and i'm feelin' I'm at an end I don't wanna live life doin' petty nonsense It's hard to sleep at night with a guilty conscience U know it's really a mess? Now i feel blessed But 20 minutes from now, it will all turn 2 stress I'm 27 years, On the ground spilt tears i'm steppin over blood, the sweat, and the tears Yeah!! Yeah!! Baby it's on, A mother shed tears At the same time, a baby is born On the other side of town, life is lost A young thug was knocked off and the heat was tossed Damn! Life is real, it's so trife but don't stop now, live ur life! i know it's hell for the rough But don't talk down on your man unless you're helpin them up It's Yours!! So what would u do if u wake tomarrow there's no more sorrow You're dreams came true so knock on wood and cross your fingers now count your blessings it might be you What if you wake tomarrow and all your grey skies have all turned blue How many days do u think you're given so get on livin it's up to u Life is Good, Life is great Life is unbelievable Life is hard, Life is cruel Life is so beautiful Oh yeah, Oh yeah Life is unbelievable
"You don't wanna mess with me...."
Its just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up. Everything is fucked. Everybody sux. You don't really know why but want justify rippin' someone's head off. No human contact and if you interact your life is on contract. Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker. It's just one of those days!! (chorus) its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit lettin' shit slip or you'll be leavin with a fat lip. Its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit talkin that shit. its just one of those days feelin' like a freight train. First one to complain leaves with a blood stain. Damn right I'm a maniac. You better watch your back cuz I'm fuckin' up your program. And if your stuck up you just lucked up. Next in line to get fucked up. Your best bet is to stay away motherfucker. Its just one of those days!! (chorus) its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit lettin' shit slip or you'll be leavin with a fat lip. Its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit talkin that shit. (Punk, so come and get it) I feel like shit. My suggestion is to keep your distance cuz right now im dangerous. We've all felt like shit and been treated like shit. All those motherfuckers that want to step up I hope you know I pack a chain saw. ill skin your ass raw. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight... ill skin your ass raw. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight... ill skin your ass raw. And if my day keeps goin' this way I just might break somethin' tonight... break your fuckin' face tonight!! give me somethin' to break. just give me somethin' to break. How bout your fuckin' face. I hope you know I pack a chain saw, what!!...(chorus) its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit lettin' shit slip or you'll be leavin with a fat lip. Its all about the he says she says bullshit. I think you better quit talkin that shit. (Punk, so come and get it)
"Later," he got his waiter apron and attended the tables. The girls were looking for the girl they had seen flirting with Ranma but she was to busy taking orders from tables on the first floor. As the night before Ranma walked up to their table and got their drink orders.
They ordered the same meals and Ranma, who knew it was Shampoo under the disguise, decided to play a little bit of a mind game.
"I take sizzle onion steak," she replied as she stretched out her hand to give Ranma the menu. He lashed out his hand grabbed her wrist and turned it slightly to reveal the traditional Amazonian ring with special indication that she was the villages best warrior. He stared at it for a long time and said chuckling oddly like it was a coincidence ,"Weird. A friend of mine wears a ring a lot like that. Are you an amazon?"
Thinking quickly Shampoo said "Well no. Mom left village long year go,"
"Oh," looking disappointed. "I wish Shampoo would go home sometimes. She's just following me because of that stupid law."
"How you know that. Maybe she really like you," in a desperate voice.
Making a thoughtful face he realized he never thought of that (1). "Hmmm... I never thought of that maybe I should ask- nawh I'd get grief from Ukyo or Akane. Brrrhhhh," shaking his head in fear of the wrath of mallet.
"Who?" Akane asked knowing who he was talking about.
"Oh my other fiancees."
"Oh dear do go on," Ukyo urged him to go on. "Well,... OK let me pull up a chair this is going to take a while," and repeated a short and edited version of his life story. Realizing that Ranma didn't know that he was Ryoga and that Sha Mali was actually Akane he would blow his secret. Fortunately for him Ranma didn't bother to tell them about his curse and sighed in relief.
"I'm only engaged to Akane because of some dumb honor that my dad set me up with. All though she's OK after all I have know her for 8 months. I also like Ukyo a lot. I knew her since I was really young and she's always been good to me. It's hard to imagine it but I could see myself going out with her."
This statement almost made Ukyo die of a heart attack.
"But then again there's always Shampoo. She's kinda weird but I understand. I'm not above saying she's really pretty or anything it's just she always has to lie and cheat. It makes me really uncomfortable. Some days I'm afraid to look at her thinking maybe she'll mind warp me or start another contest to see who gets to marry me. I'm telling you it never ends. She treats me like a prize at a fair. Some stupid stuff bear or a gold trophy but it's because of the way she was living her whole life. If she saw me like a person instead of a thing I would be more than happy to - OH MY GOD!!! I totally forgot I was supposed to go to her house for that bowl of Ramen she offered me. She'll be real upset."
All members of the party face fault and Ranma make a Squint face and scratches the back off his head. "OOPS I'll just make it up to her." Hehehe
"Well anyway I got to get away with your order. We only have one chef on duty today so your order will take longer then usual. Lets say umm 15 minutes. OK?" asking patiently.
"Cool," replied Happy under mask. Akane saw Ranma getting yelled at by his boss and then he cooled a bit rapped him on the head with a long lead pipe and pointed to the bar. Akane grabbed Ukyo and Shampoo's attention and pointed to the bar and noticed there was no one there.
"I remember. Nabiki. You said something about Ranma talking to someone on the guest room phone? Well, he said he was on a date. The guy who supposed to be doing bar duty is on a date. I saw him last time we came here. Remember?" she whispered.
"I guess," looking at the band on stage. More specifically the dark Japanese guy.
"Well, here is your meals," said the flirty chick. "What's your name?" the girls mingled although trying to hide their apparent anger. Chewing on her piece of gum for a while and blowing it up POP and chew she replied nonchalantly, "Sarah. Foreign exchange."
Nabiki came out of her day dream and made a symbol to one of her cohorts to look up any info on her.
The band playing in the back round stopped at the end of the last song and started to pack up. When the white guy Josh walked over to Ranma.
"Yoa dawg I'll meet you at your apartment for your lessons. You sound pretty awesome on the guitar so were going back to your singing lessons and apparently you need a tune up on you violin. Cool?" he said.
"Sure. I'll be there in about 45 minutes. That's when I get off work," as he balanced plates full of gourmet food on his arms and legs.
"Yoa thanks for lending us your couch. We got the money for rent all settled out. But there's this big party we got invited to. Wanna come?" sounding anxious.
"Sorry but I got to get home before the Tendos notice I'm late. Otherwise," said his voice full of sadness.
They punched their knuckles together and Josh went back to put the stuff away in the closet off stage. The band got their gig money and handed Ranma his share.
The night continued and the group left and stopped at the same alley. After talking to one of her lieutenants she returned to the group with a wide grin fully knowing that the information her cohorts had just given her were going to make her rich.
"Well, I have some money worthy information," many people dug into their pockets, "I have the location of Ranma's apartment, the bio and basic info on the flirt Sarah, plus any new info on Ranma," with the same stupid grin. After money was collected she walked into the building next door and placed a small camera under the crack in his apartment door. She returned to the Tendo house to watch the film with a crowd behind her. The bio was read and the girls were looking over Ranma in the pictures she took of Ranma's male form.
"Shhh here he comes," as they gathered around the computer. He opened the door and walked in. The camera turned to reveal the group of musicians lying on the couch. The back of a chair and Yung sitting next to Jamal playing video games.
"Yal what up," as Ranma dropped his stuff into the corner and sat on the couch with a bottle with ganji letters. "You guys got to stop drinking the soda so fast there was 4 six packs of orange soda when I left and this is the last one. By the way you got your rent money?"
"Yea its on the counter blasphemous," chucklingly nodding to the packet of money. Ranma picked it up and saw some extra money on the counter. He took out an envelope from the sliding draw and counted some money put it in and sealed it.
"Yal is her money here too? Where is she?" noting in concern.
"Relax. She's in the master bed room. SLEEPING. And so should we its 11:30. Were awake because of the party. Chill out I wouldn't let anything to her," with the same concerning voice.
"Thanks a lot Jamal. I got to go pay the rent and then I'll make it back to the Tendo's. Later," he left the room and walked down stairs. She switched to the cam outside across the street and two minutes later Ranma, in his regular cloths, and gave a packet full of money to a man in a tall hat and a mustache. He nodded and Ranma leapt onto the roof and head home.
"Quick everybody leave we'll meet at the alley tomorrow. No blowing our cover. We need to milk this for as much information as possible. He seems to still be oblivious to our watching and I want you to act normal. Attack him and such. Help let him think that were not on to him. I'll keep on working we'll confront him when were ready understood?" she demanded. They nodded and left. The Tendo's got into bed and Genma splashed himself in water before going to sleep.
Crawling into the room through the window he laid the money packet on Mr. Souns desk and went out of the room via the window. Ranma slowly crawled into the room through the window and laid into the floor mat in the guest room and thought about his new responsibility.....
THE RETURN OF THE CLIFFHANGERS!!!!!!!
HA I have you all in suspense. You wait for the next chapter. HAHAHAH OK enough of that. This is kinda a new twist that a lot of you wont like but this is my fanfiction. HAHAHHAHAH you cant do anything HAHAHAHAHAH ENOUGH!!! Sometimes I get over board. You should know how to contact me and if not here it is again blacknight202@aol.com 1 k thank you very much and enjoy your stay at the fanfcition.net resort. OOPS I'm back from Disney world I don't need to say that any more. I wanted to say that anyway.
(1) This is something Ranma never thought about because of the craziness behind her upbringing and the fact all of her misadventures were done in the show and manga to make them look like crazy psychotic compared to Akane.