The X Brothers
Title: The X Brothers
Author: Fiora-da-insane
Disclaimer: X-Men: Evolution, and all characters, logos, and such belong to Marvel Comics, and probably a few other nameless companies. The Blues Brothers Belongs to their respectable Owners
Summary: Parody of 1980's Musical Comedy "The Blues Brothers".
Rating: PG.-13, for some swearing, although not too much...
Feedback: Please! Constructive critisism welcome! PLEASE REVIEW...not that I'm begging or anything *Gives readers puppy-dog eyes*
*****
[Seated on a directer's chair is a red-haired girl wearing a black shirt with mesh-sleeves that reads "Bad Attitude". She is looking rather wolfish. Literally. She has wolf ears, brown wolf eyes, a lengthened wolf-like snount, wolf feet, and a wolf tail. Her name is Fiora, and she is the proud director of this fanfiction/play, although right now she looks quite angry]
Fiora: [yelling] Pyro! Get your arse over here! The camera's aren't gonna run themselves!
Pyro: Don't fret, sheila, I'm coming! [walks out of a back room carrying a donut and a can of vasseline]
Gambit: [looking up from where he's reading his lines] yeah, ya was comin' alright John. [snickers]
Fiora: [ignoring Gambit] Magma, do you have the lights ready?
Magma: [somewhere from above] Yes!
Fiora: Good! Pyro, Camera! [switches position in chair, trying but failing to look professional.]
Pyro: Got it aaannnddd....go!
Fiora: [clears throat] Hello, my name is Fiora, and I am the director of this Fanfiction, called 'The X Brothers' for those of you who did not read the title. On camera we have Pyro, Magma for Lights, Forge is in charge of making sure everything works, and Little Jamie Ma...I mean Multiply and his...er...multiples...are in charge of keping the area clean.
The idea for this lovely little fanfiction came after reading 'Whodunit?' by DragonBlond, who was inspiried by Todd Fan. Both are very good writers, so I suggest you check them out.
Anyway, now that's all said and done, On with the Story!
*****
[Scene is a prison, a long hallway lined with jail cells containing yelling prisioners. The backs of three men, two dressed as prison guards (Henri and Wolverine) on either side of a man with aburn hair dressed in a bright orange prison suit (Gambit), walk quickly down the hall.]
Wolverine: Anyone tell ya orange ain't yer color, Gumbo?
Gambit: Remy looks good in any color, homme.
[Henri snickers, and jumps over a kick from Gambit, as Sabertooth swipes at Wolverine from a prison cell.]
Fiora: Stick to the script and keep it civil!
Henri/Gambit: Yes chere!
[Wolverine and Sabertooth growl]
[Henri, Gambit, and Wolverine continue marching down the hall. Scene changes to parole office, Enter Wolverine, who stands by the door *Skint* with extended claws. Gambit and Henri follow, and march to the Parole counter, where Jean-Luc Lebeau stands.]
Henri: Prisioner 74745 69 [Gambit snickers] B [Glares at Gambit]
Jean-Luc: [shaking head at Gambit] W'y am I not suprise ta see ya here, pup?
Gambit: real funny, papa.
Jean-Luc: [clears throat] What Wing 'e from?
Henri: Maximun wing. Block...uh...seven?
Fiora: Nine!
[Gambit snickers]
Henri: Merci. [kicks Gambit] Maximun wing, block nine.
Jean-luc: Standard release?
Henri: Non, Parole t'ree outta five. good behavior?
[Henri and Wolverine laugh, Laughter comes from off camera]
Jean-luc: My boy well be'aved? dat can't be right.
[more laughter, Fiora telling people to shut-up]
Gambit: Remy ju' be full o' suprises, non?
Fiora: FOCUS PEOPLE!
Cyclopse: [off camera] and people say I have a stick up my-OW! SHE BIT ME!
Pyro: [off camera] Fiora, let go of Cyke! Down Girl, Down!
Fiora: [off camera] I knew those teeth would be good for somthing...Anyone else?
[Henri, Wolverine, Jean-luc, and Gambit all Visibly straiten up]
Jean-Luc: Give me a second [exits camera veiw, returns carrying a box, clears throat] one timex watch, broken...and you call yaself a t'eif! [pulls a condom package out of the box] one unused pro'ylactic, [picking up with a pencil, looking disgusted] one used...
[scene switches to outside of prison, where Cyclopse is driving a car towards the prison, wearing a black suit with wolf-teeth-marks on the sleeve, complete with a hat, and black sunglasses.]
[scene back to parole office]
Jean-Luc: One black suit jacket. One pair o' black suit pants. One hat, black. One pair o' sunglasses. Twen'y t'ree dollars and seven cents. Sign 'ere.
[scene change, Gambit's walking through the prison, dressed in a black suit, wearing sunglasses and a black hat.]
Gambit: Gambit dun like dis suit much...
Pyro: [off camera] looks good on ya, mate.
Gambit: [looking horrified] Gambit really dun like dis suit...
*****
Fiora: CUT! CUT! DAT'S A WRAP!
Pyro: Dat's? Gambit rubbin' off on ya sheila?
[Gambit winks suggestivly at Fiora, Henri grins, Jean-Luc sighs]
Gambit: Remy gladly 'rub off' on ya anytime, chere
Jean-Luc: and here I 'ought I'd raised a well-mannared pup...
Henri: Gambit, well mannered?
Gambit: Got outta prision on good behavior, non?
Fiora: Riiight....I'm just gonna...go...stop Badger and Fluffy from killing each other...hehe, Please review!
Love & Insanity,
Fiora-da-insane
Title: The X Brothers
Author: Fiora-da-insane
Disclaimer: X-Men: Evolution, and all characters, logos, and such belong to Marvel Comics, and probably a few other nameless companies. The Blues Brothers Belongs to their respectable Owners
Summary: Parody of 1980's Musical Comedy "The Blues Brothers".
Rating: PG.-13, for some swearing, although not too much...
Feedback: Please! Constructive critisism welcome! PLEASE REVIEW...not that I'm begging or anything *Gives readers puppy-dog eyes*
*****
[Seated on a directer's chair is a red-haired girl wearing a black shirt with mesh-sleeves that reads "Bad Attitude". She is looking rather wolfish. Literally. She has wolf ears, brown wolf eyes, a lengthened wolf-like snount, wolf feet, and a wolf tail. Her name is Fiora, and she is the proud director of this fanfiction/play, although right now she looks quite angry]
Fiora: [yelling] Pyro! Get your arse over here! The camera's aren't gonna run themselves!
Pyro: Don't fret, sheila, I'm coming! [walks out of a back room carrying a donut and a can of vasseline]
Gambit: [looking up from where he's reading his lines] yeah, ya was comin' alright John. [snickers]
Fiora: [ignoring Gambit] Magma, do you have the lights ready?
Magma: [somewhere from above] Yes!
Fiora: Good! Pyro, Camera! [switches position in chair, trying but failing to look professional.]
Pyro: Got it aaannnddd....go!
Fiora: [clears throat] Hello, my name is Fiora, and I am the director of this Fanfiction, called 'The X Brothers' for those of you who did not read the title. On camera we have Pyro, Magma for Lights, Forge is in charge of making sure everything works, and Little Jamie Ma...I mean Multiply and his...er...multiples...are in charge of keping the area clean.
The idea for this lovely little fanfiction came after reading 'Whodunit?' by DragonBlond, who was inspiried by Todd Fan. Both are very good writers, so I suggest you check them out.
Anyway, now that's all said and done, On with the Story!
*****
[Scene is a prison, a long hallway lined with jail cells containing yelling prisioners. The backs of three men, two dressed as prison guards (Henri and Wolverine) on either side of a man with aburn hair dressed in a bright orange prison suit (Gambit), walk quickly down the hall.]
Wolverine: Anyone tell ya orange ain't yer color, Gumbo?
Gambit: Remy looks good in any color, homme.
[Henri snickers, and jumps over a kick from Gambit, as Sabertooth swipes at Wolverine from a prison cell.]
Fiora: Stick to the script and keep it civil!
Henri/Gambit: Yes chere!
[Wolverine and Sabertooth growl]
[Henri, Gambit, and Wolverine continue marching down the hall. Scene changes to parole office, Enter Wolverine, who stands by the door *Skint* with extended claws. Gambit and Henri follow, and march to the Parole counter, where Jean-Luc Lebeau stands.]
Henri: Prisioner 74745 69 [Gambit snickers] B [Glares at Gambit]
Jean-Luc: [shaking head at Gambit] W'y am I not suprise ta see ya here, pup?
Gambit: real funny, papa.
Jean-Luc: [clears throat] What Wing 'e from?
Henri: Maximun wing. Block...uh...seven?
Fiora: Nine!
[Gambit snickers]
Henri: Merci. [kicks Gambit] Maximun wing, block nine.
Jean-luc: Standard release?
Henri: Non, Parole t'ree outta five. good behavior?
[Henri and Wolverine laugh, Laughter comes from off camera]
Jean-luc: My boy well be'aved? dat can't be right.
[more laughter, Fiora telling people to shut-up]
Gambit: Remy ju' be full o' suprises, non?
Fiora: FOCUS PEOPLE!
Cyclopse: [off camera] and people say I have a stick up my-OW! SHE BIT ME!
Pyro: [off camera] Fiora, let go of Cyke! Down Girl, Down!
Fiora: [off camera] I knew those teeth would be good for somthing...Anyone else?
[Henri, Wolverine, Jean-luc, and Gambit all Visibly straiten up]
Jean-Luc: Give me a second [exits camera veiw, returns carrying a box, clears throat] one timex watch, broken...and you call yaself a t'eif! [pulls a condom package out of the box] one unused pro'ylactic, [picking up with a pencil, looking disgusted] one used...
[scene switches to outside of prison, where Cyclopse is driving a car towards the prison, wearing a black suit with wolf-teeth-marks on the sleeve, complete with a hat, and black sunglasses.]
[scene back to parole office]
Jean-Luc: One black suit jacket. One pair o' black suit pants. One hat, black. One pair o' sunglasses. Twen'y t'ree dollars and seven cents. Sign 'ere.
[scene change, Gambit's walking through the prison, dressed in a black suit, wearing sunglasses and a black hat.]
Gambit: Gambit dun like dis suit much...
Pyro: [off camera] looks good on ya, mate.
Gambit: [looking horrified] Gambit really dun like dis suit...
*****
Fiora: CUT! CUT! DAT'S A WRAP!
Pyro: Dat's? Gambit rubbin' off on ya sheila?
[Gambit winks suggestivly at Fiora, Henri grins, Jean-Luc sighs]
Gambit: Remy gladly 'rub off' on ya anytime, chere
Jean-Luc: and here I 'ought I'd raised a well-mannared pup...
Henri: Gambit, well mannered?
Gambit: Got outta prision on good behavior, non?
Fiora: Riiight....I'm just gonna...go...stop Badger and Fluffy from killing each other...hehe, Please review!
Love & Insanity,
Fiora-da-insane