Standard Disclaimers apply
[Rouge and Gambit are talking to each other in a corner, Piotr is moving crates over to Kitty, who is phasing into them and taking stuff out and putting it away. Pyro runs in, Screaming, followed by a furious Wanda throwing Hex-Bolts at him, who is followed by Toad.]
Toad: Come back Snuckums!
[Fiora walks in after them with Forge, and frowns, before sending Forge to the Cameras.]
Fiora: Okay people, Places! If you all behave today, Maybe I'll get you some cake.
[Everyone looks at her oddly, before getting in their places.]
Fiora: ACTION!
*****
[Gambit and Scott walk down the sidewalk, and stop in front of the doors to an old, beat up building. A sign above the building reads: Hotel. Men Only. Transfestites welcome.]
Scott: Nice place, huh?
[A "Mystery Women" wearing a black shirt and tank top, with auburn hair and white streaks, is seen inside a red car. She pulls out a rocket launcher, and fires at Scott and Gambit, missing and hitting the door behind them. Scott and Gambit fall to the ground, letting the debris fall on them, and the Mystery Woman fires two, three...Five more times, and drives off. Gambit and Scott Then the stand up, brush off the dust, and go inside, as if nothing happened.]
[Scene switches to a smoke filled room crowded with men, and Tabitha, sitting around doing stuff. Scott and Gambit walk up to a counter with a glass cover. Fred sits behind this counter, eating a sub sandwich]
Scott: Hey Blob, anybody call for me on the phone?
Fred: No, no calls. Some guy left this card. Cop. Said he'd be back.
[Fred slides the Card to Scott, who hands it to Gambit, who rips it in half and throws it over his shoulder]
Scott: This here's my brother [shudders] Gambit. He just got outta the joint. He's gonna be staying with me for a few weeks.
Fred: Oh OK [Goes back to his sandwich]
[Gambit and Scott start to walk down a hall]
Tabitha: Did you get me my Cheez Whiz, Boy?
[Scott takes a can of Cheez Whiz out of his pocket, and tosses it to Tabitha]
[Scene changes to outside Scott's Room, where Scott is unlocking the door. They both enter the room, which is tiny, having a Bed, Chair, Stove, and Fridge on one side, and nothing on there other from lack of room. A Train rattles by, shaking the room.]
Scott: Well, it ain't much, but it's home.
Gambit: How often does the train go by?
Scott: So often you won't even notice it.
[Scott buts a piece of white bread on a stove toaster, and stars to toast it.]
Gambit: How you gonna get the band back together, Mr Hotroder? The cops got your name, you address.
Scott: No, they don't got my address. I falsified my renewal. Put down 1060 West Addison.
Gambit: 1060 West Addison? That's Bayville Field.
Scott: I gotta hit the sack. [notices Gambit asleep in his bed] Hey you sleaze, my bed!
[Scott falls asleep in the chair.]
*****
[Scene is outside of the Hotel Scott and Gambit are in. We see the Mysterious Woman pull up in a red car across the street from it. A Police car and a Brown car pull up along side the hotel. Officer Daniels and Officer Ray step out of the police car, and Piotr (Colossus) steps out of the brown car.]
Piotr: Vis, gentlemen, is ze elegant abode of one Scott X.
Officer Crisp: Thanks for your help Piotr.
Piotr: You know, I liked the Bayville Field bit.
Officer Crisp: Yeah, real cute.
[Scene switches to the tree of them on either side of the door.]
Piotr: Stand back.
[Piotr "Metals up" and plows through the door, at the same time Mystery Woman flicks a switch on a remote control. The whole building blows up. Gambit and Scott get up and brush themselves off.]
Scott: [checks his watch] It's almost nine o'clock. We gotta go to work.
[They walk off. Piotr, Officer Crisp, and Officer Daniels stand up and walk off.]
[Rouge and Gambit are talking to each other in a corner, Piotr is moving crates over to Kitty, who is phasing into them and taking stuff out and putting it away. Pyro runs in, Screaming, followed by a furious Wanda throwing Hex-Bolts at him, who is followed by Toad.]
Toad: Come back Snuckums!
[Fiora walks in after them with Forge, and frowns, before sending Forge to the Cameras.]
Fiora: Okay people, Places! If you all behave today, Maybe I'll get you some cake.
[Everyone looks at her oddly, before getting in their places.]
Fiora: ACTION!
*****
[Gambit and Scott walk down the sidewalk, and stop in front of the doors to an old, beat up building. A sign above the building reads: Hotel. Men Only. Transfestites welcome.]
Scott: Nice place, huh?
[A "Mystery Women" wearing a black shirt and tank top, with auburn hair and white streaks, is seen inside a red car. She pulls out a rocket launcher, and fires at Scott and Gambit, missing and hitting the door behind them. Scott and Gambit fall to the ground, letting the debris fall on them, and the Mystery Woman fires two, three...Five more times, and drives off. Gambit and Scott Then the stand up, brush off the dust, and go inside, as if nothing happened.]
[Scene switches to a smoke filled room crowded with men, and Tabitha, sitting around doing stuff. Scott and Gambit walk up to a counter with a glass cover. Fred sits behind this counter, eating a sub sandwich]
Scott: Hey Blob, anybody call for me on the phone?
Fred: No, no calls. Some guy left this card. Cop. Said he'd be back.
[Fred slides the Card to Scott, who hands it to Gambit, who rips it in half and throws it over his shoulder]
Scott: This here's my brother [shudders] Gambit. He just got outta the joint. He's gonna be staying with me for a few weeks.
Fred: Oh OK [Goes back to his sandwich]
[Gambit and Scott start to walk down a hall]
Tabitha: Did you get me my Cheez Whiz, Boy?
[Scott takes a can of Cheez Whiz out of his pocket, and tosses it to Tabitha]
[Scene changes to outside Scott's Room, where Scott is unlocking the door. They both enter the room, which is tiny, having a Bed, Chair, Stove, and Fridge on one side, and nothing on there other from lack of room. A Train rattles by, shaking the room.]
Scott: Well, it ain't much, but it's home.
Gambit: How often does the train go by?
Scott: So often you won't even notice it.
[Scott buts a piece of white bread on a stove toaster, and stars to toast it.]
Gambit: How you gonna get the band back together, Mr Hotroder? The cops got your name, you address.
Scott: No, they don't got my address. I falsified my renewal. Put down 1060 West Addison.
Gambit: 1060 West Addison? That's Bayville Field.
Scott: I gotta hit the sack. [notices Gambit asleep in his bed] Hey you sleaze, my bed!
[Scott falls asleep in the chair.]
*****
[Scene is outside of the Hotel Scott and Gambit are in. We see the Mysterious Woman pull up in a red car across the street from it. A Police car and a Brown car pull up along side the hotel. Officer Daniels and Officer Ray step out of the police car, and Piotr (Colossus) steps out of the brown car.]
Piotr: Vis, gentlemen, is ze elegant abode of one Scott X.
Officer Crisp: Thanks for your help Piotr.
Piotr: You know, I liked the Bayville Field bit.
Officer Crisp: Yeah, real cute.
[Scene switches to the tree of them on either side of the door.]
Piotr: Stand back.
[Piotr "Metals up" and plows through the door, at the same time Mystery Woman flicks a switch on a remote control. The whole building blows up. Gambit and Scott get up and brush themselves off.]
Scott: [checks his watch] It's almost nine o'clock. We gotta go to work.
[They walk off. Piotr, Officer Crisp, and Officer Daniels stand up and walk off.]