Author's Note: Deciding to follow in my brother's footsteps, I have made a parody of one of my favorite songs from Shakira, "Underneath Your Clothes". It has the same gross quality of my brother's work, so I think you'll enjoy it. LOL. And without further ado, here is…
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Right Between My Crack
A Parody of "Underneath Your Clothes"
God I smell
Thinkin' I should take Beano
My gas smells wrong
Must've been those refried beanos
But without a doubt
My butt's leaking some harsh gas
From right between my crack
Is where the stench flows
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Right Between My Crack
There's a big explosion
And it smells so bad
It could cause erosion
And everyone runs and hides
From the gases pourin' outside honey
Because of this
No one will come three feet towards me
Because of this
Your eyes will water 'til you can't see
When the thing does pass
When my friends come near me-
Whom I tryin' kid?
I smell stanky!
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Right Between My Crack
There's a big explosion
And it smells so bad
It could cause erosion
And everyone runs and hides
From the gases pourin' outside honey
I've killed everything that comes within' a mile
Smells like someone hackin' bile
You know it's wrong
No one should smell like this
You almost can't believe it
As every flower wilts within my presents
Dog are runnin' from the mean stench
Like a child down-wind to O'Donnel
I feel like I shall keel
Right Between My Crack
Whoa oh ho no!
And it smells so bad
It could cause erosion
And everyone runs and hides
From the gases pourin' outside…
The gases pourin' outside…
Ewwwwwww…
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Note: I know what you're thinking. Refried beanos?! WTF?! I know, I know. I just couldn't find anything that rhymed with Beano (and for those who don't know, Beano is a pill that stops your flatulence) ((Heh heh, I said FLATULENCE!)). Well, that's it for now!