Author's Note: Okay, has anyone played the game Kingdom Hearts? Most likely, you've seen the commercial with that cool techno song. If not, well go to HELL! Oh… sorry about that. I just really like the game. Anyway, there is this song by a woman named Utada Hikari called "Simple & Clean" in the commercial. I hate to parody this, because it is one of my most FAVORITE songs. But I really liked the idea of this, so here goes…
Gassy and Strange
(parody of Simple and Clean)
You're giving me… a farting spree…
Lately… I really need… *moan*
A Pepto B… or two.
"You really need some beano,
'cuz that foul stench is giving me… a headache
if you recall I told you years ago,
that you need to check that out…
'cuz baby, that gas is killing me"
|Chorus|
When my ass erupts,
It goes "put…put…put",
And… ohhh Lordy….
IT SMELLS!
Gassy and Strange,
Yes my ass is deranged,
And I smell tonight…
OOPS! I just let one go…
|x2|
LORDY!
Squeezed up my cheeks, but out came pouring,
This room-emptying smell,
No matter how many
pine trees I hang around my neck…
dogs run from my scent!