I can't get off the throne today,

Or squeeze it out my ass.

I just can't seem to get it out…

Damn it, why won't you pass!

(I keep squeezin', but it won't come out)

You know what I'm feeling, you know that it stinks

Feels like it's hanging by a string,

Smells like someone died.

I tried shit loads of laxatives,

But nothing seems to slide!

(I keep squeezin', but it won't come out)

You know what I'm feeling, you know that it stinks, yeah!

Every now and then,

When I'm on the bowl,

I'd be wishing that refried beans didn't take their tolls.

Feels like it's comin' out,

Like I want it to.

I've locked up so much stool!

There's nothing I can do!

Got a huge wad of poo…

I keep pushin', what is it waiting for?

My ass can't take it, it's getting really sore!

And I've been grunting, I think a limb is torn!

I ate you, now I shit you…

You stupid piece of poo.

It's true, it's stuck in you…

My air freshener is broke again and now it's smells like crap

I keep thinking yesterday, Why'd I have to eat those things I ate?

(I keep squeezin', but it won't come out)

You know what I'm feeling, you know that it stinks, yeah!

Every now and then,

When I'm on the bowl,

I'd be wishing that refried beans didn't take their tolls.

Feels like it's comin' out,

Like I want it to.

I've locked up so much stool!

I keep pushin', what is it waiting for?

My ass can't take it, it's getting really sore!

And I've been grunting, I think a limb is torn!

I ate you, now I shit you…

You stupid piece of poo.

It's true, it's stuck in yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(deep breath)oooooooooooou!

Every now and then,

When I'm the bowl,

I'd be wishing that refried beans didn't take their tolls.

Feels like it's comin' out,

Like I want it to.

I've locked up so much stool!

There's nothing I can do!

Got a huge wad of poo…

I keep pushin', what is it waiting for?

My ass can't take it, it's getting really sore!

And I've been grunting, I think a limb is torn!

I ate you, now I shit you…

You stupid piece of poo.

I ate you now I shit you…

You stupid piece poo!

What else can I do? It's stuck in you!