"Wake up SUNSHINE!!" …Very possibly the most annoying sentence to wake up too…
"…Damn you morning people, DAMN YOU ALL!!!" I finally yelled out at the other girls in the dorm who just giggled at my bad mood.
"Awwwww…Comon' Katie Poo," Alicia cooed in a sickeningly sweet voice as she perched herself on the side of my bed. "mornings aren't THAT bad." Then she began her normal morning assault on me. She hit me with pillows and stuffed animals. When that failed she moved onto her next tactic, turning on the muggle stereo we had FULL BLAST then jumping to the beat on my bed.
"Gersh, I hate you some times." I mumbled as I threw a pillow at her in a last ditch effort to leave me alone.
"Oh! OUCH!!" Oh man…she had launched into one of her dramatic moments. All the girls in the dorm gave out a long groan. "My own BEST FRIEND has proclaimed that she cannot stand the sight of me! My heart…aches," she went on hands laid over her heart.
One of my other good friends, Tera, and I made eye contact and she took over damage control. " Alicia! I'm absolutely STARVING!! Be a doll and come get breakfast with me?" Tera gave a big smile, grabbed Alicia's arm and dragged her out the door and down the stairs without much resistance.
Reiley finished curling her hair and looked back at me in the mirror with what I suppose was meant to be a motherly/stern look. I gave a small snort of laughter. Seriousness just doesn't work on my friends, no matter how hard they try.
"What!?!" I asked finally.
"You really SHOULD get up, get ready, get a good breakfast."
"Thanks mom." I smiled at her as I rolled out of bed.
"Ha ha," she said flatly pretending she wasn't amused. "I just figured you would want to be up and ready because QUIDDITCH starts today." Aahh, quidditch, possibly the best thing since sliced bread. No…no…wait…Its BETTER then sliced bread. That one word woke me up and I skipped happily into the bathroom. About half an hour later I was sitting in the great hall with all my friends.
"Good ol' hog-hoggy-hog-hog-hogwarts" I sang to myself under my breath. Yes, I know I'm odd but hey! Making up songs is fun! Oliver was sitting next to me telling us all of his tactics and plays he wanted us to use this season. We all pretended to listen.
As the team marched out to the pitch, George, Fred, Alicia and I had a duel. "BOYS AGAINST GIRLS!!!" Alicia yelled as she whipped out her wand and shouted a spell that made Georges hair change colors every few seconds. At the moment it was electric blue and awfully neat if I do say so myself. Fred and I were circling each other trying to intimidate the other. Fred quickly yelled a spell that I didn't recognize so I looked down to see the damage. I'm in a bikini. I could feel my face turning bright red. Not that I looked bad or anything…cause judging by the twins, Oliver and Harry's faces I didn't. I'm just not one to show a whole lot of skin. "FRED!!!" I screamed "FIX THIS!" Fred gave me another once over and replied with a glazed over look "I don't see anything that needs fixing."
"AAAAAMEN to that brother!" George yelled.
"FRED!!!!!" this time it seemed to bring the boy back to his senses and he quickly said another spell and my quidditch robes were back on. Harry leaned into Fred and whispered something which I couldn't quite catch but it sounded astonishingly like "your gonna have to teach me that one man." AHHHHHHH the embarrassment of it all.
"I hate you guys." I said and
quickly walked away smirking… if I knew Fred(and I do know Fred better then
almost everyone cept George o course) he would come running after me...
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…2…
…1…
"NO KATES!!! WAIT!" sure enough Fred was running after me hoping to apologize. I whipped around, wand and hand.
"DISSAPERATO!!!" I yelled.
"AAAHHHH!!!!"… I heard a guy scream… a guy with a thick Scottish accent…strange…Fred doesn't have a Scottish accent...but OLIVER does!!!!
"OOPS!!!" I yelled "SORRY OLIVER!!!" I had just de-pansted my quidditch captain. Not smart Bell, not smart at all. I quickly clothed the bottom half of Oliver and finally stopped and looked at his face… please don't me mad… Uh Oh…red face, fire in his eyes, teeth grinding. Everything was silent for about a minute with Oliver and I staring at each other and the team staring at us. That is until my trouble making instincts came back to me.
" RUN AWAAAAYYY!!!" I yelled, turned and went as fast as I could. The team scattered. All running in different directions. Everyone carrying their brooms and not thinking enough to use them to get away. But Oliver did. I heard him zooming up behind me. Next thing I knew he had snaked his arm around my waist and hoisted me up on his broom. Damnit!!! I've been taken prisoner.
"Saaaaaave Yooouuuuurrsellllves!!!" I yelled dramatically as Oliver and I flew up to one of the teachers boxes in the quidditch stands.
Yet another lovely chapter (I hope!) by me. LOL!!! Yeah… sorry I promise to update more… had maaajooor writers block and then with volleyball and such. Can u spell chaotic!?! I CAN!!!! C-H-A-O-T-I-C!!!! YAY
Yeah im done now… ummm review…please.
HEY ALSO!!! Didn't you guys like my spell for de-pantsing people!?! LOL! Sounds astonishingly like disapperate doesn't it? Gimme a break it's hard thinking of what a spell that
de-pantsed people would sound like. BUT! I am having a contest. If you think you can come up with a BETTER spell for de-pantsing people GO AHEAD AND TELL ME IN YOUR REVIEW!!! YAY!!! YOUR KILLIN 2 BIRDS WITH ONE STONE! Not literally o course cuz I frown upon that sort of thing. AAAANNNNND I think im done. Really this time.