"Uh, close the curtain!" Jezzebel shouted. The curtains roughly closed and some scrambling was heard offstage.
When the curtains opened, Peter was onstage in the peach suit hanging from a prop tree with his arms sticking out. Sirius was behind the back curtain, with a puppet of himself on a popsicle stick.
"Nibble, nibble, nibble." He said. There was a pause. "Kee...crack!" Sirius waited. "That means move Pete." Sirius whispered.
"I don't wanna roll around onstage!" Peter shrieked in a terrified sort of manner.
"You're ruining my vision!" Jezzebel shrieked from offstage.
"What vision? The whole audience is stoned!" Narcissa snapped.
"Wasn't she the costume designer?" A Hufflepuff asked.
"Come on Peter, my arm's getting sore!" Sirius hissed. Peter shook his head, so Sirius ever so stealthily kicked him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" ..."AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Peter was rolling around on the stage. Jezzebel used Wingardium Leviosa to put a doll farm house onstage, and the fence wrapped around Peter. Then he went off a carefully placed ramp and landed in a kiddie pool.
"SPA-LASH!!!" Sirius yelled, throwing a glass of water in the air. Then he made some gargling sounds. The audience started giggling and drooling.
Peter gave the thumbs up and they dragged him offstage. The curtain came down and opened up again with the bugs and James hanging out on top of the peach.
"Now are we going to New York?" Natasha asked.
"I guess." James answered. "Is there another song yet?"
"Nope...oh wait, reprise." Sirius answered. "That's the life for me! C'mon, sing it Sevvy!"
"Eat shit and die Black!"
"That's the life for me!" Sirius sang, swinging Severus into the pit.
Lily and Natasha started dancing in a ring around the rose manner around Narcissa, who scowled at them in a very un-ladybug like manner.
Sirius, Lily and Natasha did spirit fingers and the music ended. "Okay. Now we need to figure out how to get this thing to New York." Lily decided.
"Cruise control isn't good enough for you?" Sirius asked.
"No it's not good enough for- AAAAAAAAhhhh!! What is that?!" Lily shrieked. What sounded like a posessed lawnmower revved up from offstage.
"Big...knashing...teeth." Lucius supplied lamely. Then he kicked Snape.
"Ow. Wanker."
"Smelly."
"That hurts."
The bugs all waited patiently for the shark to show up. But instead they heard shrieks of pain and what sounded like bones crunching. "WE LOST CONTROL OF THE SHARK!!! IT JUST GOT TWO HUFFLEPUFFS!!!"
Sirius started ticking them off on his finger. "How many've we got left?"
Jezzebel walked onstage. "We're going to have some...audience participation. Who wants to be the shark? Bruce Bogtrotter, okay. We don't have a shark costume so you can wear this bunny suit. Everyone just imagine."
A few minutes later Bruce Bogtrotter came out wearing a pink bunny suit. "It's a viscious bunny!" Natasha said.
"We're pretending he's a shark Tash." Lily hissed. "Ah! Oh, what are we to do?! It will get the peach!"
Everyone looked expectantly at James. "Don't you have an idea?" Sirius prompted.
"I'm stumped." James answered.
"Dude, you're supposed to suggest we fly out." Sirius hissed.
"Dude? Really getting into this American thing, aren't you?" James asked.
"Oh sod-AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHH!!!" Sirius screamed in pain.
"GASP!!" The audience yelled, then giggled. Meanwhile, Sirius and James were rolling around onstage beating the shit out of each other and Lily was trying to pry them apart.
Chikin: That's a bad place to leave off.
eMu: Yup. Want to write more then?
Chikin: Naw, let's tease the hell out of them with author's notes. Boo-wah ha ha ha…hee hee hee. Yes. You get the point. eMu, stop it. eMu!
eMu: And in the interest of keeping those ever-so wonderful and much appreciated reviews coming in, I feel it necessary to explain that more fan fiction will be coming. ^_^ Just not tonite. We promise to update soon though.
Chikin: And our seventeenth reviewer's name will show up in the fanfic! They'll be an extra!
eMu: Why?
Chikin: It will keep them writing reviews.
eMu: But why would they want their name in one of our fanfics? I hardly want my name on this.
Chikin: Oh stop being a negative Nancy. The contest stands!
eMu: Urgh…
When the curtains opened, Peter was onstage in the peach suit hanging from a prop tree with his arms sticking out. Sirius was behind the back curtain, with a puppet of himself on a popsicle stick.
"Nibble, nibble, nibble." He said. There was a pause. "Kee...crack!" Sirius waited. "That means move Pete." Sirius whispered.
"I don't wanna roll around onstage!" Peter shrieked in a terrified sort of manner.
"You're ruining my vision!" Jezzebel shrieked from offstage.
"What vision? The whole audience is stoned!" Narcissa snapped.
"Wasn't she the costume designer?" A Hufflepuff asked.
"Come on Peter, my arm's getting sore!" Sirius hissed. Peter shook his head, so Sirius ever so stealthily kicked him.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!" ..."AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Peter was rolling around on the stage. Jezzebel used Wingardium Leviosa to put a doll farm house onstage, and the fence wrapped around Peter. Then he went off a carefully placed ramp and landed in a kiddie pool.
"SPA-LASH!!!" Sirius yelled, throwing a glass of water in the air. Then he made some gargling sounds. The audience started giggling and drooling.
Peter gave the thumbs up and they dragged him offstage. The curtain came down and opened up again with the bugs and James hanging out on top of the peach.
"Now are we going to New York?" Natasha asked.
"I guess." James answered. "Is there another song yet?"
"Nope...oh wait, reprise." Sirius answered. "That's the life for me! C'mon, sing it Sevvy!"
"Eat shit and die Black!"
"That's the life for me!" Sirius sang, swinging Severus into the pit.
Lily and Natasha started dancing in a ring around the rose manner around Narcissa, who scowled at them in a very un-ladybug like manner.
Sirius, Lily and Natasha did spirit fingers and the music ended. "Okay. Now we need to figure out how to get this thing to New York." Lily decided.
"Cruise control isn't good enough for you?" Sirius asked.
"No it's not good enough for- AAAAAAAAhhhh!! What is that?!" Lily shrieked. What sounded like a posessed lawnmower revved up from offstage.
"Big...knashing...teeth." Lucius supplied lamely. Then he kicked Snape.
"Ow. Wanker."
"Smelly."
"That hurts."
The bugs all waited patiently for the shark to show up. But instead they heard shrieks of pain and what sounded like bones crunching. "WE LOST CONTROL OF THE SHARK!!! IT JUST GOT TWO HUFFLEPUFFS!!!"
Sirius started ticking them off on his finger. "How many've we got left?"
Jezzebel walked onstage. "We're going to have some...audience participation. Who wants to be the shark? Bruce Bogtrotter, okay. We don't have a shark costume so you can wear this bunny suit. Everyone just imagine."
A few minutes later Bruce Bogtrotter came out wearing a pink bunny suit. "It's a viscious bunny!" Natasha said.
"We're pretending he's a shark Tash." Lily hissed. "Ah! Oh, what are we to do?! It will get the peach!"
Everyone looked expectantly at James. "Don't you have an idea?" Sirius prompted.
"I'm stumped." James answered.
"Dude, you're supposed to suggest we fly out." Sirius hissed.
"Dude? Really getting into this American thing, aren't you?" James asked.
"Oh sod-AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGHH!!!" Sirius screamed in pain.
"GASP!!" The audience yelled, then giggled. Meanwhile, Sirius and James were rolling around onstage beating the shit out of each other and Lily was trying to pry them apart.
Chikin: That's a bad place to leave off.
eMu: Yup. Want to write more then?
Chikin: Naw, let's tease the hell out of them with author's notes. Boo-wah ha ha ha…hee hee hee. Yes. You get the point. eMu, stop it. eMu!
eMu: And in the interest of keeping those ever-so wonderful and much appreciated reviews coming in, I feel it necessary to explain that more fan fiction will be coming. ^_^ Just not tonite. We promise to update soon though.
Chikin: And our seventeenth reviewer's name will show up in the fanfic! They'll be an extra!
eMu: Why?
Chikin: It will keep them writing reviews.
eMu: But why would they want their name in one of our fanfics? I hardly want my name on this.
Chikin: Oh stop being a negative Nancy. The contest stands!
eMu: Urgh…