why hedgehogs dislike keyblades
-------------by ashurasonic the hedgehog-------------------
Script form coz your stinky
place: 10:30 AM, in the zone of confusion:
Sonic:I wonder... when will my 2 hour chilidogs will be ready already?
Tails:Ummm... sonic, knuckles is eating it already....
Sonic:Sick bastard. now what should i do?
Tails:Get yourself another chilidog.
Sonic:shut up tails! I am thinking.... Ohh yeah, I'll just get myself another chilidog!
Tails:*thinking*Ha Ha Ha, i know they are just jealous...
(sonic goes to the nearest chilidog parlor, and then....)
Sonic:A juicy chilidog please.
Nack (which is the parlor man): Sorry but we are closed. come another day.
Sonic: *pissed* WTF is wrong with this place?!
Tails: *pokes sonics shoulder* Umm... sonic, this is the zone of confusion, you idiot.
Sonic:Shut u..........................................................D'oh!
(both leave)
Place: 11:11 AM, in green hill zone....
Tails: *shivering*Sonic, you know this is not really green hill zone, you know. Now I'm leaving! See ya! (tails flies away)
Sonic: Come back here! Dont worry, this place is normal, like another sonic leve....*sees that place is warpy looking* Ohh great...
Tails:*flying out and thinking*Lazy git...
Sonic: I am such a lazy git...
Tails:Nuff said.*dissapears*
Sonic: Tails! wait for me!*sees nothing* Ohh great, now what do i do? Stay here?
Voice: Stay here.....
Sonic: Okay, i can always trust the mysterious voice! *stays*
(2 hours later)
Sonic:*Sleeping*ZZZZZZzzzzzz.....................
*snort!*
*wakes up*woah!!! Now where am i?
*sonic realizes he is inside a small town*
Sonic:Woah! Who took me here?! Tails?
*sonic looks around*
Sonic: No sign of tails.... That freak of nature
*sonic walks around the place, looking for tails, until he meets some black creature with anteanae*
Sonic: Aha! Do you live here?
*the black creature is confused and turns into a shadow and runs away.*
Sonic: Ohh deah, wait!*sonic runs with his phenominal speed to the creature*
*The creature thing gives up and arises from the shadow.*
Sonic: Now, do you know where a fox like creature with two tails is?
Shadow creature: Egad! who are you?
Sonic: I am sonic the hedgehog!
Shadow creature: You are the biggest and fastest hedgehog thing i have ever seen! And no, i have not seen any fox with two tails....
Sonic: He is yellow.
*The shadow creature's antenaee perk up in alertness*
Shadow creature: Ohh no... Sorry sonic, but i gotta go!
*the shadow creature desends into a shadow and dissapears*
Sonic: Wait!*sees some other shadow creatures, but are wearing armor, running in the distance from another door and is running toward sonic*
Sonic: *thinking* they walk funny Ha ha ha
Soldier: Run away! retreat! You must leave! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *They bust open the other door and run away*
Sonic: sheesh, whats the big deal, huh?
*Sonic sees a huge son of a b**** shadow thing coming out from the door,Where the soldiers where from, looking like its trying to get something off.*
Sonic: Looks like eggman wannabe needs some help*takes a step closer and realizes something*
*when he takes some few steps closer, he sees whats bugging the huge thing*
Goofy: kill, Kill,KILL! Take that, large body! *smackes thing with some sheild* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Large body: get off me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! All i wanted was a friend
Goofy: HA! And im swopping lassy *beating the son of a b***** like never before*
Sonic: Woah! looks like trouble, and its up to sonic to defeat evil! ZOOM!!! *Runs super fast to goofy and tackles him*
Sonic: *Punching goofy in the ground* This is for bugging the huge thing!*another punch* And this ones for annoying me!*Punches him again* And this ones for the hell of it!
Goofy: Get off me! Who are you?
Sonic: I am your worst enemy yet! How dare you try to commit battery on that poor creature! Shame on you!
*the large body scratches his head in confusion*
Goofy: No! he is the enemy! He is a heartless you idiot!
Sonic: A what?*grabs goofy's hand and gets him up again*
Goofy: Creature without hearts. They came here to steal hearts from innocent people, Were are here to save those people, you know.
Sonic: Ohhh, sorry, my bad, no hard feelings...*reminds him* Ohhh do you know where this yellow fox with two tails?
Goofy: Noo luck, who are you for real?
Sonic: Sonic the hedgehog, and you?
Goofy: The names goofy.
Sonic: Ummm... hey. And you said they?
Goofy: Ohh, sora and donald and me.
sonic: now im seeing things...
Goofy: Ohh look, there they are! Hey!
Sonic: ???
End of chapter 1
suspense thingys:Will sonic ever find tails? will the trio of heartless slayers ever defeat them for good? Will sonic ever get his well deserved chilidog?!! Tune in next time for. Why hedgehogs dont like keyblades, chapter 2, coming soon!
Now i need to sleep -.- -zzz
-Ashurasonic
-------------by ashurasonic the hedgehog-------------------
Script form coz your stinky
place: 10:30 AM, in the zone of confusion:
Sonic:I wonder... when will my 2 hour chilidogs will be ready already?
Tails:Ummm... sonic, knuckles is eating it already....
Sonic:Sick bastard. now what should i do?
Tails:Get yourself another chilidog.
Sonic:shut up tails! I am thinking.... Ohh yeah, I'll just get myself another chilidog!
Tails:*thinking*Ha Ha Ha, i know they are just jealous...
(sonic goes to the nearest chilidog parlor, and then....)
Sonic:A juicy chilidog please.
Nack (which is the parlor man): Sorry but we are closed. come another day.
Sonic: *pissed* WTF is wrong with this place?!
Tails: *pokes sonics shoulder* Umm... sonic, this is the zone of confusion, you idiot.
Sonic:Shut u..........................................................D'oh!
(both leave)
Place: 11:11 AM, in green hill zone....
Tails: *shivering*Sonic, you know this is not really green hill zone, you know. Now I'm leaving! See ya! (tails flies away)
Sonic: Come back here! Dont worry, this place is normal, like another sonic leve....*sees that place is warpy looking* Ohh great...
Tails:*flying out and thinking*Lazy git...
Sonic: I am such a lazy git...
Tails:Nuff said.*dissapears*
Sonic: Tails! wait for me!*sees nothing* Ohh great, now what do i do? Stay here?
Voice: Stay here.....
Sonic: Okay, i can always trust the mysterious voice! *stays*
(2 hours later)
Sonic:*Sleeping*ZZZZZZzzzzzz.....................
*snort!*
*wakes up*woah!!! Now where am i?
*sonic realizes he is inside a small town*
Sonic:Woah! Who took me here?! Tails?
*sonic looks around*
Sonic: No sign of tails.... That freak of nature
*sonic walks around the place, looking for tails, until he meets some black creature with anteanae*
Sonic: Aha! Do you live here?
*the black creature is confused and turns into a shadow and runs away.*
Sonic: Ohh deah, wait!*sonic runs with his phenominal speed to the creature*
*The creature thing gives up and arises from the shadow.*
Sonic: Now, do you know where a fox like creature with two tails is?
Shadow creature: Egad! who are you?
Sonic: I am sonic the hedgehog!
Shadow creature: You are the biggest and fastest hedgehog thing i have ever seen! And no, i have not seen any fox with two tails....
Sonic: He is yellow.
*The shadow creature's antenaee perk up in alertness*
Shadow creature: Ohh no... Sorry sonic, but i gotta go!
*the shadow creature desends into a shadow and dissapears*
Sonic: Wait!*sees some other shadow creatures, but are wearing armor, running in the distance from another door and is running toward sonic*
Sonic: *thinking* they walk funny Ha ha ha
Soldier: Run away! retreat! You must leave! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *They bust open the other door and run away*
Sonic: sheesh, whats the big deal, huh?
*Sonic sees a huge son of a b**** shadow thing coming out from the door,Where the soldiers where from, looking like its trying to get something off.*
Sonic: Looks like eggman wannabe needs some help*takes a step closer and realizes something*
*when he takes some few steps closer, he sees whats bugging the huge thing*
Goofy: kill, Kill,KILL! Take that, large body! *smackes thing with some sheild* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Large body: get off me! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! All i wanted was a friend
Goofy: HA! And im swopping lassy *beating the son of a b***** like never before*
Sonic: Woah! looks like trouble, and its up to sonic to defeat evil! ZOOM!!! *Runs super fast to goofy and tackles him*
Sonic: *Punching goofy in the ground* This is for bugging the huge thing!*another punch* And this ones for annoying me!*Punches him again* And this ones for the hell of it!
Goofy: Get off me! Who are you?
Sonic: I am your worst enemy yet! How dare you try to commit battery on that poor creature! Shame on you!
*the large body scratches his head in confusion*
Goofy: No! he is the enemy! He is a heartless you idiot!
Sonic: A what?*grabs goofy's hand and gets him up again*
Goofy: Creature without hearts. They came here to steal hearts from innocent people, Were are here to save those people, you know.
Sonic: Ohhh, sorry, my bad, no hard feelings...*reminds him* Ohhh do you know where this yellow fox with two tails?
Goofy: Noo luck, who are you for real?
Sonic: Sonic the hedgehog, and you?
Goofy: The names goofy.
Sonic: Ummm... hey. And you said they?
Goofy: Ohh, sora and donald and me.
sonic: now im seeing things...
Goofy: Ohh look, there they are! Hey!
Sonic: ???
End of chapter 1
suspense thingys:Will sonic ever find tails? will the trio of heartless slayers ever defeat them for good? Will sonic ever get his well deserved chilidog?!! Tune in next time for. Why hedgehogs dont like keyblades, chapter 2, coming soon!
Now i need to sleep -.- -zzz
-Ashurasonic