Kingdom hedgies chapter 2: Sonic's lucky day (whooo!)

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From chapter 1.

Sonic:???

*Sora and donald is near a large door, from where the first district is.*

Sora:Whoa! I never seen anything like this!

Donald:Awwww, phooey. I've seen better things...(thinks about pikachu -pika pika-)

*sora comes down the stairs to sonic and goofy, donald comes along a second later*

Sonic:So you are sora?

Sora:Yup. Who are you? And where did you came from?

Sonic:Im sonic the hedgehog!

Sora:A hedgehog? you look a little spunky to be one, anyway?

Sonic:Hmmm...*thinks*If I can show that stupid ass kid that im no ordinary hedgehog, then i can rule the world! mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha(thinks about being in a throne with his seat made of chilidogs and sonic eating them like crazy, with many lady hedgehogs with him, and an amy head on the wall)*

Sora: uhhhhh... hedgehog? What in the hell are you doin?

Sonic:*stops daydreaming*Ohhh god im a dofus*sees that hes humping goofy*

(goofy seems to be very disturbed)

Sonic:Uhhhhhhhhhh......................................... uh oh. sorry uhhh goofy, please excuse me for one second please....*sonic takes a few slow steps backward and then..... ZOOM!*

Goofy:I'm gonna kill you for the intolerance of my uncannyness!*runs after sonic*

Sora:*sweatdrop...*

Donald:(finally)whoa, look at sonic go! vrooomm! vroooom! look at me! Im mustafa!*mocks him*You shall not pass until you eat retarded and fart like a fish!

Sora:*confused face*Donald, what does farting like a fish gotta do with the hedgehogs phenominal...........speed?*looks at sonic in a surprised face*Ohh my god, what a f***** fast little hedgehog that is! Vrooommm Vroooooomm!!!!!

*donald taps sora's shoulder*

Donald:Uhhhhhhhhh, sora, you're scaring me.

Sora.............:Vrooooom?

(donald smacks sora's face and sora starts thinking again)

Sora:OWWWW!! uhhh thanks donald, i dooze off sometimes...

Donald:Well now we know!

(Goofy gives up. he cannot catch up with sonic. Goofy goes to sora and donald)

Goofy:I promise to never keep another hedgehog ever again!

Donald:you have hedgehogs at your place?

Goofy:No, idiot.

(sora rolls his eyes. sonic comes back to the trio.)

Sonic:Ha ha ha you have failed! Now you must kiss my feet!

Goofy:We didnt bet that, you hedgehog!

Sonic:Well i bet you.... Im gonna kill you!

(both attack each other)

Sora:*thinking*Im working with a bunch of idiots.

Donald:I heard that!

Sora:???

(In a place where the evil guys live,(which is eggmans hidden base, for now! Rent for only 4 million dollars XD)

Hades:They seem to go nowwhere. What a bunch of gits, i paid 4.95, and I WILL GE....

Maleficient:Dont do anything now, hades. The fun is just getting started.

Jafar:Yeah, I went here for something!

Maleficient:....

*now look whos here!*

Bowser:(yup)Hey the hot dogs are ready! wanna have some?

Maleficient:No, suit yourself.

Bowser:Then I'll ask the prisoners.*thinking*whats with bad guys fear of hot dogs?

(bowser goes to a dungeon to where the prisoners are.)

Bowser:Here you go, at least you are resonable people...... Knock yourself out.

(gives a hundred each to the prisoners locked in DIAMOND cages($$$?), knuckles,tails,mario and luigi. Bowser leaves.)

Tails:finally!

Knuckles:*punches the DIAMOND CAGE but its useless because its a DIAMOND CAGE*(to tails)Damn cages, where do they get DIAMOND CAGES?!

Tails:financial support, stupid.

Knuckles:ohhh*chows down on hot dogs*

Mario:(to luigi) mamamia, this is a nightmare!

Luigi:(to mario)Can you tell me something i dont know?

Mario:(to luigi) mamamia, this is a nightmare!

Luigi:(to mario)OKay.....

Mario:(to luigi) mamamia, this is a nightmare!

(a mysterious hooded person comes out of the darkness in the dungeon,(the darkest part of the place, idiot)

Hooded man:The world has been connected.

Luigi:AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Im going nuts! its the attack of the repeating talkative son of the female dogs's bitches bitches to annoy me AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Mario:mamamia, this is a nightmare!

Knuckles:*punches it one more time, but its DIAMOND CAGE*DAMMMIT! I wish I had my golden fists...

Tails:Now im going nuts

Hooded man:One who sees nothing knows nothing.

Tails:(to hooded man)Got that straight. Say, who are you?

Hooded man:Im god idiot! Im just the.........

(Someone opens the door to the dungeon, revealing light. The hooded man dissapears.)

Eggman:whats going on here? Is my place a chatroom or a secret bas.... whoops! i gotta go.(eggman leaves.)

Eggman:*thinking*Whats was going on down there? And why did i have to invite all the disney villans for gods sake?!

---------------------------------end of chapter 2-------------------------------------------

suspense thingys:Who was that hooded man? And why did eggman think about inviting all of disney characters?! And especially when will this story end?! (whooops) till next time folks.

now i need to sleep.......... longer -.-ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz