DotHack crew goes on jeopardy Ch.1

Host: Welcome to jeopardy, today we have a few game celebrities from "The
World". We'll have to wait a minute for the players to log in. (Then little
yellow circles appear and players appear)
Host: Well, I guess I'll start introducing people. First we have Bear, then
Subaru, Mimiru, and also that cat. Did I leave anybody out? (Some guy jumps
out of nowhere)
Sora: Booooiiiiiiiiinnnnnng! That never gets old!
Mimiru: You have problems.
Sora: No I don't, I'm just hi-! (He jumps again) Booooiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnng!
Host: Sir, you need to stop.
Sora: Make me! (He jumps again) Booiiiiiiiiinng!
Host: Security! (Then the guards tie him down to his chair) We have an
empty chair, is anyone missing?
Sora: Ooooooooooh, can I touch the shiny button?
Host: Not yet!
Subaru: Tsukasa isn't here.
Mimiru: Is he playing hooky, like that one time no one could find him?
(Then Tsukasa appears through the wall)
Mimiru: Why didn't you warp in?!?
Tsukasa: Cause' I'm special! ^_______^
Subaru: Hey Tsukasa, after the show, are you free?
Mimiru: Quiet you, he's mine!
Host: Anywaaayyyyy! Now we can get on with the show.
Mimiru: No we can't, not until I kill her!
Subaru: Be quiet, you cookie.
Sora: Yeah, hahahahaha! Stupid cookie!(Falls on the floor because he's
luaghing so hard) BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Mimiru: I'm white in the real world! Shut up!
Cat: Actually, she's white as a cloud in real life.
Mimiru: Yeah, I'm white as a- Hey, what's that suppose to mean?
What are you anyway, French?
Cat: SI' I am french!
Everybody: ~___O
Host: Let's get on with the show, please? The categories are, "The key to
the twilight", a player who can't log out, and the commander of the Skull
knights.(Then Sora buzzes)
Sora: The answer is Tsukasa! This button is pretty. I think I'll press it
again.(Then he starts presing it so fast that it breaks off)
Aww, man button go boom boom! Now no button to press.
Host: Are you okay?
Sora: Huh?. (Long pause) You'll never stop me! (He jumps about 9 feet this
time) Boooiiiiiinnngg!(Then he lands and the chair breaks) You'll never
take me alive! (He runs away)
Host: Finally! He's gone! Now Tsukasa, pick a categorie.
Tsukasa: Y-y-y-you're so selfish! (Starts to cry)
Host: Arrrrrhhhgg! Somebody pick!(Mimiru buzzes) Yes!
Mimiru; I'll take The key to the twilight for $400.
Host: None of you probably know this one, but Tsukasa should.
(Tsukasa buzzes) Yes?
W-w-w-w-why are adults so selfish? (Cries again)
Bear: Hey! (Subaru buzzes)
Subaru: What is the floating girl?!?
Host: That's correct, but I'm curious, how did you know?
Subaru: After Tsukasa saw the girl, he freaked out and wrote the best
message he could on the board. It said "Girl. Float. Key".
Host: Whatever, somebody pick! (Mimiru buzzes) Yes?
Mimiru: I'll take Subaru is a stupid freak for I'm gonna' kill her!
Tsukasa is mine! (Then she tackles her and they start fighting)
Tsukasa: You're all greedy! (Cries again and runs through the wall)
Host: Well, now is a good time for a break, please buy their crap.
Until next time. Bye!