Dot Hack crew goes on Jeopardy Ch.2
Host: welcome back everybody, I'm not sure that the fighting will stop any
time soon. (Fighting moans in the background) Ugh, I hate my job. Umm,
ladies. (No response) LADIES! (Then they swing around instantly. Mimiru has
Subaru on the ground)
Mimiru: what do you want, we're tied, we've both got 30 kills on each
other. (Then Subaru got an evil look on her face and. Whack! Then Mimiru
logged back in through the chaos gate)
Mimiru: hey! Cheater, I was distracted!
Host: Whatever! We're going to continue.
Mimiru: No! Not until I say we are! (She runs over to Subaru, but Subaru
kills her like it took no effort. Then she comes back)
Host: Isn't it kinda weird that you both like Tsukasa, but he's a girl in
real life?
Mimiru: ugh, I think I'm gonna puke! You can have Tsukasa Subaru!
Subaru: O__o
Host: Now all we need is some more players. Hmm, I think I can get Tsukasa
back, but Sora's gone off to smoke some Blunts.
Mimiru: How are you gonna get Tsukasa back, He went through the wall?
(Then the host pulls out a package of Twinkies)
Host: this is how!
Everyone: O__O (Then he threw the Twinkie where Tsukasa was sitting)
Host: we have to be very quiet, and stay down. (Long silence)
(Then Tsukasa walks in and sees nobody, then the Twinkies catch his eye and
he start's drooling and gobbling on the package, Like a retarded animal.
Then the guards sneak up and grab him, and he starts squealing like a
retarded pig. The guards tie him to the chair really tight, then open the
Twinkie and shove it in his mouth and he's happy)
Host: one more chair need's to be filled. I've invited BLT, I mean BT, I'm
just hungry, excuse my mistake. (Then BT comes in)
BT: Hey everybody, I'm here. What game are we playing? I forgot.
Host: Just shut-up, and begin to play. Okay, the categories are.
The commander of the skull nights and Tsukasa's best friend.
Okay BT, you pick a category.
BT: Why?
Host: Umm, cause you're suppose to.
BT: Who says?
Host: (Pulls out a shotgun) Ahem!
BT: Okay. I'll take "The commander of the skull nights" for $400.
Host: Thank you. (Puts away the shotgun) People, some of you should know
this. It's an easy one, Especially you, Subaru.
Subaru? (Then everyone notices that Subaru is sitting on the ground playing
gameboy)
Subaru: Duh. This game fun.
Everyone: O__O
Host: Subaru! Get up! (Then she jumps up with a jolt, and throws the
gameboy on accident)
Subaru: Nothing! What?
Host: Were you listening?
Subaru: Of course! You just said my name so I got up.
Host: Forget it! (BT buzzes in) Yes, BT?
BT: The answer is meeeeeeeee! I'm the queen!
Host: R U okay? (Bear buzzes) Yes?
Bear: the answer is Subaru, but she's not in command anymore.
Host: That is correct. Thank yo- (Then BT interrupts by buzzing like 10
times)
BT: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but, I wanted to be the queen! (Starts to cry)
Host: Shut-up! Subaru was never a queen!
Subaru: Who says that I'm not queen material?!?!?!
Host: ARRGGGGHHHH! Can we carry on, please?
(Then Subaru and BT get evil looks on their faces)
BT: Get em'!
Host: Okay, now is a good time for a commercial b- (But then Subaru and BT
tackle him)
To be continued.
Host: welcome back everybody, I'm not sure that the fighting will stop any
time soon. (Fighting moans in the background) Ugh, I hate my job. Umm,
ladies. (No response) LADIES! (Then they swing around instantly. Mimiru has
Subaru on the ground)
Mimiru: what do you want, we're tied, we've both got 30 kills on each
other. (Then Subaru got an evil look on her face and. Whack! Then Mimiru
logged back in through the chaos gate)
Mimiru: hey! Cheater, I was distracted!
Host: Whatever! We're going to continue.
Mimiru: No! Not until I say we are! (She runs over to Subaru, but Subaru
kills her like it took no effort. Then she comes back)
Host: Isn't it kinda weird that you both like Tsukasa, but he's a girl in
real life?
Mimiru: ugh, I think I'm gonna puke! You can have Tsukasa Subaru!
Subaru: O__o
Host: Now all we need is some more players. Hmm, I think I can get Tsukasa
back, but Sora's gone off to smoke some Blunts.
Mimiru: How are you gonna get Tsukasa back, He went through the wall?
(Then the host pulls out a package of Twinkies)
Host: this is how!
Everyone: O__O (Then he threw the Twinkie where Tsukasa was sitting)
Host: we have to be very quiet, and stay down. (Long silence)
(Then Tsukasa walks in and sees nobody, then the Twinkies catch his eye and
he start's drooling and gobbling on the package, Like a retarded animal.
Then the guards sneak up and grab him, and he starts squealing like a
retarded pig. The guards tie him to the chair really tight, then open the
Twinkie and shove it in his mouth and he's happy)
Host: one more chair need's to be filled. I've invited BLT, I mean BT, I'm
just hungry, excuse my mistake. (Then BT comes in)
BT: Hey everybody, I'm here. What game are we playing? I forgot.
Host: Just shut-up, and begin to play. Okay, the categories are.
The commander of the skull nights and Tsukasa's best friend.
Okay BT, you pick a category.
BT: Why?
Host: Umm, cause you're suppose to.
BT: Who says?
Host: (Pulls out a shotgun) Ahem!
BT: Okay. I'll take "The commander of the skull nights" for $400.
Host: Thank you. (Puts away the shotgun) People, some of you should know
this. It's an easy one, Especially you, Subaru.
Subaru? (Then everyone notices that Subaru is sitting on the ground playing
gameboy)
Subaru: Duh. This game fun.
Everyone: O__O
Host: Subaru! Get up! (Then she jumps up with a jolt, and throws the
gameboy on accident)
Subaru: Nothing! What?
Host: Were you listening?
Subaru: Of course! You just said my name so I got up.
Host: Forget it! (BT buzzes in) Yes, BT?
BT: The answer is meeeeeeeee! I'm the queen!
Host: R U okay? (Bear buzzes) Yes?
Bear: the answer is Subaru, but she's not in command anymore.
Host: That is correct. Thank yo- (Then BT interrupts by buzzing like 10
times)
BT: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but, I wanted to be the queen! (Starts to cry)
Host: Shut-up! Subaru was never a queen!
Subaru: Who says that I'm not queen material?!?!?!
Host: ARRGGGGHHHH! Can we carry on, please?
(Then Subaru and BT get evil looks on their faces)
BT: Get em'!
Host: Okay, now is a good time for a commercial b- (But then Subaru and BT
tackle him)
To be continued.