Dot Hack crew goes on Jeopardy Ch.3
BT: Welcome everybody, to Queen BT's and princess Subaru's show. YAY! (In
the background the host is tied up and dressed up in make-up like a girl.
The place has been striped of all Items' that would resemble a Jeopardy
show)
Host: (Ruffled grunts) Ugh! (There's a long pause and then finally the
security guards start to tie BT and Subaru to their chairs)
BT: Stop! In the name of the queen! (Then he ties her to her chair)
You can't do this to me. I'm the queeeeeeeee- (then the guard shoves a
Twinkie in her mouth before she can finish)
Subaru: Mommy, mommy, help me! (The guard picks her up and ties her to her
chair) Is this any way to treat the princess?!?!?!?!
Guard: Shut the $#%& up! You're not a princess!
Host: (Grunts, and then they untie him) Why the **** didn't you come
earlier?!?!?!
Guard: Well, Dumb@$$, we were on our lunch break!
Host: O_o. Well anyway, let's continue everybody we need to get rid of all
this stuff. (Then they start ripping all the queen stuff down)
BT: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I'm the queen and I demand you to stop!
Everybody: No you're not! (The guard unties part of her hands and gives her
a gameboy)
BT: Duh. I like game.
Host: Okay, now we can get on with the show, Bear is in the lead with $400.
The categories are Tsukasa's best friend, and the famous hacker. Bear, you
pick!
Bear: Okay, I'll pick now. I choos- (Then Mimiru interrupts him)
Mimiru: Hey! YOU SOUND REALLY POUNCY, LIKE AN ENGLISH PERSON, Why are you
like that?
Bear: Shut-up, little girl!
Mimiru: No, I want a cookie!
Bear: ARRRGGGHHHH!
Mimiru: ENGLISH, ENGLISH RETARD!
Bear: Gaurds! Tie her to her chair!
(Then the Gaurds tie her to her chair)
Mimiru: Ha! Retards! You forgot something! (Pushes her face forward)
Gaurds: Ohhhhh, yeah! (They duct tape her mouth) What an idiot!
Host: Umm, everybody's tied up, so we'll just have to wait and see after
the commercial break, if we can untie them without them going crazy, I
might not quit my job. Until then, bye!
BT: Welcome everybody, to Queen BT's and princess Subaru's show. YAY! (In
the background the host is tied up and dressed up in make-up like a girl.
The place has been striped of all Items' that would resemble a Jeopardy
show)
Host: (Ruffled grunts) Ugh! (There's a long pause and then finally the
security guards start to tie BT and Subaru to their chairs)
BT: Stop! In the name of the queen! (Then he ties her to her chair)
You can't do this to me. I'm the queeeeeeeee- (then the guard shoves a
Twinkie in her mouth before she can finish)
Subaru: Mommy, mommy, help me! (The guard picks her up and ties her to her
chair) Is this any way to treat the princess?!?!?!?!
Guard: Shut the $#%& up! You're not a princess!
Host: (Grunts, and then they untie him) Why the **** didn't you come
earlier?!?!?!
Guard: Well, Dumb@$$, we were on our lunch break!
Host: O_o. Well anyway, let's continue everybody we need to get rid of all
this stuff. (Then they start ripping all the queen stuff down)
BT: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. I'm the queen and I demand you to stop!
Everybody: No you're not! (The guard unties part of her hands and gives her
a gameboy)
BT: Duh. I like game.
Host: Okay, now we can get on with the show, Bear is in the lead with $400.
The categories are Tsukasa's best friend, and the famous hacker. Bear, you
pick!
Bear: Okay, I'll pick now. I choos- (Then Mimiru interrupts him)
Mimiru: Hey! YOU SOUND REALLY POUNCY, LIKE AN ENGLISH PERSON, Why are you
like that?
Bear: Shut-up, little girl!
Mimiru: No, I want a cookie!
Bear: ARRRGGGHHHH!
Mimiru: ENGLISH, ENGLISH RETARD!
Bear: Gaurds! Tie her to her chair!
(Then the Gaurds tie her to her chair)
Mimiru: Ha! Retards! You forgot something! (Pushes her face forward)
Gaurds: Ohhhhh, yeah! (They duct tape her mouth) What an idiot!
Host: Umm, everybody's tied up, so we'll just have to wait and see after
the commercial break, if we can untie them without them going crazy, I
might not quit my job. Until then, bye!