AN: Sorry about the cliff-hanger on the last chapter. I made this chapter longer to apologize for my mean act. This chapter is a little weird, it's the result of no sleep, listening to Eminem (don't ask me why, it was in the CD player), and caffeine. So be warned.
Disclaimer: Don't own anything.
Chapter 2
… a spider?
The two gundam pilots turned their heads to stare at the Shinimegami in question. They still had their guns out, just in case there was real danger lurking in the bathroom, besides the spider.
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO WAITING FOR? GET IT AWAY!" the hysterical blond screamed as she practically jumped into Hiiro's arms ( he was closest to her). Making the stoic pilot almost blush, with a nearly nude, squirming female in his arms.
"You mean, you're afraid of an itsy-bitsy teenie-weenie spider? You? The all powerful miko who nailed Wu-man with twenty pies, who set the Queen of Earth's hair on fire, who beat ME in a pie eating contest, is afraid of a spider????" a look of disbelief was on Duo's face before…
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!" a deep breath, "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!" The braided boy was rolling on the bathroom floor in laughter, plans of terrorizing the blond girl into his arms using spiders already forming in his head.
"There's nothing teeny-weenie about this spider! it's huge and hairy, get it away! If you don't get rid of that spider right now, I'll…I'll," the Shinimegami was having trouble forming words as the spider crawled closer, "I'll burn your hair down to the roots permanently!"
"Okay, okay," Duo got off of the floor, not wanting to suffer the same fate as Relena. He took a wad of toilette paper in his hand. The spider made a squishy sound as it was smashed flat against the toilette paper.
"Is it…is it gone?" the frightened bunny looked up carefully from the crook of Hiiro's neck, where she hid her face as Duo took care of the evil creature.
"Of course it's gone. Do you want to see the proof?" a sinister smile crept onto Duo's face as he held the toilette paper containing the spider's sticky insides up to Usagi's face.
"No it's not necessary, I believe you," the blonde disentangled herself from Hiiro and backed away from the dead spider and the grinning god of death.
"But you have to see it! Or else, how do you know that it's dead! See," Duo chased after Usagi as the blond bolted out the bathroom after taking one peek at the green goo inside the paper.
The cat and mouse game went around the whole dorm. Chairs were flipped over, vases smashed on the floor, as the desperate bunny tried to escape from the shinigami. Taking a chance, she jumped over the sofa. But since she was Usagi, she tripped on one of the cushions and fell tummy first on the sofa. Unfortunately (or should I saw fortunately) Duo didn't see her fall, so when he followed Usagi jumping over the sofa, he handed on the poor girl. Body stretched out over hers, and face pressed into the creamy skin of her neck.
Fate decided to embarrass the blushing Shinimegami further when the door of their dorm was rammed open. The other three gundam pilots ran in, pointing their guns straight in front. Which in this case, happened to be Duo on top of an almost naked Usagi. The three stunned boys dropped their guns. Wufei fainted from a nose bleed, Quatre blushed a bright red and started to apologize furiously, even Trowa turned a slight pink, but otherwise remained his silent self.
Hiiro calmly walked out of the bathroom while Duo got off of Usagi unwillingly. But before both boys could do anything else, a stinging slap landed on their cheeks. Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei (he woke up just in time to see the slap) all gaped at Usagi. Did she know who she slapped? She just slapped two of the most dangerous assassins on Earth?!
"Hell! What was that for?!?!" Duo cried while he rubbed his sore cheek. Hiiro just stared in shock. No one had ever slapped him before.
"Why did you two hentais break into the bathroom without knocking first?!?!" screamed by an equally mad Usagi. Before Duo was able to say anything else, the bunny walked back to the bathroom, slammed the door and started her delayed shower.
"What was that all about?" Quatre asked as he recovered from his shock.
Since Hiiro wasn't going to answer, it was left to Duo to explain the whole situation. The braided boy had to admit that it hurt his pride a lot to be slapped by a girl, but on the other hand, she certainly showed a lot of spirit, and he liked that in a girl.
"Oh," the other three pilots said simultaneously as Duo finished his tale.
"Weak onna," Wufei snickered under his breath. Too bad he didn't learn his lesson. For he suddenly smelled smoke, and before he knew it, fire was eating away his ponytail. Letting out a shrill cry that could rival Relena's, the pilot of Shenlong dashed to the kitchen and sunk his head beneath the faucet.
Usagi came out of the bathroom dressed, "What did you call me again, Wu-man?" the Shinimegami demanded as she gathered her long wet hair into a towel.
Forgetting his anger towards the girl for a moment, Duo bounced over to the blonde, giving her a high five before tossing an arm across her shoulder. "We would make a great team terrorizing people, don't you think so Wu-man?"
His only answer was a growl as the Chinese pilot came out of the kitchen, his pony tail gone. "Don't call me Wu-man, Maxwell. Or else…"
"Or else what Wu-man?" Duo dragged out the Wu-man part. Taunting the other pilot.
"Duo!" a sharp tug on his braid prevented the braided one from teasing some more. "You still owe me a dinner, remember?" Usagi asked with another tug.
"What dinner?" the said pilot asked innocently.
"The one you promised when I beat you at the pie eating contest! Have you forgotten? Or do you want your lovely braid to suffer the same fate as Relena's hair?" The grinning she devil said, as she tickled Duo's nose with the end of his own braid.
Duo gulped and visibly paled. "Of course I remember! How could I forget. What would you like?" an uneasiness filled him, he didn't like the devilish look on that angelic face at all.
"I don't feel like going out. So how about we order some pizza? Do you guys want to stay too?" Usagi asked Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei.
"Why not, since it's the braided baka who's paying," Wufei smirked while wring water out of his hair. Trowa and Quatre nodded.
"But, but, the bet was only paying for the winner only!" a tug on his braid quickly shut Duo up.
"Okay, I want five meat lovers, seven pepperoni, four cheese, six all dressed, and one Hawaiian," Usagi counted off her fingers.
The guys all had shocked expressions on their faces. Oh my Shinigami! At the rate she's gong, I'll have to hack into Relena's personal savings account to pay for this meal. Duo thought, almost having a premature heart attack.
"And twelve bottles of coke, six cartons of chicken wings, and ten packs of brownies.
Three hours, four hundred dollars, and a broke Duo later, the group finally called it a night and went to their respective rooms to rest. After all, they were just *normal* teenagers who had to go to school the next morning.
Usagi waited until after Duo and Hiiro went to their room before closing her own door. With a little Shinimegami magic, her stuff were placed at their proper places, and the walls changed from their white color to a dark crimson. Satisfied with her work, Usagi quietly walked over to her balcony and looked up at the night sky, as if searching for something.
"I call upon you Suzaku. Appear before me," the Shinimegami commanded. A dazzling red bird appeared out of the darkness and few towards Usagi.
"You called for me, my mistress?" the phoenix bowed her head.
"Suzaku, I want you to watch over three of the gundam pilots for me. Change your form into a more common bird. Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei's dorm is two doors from my right. If anything goes wrong, let me know. Do not reveal yourself," Usagi ordered before giving the beautiful bird a final pat and returned to her room.
"Byakko, I summon you, appear now!"
A teenage boy appeared this time. He has white hair and cat like eyes. But the most astonishing thing about the boy was the long furry white tail behind him.
"Yes mistress?" the boy gave a yawn. Out of all the Shikigami (in Yami no Matsuei, the Shikigamis are beast gods who are controlled by the shinigami. In this story, Usagi is able to summon all twelve of the Shikigamis.) Byakko was her favorite. Maybe it was because he acted so much like her. Preferring to slip into the mountains to take a nap than to do anything related to work.
"We have a new mission now. From today, you are to stay in your animal form and act like my pet. Our mission is to protect the five gundam pilots. Suzaku is watching over three of them. You are in charge of Duo and Hiiro when I'm unable to, understand?" Usagi explained to Byakko, only to sweat drop when she discovered that the boy was already in his tiger form, purring up a storm. Usagi sighed before climbing in between her bed covers and let sleep claim her.
Meanwhile, in the guys' room, Hiiro was busy typing on his laptop while Duo brushed his hair.
"What are you doing Hiiro? Do we have another mission?" the long haired boy asked as he put the finishing touches on his braid.
"Hn," well what did you expect? The stoic boy continued to type away.
"Do you feel that there's something different about Usagi?" Duo asked as he continued to get ready for bed. "It isn't everyday that you see a beautiful girl who has supernatural powers."
Hiiro silently agreed. There was definitely something not right with their roommate. He has been doing a background search on her, but so far, he came up with nothing. A beeping sound from Hiiro's laptop interrupted their one sided conversation. After quickly scanning the message, Hiiro turned to Duo.
"We just got a new mission from Dr. J and also some new information on Usagi."
Duo moved up to read the message on the screen. "Hiiro, I believe that you and Duo have a new roommate this year. If I am correct, her name is Tsukino Usagi. The girl is the heiress of the colony L6. Her parents died mysteriously when she was just one year old. They were believed to be assassinated. She was raised by her uncle Tatsumi Seiichiro (if you're familiar with Yami no Matsuei, Tatsumi is the secretary of Konoe, and is rumoured to be the real head of the Shinigamis. Konoe usually lets Tatsumi take care of everything) who also owns the largest computer company on Earth. When she turned ten, she was sent to live in a shrine on Earth to avoid danger and to have a normal life. Now that she reappeared again, terrorists will not hesitate to use her against the colony L6, nor her uncle's computer company, especially since Tatsumi is about to open the world's largest casino here in Sanq. If something happens to Usagi, the consequences could mean another war. Your new mission will be to protect Tsukino Usagi, do you accept? P.S. Tell the other pilots that she doesn't trust the male sex, so be gentle with her." Duo finished. "Oh great, now he tells us. It would have been so much better if we knew this before Usagi took her shower. But then again, I would never know her phobia of spiders. So Hiiro, are we going to take it?"
"Mission Accepted,"
"Why did I even bother to ask?" the younger boy sighed. "Hey! Where are you going?"
"I'm going to install a hidden camera inside her room and the bathroom," the perfect solider replied as he gathered his supplies. (Thanks Princess Lesse, she gave me this idea)
"Are you crazy?! Didn't you just read what J wrote? She doesn't trust guys. If you install a camera, she'll burn us to a crisp!" Duo used a dramatic tone as he tried to get the images of him burning out of his mind.
"Then what do you think we should do when she's alone?"
"I don't think that we should invade her privacy like that. A girl is very sensitive about what she does in private. The best way is to make sure that one of us is here in the dorm when she's by herself. That way, if something goes wrong, we won't get slapped again," Duo answered, unconsciously touching his cheek again.
"Hn," Hiiro agreed before turning off the light to slip into his bed.
"Goodnight to you to Hiiro," the braided one said before snores filled the room.
*The next morning*
*Knock, knock* "Usagi-chan! Time to get up sleepy head! We have school today, you don't want to be late on your first day of class do you?" a loud voice hollered outside of the Shinimegami's door.
"Usagi-chan? Okay, I'm coming in, I'm warning you in advance," Duo opened the door. He carefully made his way in, not wanting to get slapped again. He was left with the task of waking up the sleeping bunny, since Hiiro (the sly guy that he was) insisted that he was too busy making breakfast. Breakfast my ass, he is just afraid of getting slapped by a girl. Funny how the perfect soldier is able to destroy countless mobile suites, set his own leg, and self destruct with out a second thought, but shrinks away from the slap of a girl. Duo thought as he's eyes adjusted to the light inside the room. His breath caught in his throat as he beheld the sight in front of him. There she was, clad in a white tank top and short white silk boxers, sleeping quietly, just like Sleeping Beauty. In her arms, Usagi tightly clutched the bunny that *he gave her*. Her golden hair wasn't in its odangos. Instead it was spilled around on the bed, some framing her innocent and angelic face. Duo couldn't help but reach out and brush a strand from her eyes. He watched in fascination as the liquid gold melted through his fingers. That was when he noticed that something wasn't quite right.
"Um Hiiro, can you come here for a sec?"
When the Japanese boy came, his eyes also widened.
"Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" Duo asked.
*To be continued…*
*Hehe, I'm not that evil*
Hiiro nodded as the two pilots stared in astonishment at the white twitching tail that hung from under the bed covers.
"She didn't have a tail yesterday did she?" the braided boy wondered as he gave the tail a hard tug.
"RRRRROOOOAAAAARRRR!" was the response the two pilots got. Usagi shot up from her bed when she felt sharp tiger claws digging into her leg. Duo barley had time to react before an angry with tiger flew at him, intending on biting his nose off. Hiiro pulled out his trusty gun and aimed it at the tiger.
"Omae o korosu,"
"Don't you dare Hiiro!" Usagi leaped in front of her tiger. "What are you guys doing here anyways?"
"Get it off of me!!!" a yell came from Duo.
"Byakko, you can get off of Duo now," Usagi commanded as she pulled her pet into her arms. "Guys, meet Byakko, he's my pet tiger."
"HE?! You slapped Hiiro and I when we tried to save you, but you let a boy tiger sleep on the same bed as you?" Duo pouted, feeling a little jealous.
"Well, at least he's not an ecchi like you!" Usagi retorted.
"When did he get here anyways?" Duo asked. He made a mental note to himself: Never pull the tail of an angry tiger.
"Yesterday with the rest of my stuff, but he stayed inside of my room the whole time," Usagi explained.
"Hn, we have to hurry up or else we're going to be late," Hiiro walked out the room with Duo, while Usagi got ready.
"Hey Usagi! Do you want sausage or bacon?" Duo's words died out when he saw the blonde. "…" For once, the braided boy was at a loss of words. Even Hiiro stared in surprise.
"What? Is something wrong?" Usagi asked as she gave a piece of meat to Byakko.
"No, no, it's just that it's very unusual to see a girl wearing a guy's uniform that's all," the braided one quickly turned his eyes to his food.
"Good, because there's no way that I'm wearing that horrible maroon thing," Usagi gave a little shiver. "Which tasteless person designed it anyway?"
"Relena," both pilots answered without looking up. But they had to admit that Usagi looked incredible in their uniform. The grey suit hugged her curves closely and showed off her petite waist and long legs to perfection.
"Hn," Hiiro interrupted the quiet meal after glancing at his watch. "We're late," he said before grabbing his books. Duo and Usagi quickly shoved the rest of their food into their mouths before making a mad dash to their class, Byakko followed closely at their heels.
*In homeroom*
"Where are they? Class is about to start. It's not like Hiiro to be late," Quatre worried.
Trowa patted his shoulders to assure him.
"Knowing Maxwell and that onna, they are probably still fixing their hair right now," Wufei replied. Right after the words left his mouth, the bell rang.
"Good morning class," a young woman who was obviously the teacher walked in with Relena. The three gundam pilots all snickered as they saw Relena wearing a wig. The girl's eyes were scanning the room, no doubt looking for a certain messy haired, Prussian blue eyed boy.
"I hope that you all had a great summer. My name is…" before the teacher could finish, the door of the classroom was flung open. Two gundam pilots, one Shinimegami, and one white tiger burst in, leaning against the walls panting. Finally, after getting her breath back, Usagi straightened out and proceeded with an excuse. "Gomen nasai sensei. It was all my fault that Hiiro and Duo are late," her words were accompanied by her large tear filled baby blue eyes, that could wring anyone's heart. Her show was cut off when she took her first good look at the teacher.
"Setsuna-mama?" the name came out in a gasp. Her blue eyes locked on the time guardian's crimson eyes as her feet brought her to the older woman. A single tear fell from the sapphire eyes as the trembling blonde wrapped her arms around the green haired woman. "How? I thought that I lost you guys forever," Usagi whispered.
Setsuna hugged her chibi hime close. "Have you forgotten about reincarnation? We've all been reborn again, except for the two of you. Come on Usagi-chan. Dry those tears, today's your first day of school. Be happy. There will be a lot more surprises today," Setsuna winked before tuning back into the serious teacher.
"Hiiro, Duo, I'll excuse you two today, but make sure that you will be on time from now on. Class, we have a new student today. She is from Japan. Please introduce yourself."
"Good morning, my name is Tsukino Usagi," the blonde girl bowed. After the initial hesitation of seeing a girl in a male uniform, the male population of the class didn't waste anymore time and immediately cat calls and whistles erupted through out the room. The girls looked on either in jealously or in admiration. Usagi however wasn't effected by any of this. Looking around the class, she sent a bone chilling glare that was as effective as a bucket of ice water dumped over the guys' laps.
"Hey! You are not wearing the proper uniform!" an annoying voice screeched behind Usagi. The Shinimegami didn't even have to look behind her to know who the irritating voice belonged to.
"I don't se any rules that said girls can't wear a guy's uniform, your majesty," Usagi drawled out. Enjoying the enraged look on Relena's face.
Setsuna looked on in amusement. It seemed that her hime had changed a little during the one thousand years.
"Tsukino-san, you may take the seat between Duo and Hiiro," Setsuna pointed to the only untaken seat in the room.
The male students all glared at the two said boys in envy. Hiiro gave his trade mark glare which quickly scared the others. Duo on the other hand, had a little smirk on his face that clearly said: back off, she's mine. Usagi just quietly took her seat, trying not to attract anymore undesired attention.
"Now, continuing from where I left off. My name is Meiou Setsuna. I will be your homeroom teacher as well as the history teacher. Since today is the first day of class, the director of this academy, Miss Relena will be giving a welcoming speech for class." Setsuna nodded at Relena as she set down.
"I would like to welcome you to the Sank Academy. As you all know, the Sank Kingdom is a pacifist nation. We hope that you will all enjoy this peaceful environment that we offer you, and benefit from our teachings of peace. Before I begin, I just want everyone to give a standing ovation to the gundam pilots, especially pilot 01 for saving the world from destruction," Relena said as she made everyone stand up.
What a loser, Usagi thought to herself as she saw Relena blew a kiss to Hiiro out of the corner of her eyes.
As Relena continued to blab about peace, Usagi started to doodle on her notebook.
"Pisst, Usagi," Duo whispered trying to her attention. "How did you know the teacher?"
"She's a friend of the family. I haven't seen her for a long time," Usagi whispered back.
"But, why did you call her -mama?"
"When I was young, my parents died. And she took care of me like I was her own daughter,"
"Oh," Duo said to himself as he felt that Usagi didn't want to say anymore on this subject.
God, this is so boring the blonde girl thought to herself as she yawned.
"Usagi!" Relena suddenly stopped her speech to snap at the yawning girl. "Have you been paying attention to what I have said?"
"Of course I have Miss Relena. How could I not. After all, only your speeches could be so inspiring," Usagi said sarcastically, a bored expression on her face. Not to mention that your voice is loud enough to raise the dead.
"Why thank you. Since you liked it so much, then I hope that you wouldn't mind repeating everything I have said from the beginning of the class, would you?" Relena asked smugly, thinking that she could humiliate the other girl in front of everyone.
"Not at all," if this was a game, then Usagi would play it to the end. Clearing her voice dramatically, the golden blonde grabbed everyone's attention as she imitated Relena's snobbish ways.
Making her voice a few pitches higher, Usagi mimicked Relena's shrikes perfectly as she started:
" Hey! You are not wearing the proper uniform!
"I would like to welcome you to the Sank Academy. As you all know, the Sank Kingdom is a pacifist nation. We hope that you will all enjoy this peaceful environment that we offer you, and benefit from our teachings. Before I begin, I just want everyone to give a standing ovation to the gundam pilots, especially pilot 01 for saving the world from destruction…"
A few muffled laughter could be heard as Usagi acted out every gesture the Queen of Earth made. Relena's face turned purple as the tables were turned. The blonde bunny recited word by word Relena's speech on peace. There wasn't a single wrong word as Usagi neared the end of the fifty minutes lecture.
"Enough! How dare you make fun of me!" a cry cut of Usagi's performance. Relena lost her temper, forgetting that she was in front of the class.
Putting a hand to her mouth, Usagi had a perfectly shocked expression. " Oh my Miss Relena, how could you say that? I just did what you asked me to do," tears glittered in those wide blue eyes, adding to the effects of a hurt little girl.
"I don't care, you are gong to have detention…" Relena's words were disrupted when a certain white tiger ripped away her long maroon skirt before running away.
Good work Byakko! Usagi laughed to herself. She hadn't even noticed when her pet tiger stole away from underneath her desk.
"AHHHH! Someone cover my virgin eyes!" Duo screamed beside her dramatically as he buried his head on Usagi's lap and started whimpering. Usagi was about to push him off when she saw Hiiro faint from the corner of her eyes. Wufei was desperately shoving kleenx up his nose to stop the blood, while muttering curses in Chinese about a certain psychotic, obscene Queen of the World. Quatre was hiding beneath his desk praying to god. Trowa said something Usagi couldn't hear, it was along the lines of: Please let this be a nightmare. Confusion was written all over her face because of the pilots strange behaviours. Turing her head, Usagi's jaws dropped when she saw the sight in front.
When Relena turned to catch Byakko and her skirt, she presented the whole class with a perfect view of her pink lacy thong. That wasn't the scariest part. It was the large tattoo of Hiiro Yuy's head on one of Relena's naked cheeks that knocked out the gundam pilots, not only that, but the words, "Omae o korosu" were tattooed beneath the head.
"NOOO!! This was suppose to be a surprise on our wedding night!" Relena howled out when she noticed that her secret had been exposed. If things couldn't get more chaotic, a red falcon flew threw the window and snapped up Relena's wig, revealing her new crew cut. A second later, Relena disappeared through the door, screaming as she went. The bell rang, dismissing the class.
"Usagi, can you stay for a minute?" Setsuna called out.
"Yeah sure," the blonde answered as she walked towards the teacher, still chuckling secretively. The five pilots followed closely, all of them still a little shaky from the earlier incident, especially Hiiro.
"Alone please," Setsuna said, looking at the five boys. All were a little reluctant to leave, since it was their mission to protect Usagi.
"Don't worry, I promise to return her safe and sound," the green haired teacher promised.
The gundam pilots nodded and left the room, but not before Hiiro gave Setsuna a glare that promised death if even one hair is missing form Usagi's head.
Wrapping her hime in a tight hug, the guardian of time let a few tears of happiness fall from her eyes. "It's been so long."
"I've missed you so much Setsuna-mama," Usagi whispered quietly. Using the nick name that she and Hotaru called her. "How are the others? Are they here too?"
"They are all reborn, but only I kept my memories and powers. That was a very big sacrifice you made when you granted them the chance to live normal lives."
"They deserved it, but Setsuna-mama, how come you didn't forget?" Usagi asked in confusion.
"Well, someone has to guard the gates of time. And plus, I have to watch over my two little daughters don't I? How are you two doing?" Setsuna asked with a little pinch on Usagi's nose.
"We're doing fine. I'm working as a Shinimegami and Hota-chan works in the judging department, but we don't get to see each other that often because of my missions. By the way, what are the others doing, and what about Luna and Artemis? I really want to meet them again in their human forms!"
"I'm sure that you'll be able to see all of them today," Setsuna had a mysterious look on her face. But if one looked closely, you could see the amused twinkle in her eyes.
"You mean that they're all students here too?"
"They're here, but not exactly as students."
"What do you mean?" Usagi asked, bewilderment written all over her face.
"You'll seen soon enough. Right now you better go, or else you'll be late to your next class," the green haired teacher said as she gave Usagi a little peck on the cheek. "We'll talk later, you better go back to those five cute hunks of yours before they come in and drag you out."
Walking out the door, Usagi had a thoughtful look on her face. What does she mean that they're not students? She was so lost in her thoughts that she didn't notice, until it was to late the large group of boys from her class swarming around her.
"Miss Usagi, are you doing anything tonight?"
"May I have the honor of walking you to your next class?"
"Yo babe, what's your number?"
"No, no, and don't call me babe your jerk!" Usagi answered coldly as she tried to push her way out of the crowd of sweaty boys. Out of the corner of her eyes, she saw the five gundam pilots watching her closely. They all had protectiveness in their eyes, but was that spark of jealousy in Duo's violet orbs? A rough hand pulled her away from her observation.
"Let go of my arm," a dangerously calm shinimegami said to the unfortunate soul who dared to touch her.
"Not until you agree to go out with me," a rude voice said close to the blondes' ear, it was the same person who called her babe, and asked for her phone number.
Quickly loosing her patience and temper, Usagi was about to give the idiot a piece of her mind ( and fist) when someone else pulled the offending hand away from her arm.
"Watch where you put your hands buddy," the chilling voice of Shinigami said as angry amethyst eyes stared down at the other guy who Duo recognized as Vince, a well known player. Vince was at the mercy of the pilot of Deathscythe as the braided youth tightened his hold on the offending hand. "Didn't your mother ever teach you that it's impolite to touch a lady against her will?" the voice of death whispered as Vince winced under the excruciating pressure on his arm. "Now apologize to her right now."
"I'm…I'm sorry Usagi," Vince gasped out. The other would be suitors quickly backed away, allowing Hiiro, Quatre, Trowa, and Wufei to quickly move towards the trio. Their glares were enough to drive away the rest of the crowd.
"This isn't over yet Maxwell! I always get what I want," Vince said as Duo released him.
"Thank you Duo," Usagi said quietly as she walked away. "So what do we have next guys?"
"Well, we have biology, lunch, gym, then chemistry," Quatre answered as he checked the schedule. "Hey, what's going on there?" the Arabian pointed to the front. A group of guys were trying to peek inside the girls' locker room.
"Dud, what's going on here?" Duo asked one of the on lookers.
"Don't you know? The rumour has it that the hot new chick Usagi is changing for gym right now," some random guy answered without turning around.
"I think that you guys got the wrong information, because the hot new chick Usagi is going to have biology next," the said blonde calmly answered in a deadly tone.
All the peeping toms froze, and slowly turned around to see a glaring Usagi surrounded by five non amused gundam pilots. Tired of being spied, chased, and harassed by men, Usagi decided to stop it once and for all. Without a warning, she grabbed a certain braided baka by the collar and pulled the shocked boy down for a hot, passionate, soul shattering kiss. Finally releasing the dazed boy after a good long five minutes of lip locking, the crafty blonde bunny looked at the group of heart broken boys. "Sorry guys, but I already have a boyfriend," were the only words she spoke before walking towards bio class.
"Guys?" Duo asked in a weak voice, "catch me," as his knees gave out from under him. Damn, what a kiss! That could have melted the south pole!
"Maxwell! How dishonourable it is to let that onna to take advantage of you!" Wufei ranted.
"You're just jealous Wu-man, because she kissed me and not you," the braided one teased as he got up from the floor with the help of Quatre.
"Maxell, how many times do I have to tell you not to call me Wu-man?!" A red faced Wufei pulled out his precious katana out of nowhere.
The other three pilots sweat dropped as they watched Wufei wave his katana while chasing a laughing Duo down the hall, leaving the innocent bystanders running for their lives.
When Trowa, Quatre, and Hiiro finally walked into the biology class, Usagi was already in her seat, with Duo and Wufei playing Duck, Duck, Goose around her (in other words, they are chasing each other in circles).
Thankfully, the bell stopped the senseless game.
"Good morning class. Welcome to human biology," the quiet voice of the teacher said as she walked in.
Ami-chan! Usagi thought as she stared at the young woman in disbelief. This was what Setsuna-mama meant when she said that they weren't students! Usagi pondered as she looked she looked at the twenty years old young woman.
"I see that we have a new student this year. I hope that you will enjoy this class Usagi-san," Ms. Mizuno smiled kindly. "We are going to begin the year by studying the human reproduction system. Now, who can tell me the difference between a boy and a girl?" the blue haired genius asked her class of sixteen years olds, hormone driven teenagers.
This is going to be a long mission, Usagi groaned to herself.
AN: Sorry to all the Hiiro and Usagi lovers. I'm for Hiiro 100%. But I feel sorry for poor Duo-chan who's been missing in all the actions. But DO NOT WORRY, I promise that my next fic is going to be a Hiiro + Usagi story. And I think that the next one will be as crazy as this one, if not more so. Anyway, please continue to review! I hate school, someone kill me now. I already spent 200 freaking dollars on only 2 freaking books! I hate school!