I am SOOOO sorry for not updating soon enough. You see like a month ago my computer had a complete system malfunction and I had to delete everything off my computer. Then I had reboot it which for most people only takes about an hour or two. Unfortunately when my dad bought the stupid computer it already had Microsoft office on it so I that's why I haven't updated. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Also I want to tell you that chapter 4 : Rule # 1 don't get me pissed was WAY to short for my liking so I deleted it (I hope) and have converted it over to this longer chapter. Well that all for now folk!! (I always wanted to say that) Now on with the fic!!

Disclaimer: I do not, and will never own Inuyasha or any of the other characters from Inuyasha. . . . . . . . . BUT I CAN DO WHAT EVER I WANT TO THEM MUAhAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

The real Chapter 4: Rule # 1 don't get me pissed

~~~~~LAST TIME~~~~~~~ "Feh Ya right" said Kaoru 'Sho knows first hand that some little pup isn't gonna push him around'" What the Hell did you just say to me? So you must want me to Mess up that pretty little face of yours" Rina said" Ya right like so weak little RUNT like you is any match for me" ' though you are kinda .'" Ya? Well bring it you stupid little bitch-oh- shit!!" Rina just noticed the mark on Kaoru's forehead 'SHIT I'M SO SCREWED'

'shit shit shit shit SHIT!!!!!!' Rina screamed in her head

(an: since inu's not in this fic I just had to make Kaoru like him, poor fluffy-chan)

" What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?" Kaoru mocked

After he said that Rina's temper started to flare

' Deep breaths, deep breaths, you wouldn't want to hurt his cute face now would I? HUH?! I so didn't just say hot I said ohh dam it all, Kami save me pleaze?'

Just then Trina came to again and her and Sho both slipped out of the room with out being noticed

"Milady I don't really think we should have left them there" a worried Sho said

"Sho I have taught my son well don't worry, Oh why hello Sesho darling"

Sho silently dismissed himself and left to else where leaving the mates to talk privately (no you sick minded people not THAT kind of private) Sesshomaru walked up to his mate and embraced her in a hug w/ a chaste kiss.

"What did you do? I can see it in your eyes that you are planning some thing what is it?" said Sesshomaru

" why what ever do you mean my love?" Trina answered back innocently

" I mean the last time I saw that look on your face your cousin ended up in locked in a closet for five hours and the end result was two mated demons and one on the way' Sess stated matter of factly

"Yes and if they wanted to the could of gotten out of that closet just fine" Trina said with a smug look that says You-no-I'm-right-so-just-give- up

"Hmm I don't know what your planning for YOUR son but-"(Sess is still mad at him)

"WAIT! MY son?" "What did he do this time?"

"I had to talk to him about his current mating situation"

"Oh, I took care of that already!"

(A/N: they are walking down the corridor to Sesshomaru's Study/library)

"What? You don't mean the girl that Sho brought are you?

"Well yes I was, why? Are you saying my judgment in people is bad?!"

"Well she, we don't even know her name, nor what clan she belongs too, and what if she is already intended?"

"Well it would be a greater honor if it were to OUR son"

Right then a huge crash was heard down in the southern corridor (there in the Northeastern one)

~~~~Mean while with Koaru and Rina

"What's wrong? Cat got your tongue?" Kaoru mocked

After he said that Rina's temper started to flare

'Deep breaths, deep breaths, you wouldn't want to hurt his cute face now would I? HUH?! I so didn't just say hot I said ohh dam it all, Kami save me pleaze?'

"What the HELL did you say to me!?"

"You heard me ya wimpy wolf!" (T_T);;;;;;;;;;;;

"You better take that back you stupid stuck-up MUTT!"

"Hea, at least I don't smell 10-times worse than a human" 'ok so maybe that was an exaggera-'

With the last comment Rina tackled Koaru into the wall with her amazing speed (she inherited from her dad along with her quick mouth, lets just hope not his stubbornness)

"Don't you EVER say that again!" Rina all but snarled in his face

As Rina started to walk away Koaru kicked her in the back. Soon all you could see was a furry of royal blue (Rina's outfit like Ranma's when he's a she ^_^), black (Koaru's hair, clothes look like Naraku's when he's not wearing baboon pelt) and the ocassonal snarl, yelp, or curse. Basically it looked like those giant balls of dust whe people fight in the Loony Tunes, till they separated and were standing at different ends of the room

"Aww is the paw wittle puppy gettin twiered?"

'That BITCH!' "You Bitch!"

As Rina was running at full speed at Koaru she faled to notice his tail as it shot out in front of him.

'What is he planning, why is he just standing there?' "a-oof"

As Rina tripped she went flying into the shoji-door, but not before she unconsiusley latching onto Koaru and taking him with her.

When the dust cleared a very interesting sight laid before the Lord and Lady of the West. There laid Koaru on his back with Rina on top of him with her arms around his neck and Koaru with his arms around her back above her tail and his tail wrapped around her protectively.

Slowly Rina sat up, one hand on Koaru's chest the other gripped her head.

"My head" Rina groaned and tried to sit up even more till she heard a low growl. She then looked down to see HER straddling KOARU!!!! But unfortunately in her haste to get up Koaru's hands slipped down to Rina's rear.

~~~~~Koaru's POV

As an instant reflex when waking up Koaru flexed his claws which were now on Rina's rear end. His eye's shot open when he heard a sharp intake of breath and noticed the abnormal weight and warmth on top of him.

The next thing he new he was staring into beautiful large Aqua-Marine eyes

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~There Ya go howed ya like? Hahahahahaha nope I'm not done yet~~

Then he noticed just who was on top of him and where his hands were, on her rear. He then got a perverted smile that could outdo the Great Miroku (shock!!!!!!!)

~~~~~~Rina's POV Her eye's widened when she felt two warm hands on her but. She took a sharp intake of breath when she felt him squeeze again and his eye's open to stare directly into a never ending pool of Goldish-Bronze.

Then she noticed the perverted smile on his face when she noticed her position and just who she was straddling.

Right then Trina, Sesshomaru and Sho arrived at the scean

Sorry for the Cliffy

Hey well I'll update soon probably tomoro

Ice Wolf: Well that was a good place to end

:Koaru: I'll say I rather like the position I'm in

Rina: Well that opinion only goes one way

Koaru: Aww come on YOU no you love straddling me!

Rina: No I don't (starts to blush)

Ice: well I'll leave you two love birds to talk while I go chase that lama (starts walking off in the direction on a lama)

Ice: Here lama, lama

Rina & Koaru: .... (T_T);;;;;;;;; (^_^);;;;;;;;;; Pleaz r/r

Ice Wolf