Chapter 2 (Author#2 Gaby-Chan) UNDER THE SEA [NOW: RIGHT HERE WITH ME] (Sang by: Everyone except Yusuke)

"I must fight for no good reason at all!" Yusuke shouted. "Yusuke don't do it," Keiko said, "stay here with me." They heard random music start to play in the background. Kuwabara grabbed a mike and sang.

Kuwabara: We're stepping' in We're not stepping' out We're gonna step aside and let Keiko Pick up the style Uhhh! Show them it! Uhhh!

Just look at the places around you Right here on the street floor Such wonderful things around you What more are you looking' for?

Keiko: Right here with me, right here with me Darling it's better down where it's not so bloody Take it from me Up in the stadium they bleed all day Out in the sun they sweat away While we're devoting Full time to not dying Right here with me

Hiei: Huh, we're gonna make it so Watch out!

Boton: Down here all your friends are happy As off through the city they walk The youkai in the stadium ain't happy They're sad cuz they have a death wish

But youkai in the stadium are lucky They're in for a worser fate One day when Toguro gets hungry

Kuwabara, Hiei, Koenma, Yuji, and Kurama: Guess whose gon be on the plate

Keiko: Right here with me, right here with me Nobody beat us Fry us or eat us, infrankacy Where Toguro loves to cook Right here with me you're off the hook We got no troubles Life is the bubbles Right here with me (right here with me), right here with me (right here with me)

Since life is sweet here We got the beat here naturally (naturally) Even the youkai and the humans They get the urge to start to play We got the spirit You got to hear it Right here with me

Yukina: The Jin plays the flute The Yukina play the harp The Hiei play the base and they're sounding sharp The Chu plays the brass The Kuwabara play the tub The Genkai is the duchess of soul The Kurama he can play the lings on the strings The Seiryu rocking' out The Byakko he sings The Boton and the Koenma They know where it's at And oh that Rando blow!

Keiko: Right here with me, right here with me Right here with me, take it from me Up where the Toguro loves to cook Right here with me we're off the hook We got no troubles Life is the bubbles Right here with me

"How is it," Yusuke asked, "that if I'm with you I don't get hurt?" Keiko pondered that for a second then answered in this way, "Well the thingies would attack me and you would get really, really, really mad and beat them up and most likely kill them in one hit." She smiled cheerfully and the music started to play again.

Keiko is still singing, but now Hiei, Koenma, Kuwabara, Yuji, and Kurama are singing what is in parenthesis: Right here with me (right here with me), right here with me (right here with me)

When there is peace It is music to me

What do they got a lot of cool stuff We got a hot Urameshi band Each little Sam here knows how to jam here, right here with me (right here with me) Each little Thug here caught in a rug here, right here with me (right here with me) Each thing of mail here knows how to wail here That's why it's hotter right here with me Yeah, we in luck here Down in the non-violence here Right here with me

All: Woo!

"I don't want to fight anymore!" Yusuke announced and everyone rejoiced. Then Yusuke went back to the Dark Tournament during the night and beat up some more youkai and came back all hurtfulness and Keiko beat him up.