ELP: I AM FINALLY BACK! I OWN NOTHING! THANK YOU FOR WAITING! IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
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Ken blinked. Something was wrong...... Walker sighed.
" Does anyone want to know anything about their future, or save it for when you grow up?" Ken nodded.
" Okay, sure." Walker sat down, yawning.
" Well, let's see...... You become a detective, but your boss makes you do almost impossible jobs, such as stopping some sort of invasion, take down a king pin, or take a case that would last for weeks. He's evil..... Anyway, you marry Miyako, have 2 kids, and have a nice home in the city. You have more tattoos then some of the people you fight, and Wormmon helps out with everyone. Mom and dad own a hand crafted sewing center. No idea why..... Also, you play the bass and vocals for the band called the Dragons. Hey, I didn't think of the name, don't even ask me why. Plus, in your spare time, you and Miyako fight Bionic Derms. Their pretty weird. Half Bull, half human, All barbarian. They were born from the fire and molten rock, So poor Keroline and Kaiser can't really do much against them with magic." Ken nodded, trying to keep his eyebrow from raising.
" I know that there's more, but I can't really finger it......... Oh yeah! You died when you were 13." Ken's eyes flew open. What was going on??!?!
" WHAT???!?!?!" He yelled, standing up. Walker smiled.
" You died. You were killed. Don't you remember your own chant?" Ken slowly sat back down, remembering slowly.
" Oh, I see........ Okay, I know what you mean now, I think. I hope that's it." Walker nodded.
" Well, I'm not even going to tell you about your university years. Well, maybe one story. Miyako, Takeru, my friend John and I had just graduated from University. So, we went to John's farm, and in the night, we were roasting marshmallows. Well, I swear Miyako started it, we started to fling burning and flaming marshmallows at each other. So, John said, hit me straight in the neck. I did. He chased me from one end of the farm to the other, a big burn mark on his neck going down from where the marshmallow had slid off. Miyako caught the whole thing on tape." Blood Eagle laughed.
" I remember that. I did fling a burning marshmallow at you. I pegged you straight...... I better not even say it......" Walker laughed nervously.
" Yeah, better not. And you kids don't get any ideas, okay?" Walker looked down at Wayne and Akaimia. They smiled sweetly. Too sweetly.
" We won't." They said in unison, looking down and snickering deviously.
" I don't trust them......" Walker muttered to Blood Eagle. She snickered, pulling out a tape labeled: Stupid farm chase after University. Walker's eyes went wide.
" You wouldn't dare." Blood Eagle nodded, looking to the others.
" Anybody got a VCR?" Ken nodded.
" At my house. Let's go." Walker groaned.
" This is embarrassing." Blood Eagle laughed.
" Yup." When they all were transported to the real world, they all landed in Ken's room. Walker stood up, and hit his head on the roof, which was only about 6'5. He crouched over, groaning.
" Ouch. Let's just get this over with before I die of embarrassment." Everyone walked into the living room, and sat somewhere. Ken placed the tape in, and hit play.
*TAPE*
It was a farm, the barn way in the background. It was dark, but a roaring fire was in the middle of 2 benches. Walker{ Who will now be Ken} And Blood Eagle{ Who will now be Miyako} sat on opposite benches, while Takeru and John sat opposite on another. Basically, John and Miyako sat together, while Ken and Takeru sat together. They were all roasting marshmallows.
" Finally, University is done! Now I can become a detective." Ken stated, yawning. Miyako pulled her flaming marshmallow out of the fire, and glanced between Ken and the marshmallow.
" Hey, Ken, heads UP!" Ken snapped to attention as a flaming marshmallow came pelting out at him. It hit him where it hurt. Ken leapt up and swiped it off, putting out the fire on his pants. Ken looked back at Miyako, who was loading another marshmallow. He flung his at her, getting her shoulder. They were actually laughing. Takeru and John shrugged, and started to chuck flaming marshmallows at each other, laughing. When there was only one marshmallow left, and everyone had been hit, Ken grabbed it and light it dangerously, letting it boil to a massive size.
" Hey Ken, bet you can't hit me in the neck!" John exclaimed, lifting his chin. Ken smirked.
" Bet I can." He flung the marshmallow, and hit John right on the neck. It slowly slithered off, leaving a burn mark. John started to chase Ken, running all around the barn, the stock, over the cow, even on horseback. Meanwhile, Takeru and Miyako were laughing their heads off, tears in their eyes.
*END OF TAPE*
Walker and Miyako snickered a little bit, while the others laughed a lot.
" I can't believe we would do something like that!" Miyako laughed, wiping her eyes. Ken nodded.
" We must have been having fun. Do you have anymore?" He asked. Blood Eagle shook her head.
" No, sorry. Is anybody getting that weird vibe?" She asked suddenly, shivering. Everyone looked around.
" Mommy, do you mean the cold feeling?" Blood Eagle nodded at Wayne.
" Then both of us are getting it. Wait, I think something is going to happen....." POOF!!! In an instant, everyone had disappeared.
When Ken landed on 2 feet, he looked around. Everyone was there, in a very nice home. Carpets, couches, at least 3 rooms, and an island stove kitchen. Walker laughed.
" Hey, we're home!" He exclaimed, slumping down in a chair, smiling. Everyone sat down, Akaimia and Wayne running around a few times, thankful to be home.
" You have a nice home." Said Davis. It was the first time he had talked since the Primary Village incident. Blood Eagle blushed.
" Thanks." The phone then rang, and Walker was extremely hesitant for picking it up. When he did, his face dropped.
" Ken! Listen, we've got trouble. Someone is holding a girl hostage at the Ton' Hotel. She's the daughter of the owner. You have to save. I'll pay you well for this. You'll know the criminal when you see him. He's about 6'7, white male, with a dragon tattoo on his back. He has a facial correction, around the jaw. Please, hurry!!!!" Walker slammed the phone down, leapt out of the chair, and disappeared into his room. He came back all in black, with a trench coat.
" What's in the coat?" Ken asked, staring. Walker opened the trench coat. It was filled with hand guns, and one sniper rifle.
" It's a hostage situation. I've got to go. Stay here." And he ran out the door. Blood Eagle slumped down in the chair, and sighed.
" Oh boy....... Akaimia, could you get the first aid kit for when your dad comes back?" Akaimia nodded, and ran to get the kit. Ken blinked.
" Why are you getting the health kit?" He asked, watching Akaimia hand the kit to Blood Eagle. She sighed.
" It's a hostage situation. The last hostage situation he went to, he got shot 5 times in the leg just to save a rich guy. At least he got paid really well on that one. 8 thousand for the mission, 2 thousand for the bonus, and they paid for his medical bill. He was on crutches for a while. One case we all hate is when Bob assigns him to a serial killer case. They bring in about 100 000, but they go on for a while, and once we nearly got killed. That one brought in 150 000. It's hard because when they call him in to duty, it's never expected. Plus, he comes home dead tired, and usually injured." Blood Eagle sighed, and went to the kitchen, opening the fridge.
" Would anyone like some coke?" She called, grabbing a can for herself. Akaimia dashed up, almost tripping over her own 2 feet.
" Yes please!" She called, sliding up beside her mom on the wood floor that only existed in the kitchen. Blood Eagle grabbed her a can, and they walked back to the living room, sitting down again. Everyone was staring oddly.
" I like coke." Ken nodded and then turned to Blood Eagle.
" Do you have any more tapes of anything stupid we ever did?" He asked, thinking of the stupid things they might have done. Blood Eagle laughed.
" A whole cupboard full of tapes, videos, a Video Camera, and some extra film. Are you kidding me? We did more stupid stuff on tape then we did off of it! They're all in that cupboard that's different then the others near the TV." Miyako and Ken bent down near the cupboards, and opened one. It was stuffed with tapes. Miyako picked one that was labeled: Escape from the crazy fan girls. Ken blinked.
" I think this one is of me....." Blood Eagle took the tape and popped it into the VCR.
" Yup. I think we were 18 here....."
*TAPE*
" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ken screamed as he dashed around the corner, Miyako taping it all. Behind him was a rush of fan girls, all trying to catch up. You could hear Miyako's snickering in the background as Ken dashed into the ally, still being filmed from the front view. Ken leapt into the garbage dump, and the fan girls passed, still looking for him. Ken leapt of the garbage dump, and peeled a banana off of his shoe then took off, Miyako following. They reached the park, and sat down, taping everything around them. The camera then zoomed on Ken.
" You stink." Ken laughed sarcastically.
" Well, I just leapt into a garbage dump, and I don't mean your head." He got a good smack on the back of the head for that one.
" Shut up. Oh, and I hate to say this, but they found you...." Ken looked behind him, and screamed again, taking off with a clap of dust, the fan girls following. The camera was rested on a lid, and Miyako was now seen.
" You'd think he'd know by now that fan girls are as evil as Keroline is a-"
" Miyako, if you call me that one more time, I'll rip you in 2!!!!" Came Keroline's voice. Miyako mouthed a word. Here are the words, use the first letters to spell it all out...... Sport, Language, Uncanny, Tanned. Miyako smirked.
" And that's the truth people!"
*END OF TAPE*
" Oh man, she got so mad at me when I showed her the tape. She tried to beat me over the head with an iron pole three times...... Well, keep looking for more, these are quite funny, and some are really freaky." Ken picked out one that said: The scariest moment of the age this was recorded. Blood Eagle sweat dropped.
" I remember this.... Oye, this one is weird."
*TAPE*
The Ichijouji home. Still nice and clean. Miyako was taping Ken.
" Ken, stop frowning, smile or something!" Ken shrugged, and then his ears twitched.
" Do you hear that?" He asked, looking around.
" What? You mean that weird sound?" Ken nodded.
" I'll go check it out." Ken walked down the hall, and then screaming was heard.
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
" GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaiser.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ken came running back, screaming and running around, and then flat into the wall, falling down.
" IT WOULDN'T HAVE KILLED TO KNOCK!!!!!!" Keroline yelled, slamming the door. Ken was covering his eyes, stumbling around blind.
" My eyes! My poor eyes...... AND GET OFF MY BED!!!!!" He suddenly yelled, getting off the ground.
" What's going on?" Miyako asked, placing the camera on the table. She peered around the corner, looking both ways.
" Well, at least the noise is gone. What did you do that made Keroline and Kaiser- Wait, are they?!?!" Ken nodded, shivering and making a face of disgust.
" They better get off my bed. "
*END OF TAPE*
Blood Eagle laughed, shaking her head.
" Oye, that was crazy. I didn't get to tape it, but after that, he went to get the sledge hammer out of the spare room, and Ryan and Acara were doing the same thing...... Poor Ken, he was blind for the whole week. That was quite freaky." Ken gulped.
" That must have been traumatizing." Blood Eagle nodded.
" Yup. Whoa! 11:00 already? Kids, get to bed! I can't believe I forgot!" Blood Eagle rushed them to bed, despite their not wanting to go to bed.
" Well, that's taken care of. Here, I'll take Cody to the spare room." Blood Eagle picked up the sleeping Cody, and tucked him in the spare bedroom, closing the door and the lights. She returned to find Miyako reading the label to another tape. It was labeled: Taped police Slams. Blood Eagle smirked.
" That's all of Ken's busts that were crazy and recorded. Pop it in, it's real funny near the end." Davis placed the tape in, and they all sat back to watch it.
*Tape, playing to the tune of Bad Boys*
Ken pulled over a drunken driver with a gun. It was late at night, and he only had a small tazer to subdue any attackers. He walked over to the car, and looked in the window. His partner is calling for some back up, since he was only equipped with a tazer as well.
" Sir, I believe you were speeding. Would you please step of the car." The door opened, and the drunken man came out, pointing the gun at Ken.
" Leave him alone, Joe Joe! And let me go!" The man turned around.
" Shut up, girl!" Ken grabbed the gun, twisted around, and shoved the man into the car with his back, pulling the gun out of his hand. He pulled out the tazer, and jabbed it into the man's side, making him twitch down to the ground, not being able to move. Ken slapped on the handcuffs, and threw the guy in the back seat of the police car, slamming the door. He then walked over to the car, and shinned his flash light inside.
" Ma'am, I'm going to ask you to step out of the car." The woman stepped out of the car. She wasn't drunk.
" Okay, I'm hoping that you make this easy for me. Are you carrying any drugs or alcohol?" The woman nodded.
" About 2 grams of cocaine and some crack. Put Joe Joe away for good, he's a bad person. Here, take all the stuff. I don't need it, I was just a hostage." Ken nodded, and they took everything out of the car, and placed it as evidence for something. Ken sat in the car, and sighed.
" This is gonna be a long friggin' case......"
*TAPE STOPS*
Walker walked in the door, holding a gun in his hand. Miyako blinked.
" Honey, are you okay?" She asked, standing up. He laughed a short laugh.
" Bang. That's it. Bang. I accidentally took Wayne's play gun, and when I shot at him when he was running, I poked him in the eye with the word Bang and a stick and paper. Oye, he was crying! Oh well. Okay, I got 10 thousand for mission complete, 2 thousand for the return of the girl, and 8 thousand for a work on call op bonus. Basically, 20 thousand all together. Hey, and I didn't even get shot once! I'll get it on one of my paychecks. I'm crashing. Are the kids in bed?" Blood Eagle nodded, smirking.
" Of course. Oh, and the little Cody is sleeping in the spare room. Okay, I know I'm not everyone's mother in this room, but everyone is going to bed! Oh, I totally forgot about Lil' Ken! Here, you go sleep in the spare room. Okay, Lil' Ken and Davis sleep in the spare room, Ken and Takeru sleep in Wayne's room, and the girls sleep in Akaimia's room. Hurry up with it, too." Blood Eagle commanded, pointing to the people. Everyone nodded.
When Kari and Miyako stepped into the room, a small lamp was on, and Akaimia was reading with a big pair of glasses like Miyako's. The title of the book was: Digimon, Season 2, by Takeru Takashi. Kari smiled a little bit, and when Akaimia looked up, she blinked.
" Hi. Oh, the sleeping bags are in the closet over there. I'm too lazy to get it right now." Miyako opened the closet, and pulled out 2 sleeping bags and some pillows. Akaimia was still reading, flipping a page just as the sleeping bags were laid down.
" Well, I'm done the chapter now. I'll shut the light off." Akaimia took off her glasses, setting them on the table, and then she shut the light, still awake.
" Hey, I've got a question......" Akaimia started, waiting for an answer.
" Shoot." Miyako replied, hands behind her head.
" What's it like to be a Digidestined?" She asked, staring at the ceiling.
" Well, you're always relied on to save the world, make sure everything is right, that kind of stuff. And if something goes wrong, Digimon yell at you. You have a lot a responsibility, and when you're not saving the Digital World, your saving the Real World. And if you're not saving anything, your trying to catch up on sleep or baby-sitting little Digimon, or repairing stuff." Kari answered, closing her eyes. Akaimia laughed a little bit.
" So that's all you did?" Miyako smiled.
" Pretty much. Right now, we're not saving anything, really. What we're really trying to do is figure out what brought us hear." Akaimia blinked.
" Well, I don't think it's anything evil, or you would all be in a lot of trouble by now. I dunno. I've got a couple pictures of my parents when they were a little younger, if you want to see them." Akaimia turned on her lamp, and pulled out some pictures. Miyako and Kari sat beside Akaimia, and looked at the pictures.
" This is when they were 18, at the Halloween bash at the school. They didn't need a costume....." Akaimia showed them the picture. It was of Ken and Miyako. Ken had long hair in a ponytail, his face disfigured into a vampire's face by nature, wearing all dark clothing. Beside him, her arm looped in his, was Miyako, in a blood red dress, her face like the demon she was. Their eyes were the same, except the color was different. Ken's eyes were shot yellow with the black, and Miyako's were red with the black. Miyako groaned.
" Yup, that's me alright. No wonder I had red eye in all my pictures...." She snickered, watching Akaimia flip the page. This one was a little younger. Ken was giving Miyako a piggy back ride around a bright park. They were laughing, Ken's hair still long. Akaimia flipped the picture, and there was another one. Ken was leaping into the air, Miyako following, very angry, a large steel pipe in her hand. Ken looked afraid. Akaimia yawned, and pulled out a tape from her drawer. It was labeled: Attack of the Giant Spider. Akaimia smiled.
" This one is crazy. This is when Mom and Dad were exploring caves with their friends, and they got stuck with a crazy spider. I'm serious, it's really freaky! Tomorrow, we'll watch the tape. I guess I'll see you in the morning?" She said, Miyako and Kari getting back in the sleeping bags.
" Yup. See you in the morning." Akaimia shut the light, and they fell asleep, Kari the only one not snoring like a hound.
When everyone awoke in the morning, a mass of pancakes, glasses with milk in them, and syrup was on the table. Blood Eagle and Walker had left a note: Don't mess anything up, try not to break stuff, be back in a little while, food ready.
Akaimia laughed, and started to eat, everyone else joining her. After everyone had cleaned up, they all sat in the living room, and Akaimia popped in the tape.
" This one is one of the scariest. I warn you, it has some swears in it. Mom said she was about 15 here."
*TAPE*
It was dark, only lit by torches. Kari was taping. It was pretty good, actually. Cody wasn't there. Miyako held her torch to a cave opening.
" We've got to finish this now, or the invasion will continue. Kari, you tape. Ken and I will go down. Takeru, you be ready to help us out of the cave, 'cause this thing is gonna blow." Takeru nodded, Ken and Miyako nearing the edge. A loud roar came from the cave, and they gulped. They stepped down into the cave, Takeru passing some gun powder and oil down. Kari lowered the camera on a rope down to the 2. Now Miyako was filming, Miyako edging forward, spreading the powder and oil in a dangerous mix. She hooked the powder and oil to a bunch of explosives in the middle, filming it all.
" Okay, here goes nothing. KEN!!! GET OUT OF THE CAVE!!!" She shouted, turning the camera to her face.
" Okay, people, I am going to light the flame. Then, once it blows up, then it's all over, but it has to go through all the powder first. If I die, um, Well, I'm gonna miss everyone, even if I smack them around a lot." She turned the camera to the dynamite, which was now being guarded by a Giant half Spider Half queen. It went for the attack, Miyako screaming and slamming the torch into it's head. The camera was lodged into a rock, pointing at Miyako fighting this thing with a torch.
" LIGHT THE LINE!!! NOW!!!!!" She screamed, fighting the creature back. Ken ran forward, grabbing the camera, ready to fight. Miyako screamed at him again.
" GO TO THE ENTRANCE AND LIGHT THE LINE!!! I'LL BE FINE, JUST DO IT!!!!" Ken nodded, and ran back, seeming like a tear was in his eye. He used the torch to light the line, and listened to Miyako screaming. She had the camera still lodged, and many more spider creatures to fight. She threw the torch in the air, and grabbed the camera, running backwards as they dashed at her. The torch landed on the line, way closer to the dynamite. It light fast, and Ken got out of the cave, ready to lift Miyako up. Miyako made it to the opening when it exploded, sending her and a bunch of Spider creatures hurling into the air. Ken and Takeru were thrown back, and the camera was facing the flame. As it fell, it flipped up to the sky, watching the spiders disintegrate. With a large thud, Miyako hit the ground, and groaned, Kari taking the camera. Miyako groaned, and tried to stand up, having a hard time with it.
" Is it over?" She asked. Ken nodded.
" It blew up like an outhouse set on fire. Are you okay?" He asked, helping her up. Miyako nodded.
" Yeah. But my hair sure isn't...." She took the ends of her hair, and stared at the burnt ends. Ken laughed, giving Miyako a bear hug.
" WE WON!!!" Everyone screamed, leaping around, Ken lifting Miyako up and placing her on his shoulders. They all laughed, leaping around. Then, a roar came from the cave, and the Giant Spider Queen crawled weakly out. Miyako leapt down from Ken's shoulder, and took the torch from Takeru, and started to beat the Spider Queen over the head with it.
" Why won't you ever f*cking die!" She screamed, still beating it back. She kicked it into the cave, swearing like a sailor.
" AYAJHAUYAHAYAHASNFNDSKAHD FDSBSDIBN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed in some sort of insane gibberish, leaping down and going crazy, beating the Spider until all it could do was twitch, since it was on fire.
" Miyako, it's dead, come back!" Miyako looked up and Kari, who was taping.
" LIES!!!! IT'S STILL TWITCHING!!!!!! MAYHWYHANKFISDFNDASBIFSB!!!!!!!!" After beating it some more, Miyako leapt out of the cave, running around and screaming swears and gibberish. Finally, she came in front of the camera.
" LIES!!!! LIES!!!! IT'S STILL ALIVE!!!!! AMADFISDANFDSBNIF SDKFIDSLNFSDAIFSDBBFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed, and ran around more, mostly in circles around Ken. He grabbed her by the collar and lifted her up, taking the dangerous torch away.
" Calm down. We won. Take a pill, man, I think you need one. " Miyako started to do the CanCan, doing a funny dance, and kicking Ken in the butt over and over again. He had to walk quickly to avoid getting his butt kicked, literally. Miyako stopped doing the CanCan, and sat down on the ground, and started to pick at the ground.
" Now I'm bored. Nothing to do." Ken rolled his eyes, and turned around, stopping dead in his tracks. He looked very afraid.
" Miyako, I think you were right, It's not dead, in fact, I think it had babies before we got here...." Miyako leapt up, and they all screamed, more Spiders coming out. Only about 5. But, then again, they're all bigger then the kids..... Miyako grabbed some branches, and lit them. Everyone had a torch, and Miyako had 2, running forward and going crazy. She was slamming one of the Giant Spiders over and over again, like the drums. Finally, she kicked up, and it finally disintegrated. She then started on another one. The other Spiders were starting to attack. Ken, Takeru and Davis made sure they didn't get by to hit the crazed Miyako or the filming Kari. A Spider leaped in front of the camera, and Kari slammed a torch into it, dropping the camera. It showed her beating the Spider to a living pulp, finally finishing it off. Girls rule in this, don't they? Miyako had finished another one, while Ken and Takeru had killed one. They all started on the last one, Davis finishing it off.
" As Miyako would say........ ALJKHDFLNA SFIOSBFKJSFUSBFK SDFBSDF IBASLDFBSUADBFIKDSBF FUIOSDBFJKSDAFUIDSBFJKASDUIFBDASKF ASDUI!!!!!" Kari exclaimed in gibberish to the camera, turning it on herself. She looked crazy. She then turned it to Miyako, who was running around, chasing Ken with a torch, screaming in gibberish.
" ALFNASDFOUISDBFDSFJKDSFADSB SDOIBFSKDF DASUFSD F AUDBFKAFBDSFBN AIOFBKSDFOSD FD VIOFGBSKF SDUF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ken blinked.
" What are they saying? Is it some sort of girl language?" He asked, getting hit over the head with a branch. Kari had given the camera to Takeru, and kicked Ken out of the picture. Miyako and Kari snickered evilly as friends, staring demonically at the camera.
" ASDOFNAOSDFOIDSF DSIOFBLSADFOISDBF AIUSODG, SDAGOISABF SFOISDBFKJD GAD KJFIOSDAF DSAJLFBSDKG SDABU SDUIFBSDFSDHFSDHJFKSDKJFSD FSDFUBADSFKBDASFUBDSF SKDFB FMAFASDBFSDABFUISDBFDSA FSDAOFUDS JFBFFSDKLFLKSDNFLKSADN MAKJAH!!!!" They screamed at the camera. Takeru blinked.
" What the hell was that?" He said, staring at them.
*END OF TAPE*
Kari and Miyako were laughing their heads off, tears in their eyes.
" Oh, man, I remember when we invented the language of gibberish..... Oh, that was so funny...... At least we got something to look forward to." Kari nodded.
" Abndifnalsnfsf Aasldfblsdbnf....." Miyako laughed.
"Fboiabfsdfio iabfj sdfi diosfaosdfnasf!" They both laughed, the others not understanding a clue of anything.
" Uh, I'm not even going to ask......"
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ELP: I am sorry this took so long, but my internet went crazy. I apologize.