Chapter 11 (Author#2 Gaby-Chan)
THE TIKI, TIKI, TIKI ROOM (Sang by: Yusuke, Hina, Keiko, Yukina, Boton, and
Lori) -
"Come on Yusuke, pppllleeeaaassseee! We could use the money and you could go on the vacation you've always wanted to take!" Keiko begged. Puu cooed happily. Yusuke growled. "I'm - not - going - to - dress - up - as - a - penguin!" Keiko frowned and moved closer to Yusuke. She said, "Come on Yusuke. Puu will do it." Yusuke moaned again. "Puu already is a bird!" he cried. "But don't you want to take a vacation to the Keys in Florida?" Keiko asked trying to get herself to cry. Soon after her eyes were glittering with teardrops that slowly fell down her face. Yusuke gasped. "Don't cry!" he begged. Then he started to put on the penguin suit. "You see?" he said, "I'm putting on the suit now ok? I can't wait to go to the Keys.and I'll take you with me!" Keiko looked up and her tears vanished instantaneously. "Yay!" she screamed and helped Yusuke zip up the suit.
Hiei and Hina were sharing a passionate kiss away from everyone else. "Oh, Hina," Hiei said in a voice that was not like his own. "Hina my love." Hina replied, "Yes Hiei? Yes my love forever and ever forevermore." Hiei sighed. "I just want you to know that I would do anything for you. Anything you ask I will do. Anything, anything at all. I will even face the wrath of pink. That I promise you, Hina. Hina, Hina! I would do anything." They continued to kiss for a moment then stopped again. "You would do anything for me Hiei?" she asked. Hiei said, "Yes, yes anything for you my love." Hina continued, "Even if it was completely absurd?" Hiei nodded. Hina let go of Hiei and pulled out a pink flamingo costume from her right pocket. "I need you to put this on, learn how to do the Macarena, and be in our show!" she exclaimed. Hiei sweatdropped and fell as Hina helped him get his new duds on.
Yukina was alone with Kuwabara, which scared her a bit. "Uh, Kuwabara," she said. He turned around and gave her a cheesy grin. "Yeah baby?" Kuwabara asked. Yukina gulped. "Could you do me a favor?" The cheesy grin on Kuwabara's face changed into a sly one. "Yeah. Anything for you," he said. "Could you put on this bald eagle suit and be in our show?" Yukina asked. Kuwabara looked disappointed but nodded and said, "Like I said, anything for you baby!"
"Come on Koenma," Boton said, "be a stork. It will be fun!" Koenma shook his head no. "But Koenma, it's for a good cause. We're all going on vacation afterwards." The prince raised a brow. "Where would we go on vacation?" he asked. Boton tried hard to remember where they were going if they managed to get enough money. "Paris! No wait, maybe it wasn't Paris. Maybe it was Rome. No, no, London." Koenma was getting annoyed. "Fine, fine, just be quiet!" Boton did a flip in the air on her oar and said, "Whoopee!"
Hiei went to Kurama. "If I have to do this than so do you," he said and gave him a peacock suit.
Lori held up the toucan suit in front of Yuji, but he shook his head. "Why won't you put it on?" Lori asked. "Because," Yuji said, "it looks ridiculous. I'm not getting in that for anything." Lori frowned. "We would be able to go on vacation and see what Genkai's rambling about. She says the Keys are wonderful." Yuji got a sly smile much like Kuwabara's. Lori was scared. When anyone started to look like Kuwabara, it was very bad. "On one condition," he said. The kitsune had a bad feeling in her stomach. Yuji whispered something French in Lori's ear (vu le vu qushe avekmui se swa). Lori bit her lip and gave in. Yuji took the toucan suit with satisfaction and left.
Pretty soon Yusuke's backyard was full of people, including Shizuru and the annoying ogre that helped Koenma. They had all come to watch the show. This was going to be funny. The girls came out in matching outfits, but in different colors. Keiko was in yellow, Boton was dressed in blue, Hina was wearing red, and Yukina wore green, and Lori in purple.
All: All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room Tiki room...
All of the guys suddenly dropped in on strings and tried to fly. Puu was flapping himself around. Everyone started to laugh.
Boton: Welcome to our tropical hideaway All you lucky people, you If we weren't in the show starting right away We'd be in the audience too
Yusuke (Spoken): Oh, look at all the people
Hina and Lori (because they were the only two that could sing so quickly): In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Puu was fluttering around the audience happily while the guys were still hanging around and the girls were still dancing.
Yukina: The bird paradise is an elegant bird He likes to be seen and it loves to be heard Most little birdies will fly away But the tiki room birds are here everyday
Hina and Lori: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
The guys were enjoying the view from above.
All: Da, da, da, da, da, da, da We're singing in the tiki room Da, da, da, da, da, da, da Crooning in the tiki room
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da We're singing in the tiki room Da, da, da, da, da, da, da Crooning in the tiki room
The guys were set down onto the ground and stood there doing the Macarena.
Keiko: The show was delightful We hope you'll agree We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee Because if we don't make you feel like that We gonna wind up on a lady's hat ((I never did get that line)) (On a lady's hat... on a lady's hat)
Yusuke: Tiki room!
Hina and Lori: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon At the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Yusuke: Tiki room!
All: Da, da, da, da, da, da, da We're singing in the tiki room Da, da, da, da, da, da, da Crooning in the tiki room
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da We're singing in the tiki room Da, da, da, da, da, da, da
Keiko: Crooning in the tiki room
The show ended and everyone applauded. All the members of the stage rejoiced because they had made enough money to go to the Keys. Yusuke and Keiko threw their arms around each other. Hiei and Hina were kissing again while Koenma, Boton, and Kurama were talking to one another. And Lori was staying as far away from Yuji as she could. She glanced at him and he winked and blew her a kiss. Lori shuddered and ran offstage.
"Come on Yusuke, pppllleeeaaassseee! We could use the money and you could go on the vacation you've always wanted to take!" Keiko begged. Puu cooed happily. Yusuke growled. "I'm - not - going - to - dress - up - as - a - penguin!" Keiko frowned and moved closer to Yusuke. She said, "Come on Yusuke. Puu will do it." Yusuke moaned again. "Puu already is a bird!" he cried. "But don't you want to take a vacation to the Keys in Florida?" Keiko asked trying to get herself to cry. Soon after her eyes were glittering with teardrops that slowly fell down her face. Yusuke gasped. "Don't cry!" he begged. Then he started to put on the penguin suit. "You see?" he said, "I'm putting on the suit now ok? I can't wait to go to the Keys.and I'll take you with me!" Keiko looked up and her tears vanished instantaneously. "Yay!" she screamed and helped Yusuke zip up the suit.
Hiei and Hina were sharing a passionate kiss away from everyone else. "Oh, Hina," Hiei said in a voice that was not like his own. "Hina my love." Hina replied, "Yes Hiei? Yes my love forever and ever forevermore." Hiei sighed. "I just want you to know that I would do anything for you. Anything you ask I will do. Anything, anything at all. I will even face the wrath of pink. That I promise you, Hina. Hina, Hina! I would do anything." They continued to kiss for a moment then stopped again. "You would do anything for me Hiei?" she asked. Hiei said, "Yes, yes anything for you my love." Hina continued, "Even if it was completely absurd?" Hiei nodded. Hina let go of Hiei and pulled out a pink flamingo costume from her right pocket. "I need you to put this on, learn how to do the Macarena, and be in our show!" she exclaimed. Hiei sweatdropped and fell as Hina helped him get his new duds on.
Yukina was alone with Kuwabara, which scared her a bit. "Uh, Kuwabara," she said. He turned around and gave her a cheesy grin. "Yeah baby?" Kuwabara asked. Yukina gulped. "Could you do me a favor?" The cheesy grin on Kuwabara's face changed into a sly one. "Yeah. Anything for you," he said. "Could you put on this bald eagle suit and be in our show?" Yukina asked. Kuwabara looked disappointed but nodded and said, "Like I said, anything for you baby!"
"Come on Koenma," Boton said, "be a stork. It will be fun!" Koenma shook his head no. "But Koenma, it's for a good cause. We're all going on vacation afterwards." The prince raised a brow. "Where would we go on vacation?" he asked. Boton tried hard to remember where they were going if they managed to get enough money. "Paris! No wait, maybe it wasn't Paris. Maybe it was Rome. No, no, London." Koenma was getting annoyed. "Fine, fine, just be quiet!" Boton did a flip in the air on her oar and said, "Whoopee!"
Hiei went to Kurama. "If I have to do this than so do you," he said and gave him a peacock suit.
Lori held up the toucan suit in front of Yuji, but he shook his head. "Why won't you put it on?" Lori asked. "Because," Yuji said, "it looks ridiculous. I'm not getting in that for anything." Lori frowned. "We would be able to go on vacation and see what Genkai's rambling about. She says the Keys are wonderful." Yuji got a sly smile much like Kuwabara's. Lori was scared. When anyone started to look like Kuwabara, it was very bad. "On one condition," he said. The kitsune had a bad feeling in her stomach. Yuji whispered something French in Lori's ear (vu le vu qushe avekmui se swa). Lori bit her lip and gave in. Yuji took the toucan suit with satisfaction and left.
Pretty soon Yusuke's backyard was full of people, including Shizuru and the annoying ogre that helped Koenma. They had all come to watch the show. This was going to be funny. The girls came out in matching outfits, but in different colors. Keiko was in yellow, Boton was dressed in blue, Hina was wearing red, and Yukina wore green, and Lori in purple.
All: All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room Tiki room...
All of the guys suddenly dropped in on strings and tried to fly. Puu was flapping himself around. Everyone started to laugh.
Boton: Welcome to our tropical hideaway All you lucky people, you If we weren't in the show starting right away We'd be in the audience too
Yusuke (Spoken): Oh, look at all the people
Hina and Lori (because they were the only two that could sing so quickly): In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Puu was fluttering around the audience happily while the guys were still hanging around and the girls were still dancing.
Yukina: The bird paradise is an elegant bird He likes to be seen and it loves to be heard Most little birdies will fly away But the tiki room birds are here everyday
Hina and Lori: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
The guys were enjoying the view from above.
All: Da, da, da, da, da, da, da We're singing in the tiki room Da, da, da, da, da, da, da Crooning in the tiki room
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da We're singing in the tiki room Da, da, da, da, da, da, da Crooning in the tiki room
The guys were set down onto the ground and stood there doing the Macarena.
Keiko: The show was delightful We hope you'll agree We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee Because if we don't make you feel like that We gonna wind up on a lady's hat ((I never did get that line)) (On a lady's hat... on a lady's hat)
Yusuke: Tiki room!
Hina and Lori: In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room In the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room All the birds sing words and the flowers croon At the tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki, tiki room
Yusuke: Tiki room!
All: Da, da, da, da, da, da, da We're singing in the tiki room Da, da, da, da, da, da, da Crooning in the tiki room
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da We're singing in the tiki room Da, da, da, da, da, da, da
Keiko: Crooning in the tiki room
The show ended and everyone applauded. All the members of the stage rejoiced because they had made enough money to go to the Keys. Yusuke and Keiko threw their arms around each other. Hiei and Hina were kissing again while Koenma, Boton, and Kurama were talking to one another. And Lori was staying as far away from Yuji as she could. She glanced at him and he winked and blew her a kiss. Lori shuddered and ran offstage.