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Cowboy Bebop: Unleashed Part 2
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Okay from last time, Spike 1 had just farted and rocked the whole ship!
Jet: *comes to* MAN, what the hell was that awful smell?!
Spike 1: It wasn't me.
Spike 2: Yes it was.
Jet: O_O; There's two of you??
Spike 1: Yeah, remember, Kaiba, who was in the Gundam Deathscythe cut me in half.
Jet: okay..?
Hamtaro: *runs past Spike 2*
Spike 2: EEK! A MOUSE!! GET 'EM!! GET 'Em!!
Jet: *picks him up* Why, it's hamtaro! I love your show! Bijou's my fa-
*Both Spikes are staring at him*
Jet: *clears throat* umm, here you go little fella *puts him down*
Faye: *wakes up* MAN. I don't remember what happened...
Jet: Spike farted.
Faye: GROSS! *gets up and goes to slap him, but sees TWO Spikes!* What the hell? Did I hit my head or something?
Spike 2: Nope.
Jet: He was sliced in half, and now there's two of him.
Faye: T_T Double you're pleasure, double your fun.
Spike 1: Hey, Spike 2, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Spike 2: I dunno, what are you thinking?
Spike 1: DOUBLEMINT GUM COMMERCIAL!
Spike 2: Why?
Captain Dora: SHEETA Is DEAD...who did this?!
Jet: She sorta fell out of the sky.
Captain Dora: But she could have saved herself! Where is the Laputa family jewel thingo??
Jet: What?
Captain Dora: O_O;; WHAT?! You've never seen Laputa Castle In the Sky?
Jet: No...
Captain Dora: Boys, get him! *Her sons go after Jet*
Jet: AHH! *runs like a girl*
Punch: *climbs out of the TV* Why isn't anyone watching ;_; Ok, fine COMMERCIAL!
*Commercial comes on and both Spikes are advertising Doublemint Gum*
Judy: And now we're back!
Punch: No we're not.
Judy: Don't start with me, Punch.
Ed: *wakes up* Whoa, Ed smelled something like...whoa, Ed smelled something like...
Spike 1: It's annoying having a twin.
Spike 2: ;_; You don't love me anymore!!
Spike 1: You're right. BANG *takes out a magnum and shoots the crap out of Spike 2*
Spike 2: x_x
Jet: *comes back just in time* O_O;;
Yugi: Hey, I feel a duel coming on. Any body got some Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards?
Kaiba: Nope, but I have a scythe. *scythe glows*
Yugi: Man, this tight costume is really making me sweat!!
Kaiba: Haha, don't you wish you were an old Gundam like me?
Yugi: No.
Priss: WHOO, Dolly!
Policeman: My name is Dollup.
Priss: So?
Policeman: You called me Dolly.
Priss: I never called you anything.
Policeman: Yes you did.
Priss: *slaps him* NO I DIDN'T
Policeman: *to the camera* Wow, she likes me *grins*
Spike: Wow, I'm back to normal. I'm tall, thin, lanky, and everyone thinks I'm hott. YES!
Jet: *rolls eyes*
Domon: *Runs in* OKAY, Yugi, I've had enough, give me my Gundam back!
Spike: DOMON KASSHU!! *runs up to him with a pen and paper* Can I have your autograph?
Domon: *turns around* SPIKE SPIEGEL!! Can I have YOUR autograph, too??
Spike: YEAH!
*They both give each other their autographs*
Spike: I love you, Domon.
Domon: ^^; Hey man, I don't roll that way.
Spike: Oh. Well, i have a girl anyway.
Ed: It's me right, Spike-person?
Spike: Eh...o.O; Not exactly.
Ed: But why?
Spike: You're a kid.
Ed: So?
Spike: I'm a man.
Ed: So?
Jet: Ed, here, play with Ein.
Ein: Arf?
Ed: Ein is mad at me.
Jet: Why?
Ed: I called him poof-butt dog.
Faye: So?
Policeman: *Goes up to Faye* Will you marry me?
Faye: No.
Policeman: Is it because I'm ugly?
Faye: Yes.
Policeman: I'm not ugly.
Faye: And?
Jet: *sigh*
Spike: Whoa, Nelly...look at the holes in your ship, Jet!
Ed: My name's Ed.
Spike: What?
Ed: Ed.
Jet: I need at LEAST 50 million woolongs to cover all of the damage.
Spike: So? Do we have any food?
Jet: Leftover bell peppers and beef.
Spike: There's never any beef in it.
Jet: Tofu. Just pretend.
Yugi: Well, I better get back to my OWN show. You too, kaiba.
Kaiba: It's not my show, if it was it would be called Kai-Ba-Oh!
Yugi: Funny, come on. *stomps out*
Domon: MY GUNDAM!!
Captain Dora: Well, ok, so I guess I better go back too.
Jet: See ya...
Captain Dora: *flies away*
Domon: *chases Yugi and Kaiba*
Jet: Everyone's gone, my ship is falling down to Mars, and I can't fix it.
Ed: *dances around with a bonzai plant on her head* Look at me Jet-Jet!
Jet: o.O; GIVE THAT BACK!!
*Jet is chasing Ed around*
CRASH
Jet: =( There's going to be some hell around here.
Ed: Oops...^^;;
Spike: Come on, let the kid go, she-WHAT THE HELL?! PUT THAT DOWN!!
Ed: *running around with a picture of Julia posing for Playboy* La La La, Isn't Julia-Person PRETTY??
Spike: EDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!! *Screams it Fred Flinstone style*
-Next: Intermission-
Cowboy Bebop: Unleashed Part 2
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Okay from last time, Spike 1 had just farted and rocked the whole ship!
Jet: *comes to* MAN, what the hell was that awful smell?!
Spike 1: It wasn't me.
Spike 2: Yes it was.
Jet: O_O; There's two of you??
Spike 1: Yeah, remember, Kaiba, who was in the Gundam Deathscythe cut me in half.
Jet: okay..?
Hamtaro: *runs past Spike 2*
Spike 2: EEK! A MOUSE!! GET 'EM!! GET 'Em!!
Jet: *picks him up* Why, it's hamtaro! I love your show! Bijou's my fa-
*Both Spikes are staring at him*
Jet: *clears throat* umm, here you go little fella *puts him down*
Faye: *wakes up* MAN. I don't remember what happened...
Jet: Spike farted.
Faye: GROSS! *gets up and goes to slap him, but sees TWO Spikes!* What the hell? Did I hit my head or something?
Spike 2: Nope.
Jet: He was sliced in half, and now there's two of him.
Faye: T_T Double you're pleasure, double your fun.
Spike 1: Hey, Spike 2, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Spike 2: I dunno, what are you thinking?
Spike 1: DOUBLEMINT GUM COMMERCIAL!
Spike 2: Why?
Captain Dora: SHEETA Is DEAD...who did this?!
Jet: She sorta fell out of the sky.
Captain Dora: But she could have saved herself! Where is the Laputa family jewel thingo??
Jet: What?
Captain Dora: O_O;; WHAT?! You've never seen Laputa Castle In the Sky?
Jet: No...
Captain Dora: Boys, get him! *Her sons go after Jet*
Jet: AHH! *runs like a girl*
Punch: *climbs out of the TV* Why isn't anyone watching ;_; Ok, fine COMMERCIAL!
*Commercial comes on and both Spikes are advertising Doublemint Gum*
Judy: And now we're back!
Punch: No we're not.
Judy: Don't start with me, Punch.
Ed: *wakes up* Whoa, Ed smelled something like...whoa, Ed smelled something like...
Spike 1: It's annoying having a twin.
Spike 2: ;_; You don't love me anymore!!
Spike 1: You're right. BANG *takes out a magnum and shoots the crap out of Spike 2*
Spike 2: x_x
Jet: *comes back just in time* O_O;;
Yugi: Hey, I feel a duel coming on. Any body got some Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards?
Kaiba: Nope, but I have a scythe. *scythe glows*
Yugi: Man, this tight costume is really making me sweat!!
Kaiba: Haha, don't you wish you were an old Gundam like me?
Yugi: No.
Priss: WHOO, Dolly!
Policeman: My name is Dollup.
Priss: So?
Policeman: You called me Dolly.
Priss: I never called you anything.
Policeman: Yes you did.
Priss: *slaps him* NO I DIDN'T
Policeman: *to the camera* Wow, she likes me *grins*
Spike: Wow, I'm back to normal. I'm tall, thin, lanky, and everyone thinks I'm hott. YES!
Jet: *rolls eyes*
Domon: *Runs in* OKAY, Yugi, I've had enough, give me my Gundam back!
Spike: DOMON KASSHU!! *runs up to him with a pen and paper* Can I have your autograph?
Domon: *turns around* SPIKE SPIEGEL!! Can I have YOUR autograph, too??
Spike: YEAH!
*They both give each other their autographs*
Spike: I love you, Domon.
Domon: ^^; Hey man, I don't roll that way.
Spike: Oh. Well, i have a girl anyway.
Ed: It's me right, Spike-person?
Spike: Eh...o.O; Not exactly.
Ed: But why?
Spike: You're a kid.
Ed: So?
Spike: I'm a man.
Ed: So?
Jet: Ed, here, play with Ein.
Ein: Arf?
Ed: Ein is mad at me.
Jet: Why?
Ed: I called him poof-butt dog.
Faye: So?
Policeman: *Goes up to Faye* Will you marry me?
Faye: No.
Policeman: Is it because I'm ugly?
Faye: Yes.
Policeman: I'm not ugly.
Faye: And?
Jet: *sigh*
Spike: Whoa, Nelly...look at the holes in your ship, Jet!
Ed: My name's Ed.
Spike: What?
Ed: Ed.
Jet: I need at LEAST 50 million woolongs to cover all of the damage.
Spike: So? Do we have any food?
Jet: Leftover bell peppers and beef.
Spike: There's never any beef in it.
Jet: Tofu. Just pretend.
Yugi: Well, I better get back to my OWN show. You too, kaiba.
Kaiba: It's not my show, if it was it would be called Kai-Ba-Oh!
Yugi: Funny, come on. *stomps out*
Domon: MY GUNDAM!!
Captain Dora: Well, ok, so I guess I better go back too.
Jet: See ya...
Captain Dora: *flies away*
Domon: *chases Yugi and Kaiba*
Jet: Everyone's gone, my ship is falling down to Mars, and I can't fix it.
Ed: *dances around with a bonzai plant on her head* Look at me Jet-Jet!
Jet: o.O; GIVE THAT BACK!!
*Jet is chasing Ed around*
CRASH
Jet: =( There's going to be some hell around here.
Ed: Oops...^^;;
Spike: Come on, let the kid go, she-WHAT THE HELL?! PUT THAT DOWN!!
Ed: *running around with a picture of Julia posing for Playboy* La La La, Isn't Julia-Person PRETTY??
Spike: EDWAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!! *Screams it Fred Flinstone style*
-Next: Intermission-