Ignore Me Not
by jessebelle
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot
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Chapter Six: The Fuzzy Sweater Virgin Store
"You want to do WHAT!? And have me do WHAT!?" Willow looked at Spike in disbelief.
"Yeah Red, I want you to do that. You said if I could think of somethin' you'd let me do it, well, that's what I want to do. So, let's do it." He clapped his hands in glee like a small child.
"But, but, Spike, we don't have the necessary things. So, we can't do it."
"Nice try witch, but I do have 'em." He pulled out a bag from under the seat and passed it up to Willow. She peeked inside and gave a squeak that made Spike chuckle.
"Goddess, how and why do you have these things laying around?"
"Well luv, if I told you, I'd be corrupting those innocent ears of yours."
"I'm not innocent!"
Spike grinned. Since he was safely hidden under the blanket he couldn't see her face, but he could imagine her expression. Now if he played his cards right...
"Sure you aren't. At least that's what I believe, but Peaches and the cheerleader? Didn't you say that she used to tease you about that issue. But fine, let's go in. Hey, maybe if you ask nicely the chit will take you to the fuzzy sweater virgin store." He grinned as he heard her huff and slowly put an arm out to grab the bag back.
"I'm not a Virgin!" She ripped the bag out of his hand. "Fine, I'll show everyone just how innocent I really am." He could hear the rustle of cloth that meant she had started changing. He had just lifted a corner to get a peek when her voice rang in his ears. "And no peeping or I'll tell Angel." Damn!
by jessebelle
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot
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Chapter Six: The Fuzzy Sweater Virgin Store
"You want to do WHAT!? And have me do WHAT!?" Willow looked at Spike in disbelief.
"Yeah Red, I want you to do that. You said if I could think of somethin' you'd let me do it, well, that's what I want to do. So, let's do it." He clapped his hands in glee like a small child.
"But, but, Spike, we don't have the necessary things. So, we can't do it."
"Nice try witch, but I do have 'em." He pulled out a bag from under the seat and passed it up to Willow. She peeked inside and gave a squeak that made Spike chuckle.
"Goddess, how and why do you have these things laying around?"
"Well luv, if I told you, I'd be corrupting those innocent ears of yours."
"I'm not innocent!"
Spike grinned. Since he was safely hidden under the blanket he couldn't see her face, but he could imagine her expression. Now if he played his cards right...
"Sure you aren't. At least that's what I believe, but Peaches and the cheerleader? Didn't you say that she used to tease you about that issue. But fine, let's go in. Hey, maybe if you ask nicely the chit will take you to the fuzzy sweater virgin store." He grinned as he heard her huff and slowly put an arm out to grab the bag back.
"I'm not a Virgin!" She ripped the bag out of his hand. "Fine, I'll show everyone just how innocent I really am." He could hear the rustle of cloth that meant she had started changing. He had just lifted a corner to get a peek when her voice rang in his ears. "And no peeping or I'll tell Angel." Damn!
