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Cowboy Bebop: Unleashed Part 3

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Aya: *blasts the door open with her bazooka*

Spike: Heh, Jet, that's another 500 woolong.

Jet: Damn it, everyone get out!

Aya: Is Eve in here??

Spike: Who?

Ed: I'm Ed.

Aya: Eve.

Ed: Ed.

Eve: I'm here! *lounging on the sofa*

Aya: *shoots Eve, her head rolls off*

Eve: Ugh, Excuse me, Aya. No violence on the ship!

Aya: Oh...SORRY! *runs and grabs Eve's head and drags her body out* Have a nice day everyone!

Spike: o.o;

Jet: OK! Enough with this Intermission!

Faye: Actually, it is the end of the intermission, We're in part 3 already....

Jet: *gets a casual look* Oh oh..yeah I knew that..!

Ed: Ein.

Ein: ?

Julius: Spike

Spike: !!! JULIA?!

Julius: Hahaha fooled you again! Want a date? *dressed as Julia*

Spike: --; No thank you.

Jet: *starts bawling* My ship!

Faye: Hey guys?

Spike: What?

Faye: If there are these huge holes in the ship, wouldn't we...well..DIE FROM LACK OF AIR?!

*cricket cricket*

Jet: Get to your ship! *runs to the Hammerhead*

Faye: *runs to the Red Tail*

Spike: Damn, I'm stuck with the kid and the animal. COME ON!

Ed: ok-ok, Spike-person! *runs by his side, Ein in her arms*

*they all fly away*

Faye: *on intercom* You know, we're supposed to be dead from all that time with all the holes.

*A huge Eva mecha flies around*

Spike: Geez, what is that?

Shinji: Eva Unit 01, Pilot Shinji Ikari. Who are you?

Spike: Spike.

Shinji: Who?

Spike: I just told you.

Shinji: Oh well, Smike, you're in my way.

Spike: It's SPIKE!

Shinji: Strike? That's a weird name.

Spike: ARGH! *starts shooting at the mecha*

Shinji: AHHH WHAT THE HeLL! *fires a beam at the Swordfish II*

Ed: WEEEEEEEEEE

Spike: SHUT UP, ED!

Ed: EEEEEEEEEEW

Spike: T_T *grabs Ed and throws her out into space*

Ed: GASP *doesn't have any air*

Spike: *dodges Shinji's attack* I need backup!

Faye: Don't look at me, I'm going to Venus to shop.

Spike: A hell of a time to go SHOpPING...

Jet: Spike, you know she doesn't care..

*KABOOM*

Jet: Wha? *looks back*....O_O MY SHIP!

*The Bebop had crashed into Earth*

Spike: *starts laughing his head off*

Ed: *floating around as if the lack of oxygen were normal*

Jet: What the heck, Spike? Did you PUT her out there?!

Spike: Umm *looks around* NO!

Jet: --; Ed I'm coming for you!

*Jet drives over to Ed and picks her up*

Ed: Spike-person let me play out side.

Jet: Hmph.

Spike: *Heard her* NOT UH!

Jet: Whatever.

Spike: So now what?

Jet: I don't know.

Ed: FOOD

Spike: No money.

Jet: Let's go to Jupiter.

Spike: NO Julius is probably waiting there!

Jet: --; Okay, so the man is gay...he's not going to FORCE you...I mean just dont go that way

Spike: Aww...do we have to?

Jet: Shut up and drive!

Faye: Ummm guys...

Spike: The woman is back

Faye: Can you come and get me? The mafia took me hostage

Jet: nope, sorry! *click*

Spike: Haha!

Ed: Why don't we help FAYE-FAYE?

Jet: She smells

Spike: She smells like a woman.

Jet: Well I sure hope so!

Ed: Ed's confused.

Jet: You know what I realized?

Spike: What, Jet-O?

Jet: Okay, first of all, don't ever call me that again, and second of all, no other characters from any other anime have bothered us...

Spike: And your point is?

Jet: --;

Ed: Ed Ed Ed Eddddd is huuuuuuungryyyyyy

Jet: No food here.

Spike: I have a pretzel from three years ago.

Jet: *sigh* Give me strength...

Ed: ME ME ME ME ME EDDDDDD

Jet: Okay,this really boring...

Faye: Spike, can you hear me?

Spike: No.

Faye: Then why did you answer?

Spike: it's rude not to.

Faye: Well telling me you can't hear me is rude!

Spike: So?

Faye: Well can you come get me?

Spike: Why?

Faye: I've been taken hostage

Spike: When?

Faye: like when i went shopping maybe?

Spike: How?

Faye: Just come down here!

Spike: But I'm up.

Faye: ARGH! *click*

Spike: How rude. She hung up.

Jet: I would too.

Spike: Why?

Jet: *slaps forehead* ok ok, just make a right here.

Spike: *makes left*

Jet: SPIKE!!

Spike: OH the real right...ok *turns fast and crashes into Jet's ship*

Jet: Damnit, Spike! Now We're gonna fall!

*they bot fall*

Ed: WEEEE ROLLERCOASTER *Is sitting in Jet's lap*

Jet: Get off of me!! *tries to gain control of his ship*

Spike: Freefall...it's pretty fun! ^^

Ed: Ed thinks Ed's gonna be sick...

Jet: ARGH, no here! *gives her a barf bag*

Ed: too late...

Jet: *looks down and sees chunks on his lap* GRR!

*they both crash into the ground*

Spike: My SPLEEN

Jet: MY BEARD

Ed:...ED!!!

-Next: Part 4-