Ignore Me Not
by jessebelle
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot and the humor, but only if it's good. If it's not funny, I didn't come up with it. Okay, so I did, but remember the funny stuff, okay, I'm an author, not a comedian.
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Chapter Eight: I'm Not Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel Investigations stared in shock. Willow had on tight, black leather pants with to-die-for leather boots. On top she was wearing a black leather corset to that showed and enhanced her cleavage. She looked exactly like her vampire alter ego.
"What, do I look that bad?" The men of the office quickly lifted their eyes to her face.
Angel managed to stutter out a "N-n-no." He had just about gotten his thoughts back together, and was going to ask Willow about her choice in apparel, when their long awaited guest finally showed up.
Spike stepped out from behind Willow and put his arm around her. He nuzzled her neck and placed a kiss on her collarbone before looking up at Angel. "Hullo, Peaches. Didn't we agree that Red here was a wild one? Well, now we got proof."
Realization of that statement hit Angel like a ton of bricks. Already fearing, yet knowing the truth, he had to ask. "Proof?"
Willow smiled and stepped out of Spike's embrace towards Angel. She opened her arms and pulled the elder vampire into a hug. She looked up at his stunned face and grinned. "Hello, Puppy, wanna play?"
Angel's response was cut off by Cordelia. "Hello people! Now just what in the hell is going on here?" She aimed her crossbow at Spike's unbeating heart. Willow quickly let go of Angel and stepped in the line of fire.
"What's the matter Cordy, I thought you wanted me to visit. I don't think this is the welcome I expected." She gestured to the crossbow, now pointing at her chest. The cheerleader quickly put it down.
"Willow, what happened? I thought you said Spike was good now? I mean, even if your fashion sense is much better, you can't be a vampire."
"Hey, quit with the insults. I haven't done anything to you. I'm not good!"
"Shut it Captain Peroxide. Angel, is she really a vamp?"
"Uh, Princess, I know I've only heard stories about Willow, but I'm betting yes. Why don't you take a step back and re-aim your crossbow. Angel, snap out of it man. yeah, Willow's a vamp, now get Spike."
Angel shook his head. He looked at Cordelia and Willow. "Spike's good now? When did this happen?"
"Hey, I'm not good!"
Willow smirked and moved towards Cordy. "Aww, you didn't tell Puppy about the chip? Well, doesn't matter now. Come here and give me a hug." Using a surprising amount of strength, she pulled the Cheerleader into her arms.
The guys all had their eyes on them when Cordy's shocked squeal snapped them of their fantasies. "Hey, watch the hands!" Cordelia pulled out of the embrace and glared at Willow, who had on a satisfying smirk.
The redhead swaggered over to Cordy's desk and jumped up to sit down. Spike smiled and moved over to stand beside her. He looked at the stunned staff of Angel Investigations and grinned. "So pops, where are we gonna sleep. Felling a bit tired, you know how it is. " He gestured to Willow who rolled her eyes.
"Bored Now." she hopped off the desk and approached Doyle. The half Demon quickly grabbed a stake and held it up as he backed away from her. She cornered him and gave a laugh. "Aww, don't you want to play? I'm pretty sure Puppy keeps some chains."
by jessebelle
Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the plot and the humor, but only if it's good. If it's not funny, I didn't come up with it. Okay, so I did, but remember the funny stuff, okay, I'm an author, not a comedian.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chapter Eight: I'm Not Good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel Investigations stared in shock. Willow had on tight, black leather pants with to-die-for leather boots. On top she was wearing a black leather corset to that showed and enhanced her cleavage. She looked exactly like her vampire alter ego.
"What, do I look that bad?" The men of the office quickly lifted their eyes to her face.
Angel managed to stutter out a "N-n-no." He had just about gotten his thoughts back together, and was going to ask Willow about her choice in apparel, when their long awaited guest finally showed up.
Spike stepped out from behind Willow and put his arm around her. He nuzzled her neck and placed a kiss on her collarbone before looking up at Angel. "Hullo, Peaches. Didn't we agree that Red here was a wild one? Well, now we got proof."
Realization of that statement hit Angel like a ton of bricks. Already fearing, yet knowing the truth, he had to ask. "Proof?"
Willow smiled and stepped out of Spike's embrace towards Angel. She opened her arms and pulled the elder vampire into a hug. She looked up at his stunned face and grinned. "Hello, Puppy, wanna play?"
Angel's response was cut off by Cordelia. "Hello people! Now just what in the hell is going on here?" She aimed her crossbow at Spike's unbeating heart. Willow quickly let go of Angel and stepped in the line of fire.
"What's the matter Cordy, I thought you wanted me to visit. I don't think this is the welcome I expected." She gestured to the crossbow, now pointing at her chest. The cheerleader quickly put it down.
"Willow, what happened? I thought you said Spike was good now? I mean, even if your fashion sense is much better, you can't be a vampire."
"Hey, quit with the insults. I haven't done anything to you. I'm not good!"
"Shut it Captain Peroxide. Angel, is she really a vamp?"
"Uh, Princess, I know I've only heard stories about Willow, but I'm betting yes. Why don't you take a step back and re-aim your crossbow. Angel, snap out of it man. yeah, Willow's a vamp, now get Spike."
Angel shook his head. He looked at Cordelia and Willow. "Spike's good now? When did this happen?"
"Hey, I'm not good!"
Willow smirked and moved towards Cordy. "Aww, you didn't tell Puppy about the chip? Well, doesn't matter now. Come here and give me a hug." Using a surprising amount of strength, she pulled the Cheerleader into her arms.
The guys all had their eyes on them when Cordy's shocked squeal snapped them of their fantasies. "Hey, watch the hands!" Cordelia pulled out of the embrace and glared at Willow, who had on a satisfying smirk.
The redhead swaggered over to Cordy's desk and jumped up to sit down. Spike smiled and moved over to stand beside her. He looked at the stunned staff of Angel Investigations and grinned. "So pops, where are we gonna sleep. Felling a bit tired, you know how it is. " He gestured to Willow who rolled her eyes.
"Bored Now." she hopped off the desk and approached Doyle. The half Demon quickly grabbed a stake and held it up as he backed away from her. She cornered him and gave a laugh. "Aww, don't you want to play? I'm pretty sure Puppy keeps some chains."