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Cowboy Bebop: Unleashed Part 4
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Narrator: Yeah, all this time and I just come in now, right? AHEM. *uses big narrator guy voice* Okay, last time on CB:U, Jet's ship, the Bebop, crashes into Earth; Faye is taken hostage by the mafia; Spike and Jet crash into each other and hurt themselves.
Spike: My SPLEEN
Jet: My BEARD
Ed:...ED!!!
...Meanwhile...
Faye: *tied up to a balloon* What the hell is this balloon for?
Mafia Guy 1: Decoration. *grins*
Faye: T_T
Mafia Guy 3: *Hits mafia guy 1*
Mafia Guy 2: *hits both mafia guy 1 and 3*
Faye: *hops away, a balloon stuck to her back* Now, how do i get out of here?
Kid: Hey, lady, you have a balloon stuck to your ass.
Faye: *turns* Grr, didn't your mother teach you manners?!
Kid: I DONT HAVE A MOM *kicks Faye in the shin and runs away*
Faye: Shit. T_T *falls on her butt, popping the balloon, and causing a stinging sensation* _o; Like...OW?!
...Back at the scene of the accident...
Spike: What's a spleen?
Jet: You're a 28 year old man, and you don't know what the hell a spleen is?
Spike: You're 32
Jet: Sure.
Spike: Or was it 36?
Jet: I'm not answering that.
Ed: *eats a rock*
Jet: You know...I just realized...we're in a desert...
Spike: And?
Jet: Which planet has a desert?!
Spike: Earth?
Jet: Crap.
Ed: YAY ED'S HOME!!
Spike: Can we go to your house?
Jet: *falls over*
Ed: Ed doesn't remember where Ed lives.
Narrator: Okay, to make this A.S.A.P (As short as possible), three years pass, and the three of them turn into Cavemen. Ed, however hits puberty and is a cavewoman, and finds love with a Komodo Dragon. Spike never learns what a spleen is, but he learns alot about the way Jet combs his new long beard (It's down to his feet), Jet keeps to himself...keeps EVERYTHING to himself (that includes hunted food). Faye gets a job as a cocktail waitress and is always getting hit on by the drunken manager. She later quits and becomes a hobo. :)
.::*FIN*::.
Cowboy Bebop: Unleashed Part 4
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Narrator: Yeah, all this time and I just come in now, right? AHEM. *uses big narrator guy voice* Okay, last time on CB:U, Jet's ship, the Bebop, crashes into Earth; Faye is taken hostage by the mafia; Spike and Jet crash into each other and hurt themselves.
Spike: My SPLEEN
Jet: My BEARD
Ed:...ED!!!
...Meanwhile...
Faye: *tied up to a balloon* What the hell is this balloon for?
Mafia Guy 1: Decoration. *grins*
Faye: T_T
Mafia Guy 3: *Hits mafia guy 1*
Mafia Guy 2: *hits both mafia guy 1 and 3*
Faye: *hops away, a balloon stuck to her back* Now, how do i get out of here?
Kid: Hey, lady, you have a balloon stuck to your ass.
Faye: *turns* Grr, didn't your mother teach you manners?!
Kid: I DONT HAVE A MOM *kicks Faye in the shin and runs away*
Faye: Shit. T_T *falls on her butt, popping the balloon, and causing a stinging sensation* _o; Like...OW?!
...Back at the scene of the accident...
Spike: What's a spleen?
Jet: You're a 28 year old man, and you don't know what the hell a spleen is?
Spike: You're 32
Jet: Sure.
Spike: Or was it 36?
Jet: I'm not answering that.
Ed: *eats a rock*
Jet: You know...I just realized...we're in a desert...
Spike: And?
Jet: Which planet has a desert?!
Spike: Earth?
Jet: Crap.
Ed: YAY ED'S HOME!!
Spike: Can we go to your house?
Jet: *falls over*
Ed: Ed doesn't remember where Ed lives.
Narrator: Okay, to make this A.S.A.P (As short as possible), three years pass, and the three of them turn into Cavemen. Ed, however hits puberty and is a cavewoman, and finds love with a Komodo Dragon. Spike never learns what a spleen is, but he learns alot about the way Jet combs his new long beard (It's down to his feet), Jet keeps to himself...keeps EVERYTHING to himself (that includes hunted food). Faye gets a job as a cocktail waitress and is always getting hit on by the drunken manager. She later quits and becomes a hobo. :)
.::*FIN*::.