Link:say it right the first time

Jethro:I don't own crap

Link:I'll do it then, He dosen't own any chara-

Jethro:I don't own shit

Link:He meant any Zelda related things

Bob:hi

BILL:HI

Jethro:Ok these are two of my friends Bill and Bob.BILL Never found out how to undo capslock

BILL:I DID TOO!

Bob:no you didn't!

BILL:DID TOO!

Jethro:Lets start the fic

Sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!

part 2

talon:let go of her you loser

Ingo:he's the king dummy

talon:oh....

king:Gaurds! Arrest him!

talon:NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Back at farm::

Tatl:WAKEUP!!!!

Link:what happened?

Navi:Zelda knocked you out because she ate sugar

Link:oh

Tatl:I'm his fairy!

Navi:No, I am!

Tatl and Navi get in a fight

Navi:die!(kills Tatl)

Link:I guess your my fariy...

::Castle::

Ingo:I'm out of ciggarettes... Lets get pot!

Malon:ok!

(Ingo and malon go away while Link runs up)

Link:where's Zelda?

Gaurd:She is grounded

Link:I must save her!

Gaurd:Your not going in without a permit

Link:fine(sits down and falls asleep)

Gaurd2:take him to the dungeon

::The dungeon::

talon:hi Link

Link:zzzzzzz

talon:Wake up!

Link:evil space monkeys!

Bob:hi

Link:hi

BILL:HI

talon:lets play poker

Bob,BILL,and Link:ok

::Zelda's room::

Zelda:I'm bored

Zelda:me too

Zelda:I got an idea to escape!

Zelda:cool..what is it

Zelda:I don't know

Zelda:Lets sign up for Super Smash bros. melee

Zelda:ok!

(Zelda jumps out window)

::dungeon::

Link:no more

taon:aww just another round?

Link:ok as long as BILL remembers its not strip poker

BILL:YAY!STRIP POKER

Link:no! it's not strip poker! it's regular poker

BILL:BOO!!!!

Bob:how about blackjack21?

talon:ok

Link:ok

BILL:IS IT STRIP BLACKJACK21?

all:no!

END

Jethro:did you like it?

Link:Why am I arrested?

Jethro:because you are annoying about the disclaimer

BILL:STRIP POKER!!

Bob:I'm ashamed

BILL:WHY?

Bob:because i'm your brother

BILL:OH...HEY!!

Jethro:please r&r