Jethro:I don't own shit

Link:he means Zelda things or earthbound

Jethro:I mean what I say...what does r&r mean anyway?

Link:I don't know

Sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::Melee Tryouts::

Zelda:I wanna sign up for Super Smash Bros. Melee now!

Guy:What is your power?

Zelda knocks him out with Din's fire

Zelda:hello?

Zelda:Whats he doing?

Zelda:I don't know

Ness:you knocked him out

Zelda:shadup(knocks out Ness)

::Market::

Malon:do you have any pot?

Salesman:no

Ingo:fuck you!

Malon:....

Salesman:....

Ingo:do you have any crack?

Salesman:no

Malon:fuck you!

Ingo:....

Salesman:....

Ingo:opps, wrong lines

Malon:lets do it over again

Ingo:ok

Malon:do you have any crack?

Salesman:no

Ingo:fuck you!

Malon:....

SM:....

::dungeun::

talon:I got 3 sevens

Link:I got 7 threes

Jethro:I got an ace and 2 kings

BILL:WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?

Jethro:30 seconds ago

Bob:bikini babes

talon:what?

Link:why?

Jethro:...

BILL:THE DOOR IS OPEN

Bob:how?

Jethro:I left the door open

talon:lets get out of here!

Malon::hi

Link:Why are you here?

Malon:for smoking weed

talon:lets get out of here!

all:OK

::Melee tryouts::

Guy:(gain consciousness)Your in

Zelda:yay!(shoots din's fire everywhere)

all:ow

Zelda:cool

Guy35:don't do that again

Zelda:bye

::Hyrule field::

Link:since we're wanted criminals lets go to clock town to pull some pranks

Ingo:ok

::Clock town::

Zelda:hi

Link:hi

Malon:hi

Ingo:hi

talon:hi

BILL:HI

Bob:bikini babes

all:....

Jethro:freak.....hi

::Stock Pot Inn::

Anju:hi,Will you be spending the night?

Link:yes

Anji:room 6427, 6420 floor

Jethro:Where are the elevators?

Zelda:what are elevators?

Jethro:A box that brings you floor to floor

Link:we have one(points to box atached to a almost cut in half rope)

Jethro:nevermind

::86 days later::

Link:we're there

Jethro:but our rent was done 83 days ago

BILL:LETS TAKE THE ELEVATOR THIS TIME

talon:ok,it'll be quicker

Everyone gets on elevator

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Jethro:will we survive?

Link:probaly not,no one ever lived on that elevator

BILL:WE ALL GONNA DIE!

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