Sugar!!!!
Jethro:I don't own shi-
Link:He dosen't own Zelda related things
Zelda:or Mario or D.K. or Pokemon or Barney or RE or tv related things
Jethro:why did you put Mario, D.K., Barney, tv, RE and Pokemon?
Zelda:I'll tell you later
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Jethro:we all gonna die!
Zelda:need more sugar!
Malon:need pot
Ingo:me too!
(Malon and Ingo get out pot)
Malon:yay!
Jethro:help!
(Malon dies)
Zelda:Hurry up, I have a team match against Mario&Peach,I gonna to give that bitch such a thrashing
Jethro:who's on your team?
Zelda:Luigi
Link:Luigi?
Zelda:He wanted to beat up Mario for all the times he pushed him out of the way
::Kindergaten::
YLink:hi Baby Mario
BMario:hi Young Link, hi D.K.
D.K.:Why am I still in kindergarten?
YLink:you failed recess
BMario:how do you fail recess?
Mewtwo:I don't know why I got a job to teach you inscolent fools
Pichu:shut up
Mewtwo:Queit!(freezes pichu in suspended animation)
whole class exept Pichu:......
::Stock pot inn::
Guy from Courage the cowardly dog:make some room, ya fool
Telletubbie:Hi!
Link:Shut up ya fool(stabs telletubbie)
CTCD Guy:That's my line, ya fool
Link:Shut up ya fool(stabs CTCD guy)
Goron:I'm going down too
Jethro:NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(elevator crashes into floor)
BILL:DAMNIT!
Bob:Lucy!I'm home!
All:.......
Jimmy Nutron, Sheen& Carl:I'm loopy!I'm loopy!I'm loopy!
Celetic Guardian:I'm loopy like them!I'm loopy Like them!
::outside::
Mario:charge!
::stock pot inn::
Goron:lets go out and see whats happening
::outside::
Barney:charge!
BILL:LOOK, A WAR!
(everyone looks at a army of yoshis and barneys fighting and Mario and the biggest Barney fighting)
Linki:cool! the yoshis are winning!
Mario:yay we-a won!
Link:cool, but I'm cooler!(stabs Mario)
Bowser:Thanks
BILL:WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
Link:Bowser told me Mario was going to have a war and is paying me to kill him
Malon:Hi all!
Link:werent you dead?
Malon:This guy gave me something called the T-Virus
Jethro:keep away from her
Goron:Why?
Jethro:she's a zombie that eats human flesh!
Goron:Good because I'm a Goron, not a human(Malon bites him and he turns into a zombie)
Zelda:hi,oh ya, RE stands for Resident evil
Jethro:no wonder....
Mario:(get bitten)uugggghhh
girl comes up and shoots the goron's head
Link:why'd you do that?we were suppose to die
Girl:I was saving you from the zombie
Link:who are you anyway?
Girl:I'm the Red Queen
Jethro:sorry for their rudeness Red queen
Red Queen:none of you can save the world without going to unbrella corp.
Jethro:anywhere but there
Red Queen:that's the only place to get the antidote
Link:What's the antidote?
Red Queen:pot
Malon:I have pot
Bob:But your a zombie
Malon:Now I'm a normal girl because I healed my self
BILL:OK
Jethro:we have to use that
Malon:It's mine!go away!
(Red Queen kills her)
Jethro:o.......k.......
Red Queen:let's go!Barbie go!
All:........
Zelda:let's go to my castle and play video games and defend when a zombie comes in with Malon's pot
all:ok!
Red Queen:how can you think of video games at a time like this?
Zelda:easy, like this, Video GAMES, VIDEO GAMES
Red Queen:.....
Link:why don't you go play with Dairy Queen?
Red Queen:ok.... hey! Dairy queen is a place!(no one is there)
::Hyrule Castle::
Zelda:feel normal...need sugary ketchup......
Normal Zelda:hi whatcha doing?
Link:we were going to play video games
Zelda:ok
Ingo:why doesnt Jethro put me in?
Jethro:because you suck
Harry Champ:I'm Harry Champ!Destind to be King!
Jethro:he sucks, lets edit him out
Link:ok
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Zelda:feeling normal....... need sugary ketchup.......
Normal Zelda:hi! whatcha doing
Link:we were going to play video games
Zelda:ok
Ingo:why doesnt Jethro put me in?
Jethro:because you suck
Ingo:stupid jack ass
Jethro:your outta here(pulls out eraser)
Ingo:Like I'm scared of a oversized eras-(gets erased)
BILL:........
Bob:bikini babes
Jethro:I'm gonna erase you too(erases bob)
BILL:THANKS
Jethro:no prob
Link:exept you....
BILL:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
Link:your a problem too
Jethro:ok(erases BILL)
Link:ok
Zelda:hey my Sugar radar says there is no sugar on earth!
Jethro:Oh no!!!!!
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What should I do?
1.End the fic
2.Somehow make sugar appear
3.Make them travel to another planet
4.MAke a Genie change the world into sugar
please vote
first five of one will be the chosen path
Zelda:I hope we go to another planet
Jethro:I don't own shi-
Link:He dosen't own Zelda related things
Zelda:or Mario or D.K. or Pokemon or Barney or RE or tv related things
Jethro:why did you put Mario, D.K., Barney, tv, RE and Pokemon?
Zelda:I'll tell you later
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Jethro:we all gonna die!
Zelda:need more sugar!
Malon:need pot
Ingo:me too!
(Malon and Ingo get out pot)
Malon:yay!
Jethro:help!
(Malon dies)
Zelda:Hurry up, I have a team match against Mario&Peach,I gonna to give that bitch such a thrashing
Jethro:who's on your team?
Zelda:Luigi
Link:Luigi?
Zelda:He wanted to beat up Mario for all the times he pushed him out of the way
::Kindergaten::
YLink:hi Baby Mario
BMario:hi Young Link, hi D.K.
D.K.:Why am I still in kindergarten?
YLink:you failed recess
BMario:how do you fail recess?
Mewtwo:I don't know why I got a job to teach you inscolent fools
Pichu:shut up
Mewtwo:Queit!(freezes pichu in suspended animation)
whole class exept Pichu:......
::Stock pot inn::
Guy from Courage the cowardly dog:make some room, ya fool
Telletubbie:Hi!
Link:Shut up ya fool(stabs telletubbie)
CTCD Guy:That's my line, ya fool
Link:Shut up ya fool(stabs CTCD guy)
Goron:I'm going down too
Jethro:NNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
(elevator crashes into floor)
BILL:DAMNIT!
Bob:Lucy!I'm home!
All:.......
Jimmy Nutron, Sheen& Carl:I'm loopy!I'm loopy!I'm loopy!
Celetic Guardian:I'm loopy like them!I'm loopy Like them!
::outside::
Mario:charge!
::stock pot inn::
Goron:lets go out and see whats happening
::outside::
Barney:charge!
BILL:LOOK, A WAR!
(everyone looks at a army of yoshis and barneys fighting and Mario and the biggest Barney fighting)
Linki:cool! the yoshis are winning!
Mario:yay we-a won!
Link:cool, but I'm cooler!(stabs Mario)
Bowser:Thanks
BILL:WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?
Link:Bowser told me Mario was going to have a war and is paying me to kill him
Malon:Hi all!
Link:werent you dead?
Malon:This guy gave me something called the T-Virus
Jethro:keep away from her
Goron:Why?
Jethro:she's a zombie that eats human flesh!
Goron:Good because I'm a Goron, not a human(Malon bites him and he turns into a zombie)
Zelda:hi,oh ya, RE stands for Resident evil
Jethro:no wonder....
Mario:(get bitten)uugggghhh
girl comes up and shoots the goron's head
Link:why'd you do that?we were suppose to die
Girl:I was saving you from the zombie
Link:who are you anyway?
Girl:I'm the Red Queen
Jethro:sorry for their rudeness Red queen
Red Queen:none of you can save the world without going to unbrella corp.
Jethro:anywhere but there
Red Queen:that's the only place to get the antidote
Link:What's the antidote?
Red Queen:pot
Malon:I have pot
Bob:But your a zombie
Malon:Now I'm a normal girl because I healed my self
BILL:OK
Jethro:we have to use that
Malon:It's mine!go away!
(Red Queen kills her)
Jethro:o.......k.......
Red Queen:let's go!Barbie go!
All:........
Zelda:let's go to my castle and play video games and defend when a zombie comes in with Malon's pot
all:ok!
Red Queen:how can you think of video games at a time like this?
Zelda:easy, like this, Video GAMES, VIDEO GAMES
Red Queen:.....
Link:why don't you go play with Dairy Queen?
Red Queen:ok.... hey! Dairy queen is a place!(no one is there)
::Hyrule Castle::
Zelda:feel normal...need sugary ketchup......
Normal Zelda:hi whatcha doing?
Link:we were going to play video games
Zelda:ok
Ingo:why doesnt Jethro put me in?
Jethro:because you suck
Harry Champ:I'm Harry Champ!Destind to be King!
Jethro:he sucks, lets edit him out
Link:ok
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Zelda:feeling normal....... need sugary ketchup.......
Normal Zelda:hi! whatcha doing
Link:we were going to play video games
Zelda:ok
Ingo:why doesnt Jethro put me in?
Jethro:because you suck
Ingo:stupid jack ass
Jethro:your outta here(pulls out eraser)
Ingo:Like I'm scared of a oversized eras-(gets erased)
BILL:........
Bob:bikini babes
Jethro:I'm gonna erase you too(erases bob)
BILL:THANKS
Jethro:no prob
Link:exept you....
BILL:WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!???????????
Link:your a problem too
Jethro:ok(erases BILL)
Link:ok
Zelda:hey my Sugar radar says there is no sugar on earth!
Jethro:Oh no!!!!!
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What should I do?
1.End the fic
2.Somehow make sugar appear
3.Make them travel to another planet
4.MAke a Genie change the world into sugar
please vote
first five of one will be the chosen path
Zelda:I hope we go to another planet