No man has ever laid eyes upon "His" Greatness. No one shall oppose "Him". Those who stand in "His" way are burned, tortured and mutilated in the very fires of Hell...For even the Devil worships "Him". Only a few may speak His name...Cheesus...Ancient records tell of a place where "His" reign thrives. "His" throne sits high upon a mountain which is guarded by the Forces of Nature. You have been given the power to speak to Him...His Majesty...The Great Legendary...God of Cheese...CHEESUS...You are blessed by one of the greatest powers in the Universe. Very few stand in "His" way. If you are to fail My Lord then you shall face a painful and brutal death...I believe in you mortal...to protect and carry out "His" legacy...True knowledge exists in knowing that you know the meaning of life...The only real choice we have in life is choosing what to do with the time that is given to us... History of Cheesus: Cheesus is credited with creating the edible substance known as cheese. He was sent down by the powers of Heaven to bestow the citizens of Earth with a pleasure. Those who eat cheese are blessed by His gratitude. He has also founded the religion of Cheesism. Very few are accepted into this ancient religion. Those who oppose Cheesus and deserve to die are known as "lactose intolerant" I don't even know how to spell this unholy word. Cheesus is so powerful he sits next to God in the Heavens. Not even the Devil can pierce through the Soul of Cheesus. I am proud to receive the title of High Priest in this religion and Sacred Art. Those who truly believe in "His" greatness may be blessed. Cheesus was not born into this world like Jesus."He" was sent to Earth by God himself."He" was around when the Roman Empire was in control."He" was worshiped along with Zeus.After the fall of the Romans Cheesus was lost.No written records were recorded by them.The records are written by true followers of Cheesus.The documents state that few people follow "Him".After the fall of Rome, a cult created the religion of Cheesism.They formed a country on an island in the southwest Pacific.Not to far from the Equator so they may still have tropical weather for the sacrifices of Cheesus.How they got to this island.No one knows.the records state that they were taken there by a spiritual force, they believe that it was Cheesus "Himself".they started a colony and eventually made their own country known as Cheesiopia.they built grand cities with statues everywhere.they were soon attacked by anti- Cheesists.there was a great war that was fought.the island does not exist today.after the war the followers of Cheesus fled and a storm hit the island.the island was covered in water and fell to the bottom of the ocean do to the size and weight of the cities.many people have ventured to locate the lost cities of Cheesiopia but have not come back.there are no exact coordinates because the followers wanted to keep this Sacred Place safe.the teachings of Cheesus told them that the world will advance and that the cities would be lost.they wanted to preserve what they fought for and believed in.very few follow "His" teachings.only the people that truly believe in "Him".