Disclaimer

Link:Jethro got sick of me saying it right for him so I'm doing it!,so enyway he doesn't ow-

Jethro:I don't own shit

Link:It's everything

Jethro:shit shit shit shit shit shit

Link:enything enything enything enything enything

Jethro:shit x 100

Link:enything x infinity

Jethro:damn...

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Sugar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jethro:we must find sugar!

Link:look what I found!(holds up a lamp)

Zelda:so what look what I found!(holds up magic lamp)

Jethro:cool wash it!

Link:wasn't it rub it?

Jethro:I don't think she rubs them,that would be like having sex

Link:whatever

(zelda rubs the lamp)

Genie:I am Genie Lamie jamma you have 3 wishes

Jethro:I wish Bill was back

Genie:done

Link:why did you bring him back?

Jethro:my buddy Simdork wanted him to come back

Link:oh

bill:i want all of us to have superpowers!hey!my caps curse is gone!

Jethro:let me help(presses caps lock)

BILL:NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jethro:hahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahhahahahaha!

BILL:NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(zaps off jethro's arm)HEY COOL!

Jethro:(reproduces arm)that's not funny!

Link:What do I have?

Genie:you have unlimmited breath underwater

Link:no fair!I could already do that with my blue tunic!

Zelda:look what I can do!(changes everyone's hair green)

SimDork:hey!what can I do?

Genie:you have the power to do any power you want to do at that time

Link:Go to your own fic!

Jethro:shut up link(produces a 2nd head on link)

Link's other head:hi!I'm Paul!

(Simdork shoot's Link's head)

Paul:cool!I get Link's body!

JEthro:no you don't(reproduces Link's first head)Simdork you can shoot off Paul

Simdork:ok!(shoots off paul)

Link:Finnaly I'm normal

BILL:HEY GENIE, MAKE US GO TO THE PLANET OF SUGAR!

Genie:ok(everyone dissapears)

::Planet of Sugar::

Genie:My work is done(dissapears)

Zelda:SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link:oh no

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Jethro:ok that's the end of chapter 5

What shall Happen?

1.Yoshi Army was somehow transported to the planet of sugar and must stop Gannon from Taking all the sugar from that planet too

2.Evil monkey eats Zelda and the team must save her

3.Cheese army invades the world and tries to take out the sugar and make it become cheese planet

and Simdork if you don't want to be in this fic just tell me ok?