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Jethro:-

Link:LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jethro:.....

Link:LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jethro:I-

Link:LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jethro: (holds up sign that says I don't ow- (It was bitten off))

Link:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jethro:IDON'TOWNANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

Link:darn.....

Sud:when I said -bye! Gotta watch the Super Mario Bros. Movie (about 3 or 4 years old) - I didn't mean I was 3 or 4 years old

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SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Z Link:HAHA! I WI, Wi,wi,wi, win.....(falls down unconious)

Link:since Zora is dead lets drag his body!

Z Link: (Wakes up) DON'T CALL ME THAT CALL ME Miakou OR Zora Link

Zelda:O_o....... I GOT SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simdork: (appears out of nowhere) YYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jethro:O_o

Simdork:I'M BACK!!!!!!

Zelda:NUMMIE! (eats ground in front of Simdork)

all cept Zelda:O_o

Simdork:will you please stop doing that!?!

Zelda:^_^ okey dokey!

Miakou:can we go now?

Sud:I MEANT THE MOVIE!!!!!!! NOT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

all but Sud:O_o

Simdork:we got presents but we didn't open them!!

all:PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Link:I got a BIG present!

Jethro:open it!

Link: (opens it and millions of fangirls come out)

A Fangirl:GIVE ME A KISS LINK!!!

Link: (starts running away) =( Why always me?

Fans:AAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (chases after LInk)

Sud:I got a big present too! (opens it and finds a girl) I'm loved!

Girl:DIE!!!!!!!!!!! (chases Sud with an axe)

Sud:I guess not!

Link: (runs back and stuffs the girls into a jar) Hey I got another present, hope it's not girls

Miakou:Open it!

Link:ok.... (opens box witch has a sword and a postcard) It says

Dear Link,

I got you this pretty sword

Hope you like it! Love your secret admirer (or not really)

Link:oh well (pulls out sword) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (Link splits into 4 ppl)

Green Link (original):What happened? I just pulls a sword then I split

Blue Link:Where am I? I was just no where now I'm some where...... Call me Jamar!

Link:This must be the 4 Sword....

Red Link:Call me Brandon!

Purple Link:Where am I? Call me Jelani!

Link:ok little buggars go away

Jamar/Jelani/Brandon:Bastard! (walks away)

Jethro:I got a present too! (opens it to see a R4-D2)

R4-D2:beep bop boop beep!

Jethro:stop cursing!

Simdork:It's not cursing it always does that!

Jethro:what did you get?

Simdork:I don't know

Jethro:open it!

Simdork:I got a (opens present) uh, I have no idea (holds up something)

Jethro:That looks like a hamster

Hamster:Shake what yo mama gave ya!

Jethro:that's Ray from the blockbuster commertial

Ray:These are brown, I pissifacally asked, FOR GREEN!!!!!

all but Ray:O_o

alein: Oo_0o Bloofort gon echew twa san cu wa!

Zelda:Looky! (points at a giant present to Zelda from a sexy Redead)

All but Zelda:O_o

alein: Oo_0o schan gosan chewtaca mastacr Shhon tttooooff

Link:I don't think it's sexy

Zelda:LOOKY! (opens present to reveal a giant jar of Sugar) YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray:Whhhooaa! Thats one giant peice of shit!

Zelda:Sugar not shit! (beats up Ray)

Simdork:HEY! THAT'S MY PET!!!! (gets into Zelda and Ray's fight)

Link:Fun! (runs into fight)

Sud:okey dokie!! (Sud and the rest jump in)

Zelda:Hey looky! poo-poo head broke the rest of the pesents

Y LInk: (still sitting there) Hey I wanna fight! (jumps into fight)

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Jethro:(gets punched by Miakou in the balls) HEY SEE'YA LATER! (punches Link)