disclaimer

Jethro: (kicks Zelda) I don't own an-

Zelda:you'll pay! (kicks Jethro in shin)

Link:WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (kills Young Link)

Fighting stops

Jethro:I don't own anything

unknown voice: Young Link, you are the weakest Link, goodbye

Link:Yeah! I'm stronger!

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Sugar!

(Y Link is gone from story)

Sud:why'd ya kill him?

2 police dogs (standing like humans)

Fat dog:I'm Booker, time to book'em

Slim tall dog:I'm Copper, come with me

BILL:I WANT TO COME!

Copper:ok you, can come

Ray:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I still want green

Miakou:I want my presents!

Link:ME TOO!

BILL: I TALK ALL CAPS , NOT YOU!

LINK:I CAN IF I WANT

BILL:I HATE YOU

Link:good

Bob's ghost:Bikini babes

BILL: LET'S PLAY STRIP POKER!

Bob's ghost:only if bikini babes are there

all but the brothers:0_o

Y Link:x_x

Simdork:uh....

Y Link:x_x

Simdork:hello?

Y Link:x_x

Jethro:Trak out is almost here!

Ray:whoop e.....

Jethro:Lookie! One of my presents survived! (opens to find beamsword)

Link:why does he get a beamsword and I get a wimpy 4 Sword?

Jamar: It created us!

Link:exactly

Jamar:ugh.....

Jethro:Got away before I blow yo' friggen head off!

Jamar:gulp.... (runs away) AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jelani:Is that my que?

Link:(Cuts off Jelani's arm) Yup

Jelani:AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jethro:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Brandon:screw you guys, I'm going home

Link:you don't have one

Brandon:aww.....

Jethro:aww, my axe broke on Brandon's thick head....

Brandon:hey!

Jethro:haha!

Zelda:Sugar doesn't taste very good anymore......

Jethro:looks like our trip is over and we can go back to earth

Link:look! a magic lamp!

Jethro:cool (rubs it) (not the way in the under, eww)

Genie:OK, I am the Genie, I will warp you to the star (genie from Mario Party)

Link:take us home instead

Genie:ok, that's easier (warps them home)

Zelda:yay! gamecube time! Let's play The legend of Zelda, The Wind Waker!

Jethro:ok!

5 minutes after they leave.....

Gannondorf: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! My sugar army will kill you all! MWAHAHAHA- huh? Where did

everyone go?

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a/n

OK, I know some people like this fic so I'm gonna make a seqeul to it!

It will be called Coffee!

I will put it in the Super Smash Bros. section so don't look here!

It'll be up in maybe a week or so (today, or at least this chapter is 1/14/03)