At the Bar
This is a crazy story I put together one night. I don't mind if you hate it. Don't read it then.
Jack: Hey! How are you guys? Everyone: Good. Jack: Hey Popouri I thought you were going to the beach with me at 2:00. Popouri: I hate you! Your ugly, I like hairy chest here. Blondie: Popouri you're pretty. Jack: (Runs out crying, like a baby.) I hate you you you!! Popouri: Shut up Blondie! Blondie: Why are you yelling at me all of a sudden? Popouri: You're HOT! But I can't get with you right now! Blondie: That sounds fun! I'll swing by you're house later. Later! Bye.
Later that day.we find Jack still crying like a baby. He was at the beach. Popouri was there. She was at the beach with both Hairy & Blondie. Jack saw it. So, he ran home to Karen his wife who was almost ready to have their baby girl that was due any day now. She is the most attractive girl in town but Jack is still cheating on her. She has no clue. With a baby girl on the way it makes you think. * Maybe its because its not a boy* He slowed down as he reached the farm. The house door was slightly open. He ducked his head in to find Karen on the floor. She had her belly cut open where the baby would be, and there was blood spilling on the floor. Jack: Is this someone's Sick joke? He found a note after looking around. The note said: Dear Jack,
Don't tell anyone about this. Put the body up in the mountains. Don't mark the spot. The baby girl is fine and in your bedroom on the bed. Bye for now.
From Unknown
Jack: Aaahhhh Aaahhhh Aaahhhhh!!!!! (Fell over) Baby: Wah Wah Wah Jack: Huh? What happened? I hear a baby. I am going to the boat. Bye everyone!!!!!
No one ever heard from Jack ever again....... Wait Jack was caught for killing his wife. Popouri became pregnant from Blondie.or.was it Hairy. Jacks farm was sold to Jill a girl farmer.
The End
This is a crazy story I put together one night. I don't mind if you hate it. Don't read it then.
Jack: Hey! How are you guys? Everyone: Good. Jack: Hey Popouri I thought you were going to the beach with me at 2:00. Popouri: I hate you! Your ugly, I like hairy chest here. Blondie: Popouri you're pretty. Jack: (Runs out crying, like a baby.) I hate you you you!! Popouri: Shut up Blondie! Blondie: Why are you yelling at me all of a sudden? Popouri: You're HOT! But I can't get with you right now! Blondie: That sounds fun! I'll swing by you're house later. Later! Bye.
Later that day.we find Jack still crying like a baby. He was at the beach. Popouri was there. She was at the beach with both Hairy & Blondie. Jack saw it. So, he ran home to Karen his wife who was almost ready to have their baby girl that was due any day now. She is the most attractive girl in town but Jack is still cheating on her. She has no clue. With a baby girl on the way it makes you think. * Maybe its because its not a boy* He slowed down as he reached the farm. The house door was slightly open. He ducked his head in to find Karen on the floor. She had her belly cut open where the baby would be, and there was blood spilling on the floor. Jack: Is this someone's Sick joke? He found a note after looking around. The note said: Dear Jack,
Don't tell anyone about this. Put the body up in the mountains. Don't mark the spot. The baby girl is fine and in your bedroom on the bed. Bye for now.
From Unknown
Jack: Aaahhhh Aaahhhh Aaahhhhh!!!!! (Fell over) Baby: Wah Wah Wah Jack: Huh? What happened? I hear a baby. I am going to the boat. Bye everyone!!!!!
No one ever heard from Jack ever again....... Wait Jack was caught for killing his wife. Popouri became pregnant from Blondie.or.was it Hairy. Jacks farm was sold to Jill a girl farmer.
The End