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Three Shrewd Ways to ruin a Wedding

Rukawa Kaede glared at his father for the 10th time in a minute. He was called down to have a talk, but neither said a word.

Finally his father smiled slightly and sighed, "Rukawa, you know I love your mother very much. And you also know that she's not coming back right?" His father asked him.

Rukawa answered with another glare.

"Anyway," his father continued. "Remember Maya Shinamori? You go to school with her daughter Miyuki." His father urged him to remember.

Rukawa cringed. How could he not remember Miyuki? She was the school photographer who watched almost every basketball practice, glaring at Rukawa every chance she got. It irked him and he lost concentration.

"Well, I've been seeing Maya for a while now and we," His father broke into his thoughts. "Have decided to get married."

Rukawa's jaw dropped to the ground. 'No-'

"-way!" Miyuki screamed in horror. Maya cringed and stepped away from her daughter. "I can't believe this mom. You're going to marry that…that man and force me to become related to that kid?"

"Yamato and I already talked about this. I love him so much can't you understand Miyuki? And that kid's name is Rukawa Kaede." Maya replied sternly. She glanced at her daughter.

Miyuki looked like she was about to jump off a cliff. She sighed and gave her mom a weak smile. "Congratulations then. I guess you'll be happy again. I didn't really like it when you were depressed about Dad leaving us."

Maya smiled back and gave her daughter a big hug. "We'll be happy again. Yamato, Rukawa, you and I will be a happy family."

Miyuki frowned, not if I can help it.

Rukawa shut the door to his locker and headed for his first class. It was Monday morning and Rukawa had spent the whole weekend contemplating whether or not he should kill himself before he became a half brother to the girl.

He stopped at the doorway of the classroom and saw Miyuki talking to one of her friends. Also a fangirl of his. Thank God that Miyuki wasn't a fangirl or he'd be spending the rest of his life running away from her. Unless he killed himself.

"Oh my gosh, you actually get to live with him 24/7!" Her fangirl friend exclaimed.

Miyuki frowned, "Not a chance. I think I'd be staying away from him 24/7. Unless I move away. With my dad, nah. His wife's an old hag. Or I'll just kill myself!" She joked and her fangirl friend laughed with her.

Well we think alike. Rukawa thought and couldn't help but notice how cute Miyuki looked when she slightly cocked her head to one side and grinned childishly.

"Move kitsune." A voice from behind ordered.

Rukawa walked in and muttered his usual reply, "D'aho."

Sakuragi scowled and took his seat behind Miyuki. Rukawa took his seat behind Miyuki's fangirl friend. Her friend turned around. "So Rukawa, I heard that you and Miyuki are going to be step siblings. Are you cool about this?" She asked cheerfully but Rukawa just put his head down and tried to sleep. It was way too early to bring the marriage up again.

"WHAT? Did I hear right?" Sakuragi exclaimed. "Miyuki and Rukawa are going to be step siblings? Is it true Karina?"

Rukawa heard Miyuki groan in annoyance. "Yes Sakuragi. Now shut up!" Rukawa snickered to himself as Sakuragi kept asking questions and Miyuki kept hitting him. At least she knows how to deal with the brain dead monkey.

Miyuki sighed and slowly opened the door to the roof of the school. She was tired of people talking about her and Rukawa becoming siblings and the fact that the Rukawa fan club, minus her friends in the club, had began their slow torture. Starting with the death glares.

At last the door opened and Miyuki was allowed a view at the beautiful clear sky. She had begun to walk forward but tripped on something. "Oh." She muttered as she fell on her hands and knees, long brown hair in her face and her skirt flipped to her back, flashing anyone who was behind her. Who happened to be her step brother-to-be.

Rukawa had been peacefully sleeping until something or someone had kicked him. He slowly opened her eyes and saw a girl slowly getting up from the ground with her skirt flipped up. The girl stood up and dusted her herself. She turned around and shock appeared on her face.

"Rukawa! What are you doing lying in the middle of the floor?" She demanded and gave him an icy glare.

He returned with one of his own. "I should be asking you why you go around showing your underwear." He answered calmly.

Miyuki gasped, "This is just great. My step brother is a major hentai."

Rukawa hastily got up. "Don't even bring that up. I even want to think about it." He walked toward the edge of the roof and placed his hands in his pockets.

Miyuki gazed after him. "You don't want this to happen either."

Rukawa didn't say anything.

"I can't believe this is happening. I mean what were they thinking?" Miyuki suddenly burst out. "I have to stop this damn wedding. Espionage, sabotage, whatever to stop this wedding." She paused and looked up, "Rukawa, I hate to do this but I need your help. If you don't want my mom to marry your dad, and vice versa, then we need to work together to stop them for doing the unthinkable."

Rukawa thought for a minute then replied, "I also hate to do this I'll help. I don't want to see this marriage happen. Shake on this?"

Miyuki turned her head away haughtily, "No thanks. I'd rather tongue a snake."

Rukawa frowned then realized that Sakuragi was at the doorway watching them carefully. "The snake's right there." Rukawa smirked at Miyuki.

For the first time that she'd known him, Miyuki found herself thinking how attractive Rukawa was. She suddenly shook her head. This alliance was temporary. It was only until they canceled the wedding. After the cancellation of the wedding, then things would get back to normal. He could go on with his life and she could go on with her life. For now, she had to act nice to him. She couldn't be thinking of how good looking he was. After all, business is business.

Author Notes: So was it good? Reviews are nice and flames will be taken as constructive criticism's. I don't know much about Rukawa's family but I made up the name. And I thought Rukawa seemed OOC. I haven't really watched Slam Dunk so please excuse me. Next chapter hopefully coming out soon.