DISCLAIMER: Same as always. I don't own Slam Dunk.

Notes: Thank you for all your wonderful reviews! Thank you so much. For those who asked if Rukawa and Miyuki are going to end up together, I can't tell. S.E.C.R.E.T! Hehe. But for:

Unquestionable: Fetucinni is a long flat pasta which is usually served in white cheese sauce. Or alfredo. Well I think it's cheese anyway.

Karen: I've only watched SD when I was in Asia for a vacation. But if you know where I can get some fansubs or dubbed tapes or DVD's that would be great. I love watching Sakuragi make a fool of himself.

Thanks again for all those who reviewed. Here's the fourth chapter. Enjoy.

Three Shrewd Ways to Ruin a Wedding

Rukawa sat in front of the TV staring indirectly at it. He wasn't really paying attention, just catching movements here and there. He stopped at a horror movie. As far as he knew, a vampire was on the hunt for other vampires. He should get the vampires to after Miyuki. He was sure she was from hell. Sure he had fun tonight. After all, they were on a truce. Maybe after the truce. He smiled. Well why not?

The door opened quietly then shut a few seconds later. "Rukawa?" His father was home. Wonderful.

Rukawa made no move when his father joined him in the living room.

"What did you do all night?" His father asked.

Rukawa shrugged, "Nothing."

His father chuckled. " I had a strange evening with Maya. You'll never guess what happened."

Wanna bet?

"Well, we were having dinner at the Plaza when some lunatic placed worms in our clam chowder."

Twitch.

"Then," his father continued. "A psycho put some hot sauce, I think, in our cocktail drinks."

Another twitch…wait. It was Miyuki who put the hot sauce. Rukawa laughed inside. His father had called his future "daughter" a psycho.

"Can you believe that?"

Rukawa faced his father. He blankly stared at him. Does he know? No he couldn't. But it's like he's implicating me. He turned away and watched the movie.

The vampire hunter was just shot and the vampire he was after decapitated a dark haired young man.

Rukawa raised both brows. Hn…just what my father will do if he found out it was me who ruined their dinner…same goes for Miyuki.

Rukawa sauntered to the newspaper office lazily. He was supposed to meet Miyuki at lunch. He groaned in annoyance. That girl's getting to me. Besides, he didn't have basketball practice.

As he reached the office, Haruko came stumbling out. "Oh…" She glanced up blushed once she saw him. "Hi Rukawa. What are you doing here?" She asked sweetly.

"Miyuki." Was his one word response.

Her face fell. "I guess you two have been spending a lot of time together…" Her voice trailed off.

"What are you talking about? We aren't going to be related!" Miyuki snapped. She was standing at the doorway staring at Rukawa. For a moment, she gave him a glare then her eyes darted back and forth between Rukawa and Haruko. She began to step aside. "I'll be upstairs. You know which way is up right?" She asked mockingly then left. When she rounded the corner, she took a moment and inhaled. Why am I spiteful all of a sudden? She slowly started up the steps leading to the roof. She took another mouthful of air.

"Are you hyperventilating?" Rukawa asked, surprising her.

She whirled around to glare at him. "You!" She snapped.

"Can't you finish your vocabulary Shinamori? Or are you running out of words 'coz your brain stopped running?"

Miyuki fumed. How dare he insult her like that! And to think, she was enjoying his company the night before. She was ready to come back with a couple insults but she held them. This isn't the right time. Deciding to smile sweetly, she was going to lead him on then slap it in his face. She almost laughed out loud.

Rukawa congratulated himself.

Miyuki couldn't say anything. But she was smiling and heading toward him. "What did you say dear?" She purred sweetly.

Rukawa was confused. "Nothing."

Miyuki leaned against his shoulder, staring at his pale face. She could feel the heat emitting from the closeness of their bodies. She was about to grab his arm when,

"What are you doing?" A voice sternly asked. They jumped apart. Ms. Hanabi, a science teacher, had her hands on her hips and was frowning. "Now I repeat, what are you doing?"

Rukawa slouched and looked bored but Miyuki stood rigid and looked alarmed. She looked at Rukawa. Now's the time for revenge. "He's trying to rape me." She informed Ms. Hanabi bluntly, while still looking at Rukawa. Sorry, bud but this is war remember? Even if we have that truce.

The teacher's eyes widened. "Rukawa Kaede! Explain yourself." She demanded forcefully.

Miyuki threw him a smug look. Looks like I won!

Rukawa stared at her, he could practically see her dancing mentally. Then he looked at Ms. Hanabi. "You can't exactly rape the willing." He answered plainly.

Miyuki paused. Ms. Hanabi gazed at her.

"We weren't doing anything Ms. Hanabi. We were just talking." Rukawa continued. He could tell he hit Miyuki hard. She was speechless. She slowly looked at him, giving him an I-can't-believe-you'd-sink-that-low-to-insult-me, look.

Ms. Hanabi sighed. "Alright then." She turned her heel and left.

Miyuki was still staring at Rukawa. She stepped toward him and backhanded him. The sound echoed in the wind before everything became silent. "I hate you, you piece of garbage!" She screeched, forgetting her composure and using immature language. She had never been insulted so bad in her life. Without thinking, she turned and ran back inside the school.

Rukawa massage his right cheek gingerly. There was a small dent where Miyuki's ring had made its mark. Finger marks were also visible. Our alliance must be over.

Miyuki gripped her pencil, anger flowing through her veins. That man…that kid…is going to pay. She thought angrily, unable to concentrate in class. To her, the teacher droned on and on and on.

"In some species the female prey on the males."

That caught Miyuki's attention.

"In some species of spiders,"

Miyuki put her hand up. The teacher paused. "Yes Ms. Shinamori?"

Miyuki grinned. "Does that count humans?"

The teacher blinked. "Well no…I don't think it's common for women to go after the men."

Miyuki nodded and turned her head to catch Rukawa's eye. "Yeah, but women can rip their heart our. Twist their arm, break their neck, squish their brains, punch their stomach, decapitate their head, poke their eyeballs, cut their nose…" Miyuki kept going on, not realizing that everyone's eyes were on her.

The teacher's eyes widened as Miyuki placed emphasis on the many verbs she could think of to hurt someone.

Rukawa stayed emotionless.

"Okay Ms. Shinamori. Those are interesting ways to hurt someone. I just hope that you don't try it."

Miyuki sneered at Rukawa, glad to get some of her anger out. "Oh I'm sure I have the perfect piece of garbage."

Rukawa cringed.

She sat down and smiled wider. Suddenly her pager sounded off. She read it and gasped. 'Black tie dinner at Yamato's tonight. You have to come.' "WHAT?!" She shrieked and bolted up and slammed her fists on the desk.

"Ms. Shinamori! Detention after school for disrupting the class." The teacher scolded.

Miyuki sunk in her seat. Oh what a horrible day.

Author Notes: Hehe...Rukawa seems OOC to me. It just seems so boring for him not to say anything all the time. Please review. I really appreciate it.