DISCLAIMER: I don't own Slam Dunk. I do own Miyuki Shinamori who I wish to dispose of since I am going crazy. Hehe.

Kuroi Neko-kun: Will they or will they not?

Rheia: Here it is! Thanks for the luck. I hoped I fixed it.

Unquestionable: [revives Miyuki] I still need her remember? We don't want Rukawa to end up alone in this fic right?

Frozen Female: You knew it would happen? Am I that predictable? Rukawa only kissed Haruko on the cheek.

Rokowa: Me too. Especially when I'm the one in front of the comp writing all these insane things for Miyuki to do to him.

Miracle: [blows whistle] All right. Break it up! Hehe. Why don't we throw in a larger closet then? Miyuki out, you in?

-^.^-: Hey, your head's on fire! Just kidding!

NOTE: I'm going crazy so flame me for this chapter if you want. For its shortness and strangeness. Also please tell me if there's something screwed up in the chapters or titles or the order. Thanks!

Three Shrewd Ways to Ruin a Wedding

Miyuki bent her elbow to comb a strand of hair away from her lips. She squinted when her hand hit something fuzzy. Kami-sama, someone get me out of here. I feel dizzy, hot and…high?

"Ow." Rukawa's voice came flatly near Miyuki.

Her eyes dropped. "Rukawa, you better not sleep! I don't want you drooling all over me." She shifted her position. "Ow, Rukawa, do you mind moving over?" She heard him sigh loudly. Then she realized that she was really near him. She could hear him breath, feel his heart beat. She let her hands wander and bumped into something.

"Ow!" Rukawa exclaimed loudly. "You hit my nose wench. What are you doing?" He tried to push her away, but the closet was really tiny that there was no room to move.

Miyuki growled. "Watch your hands buddy! Can't guarantee you're not like Akira." She cocked her head and rammed heads with Rukawa.

"OW!" They exclaimed simultaneously.

Miyuki frowned in the dark. Damn him. Why couldn't he have picked another dare? "Oi Rukawa, why didn't you pick another dare? This is all your fault!" She scolded and attempted to punch him. "Itai!" She yelp when her hand made contact with the wall.

He snickered. "Serves you right. It's your fault that we're in here. If you only did what I told you to do."

"Hah! I'd rather jump off a cliff!"

"I heard that before."

"Well hear it again! I'D RATHER JUMP OFF A CLIFF THAN DO WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO DO YOU EGOTISTIC JERK! BAKA!"

Outside, everyone turned away from the movie and stared at the racket coming from the closet. "Anou, should we let them out? It's been past 15 minutes." Sendoh asked Koshino.

He snickered. "Nah, I'm too lazy to get up. Maybe after the movie."

"BAKEROU!" Miyuki yelled again. She was becoming frustrated. She couldn't breathe; move or even see what was happening. "Watch your hands buddy!" She warned and tried to punch him again. And again, her hand made contact with the wall. She sobbed.

Rukawa moved his hand to try and cover her wailing mouth. He felt her warm face beneath his frigid hand.

"Ummm…why are you covering my eyes? Rukawa? What are you doing? It better not be anything hentai! Rukawa? Rukawa?" She wriggled and started laughing. "Mmpfph!" She tried to say something when Rukawa clamped her mouth shut.

Rukawa snickered once more. Then a fist connected with his stomach.

"Go to sleep but don't drool!" Her voice sounded dangerous. She sighed and leaned her head against the wall. Her feet were aching. Briefly closing her eyes for a moment, she wished that her mom would fall for the fake lover and leave Rukawa's dad. Please, I want my parents to get back together! I want my life to be complete once more.

THUD

Miyuki opened an eye. She lifted her hand and felt silky strands of hair on her shoulders. A heavy load was on her left shoulder. "Rukawa?" She whispered. He didn't answer. Miyuki placed a hand on the hair and realized it was Rukawa's head. His head was rested on her shoulder. And he was sleeping.

Feeling a bit sleepy herself, she obliviously ran a hand through his hair. The soft strands were inviting. She straightened up and pulled Rukawa up so that he was sleeping stationed straight. Oh no. I feel so hot. My head hurts. She kept stroking his hair as she nearly dozed off, a soft melody playing in her mind.

~ I held a Jewel in my fingers

And went to sleep

The day was warm,

Ah winds, winds were prosy

I said ,I said "Twill keep"

I woke-and chid my fingers,

The Gem was gone in my hands

And now, a Raven remembrance

Is all I own ~

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Author's Note: See? What did I tell you? Weird. Supposedly humor to dramatic. Ugh! Reviews please! Oh by the way, the song is from Yami no Matsuei. I changed the a line: "And now, an Amethyst remembrance" to "And now, an Raven remembrance" I don't own the song either!