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Three Shrewd Ways to Ruin a Wedding

~ I held a Jewel in my fingers

And went to sleep

The day was warm,

Ah winds, winds were prosy

I said, I said "Twill keep"

I woke-and chid my fingers,

The Gem was gone in my hands

And now, a Raven remembrance

Is all I own ~

Rukawa opened his eyes and tried to focus. Nothing happened though. It was still as dark as before. Closet do'ahou. He thought cursing the bloody closet that kept Miyuki and him. He straightened up felt something running through his head. Realizing that his head was resting on something, he muttered, "Do'ahou!" No one answered. He moved his hands around and hit Miyuki's hair. He grabbed whatever was running through his hair and blinked in surprise when he realized it was Miyuki's hand. He blinked. Miyuki was touching him? Eh? Is she drunk? He pulled back and shook her. No avail since she was fast asleep. He lightly slapped her cheek.

"Mmmhmmm…" She murmured.

Rukawa heard her shake her head, making contact with the doorframe.

WHAM

"OH!" She yelped. "Dangit that hurts!" She yelled and tried to fight back. "Garangit!" She yelled again. Miyuki opened her eyes and realized that the burden that was on her shoulder was gone. Only it wasn't a burden. It was Rukawa. She sighed.

Rukawa blinked. "Oi, are you awake?" He asked softly.

"Yeah. How long have we been in here? Akira and Hiro said only fifteen minutes."

Rukawa snorted. "Yeah well they're not letting us out. Anou…why were you running your hand in my hair?"

She paused. "Ehahahah." She laughed nervously. "I was dreaming about something I guess." What a lame lie. Any idiot can see through that.

"Oh."

Eh?

"By the way, you were humming out of tune wench."

Miyuki raised a brow.

Rukawa waited for a reaction.

"BAKEROU!" Steam was whizzing out her ears. I don't hum out of tune. Is that even possible? Her hands shot out and encircled around Rukawa's narrow neck. Kami-sama knows how she even managed to snag his neck in the dark. "I don't hum out of tune! Baka, baka, baka!"

Rukawa blinked. She was trying to strangle his arm.

"Oi!" Koshino threw the door wide open. He snickered at the two freshmen. Miyuki was holding on to Rukawa's arm and Rukawa had a blank look plastered on his face. "Enjoy your time ne?" He asked knowingly that the time they spent together in the closet was…intimate. They were only centimeters apart.

Miyuki glared at him. She let go of Rukawa's arm and huffed. "Hiro! You're dead!" She stated and marched away.

Rukawa glared too and walked away without a word.

"So, how did they take it?" Sendoh asked coming up behind Koshino. He was munching on lemon drops.

Koshino sweatdropped. "Eh…Akira, you only take those if you're sick. They contain methanol." He whacked Sendoh on the head.

Sendoh smiled. "But it taste good. Do you thing we should have taken them out after fifteen minutes?" He continued to drop the lemon drops in his mouth. Methanol tastes good.

"Nah. It's boring now. That's why I had to let them out. She told me that I'm dead. Ya think she'll give me a run for my money?" He winked.

"Hiro, she likes Rukawa. Don't go after her."

Koshino laughed. "What an interesting relationship. I can just imagine it.

'Baka honey, can you go get some diapers for the baby?'

'Wench, get them yourself!'

'Bakerou!'"

He howled with laughter. "Seriously Akira, you really think that Miyuki likes that ice block?"

Sendoh nodded. "Trust me Hiro. She's head over heels."

Rukawa yawned. It was way past his curfew but it didn't matter. His dad wasn't around to check up on him. He was still at the party with Miyuki. Do'ahou closet.

Miyuki stumbled toward him, half-awake among other things. "Rukawa," She slurred. "Let's dance!"

"No."

"But-"

"No."

Miyuki sighed shakily and stood properly. She tried to grab his shoulder but wobbled on her knees and almost fell to the ground if a certain porcupine didn't catch her.

"Woah! Miyuki, you're not okay. Let's go home."

She giggled. "Of course I am *hic* Aki."

Sendoh glanced helplessly at Rukawa. "Let's take her home." The trio walked away from the house.

"She can't even walk a step let alone walk to her house. I say we leave her." Rukawa angrily suggested. Why was he angry? I'm not. Payback for screaming n my ear! He noticed Sendoh gaping. "What?" He snapped.

"You can actually talk. Actually say something more than three syllables." Sendoh smiled. "You aren't handicapped in speaking at all.

Rukawa fumed. "Do' ahou!" He muttered and continued walking.

"You didn't know that Aki? Rukawa can talk. *hic* He's just shy around gorgeous guys like you Akira." She stuttered in a circle.

"Nani? What are you implying, you drunken girl? That I'm gay?"

Miyuki laughed in response to Rukawa's protest. She walked to them. "You admit *hic* that you're *hic* gay? All this time Ru? *hic* And you never told me."

Rukawa shook his head as Sendoh laughed in amusement.

"I. AM. NOT. GAY! You don't know what you're saying you drunkard!" He pointed straight at Miyuki.

She shot forward and tried to bite his finger, but since her vision was a bit tipsy, she missed and fell, bringing Rukawa down with her.

Sendoh got her off him and gave her a piggyback.

"Careful Sendoh, you might kill her with that hair of yours."

Sendoh grinned.

Miyuki groaned. "Woah, he's right Aki." She said as she touched the tip of his gravity-defying hairdo.

They kept walking through the empty streets in silence. Miyuki was half-asleep.

"Is she drunk?" Rukawa asked.

Sendoh shrugged. "Miyuki, did you drink?"

"No. But some nice guy gave me *hic* some clear stuff before the *hic* closet and after *hic* the closet. It was so delish, he kept giving me glass after glass. *hic* That party was fun Akira. Let's go*hic* to another one. By the way, is the baka still with us? The bishie one?"

Sendoh smiled. "Oh Rukawa, why?"

Rukawa looked at her. The bishie one?

She was smiling with her eyes closed.

"Oh yeah, Rukawa why are you still here?" Sendoh asked. He shifted uncomfortably to balance Miyuki's weight on his back.

Rukawa glared at Sendoh straight in the eye. "To make sure you don't take advantage of her. Don't touch her.

Sendoh laughed much to Rukawa's surprise. "You think I'd rape Miyuki? Kami-sama. You crack me up Ru. She's my friend. I'm not a hentai."

"Yeah right. I can hear all these hentai thought in your head Akira. They're dancing and talking, celebrating the hentai thoughts of their owner." Miyuki laughed.

Rukawa couldn't help but smirk. Miyuki would be fine. "Bye." He abruptly said and walked away from them.

Sendoh stared after him. "C'mon Miyuki. Let's get you in bed. Remind me to slap you if you ever drink while you're still underage."

There was no reply for a few minutes before she groggily retorted, "Bite me!"

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