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Three Shrewd Ways to Ruin a Wedding

Sendoh lay Miyuki down on her bed and pulled up the covers. He took a washcloth, soaked it under warm water and placed it on her forehead. "Miyuki, what did you do to yourself?" He questioned the seemingly unconscious girl.

Then she opened her eyes. "Hey Aki. Thanks for bringing me home." She rubbed her eyes." I lost control. I knew what I was drinking. I just wanted to forget everything."

Sendoh sat on her bed and wiped her forehead and face with the washcloth. "Forget what?"

"My mom is going to marry that man in a week. I'm going to be Rukawa's stepsister and, "She trailed off, unsure of what to say.

"And what?"

Miyuki shut her eyes. Everything is going to change. I don't want it to change. And I'm losing myself, all because of that baka." She sighed.

Sendoh slowly smiled, an idea forming in his head. "I'll be right back." He told her and entered the living room. He picked up the phone and dialed Rukawa's number.

"Hello?" Rukawa answered.

Sendoh looked back to make sure Miyuki wasn't watching. Summoning his highest voice, he greeted. "Rukawa. It's Miyuki." He made a face.

"Miyuki? You sound different. What's wrong? Did that do'ahou try anything?"

Sendoh gave a high pitch laugh. "No. Do you want to go the mall tomorrow?"

"Why?"

"Our parents are getting marr-"

A loud crash was heard. Sendoh snapped his head back and saw Miyuki staggering towards him.

"Miyuki?" Rukawa asked.

Sendoh bit his lip and sighed. "Kuso. I'm fine Rukawa. So the mall then tomorrow?"

"Fine, by the way, what's that noise?"

Sendoh looked at Miyuki. She was jumping on the couch singing the Pokemon theme song. "Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all!"

That's Sendoh singing Pokemon." Sendoh stiffly replied, insulting himself.

Rukawa snorted. "Sendoh? Singing Pokemon? I didn't know he was that gay!"

Sendoh frowned darkly. You owe me Miyuki. The things I do for you. "Well bye Rukawa. Come by my apartment around ten." He replied, making yet another face.

"Whatever."

Then there was silence. Even Miyuki was quiet. Sendoh placed the phone down and glanced at Miyuki. She was passed out on the floor. So that's why she was so quiet. He carried her and lay her back on her bed. "Sleep tight Shinamori, tomorrow, you have a date with Rukawa." He brushed her hair away from her face and smiled fondly at her. "I don't know how you could fall for that block of ice." He whispered softly, pulling up the covers to keep the girl he treated like a younger sister warm. Turning off the lamp, he was walking to the door when she uttered a single word, confirming his suspicions on Miyuki's feelings of a certain someone.

"Kaede."

Eyelids lifted to show a pair of drowsy light brown eyes. "Uhhh…" The owner groaned and pressed a hand over her forehead. "Head, hurts. So much." She softly complained.

DING DONG

She jumped and glanced at her alarm clock. 10:15AM. "Who would come this early?" She went to the door and opened it.

She blinked. Then she blinked again. "Rukawa? What in the world are you doing here?"

He snarled. "You told me to come this early. We were going to the mall remember?"

Miyuki shook her head. "No, I don't." She was about to say something when a sickening feeling started to creep up. She ran to the bathroom.

Rukawa paused and could hear gurgling noises. "Are you throwing up?"

"What do you thin-" Another gurgling noise. "Can you get me some milk? Warm milk?"

Rukawa shut the door and opened the fridge. A bottle of milk was visible, and also a container of blueberry cheescake. "Can I have the cheesecake?" He brought out the milk and cheesecake.

He walked to the bathroom and saw Miyuki leaning over the toilet bowl. She was pale and her eyes were bloodshot. He handed her the milk container. "Here. Hangover?"

Miyuki glared at him. "Shaddup!" She grabbed the milk and chugged it down. Suddenly she dropped it and lurched over the toilet bowl.

Rukawa looked away and started eating the cheesecake. "Hurry up wench."

"I can't exactly rush throwing up now can I?"

"Force it out!"

"Baka."

"Wench."

"Baka."

"Wench."

"Ba-" Another gurgling noise.

Rukawa trailed after Miyuki slowly. He was at the mall shopping with Miyuki, Kami knows why. He had nothing better to do since it was Sunday and he didn't have any other excuse to be with her. She was feeling better, after spending two hours in the bathroom. Also, they figured that all their hard work and sabotage wasn't working since their parents went on a four-day holiday. So instead of doing nothing at home, they went to the mall and buy their parents wedding gifts.

He thought back two nights before. When they had the dinner. He figured out Miyuki's game and played as well but it ended up way too close. They almost did CPR. That just wasn't right. First of all, I'd never kiss someone from hell; second of all, she's my stepsister-to-be. Funny how we both forgot about it. Or we're just avoiding it. And to Koshino's party. When they spent fifteen minutes in the bloody closet. Fifteen minutes from heaven they called it. It was far from heaven.

"Rukawa!" Miyuki called him, bringing his mind back to earth. She was meters ahead of him, sitting at a table in the food court.

He walked to her and sat across from her. "How long do we have to stay here? Haven't we bought enough?" He complained and dropped the bags beside him.

Miyuki shook her head. "No. I still have to buy my mom something. This really bites. They're getting married even after through all that torture! First the worms, hot sauce, fake lover's phone calls, and all the other stuff. But nothing happened."

Rukawa nodded and was about to reply when, a tall dark shadow loomed over them.

"Tensai is here!" He gasped in mock surprise. "The baka kitsune is in the mall? With Miyuki?" Sakuragi laughed out loud.

Rukawa glared at him. "Do'aho. If I wasn't in the mall with Miyuki, would she be sitting across me?" Miyuki giggled.

Sakuragi face faulted then stood rigid again. Haruko jumped out from behind him. "Hello Miyuki, Rukawa. Funny bumping into each other." She took a seat beside Rukawa and smiled. "I saw a basketball at the sports store but I don't know if it's a good kind. Will you help me Rukawa?" She asked pleadingly.

Sakuragi's face fell. "Haruko, I can help you." Miyuki's eyes narrowed. Her eyes darted back and forth between Rukawa and Sakuragi. Rukawa was expressionless as usual, while Sakuragi was almost balling.

Haruko latched onto Rukawa's arm and pulled him up. "It's alright Sakuragi, Rukawa and I will be right back." She happily skipped to the store with Rukawa lagging behind.

Miyuki and Sakuragi eyed after them. "How could she do this to me? I'm way better then that baka kitsune. I'm tensai!" He banged his head on the table.

Miyuki growled. She had her chin resting on her palm. "And he didn't even object. What a jerk." She thought out loud.

Sakuragi's head jerked up. "What are you saying Miyuki? Are you angry because Haruko and Rukawa are together?" He suddenly shook his head. "They aren't together!" He wailed.

Miyuki patted him on the head. "I'm not mad. I'm just sad for you Sakuragi. I know how much you like Haruko." And how much it annoys me to see her latched on like that. She paused. Am I jealous of Haruko? Because she's with Rukawa for a couple minutes? Am I insane? She had this weird look on her face so Sakuragi knocked her on the head. "Owww...what was that for?" She muttered.

"You were spacing out. You had this weird look on your face." Sakuragi explained. "You looked kinda funny like this. He pinched her cheeks.

"Owww. Itai." Miyuki complained and grabbed hi ears. "Look at you, like a monkey." She teased. They both laughed, still holding and pulling on cheeks and ears. They didn't notice Haruko and Rukawa were standing beside them, gawking. Well, Haruko was.

Miyuki and Sakuragi paused and looked at them without letting go of each other.

"That's so cute." Haruko exclaimed. They both let go. Haruko sat beside Sakuragi and Rukawa sat beside Miyuki. "So I guess your parents are going to tie the knot in two weeks." Haruko brought up.

Rukawa and Miyuki frowned. Their efforts to break up the marriage were all in vain. It must've been true love after all, if their parents could withstand the torture their scheming children lay out for them.

Rukawa snapped back into reality when he spotted a certain basketball star from Ryonan heading his way. Sendoh smiled when he saw Miyuki and waved. Rukawa scowled when Miyuki stood hurriedly and jogged to Sendoh.

"Look at him. What a good looking guy. Isn't that Sendoh Akira of Ryonan?" Haruko asked. Rukawa and Sakuragi sweatdropped. "Haruko, Sendoh is nothing compared to me, tensai of Shohoku's basketball team." Sakuragi laughed. Haruko joined him.

Rukawa's eyes narrowed. Sakuragi was beginning to get on his nerves again. Laughing at his own joke.

His eyes averted to Miyuki and Sendoh. They were talking and laughing. And Miyuki's not helping either, being with that lecher from Ryonan. He started seeing red when Sendoh draped his arm over Miyuki's shoulders and started to lead her away. Unable to think twice, he jumped off his seat and ran for Miyuki. He grabbed her wrist.

Miyuki spun around in surprise. "Rukawa, what's the matter?"

You're what's the matter. He wanted to tell her. Instead, he glared at Sendoh and pulled Miyuki away from Sendoh's reach. "It's getting late. We should go home."

Miyuki gave Sendoh an apologetic smile. "He's right. See you later Sendoh."

As Sendoh walked away, Rukawa and Miyuki trudged back to the table. Miyuki grinned. "Sorry Haruko, Sakuragi, but we have to go."

Haruko and Sakuragi nodded. "I'll see you at school Miyuki. The paper's deadline is Tuesday." Haruko muttered unhappily.

When Rukawa and Miyuki walked away, Haruko looked down, tiny tears slowly coming out. Sakuragi turned to her in concern. "What's the matter Haruko? Are you hurt?"

Haruko looked up, her vision blurry from the tears that rushed out. She saw a silhouette grasp the other's silhouette's hand, and neither objected. "It's obvious Rukawa cares for Miyuki so much. He loves her." She burst out and buried her face in Sakuragi's chest.

Author's Notes: So, another chapter. This fic is coming to an end…[sighs] so sad. I love writing this fic. Anyway, what do ya'll think of Miyuki?

Is she A) a Mary-Sue?

B) a stubborn brat

C) a total airhead

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