Kali: *opens door, dragging Mei along*
Mei + Kali: HI!!!
Akari: too late.
Mei + Kali: wha? *blinkish blink*
Akari: you're too late Mei!!
Mei: for....what...?
Akari: THANKS-GIVING!
Mei: wha-where-w-WHAT?! What Thanks-Giving?!
Akari: Thanks-giving of 1986, thats what! *nod nod*
Mei + Kali: *sweatdrop*
Kali: Where are we anyways?
Akari: the closet, why?
Mei + Kali: - -;;
Akari: WHA?
Mei: *stands up* *clears throat* as the only sane one here, i declare my return. ok, i m done. *sits down*
Akari: *nods* and guess what! It's not a special this time! Its an interview..thing...?
Kali: *sweatdreop* she had trouble explaining things..
Mei: BRING OUT THE KITSUNE!!!
*Shuuichi Minnamino is brought in by an army of pink fuzzy bunnies*
Shuuichi Minnamino: *blinkish blink*
Mei: Akari, Kali? the kitsune ish here...though we had questions for him.....Akari...Kali?
*Akari and Kali are too busy playing jan-ken-pon over who shall ask the questions*
Mei: alright..then...KALI! YOU ASK!!
Akari: NANI?!
Kali: Yaynessness!!
Akari: screw you...no fair...how come she gets to ask....
Mei: cause
Kali: sounds reasonable enough, don't you think?
Mei: *nods*
Akari: TEMEE! *burns Mei and Kali with flamethrower, sets her mom's ugly dresses on fire* YAY! *burns more* *cackles*
Kali: *shifty look* riiiiiiight....ok, my dear kitsune, you shall now change YOUKO!
Shuuichi Minnamino: O.O;;; Who are you?
Akari:- - -;;;; thought we established that already. The perfect student has a bad memory..
Shuuichi Minnamino: well, I get dragged into a lot more fanfictions than you think!
Akari: like....LEMONS!
Shuuichi Minnamino: - -;;; yes, unfortunetly those too...
Akari: *grins* my work here is done *starts to walk out*
Mei: oh no it aint!! *stuffs her in a random plastic bag that appeared out of no where* there. *burns the bag, burries the ashes in the bottom of the closet* *decides to commit scuicide afterwards*
Akari: X_X *recarnates as a baked potato*
Mei: *seasons Akari*
Kali: *puts pepper and salt on potato*
Akari: *is seasoned*
Mei: *sour cream*
Akari: *is creamed*
Kali: *ketchup*
Akari:*and ketchuped*
Kali: *whip cream*
Akari: *is creamed once more*
Mei: *mustard*
Kali: *cow dung*
Akari: *throws mustard and dung off*
Kali: *yume*
Akari: *is yumed*
Potato Akari: I'm the world's only talking potato! and I got burnt in a toaster...
Kali: *makes mashed potatoes*
Mashed Potato Akari: X.x
Mei: *eats the potato*
Kali: MY POTATO!! *presses the red button*
Mei: *dies in a random accident*
Akari: EEEEEEP!!! *pops back to normal* *triple Heero glare at Kali*
Kali: *fakes inncoents* Since Mei *blinkish blink* died..We're gonna have a substitute!
Akari: YEAH! And someone else is gonna come in for Mei!
Kali: *sweatdrop* thats what i just said....BAKA! *twaps Akari over the head with a rubber mallet*
Akari: *pouts*
Kali: soooo.....whos going in for Mei?
Akari: *points to random audience member* MISSY!!!
Random audiesnce member #366: WHY HER! I WANNA BE IN IT!!
Akari: oooooooh...I think we can reconsider, I like the number 366!
Kali: . *twaps her over the head again*
Akari: hmm? what was that? *looks around*
Kali: *sigh* HERE ISH MISSY THE FICKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nothing happens*
Akari: where ish missy!?!?!?
Kali: we're in the closet, member? She might not be able to see us and is lost!
Akari: lost in the closet?
Kali: *slaps forhead* no baka, OUTSIDE of the closet.
Akari: oh. *steps out of the closet, looks around* MISSY!!! OH MISSY!!!!
Missy: *is right next to her* oww...ear..bleed..*convulses on the floor*
Akari: MISSY! *huggles the stuffing out of her*
Missy: Air....air..needed..*cough cough* AIR!!! *dies from lack of air*
Kali: nice..job..- -;;; *kills Akari with a piece of paper* PAPER CUTS!
Akari: *dies from blood loss*
Missy: *reincarnates as a piece of dust*
Akari: *reincarnates as the dustbuster* VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Missy: eeeep *pops back to normal*
Kali: Where were you...
Missy: meh? I was with Inu-chan, how come he aint in the show! *glomps Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: AHH A LEACH!
Kali: no...a fangirl...
Inuyasha: WORSE!!
Kali: anyways......cause Akari picked the closet as the place of todays show.
Akari: vrooooom?
Missy: *twaps Akari with Mallet-o-stop-being-a-dustbuster-and-change-back-to-normal*
Kali: where do you guys get those!?!?
Missy + Akari: the local mallet store.
Kali: *sigh* lets go back to the closet, shall we..?
Akari: *is already in the closet*
Missy: *drags Inuyasha along*
Inuyasha: O.O;;;
Kali: sooo..Missy..introduce your self...
Missy: I'm a fickle, not a pickle, call me a pickle and I bite your head *bows*
Akari: O.O
Shuuichi Minnamino: *clears throat, blinks cluelessly*
Kali: *tries a different approach than before. * Hey mister, miss, ma'm Kitsune sir? Will you PLEASE change into Youko Kurama? *puppy dog eyes*
Shuuichi Minnamino: *sigh* alright...
*mist fills the....closet? As it clears, there stands a handsom Kitsune, his golden eyes narrowed*
Akari: *.* *drool, drool* Youko...Kuuuuuuuuraaaamaaaa.....oooooooh....*convulses on the floor*
Missy: though you were a Hiei fan..*blinkish blink*
Kali: ..on...with...the questions..?
Missy: *nods very slowly*
Youko Kurama: *miserable sigh*
Kali: From Mercury-FoxLover: Mercury asks, *cant say it*
Akari: wha! wha! *peeks over the paper* *sighs* WHY THE HELL IS HE SO DAMN HORNY WHEN HE IS IN HIS YOUKO FORM!?!
Missy: *cackles*
Youko Kurama: *eyes narrow more* I am not.
Akari: oh...really? I will now quote your lover and you on the Halloween night!
Youko Kurama: *eye twitches*
Akari: "Dont curse Hiei, it turns me on." "A leaf could turn you on!!"
Missy: *rolls on the floor with laughter*
Kali: Missy...are...you..alright?
Akari: this isnt the time, place, or person to be asking that..
Missy: *laughs hysterically*
Y.K.: .
Kali: LETS GET OUT OF THIS..THIS..CLOSET-LIKE PLACE!!!
Akari: IT ISH A CLOSET!!!
Kali: *leaves*
Missy: *leaves, drags Inuyasha along by his hair*
Inuyasha: WATCH THE HAIR!
Akari: *follows, dragging Youko Kurama by the tail*
Y.K.: @.@ ow...
Kali: ok, next question ish from.....someone......"My dear Youko, I know this is a bad question to ask but...how many lovers did you have....?"
Akari + Missy: *looks interested*
Y.K.: WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?!
Akari: hmmmm...the kind that is akward, annoying, personal and we ALL wanna know the answer to it. *blinks, takes out a piece of paper and scans it* yeah...thats right.
Missy: *facefault*
Y.K. *mutters* lost count after the first 50...
Kali: *twitch*
Missy: *ponders* so I was right when I called him a yaoi queen...
Akari: you aint cheationg on Hiei are ya!?!?!
Missy + Kali: *hold Akari down*
Y.K.: who said anything about us being together in the first place!!
Akari: I DID! AND THE REST OF THE YAOI FANS!! *bares fangs*
Yaoi fan audience members: *nod nod, glare*
Kali + Missy: *scoot away*
Y.K.: *blinkish blink* ....kay....
Akari: hmmmm..now...a question from...moi!
Kali + Missy + Y.K.: uh-oh....
Akari: out of aaaall your lovers, who was the best.
Kali: uhhh...Akari..thats rather personal......
Noodle: O.O
Inuyasha: O.O
Missy: *s'plodes with another series of hysterical laughter*
Yume: *comes out, was going to sing and do a little dance, decides that its a bad moment* aww..man...
Y.K.: I WILL NOT ANSWER THAT!
Akari: aww...but the answer better be Hiei!!
Y.K. + Missy + Kali + Noodle + Yume: obsessive.....
Wonton soup: ...
Akari: OOOOH! *drool-drool-dribble-dribble* *eats*
Wonton Soup: O.O *is eaten*
*Hiei is brought in by an army of pink fuzzy duckies*
Kali: WHA?
Akari: well...since.........uhhh....*needs an excuse* Mei was killed, and she cant keep order, I wann my pretty Koorome!
Hiei: .
Kali: *sweatdrop*
Missy: hey! then I want my bishies!!! *glomps Inuyasha*
Akari: *builds a shrine around Hiei* *chants* my....pweeeettttyyyy..koooorome....
Y.K.: NO! MINE! *growls, clamps onto Hiei*
Akari: *sweatdrop* TOLD YA! TOLD YA ALL!!!
Yaoi Fans: YAYNESSNESS!!!
Others in the studio: O.O;;;
*Akari and Y.K. fight over Hiei* *Y.K. wins*
Y.K.: *grabs Hiei* MINE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! *runs away with Hiei*
Hiei: dont I have a say in this.....?
Y.K.: NO!
Hiei: .
Akari: well...thats it..I guess...*sniffle* WAAAAAAAI! MY KOOROME!!! *falls into a stage of deep depression*
Missy: NO! WE DIDNT HAVE TIME FOR RANDOM RANDOMNESSNESS!!
Akari: huh? *gets killed in a random car accident, more bloody than Mei's*
Kali: thats your idea of fun?
Missy: *nods happily*
Akari: *recarnates as a centapide* *crawls around*
Kali: AHH! *steps on her*
Akari: X______X
Missy: This is the kind of thing that makes you wanna find your teacher and say "HOW DARE THEE MUSS MEH GRADES!! I CHALLENGE YE!!!" *thwaps with bagel* and then the teacher would hide in the corner and say "OH NO! It was the computer! I swear of it! " and i'd say "WELL THEN THAT'S BETTER YOU MEASLE WEASLE!!" and run to her compie and thwaps it with a bagguette and say "HOW DARE THE MESSESH MEH GRADES!! NOW I CHALLENGE YE!!!!!" and the compie would go "........." and than i'd look pretty wierd, challening computers with baguettes! O_o *nod nod*
Kali: O.O;;; uhh..bye everyone?!?!
- - - -A/N:- - - -
Akari: that was my longest chaper yet! but it sucked...
Missy: you wrote it! Blame no one but yourself and Kuwabara!
Kali: why Kuwabara?
Akari + Missy: O.O Just look at him!!!
Kali: *looks* AHHH! OK OK!! *dies*
- - - - - - - - - -
Mei + Kali: HI!!!
Akari: too late.
Mei + Kali: wha? *blinkish blink*
Akari: you're too late Mei!!
Mei: for....what...?
Akari: THANKS-GIVING!
Mei: wha-where-w-WHAT?! What Thanks-Giving?!
Akari: Thanks-giving of 1986, thats what! *nod nod*
Mei + Kali: *sweatdrop*
Kali: Where are we anyways?
Akari: the closet, why?
Mei + Kali: - -;;
Akari: WHA?
Mei: *stands up* *clears throat* as the only sane one here, i declare my return. ok, i m done. *sits down*
Akari: *nods* and guess what! It's not a special this time! Its an interview..thing...?
Kali: *sweatdreop* she had trouble explaining things..
Mei: BRING OUT THE KITSUNE!!!
*Shuuichi Minnamino is brought in by an army of pink fuzzy bunnies*
Shuuichi Minnamino: *blinkish blink*
Mei: Akari, Kali? the kitsune ish here...though we had questions for him.....Akari...Kali?
*Akari and Kali are too busy playing jan-ken-pon over who shall ask the questions*
Mei: alright..then...KALI! YOU ASK!!
Akari: NANI?!
Kali: Yaynessness!!
Akari: screw you...no fair...how come she gets to ask....
Mei: cause
Kali: sounds reasonable enough, don't you think?
Mei: *nods*
Akari: TEMEE! *burns Mei and Kali with flamethrower, sets her mom's ugly dresses on fire* YAY! *burns more* *cackles*
Kali: *shifty look* riiiiiiight....ok, my dear kitsune, you shall now change YOUKO!
Shuuichi Minnamino: O.O;;; Who are you?
Akari:- - -;;;; thought we established that already. The perfect student has a bad memory..
Shuuichi Minnamino: well, I get dragged into a lot more fanfictions than you think!
Akari: like....LEMONS!
Shuuichi Minnamino: - -;;; yes, unfortunetly those too...
Akari: *grins* my work here is done *starts to walk out*
Mei: oh no it aint!! *stuffs her in a random plastic bag that appeared out of no where* there. *burns the bag, burries the ashes in the bottom of the closet* *decides to commit scuicide afterwards*
Akari: X_X *recarnates as a baked potato*
Mei: *seasons Akari*
Kali: *puts pepper and salt on potato*
Akari: *is seasoned*
Mei: *sour cream*
Akari: *is creamed*
Kali: *ketchup*
Akari:*and ketchuped*
Kali: *whip cream*
Akari: *is creamed once more*
Mei: *mustard*
Kali: *cow dung*
Akari: *throws mustard and dung off*
Kali: *yume*
Akari: *is yumed*
Potato Akari: I'm the world's only talking potato! and I got burnt in a toaster...
Kali: *makes mashed potatoes*
Mashed Potato Akari: X.x
Mei: *eats the potato*
Kali: MY POTATO!! *presses the red button*
Mei: *dies in a random accident*
Akari: EEEEEEP!!! *pops back to normal* *triple Heero glare at Kali*
Kali: *fakes inncoents* Since Mei *blinkish blink* died..We're gonna have a substitute!
Akari: YEAH! And someone else is gonna come in for Mei!
Kali: *sweatdrop* thats what i just said....BAKA! *twaps Akari over the head with a rubber mallet*
Akari: *pouts*
Kali: soooo.....whos going in for Mei?
Akari: *points to random audience member* MISSY!!!
Random audiesnce member #366: WHY HER! I WANNA BE IN IT!!
Akari: oooooooh...I think we can reconsider, I like the number 366!
Kali: . *twaps her over the head again*
Akari: hmm? what was that? *looks around*
Kali: *sigh* HERE ISH MISSY THE FICKLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*nothing happens*
Akari: where ish missy!?!?!?
Kali: we're in the closet, member? She might not be able to see us and is lost!
Akari: lost in the closet?
Kali: *slaps forhead* no baka, OUTSIDE of the closet.
Akari: oh. *steps out of the closet, looks around* MISSY!!! OH MISSY!!!!
Missy: *is right next to her* oww...ear..bleed..*convulses on the floor*
Akari: MISSY! *huggles the stuffing out of her*
Missy: Air....air..needed..*cough cough* AIR!!! *dies from lack of air*
Kali: nice..job..- -;;; *kills Akari with a piece of paper* PAPER CUTS!
Akari: *dies from blood loss*
Missy: *reincarnates as a piece of dust*
Akari: *reincarnates as the dustbuster* VROOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Missy: eeeep *pops back to normal*
Kali: Where were you...
Missy: meh? I was with Inu-chan, how come he aint in the show! *glomps Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: AHH A LEACH!
Kali: no...a fangirl...
Inuyasha: WORSE!!
Kali: anyways......cause Akari picked the closet as the place of todays show.
Akari: vrooooom?
Missy: *twaps Akari with Mallet-o-stop-being-a-dustbuster-and-change-back-to-normal*
Kali: where do you guys get those!?!?
Missy + Akari: the local mallet store.
Kali: *sigh* lets go back to the closet, shall we..?
Akari: *is already in the closet*
Missy: *drags Inuyasha along*
Inuyasha: O.O;;;
Kali: sooo..Missy..introduce your self...
Missy: I'm a fickle, not a pickle, call me a pickle and I bite your head *bows*
Akari: O.O
Shuuichi Minnamino: *clears throat, blinks cluelessly*
Kali: *tries a different approach than before. * Hey mister, miss, ma'm Kitsune sir? Will you PLEASE change into Youko Kurama? *puppy dog eyes*
Shuuichi Minnamino: *sigh* alright...
*mist fills the....closet? As it clears, there stands a handsom Kitsune, his golden eyes narrowed*
Akari: *.* *drool, drool* Youko...Kuuuuuuuuraaaamaaaa.....oooooooh....*convulses on the floor*
Missy: though you were a Hiei fan..*blinkish blink*
Kali: ..on...with...the questions..?
Missy: *nods very slowly*
Youko Kurama: *miserable sigh*
Kali: From Mercury-FoxLover: Mercury asks, *cant say it*
Akari: wha! wha! *peeks over the paper* *sighs* WHY THE HELL IS HE SO DAMN HORNY WHEN HE IS IN HIS YOUKO FORM!?!
Missy: *cackles*
Youko Kurama: *eyes narrow more* I am not.
Akari: oh...really? I will now quote your lover and you on the Halloween night!
Youko Kurama: *eye twitches*
Akari: "Dont curse Hiei, it turns me on." "A leaf could turn you on!!"
Missy: *rolls on the floor with laughter*
Kali: Missy...are...you..alright?
Akari: this isnt the time, place, or person to be asking that..
Missy: *laughs hysterically*
Y.K.: .
Kali: LETS GET OUT OF THIS..THIS..CLOSET-LIKE PLACE!!!
Akari: IT ISH A CLOSET!!!
Kali: *leaves*
Missy: *leaves, drags Inuyasha along by his hair*
Inuyasha: WATCH THE HAIR!
Akari: *follows, dragging Youko Kurama by the tail*
Y.K.: @.@ ow...
Kali: ok, next question ish from.....someone......"My dear Youko, I know this is a bad question to ask but...how many lovers did you have....?"
Akari + Missy: *looks interested*
Y.K.: WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?!
Akari: hmmmm...the kind that is akward, annoying, personal and we ALL wanna know the answer to it. *blinks, takes out a piece of paper and scans it* yeah...thats right.
Missy: *facefault*
Y.K. *mutters* lost count after the first 50...
Kali: *twitch*
Missy: *ponders* so I was right when I called him a yaoi queen...
Akari: you aint cheationg on Hiei are ya!?!?!
Missy + Kali: *hold Akari down*
Y.K.: who said anything about us being together in the first place!!
Akari: I DID! AND THE REST OF THE YAOI FANS!! *bares fangs*
Yaoi fan audience members: *nod nod, glare*
Kali + Missy: *scoot away*
Y.K.: *blinkish blink* ....kay....
Akari: hmmmm..now...a question from...moi!
Kali + Missy + Y.K.: uh-oh....
Akari: out of aaaall your lovers, who was the best.
Kali: uhhh...Akari..thats rather personal......
Noodle: O.O
Inuyasha: O.O
Missy: *s'plodes with another series of hysterical laughter*
Yume: *comes out, was going to sing and do a little dance, decides that its a bad moment* aww..man...
Y.K.: I WILL NOT ANSWER THAT!
Akari: aww...but the answer better be Hiei!!
Y.K. + Missy + Kali + Noodle + Yume: obsessive.....
Wonton soup: ...
Akari: OOOOH! *drool-drool-dribble-dribble* *eats*
Wonton Soup: O.O *is eaten*
*Hiei is brought in by an army of pink fuzzy duckies*
Kali: WHA?
Akari: well...since.........uhhh....*needs an excuse* Mei was killed, and she cant keep order, I wann my pretty Koorome!
Hiei: .
Kali: *sweatdrop*
Missy: hey! then I want my bishies!!! *glomps Inuyasha*
Akari: *builds a shrine around Hiei* *chants* my....pweeeettttyyyy..koooorome....
Y.K.: NO! MINE! *growls, clamps onto Hiei*
Akari: *sweatdrop* TOLD YA! TOLD YA ALL!!!
Yaoi Fans: YAYNESSNESS!!!
Others in the studio: O.O;;;
*Akari and Y.K. fight over Hiei* *Y.K. wins*
Y.K.: *grabs Hiei* MINE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!! *runs away with Hiei*
Hiei: dont I have a say in this.....?
Y.K.: NO!
Hiei: .
Akari: well...thats it..I guess...*sniffle* WAAAAAAAI! MY KOOROME!!! *falls into a stage of deep depression*
Missy: NO! WE DIDNT HAVE TIME FOR RANDOM RANDOMNESSNESS!!
Akari: huh? *gets killed in a random car accident, more bloody than Mei's*
Kali: thats your idea of fun?
Missy: *nods happily*
Akari: *recarnates as a centapide* *crawls around*
Kali: AHH! *steps on her*
Akari: X______X
Missy: This is the kind of thing that makes you wanna find your teacher and say "HOW DARE THEE MUSS MEH GRADES!! I CHALLENGE YE!!!" *thwaps with bagel* and then the teacher would hide in the corner and say "OH NO! It was the computer! I swear of it! " and i'd say "WELL THEN THAT'S BETTER YOU MEASLE WEASLE!!" and run to her compie and thwaps it with a bagguette and say "HOW DARE THE MESSESH MEH GRADES!! NOW I CHALLENGE YE!!!!!" and the compie would go "........." and than i'd look pretty wierd, challening computers with baguettes! O_o *nod nod*
Kali: O.O;;; uhh..bye everyone?!?!
- - - -A/N:- - - -
Akari: that was my longest chaper yet! but it sucked...
Missy: you wrote it! Blame no one but yourself and Kuwabara!
Kali: why Kuwabara?
Akari + Missy: O.O Just look at him!!!
Kali: *looks* AHHH! OK OK!! *dies*
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