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(A/N) the beginning of the end)

Missy: ..and thats how I started my stamp collection.

Mei: *taking notes*

Kali: *nudges them, grins at audience* ELLO!!

Akari: Audience buddies!!!

Missy: ..buddies?

Zack: *eating Papaya*

Kali: *sweatdrop* some people have problems..

Akari: I'd hug all of my reviewers but they'd think I m creepy and wouldn't go anywhere near my ficcies..sooooo..I'll have Kuwa do it!

Kali: yup..problems..

Audience: you hate us dont you!?

Missy: buddies..?

Zack: *munch munch*

Akari: noo...you got it all wrong! I LOOOOOVE YOU!!

Kali: indeed! Problems!

Missy: did I hear right, buddies?!

Akari: INUYASHAAAA! GO GIVE MY REVIEWERS A HUG!

Inuyasha: help? O___O

Akari: *pushes Inu at audience* GO! BE FREE LITTLE ANIMAL!

Inuyasha: Free? YAY! *runs out the door*

Kali: there goes your anime panel.. definitely problems..

Zack: *chew chew*

Missy: she really did say 'buddies,' ne?

Mei: Hey, Akari still gots the Mononoke Hime crew!

Akari: *presses button* not nemore!

Ashitaka + San: *fall down a hole* *hug, looking frightened*

Ashitaka: San!

San: Ashitaka!

Ashitaka: San!

San: Ashitaka!

Missy: AHH! ITS FUSHIGI YUUGI OVER AGAIN!!

Akari: Its a conspiracy!!

Kali: problems..*nod nod*

Noodle: will you stop saying that?

Kali: NEVER!!! *runs into a wall*

Missy: problems..

Noodle: *narrows eyes at Missy*

Missy: Wha?! O.o

Akari: *ahem* Who is it that we are interviewing today?

Kali: lesse..we had Yu-chan, Hi-chan, and Ku-chan..that leaves us with Kazuma..

Missy: *still processing* Yu-chan, Hi-chan, Ku-chan? Since when were THOSE their names?

Kali: *shrugs*

Akari: Hold it! *record scratches* Kazuma?

Kali + Missy: ewww

Mei: oh come on! Give the guy a chance!

Akari + Missy + Kali: *narrow eyes* shes not human..

Mei: 'course I m not!

Zack: *blinks, eats*

Kali: Alright! Bring IT in!

*Kuwa is brought in by purple perverted chipmunks*

Kuwa: O_O

Akari: okay our ugly torturee..err..guest! *plops down on the ground cross-legged*

Kuwa: Whos ugly?!

Kali: You are! And that shall be out first question! Why are you the only non-bishie charrie of the Reikai Tentai?

Kuwa: WHAT!? Girls drool over my body!

Akari: yeah, that explains the fact that there are no girls here, they're drooling over the much less attractive body of Kurama.

Missy: *twitches* no girls here!? What am I then?!

Akari: THAT..I dont know..*is all mysterious*

Missy: *sneers*

Kuwa: &rips off shirt, reveals a blue spandex shirt with a red S on it*

Akari: was that supose to happen?

Kuwa: *blushes, rips off spandex* look and drool!

Missy: AAAH! WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?!?!

Zack: *shudders, eats more*

Akari + Kali: O.O eww

Mei: Sorry but I m a girl and I m not drooling..now..for GODS SAKES PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON!!

Kuwa: fine! *does so*

Akari: I dont know what Yukina sees in him..

Hiei: *pops out of no where* YUKINA?!

Missy: *sweatdrops*

Mei: here we go again..

Akari: *dances around Hiei and throws flowers around*

Kali: How'd you get here?

Hiei: I ESCAPED YOUKO KURAMA! BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!

Missy: he drunk?

Akari: now Hiei-chan, did you sniff anything on your way here?

Mei: get him out 'fore she blows a fuse!!!

Missy: It blew a whiiile ago..

Akari: NOOO!!

Hiei: *taken away by the wind*

Akari: *sobs* you took away my hope, my love, my inspiration!

Kuwa: Back to me?!

Akari: *clears throat* Alright, why do you pick fights with Hiei if you know you cant win!?

Kuwa: you like him or somethin?

Akari: YESSSS!!

Kali: Kuwabara, why are you so unintelligent?

Kuwa: Why do you use such long confusing words?!

Missy: We're asking the questions here!

Kuwa: Leave me alonnnne! I want my kitten! *curls up and sobs*

Akari: I guess we broke him! *takes out stick and pokes* *poke poke poke*

Mei: It almost makes you feel bad for the guy..ALMOST!

Kuwabara fans (very few): Kuwa-chan had a break down and its all YOUR fault!! *point at Akari*

Akari: *poke poke poke poke* *stops* huh? Oh, yes! *bows*

Kuwa Fans: CHARGE!!!

Missy: AAAH! BOB! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY HERE! LET OUT THE PENGUINS!!

*pink fuzzy penguins crowd the stage, fighting the Kuwa fans*

Missy: ZACK! GET UP AND FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN!!

Zack: *gets a stomach ache from eating papaya too fast* Missy..go on without me..save yourself!

Missy: Okay! *grins*

Zack: no! I didn't mean it! what if I need...*shifty eyes* *slowly* a.... daipie change?!?!?!

Missy: O__O what do I have to do with that!? *is attacked* NOOO!!! RABID KUWA FAN! *swats with newspaper*

~3 min later~

Akari: *breathes heavily* oh, god! that was sooome fight!

Kali: Yeah, thank god there were only 3 Kuwa fans or we'd be in trouble!

Everyone Else: *nod nod*

Akari: *pokes dead Kuwa fans* *poke poke poke*

Mei: erm..right! Next we have Koenma! Send in your questions!

Missy: JA!!

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Akari: THAT TOOK A WHILE!!

Noodle: slow, pathetic writer thing!

Akari: WAAAH!

Yume: BAD MUSE BAD! *hands her a Hiei plushie*

Akari: YAY! REVIEWS PWEASE!!! PRETTY PWESE WITH A STRAWBERRY ON TOP!

Yume: Strawberry?

Akari: YAH! I HATE CHERRIES!!