Missy: NO! The mansion is THAT way! *pokes the TV screen*
Akari: But its not!
Missy: You have to get the revolver to shoot the sorceress! Its in the mansion!
Akari: I know! Where is the mansion!
Missy: THAT WAY! *pokes the screen again*
Akari: but its NOT!
Kali: O_o I dare to ask..what are you two doing..?
Missy: playing Final Fantasy VIII.
Akari: actually, I'm stuck and Missy's telling me where to go and i m obviously ignoring her advice. In conclusion, I'm sitting here pressing random buttons with Missy yelling over my shoulder.
Missy: -_-; why don't you just listen to meee!
Akari: what's the fun in that?
Mei: *cough* Peoples, its sitcom-that-was-changed-into-a-talk-show time!
Akari: no need to rub it in -_-;
Missy: Merf.
Kali: Who's on 'The List' today?
Mei: which list?
Kali: THE list
Mei: oh, that list..I lost that one..
Kali: O_O
Akari: What's on THE list?
Kali: Its the list of the people that are to appear in the talk show..
Mei: *grabs a blank piece of paper* I FOUND IT!
Kali: good. *snatches paper* mmm-hmmm, everything is going as planned.
Akari: O_o
Missy: Wasn't Koenma supposed to be on today's show?
Nikko the Paper Crane: ***DON DON DON***
Akari: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kali + Mei: yes.
NtPC: ***DON DON DON***
Akari: *hisses like a rabid moose*
Missy: what do you have against Koenma? He's cuuuuuute!
Akari: *grits teeth* nasty HieixKoenma lemon flashback! *cringes* *clutches heart* *falls, convulses on the ground*
Missy: *sighs*
Akari: *twitches on the ground*
Koenma: *enters...by force, carried by Shiva* O_o
NtPC: ***DON DON DON***
Mei: *hisses* stop that! *eats the origami paper*
Akari: *growls* DIE BASTARD! Hiei's mine! MIIIIIIIIIIIINE Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine and only MINE!
Missy: aaaaaaaand..Kurama's..
Akari: *stops* you seriously have a point there.
Missy: Don't I always?
Akari: ..
Mei: ..
Koenma: ..O_o
Kali: Uncomfortable silence always makes me hungry!
Koenma: I don't really want to know why I am here, but put me down and let me go back to my work!
Missy: screw that. We're here to..
Mei: ask you a few questions, that is all!
Koenma: -_-; I..dont think so! *struggles*
Akari: Hohoemi no Bakuuuuuuuuuudan!
Kali: I take it that was just a minor outburst, I wont even ask.
Missy: with her, its better NEVER to ask..
Mei: First question from Asilin: why do you suck a pacifier?
Koenma: That is a very simple one. The pacifier is the source of my energy. That's where its stored and such.
Mei: oookay, couldn't you think of anything better than a pacifier..?
Koenma: no, I wasn't in a much of a creative mood, i m so sorry -_-;
Mei: awww, its alright ^^
Koenma: -___________-;
Kali: FROGGY!
Missy: next question from Rei the Stupid Noodle: Koenma, why do you chose to be in the toddler form if your teenaged form is so hot?
Koenma: hot? -_-; Staying in the teenaged form costs me a lot of energy.
Kali: alright..Akari, don't you have any questions for the demi-god?
Akari: nope, if the pacifier sucking baka is around, consider me dead.
Mei: Okay!
Missy: that cant be the first time..
Kali: anymore questions..?
Missy: not that I know of.
Koenma: good, can I go now?
Mei: sure..I guess..
Akari: NO! People that come in and come out still sane are forbidden!
Missy: I'll go destroy Reikai and see what Koenma thinks bout that, eh Akari?
Akari: mm-hmm *nods* I'll get a picture of him and Genkai in the same bed.
Koenma: WHA!? How is THAT possible?! *obviously more concerned about the picture than Reikai*
Akari: *cackles*
Koenma: since i KNOW that didn't happen, it'll have no effect on me.
Akari: That's what they aaaaall say! *more cackling*
Koenma: *finally, scared* NOOOOO!
Mei: *using Botan's little communicator* Missy, how is Mission-Destroy- Reikai going, over.
Missy: *through Botan's communicator thingy* pretty good, i m dropping one last atomic bomb right now!
Koenma: O_____O MY FATHER WILL KILL ME!
Akari: *giggles* spankings...
Koenma: NOOOOOOOOO!! MUST SAVE REIKAI! *runs around in circles* *freezes*
Kali: well, that got him.
Missy: *comes back from the other room* yep, you're free Koenma.
Koenma: *frozen like a deer in a cars headlights, wide eyes*
Akari: Shiva! Take it away!
Missy: how is it that you have Guardian Forces obeying you?
Akari: I m special!
Kali: indeed.
Mei: And its over! good bye!
Akari: NO! I wanna have a torture session!
Missy: YAY!
Kali: Who do we torture?
Missy: Kurama! We can cut his hair!
Akari: but Kurama's hair is so perdy! NO!
Mei: Hiei?
Akari: Over my dead body!
Missy: That can be arranged.
Akari: .
Kali: Yusuke?
Akari: I.........don't think so..
Missy: Who CAN we torture?!
Akari: KOENMA!
Kali: *whines* but Akariiiiii, we did that already!
Akari: Thus the conclusion of the torture session! *southern accent* Bye ya'll!
Missy: *sigh*
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Akari: But its not!
Missy: You have to get the revolver to shoot the sorceress! Its in the mansion!
Akari: I know! Where is the mansion!
Missy: THAT WAY! *pokes the screen again*
Akari: but its NOT!
Kali: O_o I dare to ask..what are you two doing..?
Missy: playing Final Fantasy VIII.
Akari: actually, I'm stuck and Missy's telling me where to go and i m obviously ignoring her advice. In conclusion, I'm sitting here pressing random buttons with Missy yelling over my shoulder.
Missy: -_-; why don't you just listen to meee!
Akari: what's the fun in that?
Mei: *cough* Peoples, its sitcom-that-was-changed-into-a-talk-show time!
Akari: no need to rub it in -_-;
Missy: Merf.
Kali: Who's on 'The List' today?
Mei: which list?
Kali: THE list
Mei: oh, that list..I lost that one..
Kali: O_O
Akari: What's on THE list?
Kali: Its the list of the people that are to appear in the talk show..
Mei: *grabs a blank piece of paper* I FOUND IT!
Kali: good. *snatches paper* mmm-hmmm, everything is going as planned.
Akari: O_o
Missy: Wasn't Koenma supposed to be on today's show?
Nikko the Paper Crane: ***DON DON DON***
Akari: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kali + Mei: yes.
NtPC: ***DON DON DON***
Akari: *hisses like a rabid moose*
Missy: what do you have against Koenma? He's cuuuuuute!
Akari: *grits teeth* nasty HieixKoenma lemon flashback! *cringes* *clutches heart* *falls, convulses on the ground*
Missy: *sighs*
Akari: *twitches on the ground*
Koenma: *enters...by force, carried by Shiva* O_o
NtPC: ***DON DON DON***
Mei: *hisses* stop that! *eats the origami paper*
Akari: *growls* DIE BASTARD! Hiei's mine! MIIIIIIIIIIIINE Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine and only MINE!
Missy: aaaaaaaand..Kurama's..
Akari: *stops* you seriously have a point there.
Missy: Don't I always?
Akari: ..
Mei: ..
Koenma: ..O_o
Kali: Uncomfortable silence always makes me hungry!
Koenma: I don't really want to know why I am here, but put me down and let me go back to my work!
Missy: screw that. We're here to..
Mei: ask you a few questions, that is all!
Koenma: -_-; I..dont think so! *struggles*
Akari: Hohoemi no Bakuuuuuuuuuudan!
Kali: I take it that was just a minor outburst, I wont even ask.
Missy: with her, its better NEVER to ask..
Mei: First question from Asilin: why do you suck a pacifier?
Koenma: That is a very simple one. The pacifier is the source of my energy. That's where its stored and such.
Mei: oookay, couldn't you think of anything better than a pacifier..?
Koenma: no, I wasn't in a much of a creative mood, i m so sorry -_-;
Mei: awww, its alright ^^
Koenma: -___________-;
Kali: FROGGY!
Missy: next question from Rei the Stupid Noodle: Koenma, why do you chose to be in the toddler form if your teenaged form is so hot?
Koenma: hot? -_-; Staying in the teenaged form costs me a lot of energy.
Kali: alright..Akari, don't you have any questions for the demi-god?
Akari: nope, if the pacifier sucking baka is around, consider me dead.
Mei: Okay!
Missy: that cant be the first time..
Kali: anymore questions..?
Missy: not that I know of.
Koenma: good, can I go now?
Mei: sure..I guess..
Akari: NO! People that come in and come out still sane are forbidden!
Missy: I'll go destroy Reikai and see what Koenma thinks bout that, eh Akari?
Akari: mm-hmm *nods* I'll get a picture of him and Genkai in the same bed.
Koenma: WHA!? How is THAT possible?! *obviously more concerned about the picture than Reikai*
Akari: *cackles*
Koenma: since i KNOW that didn't happen, it'll have no effect on me.
Akari: That's what they aaaaall say! *more cackling*
Koenma: *finally, scared* NOOOOO!
Mei: *using Botan's little communicator* Missy, how is Mission-Destroy- Reikai going, over.
Missy: *through Botan's communicator thingy* pretty good, i m dropping one last atomic bomb right now!
Koenma: O_____O MY FATHER WILL KILL ME!
Akari: *giggles* spankings...
Koenma: NOOOOOOOOO!! MUST SAVE REIKAI! *runs around in circles* *freezes*
Kali: well, that got him.
Missy: *comes back from the other room* yep, you're free Koenma.
Koenma: *frozen like a deer in a cars headlights, wide eyes*
Akari: Shiva! Take it away!
Missy: how is it that you have Guardian Forces obeying you?
Akari: I m special!
Kali: indeed.
Mei: And its over! good bye!
Akari: NO! I wanna have a torture session!
Missy: YAY!
Kali: Who do we torture?
Missy: Kurama! We can cut his hair!
Akari: but Kurama's hair is so perdy! NO!
Mei: Hiei?
Akari: Over my dead body!
Missy: That can be arranged.
Akari: .
Kali: Yusuke?
Akari: I.........don't think so..
Missy: Who CAN we torture?!
Akari: KOENMA!
Kali: *whines* but Akariiiiii, we did that already!
Akari: Thus the conclusion of the torture session! *southern accent* Bye ya'll!
Missy: *sigh*
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Moop, Gomen for the dead-ness for a while..i was stuck..but now i m back! IT RHYMES! *cough* Reviews would be nice..?
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